Handsome guy, just follow me

"I was wrong." Tan Hu clung to him like a koala, trying to pass the test.

"Let's hear it, what's wrong?" I folded my hands on my chest and waited to see what he could come up with.

"I shouldn't be eating steak with others at noon and snatching the last piece of snowflake beef from your bowl at night."

He took out his phone and turned on the timer, "There are 30 seconds left before you lose the unique and perfect me."

Tan Hu put aside his gentlemanly demeanor, confiscated my mobile phone unkindly, and began to explain with a sigh: "Xiao Tao is the junior I told you before, and he accompanied his boyfriend to city A on a business trip this week. He said he would find me for dinner, and I thought that since he is also a man with a master, eating a meal should be innocuous, so as not to be convicted by the organization...Of course, I did not report to the organization in time before and after the event, so I bear an inescapable responsibility..."

"Before and after? The young man has a lot of appetite..."

"Before and after meals."

Tan Hu observed the situation for a while, and continued: "Actually, I was very miserable that day. Xiao Tao is a scheming bitch. Finding me for dinner is not as simple as reminiscing about the past. He didn't know what was wrong with his boyfriend at that time, so he deliberately asked me for dinner to anger him. The one at home, within 3 minutes after the food was served, his family members followed Xiaotao’s circle of friends and chased him all the way. As a result, I just watched them flirting and cursing in front of me. It was so disgusting that my appetite was frightened I ran away, I spent money not only did not eat enough, but also forced to watch others spread dog food, there is nothing worse than this, I did not deliberately hide it from you, you eat hot pot at night and it tastes so good, how can I bear to be ruined What about your appetite?...Baby, I am so pitiful, can you educate me appropriately, criticize as appropriate, and finally end up with generous care?"

"Honey, why didn't I realize that you still have the attributes of a dream-chasing boy?"

By the way, Xi Jingtao, this pair of dogs and men really has no limit, flying thousands of miles to other people's sites to show their affection, not to mention, they are so embarrassed to let our family Tan Huhu pay for it!Shameless and quite economical, the more I thought about it, the more irritable I became, I couldn't help but give him a sideways glance, unscrupulously slandering my ex: "How repressed was your childhood, and you found something so heavy to release your nature?"

"Xiao Tao is actually a nice person, but he is more advanced than ordinary people..." Tan Hu paused, searching for suitable words, "Lively? Escape? Original ecology?"

Very good, it's either a compliment or a neutral term. The upright Mr. Tan has successfully won himself the opportunity to sleep in the living room.Probably aware of my uneasy expression, Tan Hu made up his mind and said, "No, no, I made a mistake. Who is Xiao Tao? I don't know him very well, and I don't know much about it."

Hmph, follow my example of pretending to be stupid, have you paid your tuition, my dear?I pushed Tan Hu away and wanted to stand up, but the latter reacted quickly and got up with me, grabbed my wrist and said, "Xiaohan, don't be angry, listen to me..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen!" I shook Tan Hu's hand away like a ramen. He was obviously startled by my sudden movement, and he took half a step back undetectably. When he reacted and wanted to speak again , and was intercepted by Erkang's hand that I stretched out at the speed of light, "Don't explain anything, I don't want to hear anything."

After saying this, I turned around smartly, went back to the bedroom, and gracefully locked Tan Hu, who was still confused about the situation, out of the door.After counting about ten, I heard him protesting weakly outside the door: "But haven't I finished explaining?"

I sneered in my heart, what else?You thought you'd just be locked out of your bedroom door?Excited by the opera essence peach, I almost forgot that I am also a lifelong honorary student of the Central Academy of Drama Essence. It seems that no one has such a thing as acting.

I've been working overtime every night lately and I'm a little physically exhausted, so I just gave myself a vacation.I didn't want to hear Tan Huhu's aggrieved voice, and I was afraid that my heart would soften, so I decided to play some music to soothe the atmosphere. I opened the app, searched for Zhang Xinzhe's "White Moonlight" decisively, clicked on the single to cycle, it was perfect.

It's rare that I don't have to work the night shift, and with the help of music, I sleep very soundly.Just waiting for the next day to wake up, facing the empty seat beside me, wondering for a second in a daze whether I went to the wrong room, habit is really a terrible thing.

I left a bowl of Tan Hu in vain, and I feel a little bit of worthless apology when I’m full of sleep, thinking that I’ll see him later and have a good stroke, the love period hasn’t passed yet, don’t use cold violence deliberately In fact, the innocent child was scared away, where can I go to reason?

My head still gave a beautiful day a warm beginning with the spring breeze blowing on the face and the spring breeze transforming the rain, but when I walked out of the bedroom, I found that the hero was not there at all, so I checked again inside and out to make sure that Tan Hu did not fall out of the latrine secretly Weeping, and an unknown fire shot up in my chest. I just used the topic to play a little cold war to get a paid vacation benefit for my ass. I don't know where the bad habit of running away from home came from, it's the wrong way!

The anger level reached its peak when I saw a gigantic pimple on my chin in the mirror, and it fell back by half when I caught a glimpse of the breakfast left on the table. The buns and soy milk were still warm to the touch, which shows that this person The possibility of running away from home is not high. Anyway, if I run away from home, I will definitely not have the spare time to buy breakfast and go around and take it home.

In general novels, this scene usually has to be accompanied by a handwritten note full of love, something like "don't be angry, dear, eat and love you", don't say I'm really crazy from the dining table to the floor or even pretending I rummaged through Baozi’s food bag carefully, but I didn’t find any of them. The anger that had finally subsided was faintly rising again, and I swallowed Baozi together with my anger. It’s my favorite sauerkraut. Stuffing, but also delicious.

After working for a whole day, I was so tired that my mouth was dry and my eyes were dizzy. I was most afraid of the 10th of every month when there are a large number of old men and women receiving pensions.

It’s good to be busy, and I don’t have time to fiddle with my phone, otherwise I would have found the cruel fact that my unread WeChat messages and missed calls were zero, and I would have been so angry that I vomited blood.Good job Tan Huhu, I'll eat vinegar for you and pretend to be a showman, you fucking turn a blind eye and calm down like a popsicle in winter, tough enough!

Seeing that the end of get off work time was approaching, the whole hall finally became quiet, and I couldn't sit still, eager to go home early and settle accounts with the culprit who disturbed my thoughts.

Xiao Guo supported me in the lobby for a long time in the afternoon, and now he finally had some free time, so he deliberately stood in front of my desk and took the opportunity to talk to me. The two fools thought they were clever and came up to me and whispered: "Brother Han, look at you I’ve been fidgeting for a long time, isn’t it caused by hemorrhoids? Tsk tsk, I may feel the same way, it’s so sour, just imagine that I feel the oppression of the chrysanthemum suddenly tightening. By the way, Brother Han, you have been sick and troubled enough recently. Why don’t you ask an old Chinese doctor to prescribe medicine for a holiday someday?”

I meditated in my heart that beating a colleague would lead to my dismissal, and it was not worth losing my future for such a low-level lotus root spirit. As long as everyone gave a share of love, the world would become a world where brains would be wiped out.

"Xiao Guo, has the blind date failed again recently?"

The lotus essence became depressed at a speed visible to the naked eye, silently took two steps back, and gave me a resentful look: "Don't leave any pot unopened..."

"Well, don't I care about you? Just like you care about me. I don't need the old Chinese medicine brother. You'd better keep yourself. I'm not sure if the Chinese medicine doctor will show you whether the chrysanthemum is tight or not, but my brain Not good, I still recommend traditional Chinese medicine, after all, the treatment cycle is longer, Chinese medicine is relatively milder, and the side effects are less."

"Damn!" Xiao Guo cursed under his throat, "Do you want to treat me like this? I really missed you when you were on vacation, but I am no longer your favorite Xiao Guo..."

In fact, I really want to tell Xiao Guo that his normal state is to show that he is not in a good mood at the moment. It is a bit difficult to love, and he can barely have 0.5 points for distress, and the full score is 100 points.

During the interval of fishing, the number was called again, and I switched back to the work mode in a second. The spring breeze and warm smile had just loaded halfway, and I froze in place.

I didn't speak, and Tan Hu, who was pretending to be serious, didn't speak. The atmosphere dropped to freezing point. Xiao Guo, who was on the side, noticed something unusual here, and asked in a low voice what was going on. I also wanted to find out what was going on. Well!

Xiao Guo's eyes showed a bit of worry, and I didn't care about him. I focused my eyes on Tan Hu, who had an innocent face. I don't know if I recognized Tan Hulai, and I was planning to say something to break the silence of the mystery. , Xiao Guo, who claims to be very good at observing words and expressions, said first: "Hi sir, my colleague is not feeling well. Do you want to consult about financial management? It is the same for me to help you."

As he said that, he went around in circles and returned to his workstation, and put away the service suspension card.Xiao Guo, a top-grade handsome guy like Tan Hu, has no impression at all, and he really can't have expectations for his IQ.

Tan Hu looked at me, and then at Xiao Guo, with an indescribably confused expression. He probably didn't expect that Lei Feng would be rushing to work these days.I have to say, right now his frustrated little expression greatly pleases me who has been irritable all day, didn't expect it?You are so popular with men, Xiao Guo really wants to be considerate of this little cotton padded jacket that I have grown up with, but he can beat up your playful junior who is full of mouth and running trains every minute?

"But, my number plate says B2..." Tan Hu said reluctantly.

"It's okay, it's okay, this is not a number plate for love, and it doesn't matter if you don't sit on the right number."

Before Xiao Guo finished speaking, I almost burst into laughter. This guy is not good at thinking, and he even hits the right thing sometimes.

Tan Hu was probably also shocked by Xiao Guo's great wisdom and ignorance. He didn't know how to answer the words for a while, but just blindly asked me for help with his eyes. Seeing his aggrieved appearance, he still couldn't bear it. I tapped the partition twice: "Buy yourself, don't steal my business."

This number plate of love must belong to me, you lotus root essence, don't meddle in it.

Colleague love once turned into plastic, Xiao Guo weeps and protests: "@#￥%...&*"

Yes, although I didn't hear a word, I just knew he was slandering me. As for what kind of birdsong this guy was muttering, I didn't really care. Who gave your surname Guo? There are people who are more suitable for the full text than you. character?No.

Back to my love scene... No, home court, it's not quite right, forget it.

"Excuse me, how can I help you?" I asked politely.

"I want to buy financial products, do you have any recommendations?"

Pretend, just pretend!

"Sir, what is your approximate budget? The rate of return of different wealth management products is basically determined according to the difference in funds and investment cycles. At present, our bank has launched several new products, all of which are stable investments with stable returns. The risk is small, and the customer response is not bad, you can refer to it.”

Paddle the tablet carelessly, I want to see who will break the kung fu first.

Tan Hu didn't even look at the tablet from the beginning to the end, and his eyes were firmly locked on me. How could I stand such a straightforward gaze for such a serious person, so I could only cough twice to remind him to pay attention to the situation and don't fucking go to my work site Blind waves.

After receiving my warning, he was finally willing to move his sticky eyes away from me, lowered his head, handed over a bank card carefully after a while, and said softly: "Your recommendation must be right, this is my recommendation. I don’t know the exact amount, please look it up for me, and then just buy it as you said.”

Inexplicably, I saw his face getting redder and redder. Adhering to the principle of acting and doing a full set, I took Tan Hu's bank card and ID card as if nothing had happened. The bank card was the 321 one I specially picked for him last time, with curiosity. After checking the balance, I was completely shocked by this guy's financial situation. I usually see that he doesn't look like a mountain, but I didn't expect that the salary card is not low-key at all, and if I remember correctly, this card is not the only one to apply for. How many months?Dare I ask, is it still too late to change careers?And what's the matter with my secret ecstasy? Doesn't it seem that I have never seen the world?

"Sir, are you sure you want to use all the balance in this card for financial management? Also, how long do you want to do it, three months and half a year or one year? The interest rate is different for each tier."

The corner of Tan Hu's mouth raised slightly, and he intuited that there was some unknown trick waiting for me.Sure enough, the next second, Tan Hu turned his head slightly and asked shyly, "Is there a lifetime?"

Hehe, from the moment he took out his bank card, he always felt that something was weird. This kind of plot where the whole family dumps you in front of you and begs for support, vulgar, vulgar!

But still feel ashamed how to break the secret heartbeat?It's all because of my lack of experience in love. It's so rare for an enemy to throw a sugar-coated cannonball a little bit, like a kid who has never driven foreign meat. The ability to resist temptation is simply negative.

"Uh huh," I coughed twice and pretended to be calm, "Mr. Tan, although our bank has a well-known reputation and is trustworthy, but I must remind you that any investment product has certain risks. Here I suggest you Think carefully before making a large amount of money, or make a decision after discussing with your family, so as not to cause family conflicts in the future."

"Eh..." Tan Hu pretended to think for a moment, and then said: "You are right in reminding me, why don't you send a message to my family and ask his opinion?"

Laugh, you still laugh at me, don’t you know that it’s immoral to flirt openly during working hours, and you will be spurned by hundreds of millions of single dogs like Xiao Guo?

"I'm sorry sir," I continued to go online with a professional smile, and I tried to put on the most cordial tone and said gently: "This is beyond the scope of our work, I suggest you go out of the bank and turn left 200 meters to the nearest coffee shop for a while. Quietly think about your life for half an hour." I will settle accounts with you after I get off work!

After dismissing the restless boyfriend, he worked hard till the end of get off work, before he had time to chat with Xiao Guo, so he rushed straight to the coffee shop next door.It was still early, and there were very few customers in the store. The appearance of someone staring out the window with his back straightened was particularly conspicuous. After seeing me, his eyes changed slightly from confusion to a smile, and his heart softened. The pace unconsciously slowed down.

"Tan Huhu, you can do it. Ever since you joined me, you have revealed your true colors. After having a private meeting with your ex-boyfriend, you ran away with guilt, and then non-stop made troubles in my unit. You are very patient!"

Tan Hu pushed a brand new glass of iced latte in front of me, and retorted: "It's reasonable, I was forced to stuff my ex-boyfriend's fresh dog food, okay! Besides, I'm not bringing all my money to please you Come on, in order to prepare for your dowry, I downloaded and deleted several mobile banking apps all morning before I managed to pool the funds into our pledge card, I know how hard I worked!"

I said, why are the numbers in the salary card so lovable in just a few months?It turned out that it was really all the net worth. Tan Hu held his head high and wrote the three words of begging for praise on his face very immodestly. I really couldn't laugh or cry: "Did you eat expired steak and your brain is so funny? Hidden such a pen Isn’t it good to use a huge sum of money to buy a house? What kind of financial management, such a small amount of sesame interest, can’t even afford to rent your dilapidated house that is in danger of flooding Jinshan at any time. With this kind of economic savvy, how hard is it to study mathematical models? It seems that SIRI is not as difficult as you!"

"I thought you would be happy to help you improve your KPI..." Tan Hu blinked his big eyes, and asked innocently: "Then... I'm handing over my future home to you now, Do you still want?"

Please, brother, can you not mention KPI such a spoiler at this time?

I put aside the high quality of the five-star service staff for the time being, and quickly rolled my eyes: "I said no, are you still fantasizing about building a love nest with others or what? Put away your future home, Shen was in a panic , I can't hold it."

Tan Hu smiled and whispered, "It's okay, I'll help you carry it."

"Don't discharge indiscriminately in public places! If you are too busy to panic, why not think about what to eat at night? My hands are already completely healed. Leave your nutritious meals for my teeth to fall out and my sense of taste to deteriorate before going out."

"Then eat raw pan fried! While your teeth are still sharp, I'm covered in soup. I didn't know it before. It turns out that this is a mark of territory, a proof of love. I didn't expect you to be quite territorial when we met for the first time."

"Just wait, I won't create proofs of love for you this time, but reward you with a string of traces of love!"

"Loved and will continue to love, I understand."

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Yes, you have also discovered that this article is a three-no product without logic, common sense, and writing, but if you read it all the way, if you feel happy for a while, then it would be great, life is hard Short, contented and happy, thank you everyone, there will be a period later~