My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

"Dormitory..." Qi Lelei dragged his tone, and said slowly, "Han Lin and Ren Zian looked for me before..."

Hearing this, Li Jia tightened his grip on the pen.

"You know that I used to live with them in junior high school. We know each other very well and are used to each other's daily life."

"En." Li Jia turned his pen around and replied absent-mindedly. From this point of view, Qi Lelei should still live with them.

"However, when I went to ask the teacher today, only the double room was left." Qi Lelei changed the topic, and blinked at Li Jia, "Do you want to live with me?"

Qi Lelei hit Li Jia with a heavy hammer, and the pen in his hand fell on the table.

Qi Lelei hit another heavy hammer: "Mr. Xiao Jia, if you live in school together, you will have time to take care of me, right?"

Li Jia was a little confused.

It was rare for Qi Lelei to see such a confused expression on his face, and he was amused to laugh out loud.

After a long while, Li Jia came back to his senses, and soon woke up: "Are you kidding me?"

Li Jia felt that Qi Lelei should have made up his mind to live with him from the very beginning, but he deliberately started from Han Lin and Ren Zi'an.

"Hahaha! I just want to see your reaction." Qi Lelei laughed loudly, "I didn't know you would show such a lonely expression, don't worry, I won't abandon you."

As Qi Lelei said, he patted Li Jia's head deliberately, like coaxing a small animal.

Li Jia: "..."

Li Jia took a deep breath, helplessness flashed across his face at first, and finally he seemed to be infected by Qi Lelei's laughter, and laughed softly.

His smile is very light and shallow, like the clear sky blooming on the snow mountain, crystal clear and clear.

Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia's smile without blinking, and suddenly said seriously: "I found that you like to smile a lot recently... you're quite handsome."

"Really?" Li Jia's smile was a little more playful.

Qi Lelei realized what he said subconsciously just now, immediately became shy, lay down on the table, and buried his face in his arms.

When he raised his head, there was a faint ink mark on his cheek, which happened to be a mathematical formula.

Li Jia was amused by his stupidity, and when he saw Li Jia smiling, he felt strange: "What's wrong?"

Li Jia showed him the mirror.

After Qi Lelei saw the ink marks on his face, he yelled, and when he looked at Li Jia again, he looked like he was about to laugh out loud. He rushed towards Li Jia angrily, and said, "No, good friends want to be dirty together. !"

Li Jia's heart skipped a beat, what kind of terrible lines are you talking about.

And thinking about living under the same roof with Qi Lelei for another year, it is really a disaster.

**

Qi Lelei and Li Jia live in a new dormitory building invested and built by Qi Guanshan in their first year of high school. This dormitory building is equipped with heating and cooling air-conditioning, and the apartment layout is reasonable and spacious.

Qi Lelei has great enthusiasm and anticipation for living in the dormitory. On weekends, he takes Li Jia to visit the home furnishing city, buying bedding and decorations.

Qi Lelei likes fancy patterns and decorations, while Li Jia prefers plain colors.

When choosing bedding, Qi Lelei chose a bed set with an island pattern. The special feature of this bed set is that the pattern on the quilt cover is pirate chess. When you are bored, you can use the bed set as a game map.

Li Jia looked at his set of sheets that looked like children's products, and said coldly: "What's wrong with you on the bed, you want to play chess?"

Qi Lelei snorted: "Then you don't want to play with me on the bed then!"

"..." Li Jiayu froze for a second, finally calmed down, and said expressionlessly, "Who wants to play with you?"

Later, Qi Lelei felt that the bed provided by the school was too small, so he bought a new bed in the shape of a sea boat, which matched his bed cover especially.

Qi Lelei paid the deposit happily, and said: "This bed is very suitable for sailing!"

Li Jia: "..."

Li Jia squeezed between his eyebrows, ignoring the other meaning in his words: "How did you move this bed into the dormitory? Does the school agree with you to change the bed?"

Qi Lelei thought for a while and said, "Let's move secretly."

Li Jia couldn't think of such a big bed, how could he move it secretly, the school teacher is not blind.

But obviously Qi Lelei didn't take this question to heart, but took the time to care and said: "I've bought mine, how about yours?"

"I've chosen." Li Jia raised his chin and glanced to the side. Compared with Qi Lelei who wanted to move the whole home city into the dormitory, he chose a new quilt, gray blue, which is his usual style .

Qi Lelei complained: "Damn it, are you frigid?"

When the words fell to the ground, Qi Lelei's ears were pinched by Li Jia, and the tall voice was suppressed, and a threatening voice rang in his ears: "Who are you calling cold?"

Under Li Jia's coercion, Qi Lelei hesitated for a second, and said with a smile: "You heard wrong."

Li Jia let go of his ears.

Qi Lelei walked away after thinking about it, and after keeping a safe distance from Li Jia, he shouted at Li Jia: "It's you!" After shouting, he quickly ran away.

Li Jia: "..."

Ten minutes later, everyone in the home city saw a boy with red lips and white teeth and slightly curly hair, aggrieved, following another stern boy.

The curly-haired boy's ears were so red that it looked like he had been ruthlessly raped.

"You are so ruthless, I feel like my ears are going to be broken." Qi Lelei complained crying.

Li Jia was unmoved, and responded lightly: "Oh."

Qi Lelei pretended to be sad: "You are so cold."

"Didn't you just say that I was frigid? You also forcibly explained that I was frigid."

When Qi Lelei was revenged by Li Jia, he was indeed quick-witted and explained such a wave, but it was useless, he pouted resentfully.

After visiting the home furnishing city for a day, the two bought all the changed ones. When the truck came to deliver the goods, they once attracted the attention of the students, and finally alarmed the school.

In the beginning, Qi Lelei wanted to bribe the dorm aunt to turn a blind eye, but the dormitory almost fainted from his anger and directly called Director Zha.

Director Zha came over after hearing the news, and took a closer look, good guy, it's Qi Lelei again.

The two chattered for a while at the entrance of the dormitory building, and more and more students gathered around.

Qi Lelei's words were almost worn out, but Director Zha was unmoved, Qi Lelei could only give the bed to Director Zha, and moved other things in.

Director Zha who received the bed: "???"

The double room dormitory has two beds on the left and one on the right as soon as you enter the door, with a balcony in the middle.

Qi Lelei pretended that half of his area was light and luxurious, while Li Jia pretended that half of his area was Nordic style, the dividing line was particularly obvious.

After a busy day, their dormitory was finally furnished.

Qi Lelei let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had accomplished something very accomplished, after resting for a while, he took out another red cloth bag from his schoolbag.

Li Jia, who was helping Qi Lelei organize his belongings, asked, "What is this?"

"The blessing bag, I'll ask the master for it." Qi Lelei pointed to the ceiling, "The master told me that it should be hung on the ceiling in the southeast corner."

"Come on, help me." Qi Lelei dragged the table to the southeast corner, but one table was not enough, so he had to stack another stool on it.

"Yeah." Li Jia said lightly, "But the direction you're pointing at isn't the southeast corner."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia asked casually: "So you don't distinguish between east and west, north and south?"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense!" Qi Lelei was furious, he walked to the balcony, stretched his head out to look at the position of the sun, and then determined where the southeast corner of the room was, but when he turned around, Li Jia had already helped him set the table Moved the position.

Li Jia patted the table: "Give it to me, I'll hang it for you."

"No, I want to hang up by myself. The master said, sincerity is true."

"Okay, I'll help you up."

Qi Lelei asked while climbing the table: "Why didn't you ask me what was written in the blessing bag?"

"If you pass the college entrance examination, you must go to Central China Langston."

"Uh... how do you know?"

Li Jia smiled, and I have seen through your expression a long time ago.

Qi Lelei said unconvinced: "Then I wrote another sentence, can you guess it?"

"Anything else?" Li Jia asked in surprise, "What did you write?" He was rarely curious.

"I won't tell you." Qi Lelei stood on a high place, proudly raising his hand to hang the blessing bag.

It's summer now, when Qi Lelei raised his hand, he inadvertently burst into joy.

From Li Jia's point of view, one can just see his open clothes, his fair and smooth skin and the pink color before the moon are particularly eye-catching.

Li Jia's hand unconsciously touched Qi Lelei's calf.

"What's wrong?" Qi Lelei thought he was calling him, and looked down at Li Jia strangely.

Facing those innocent eyes, Li Jia suddenly calmed down. He squeezed the chair leg tightly, and the back of his hand bulged with blue veins: "It's nothing."

Just at this time, Han Lin and Ren Zian came to visit.

Seeing them coming, Qi Lelei said happily: "Hey, you are here, take a look at the new dormitory I arranged."

Han Lin asked Ren Zian in a low voice: "Why does Leizi look so excited about decorating a new house?"

Ren Zian shook his head, expressing that he couldn't see through Qi Lelei.

Han Lin said again: "Leizi, it's time for dinner, do you want to eat together?"

"Okay." Qi Lelei squatted down cautiously, Li Jia's hand stretched out, he supported Li Jia's hand, got off the chair to the table, and supported Li Jia's shoulder, jumped off the table.

The two of them didn't have any verbal communication, they had a tacit understanding with just a look in their eyes.

This made Han Lin and Ren Zian next to him even more sour.

"Are you going?" Qi Lelei asked Li Jia.

"No, I have something to do."

Qi Lelei: "Then do you want me to cook for you?"

"Okay, thank you."

When they arrived at the cafeteria, Qi Lelei, Han Lin and his party finished their meal and prepared to serve Li Jia a meal.

Qi Lelei stood at the dining window very tangled, it was more difficult to cook for Li Jia than to order food for himself.

Han Lin said: "Give him a spicy chicken, I ate it just now, it's not bad."

"No, he doesn't eat too spicy."

Han Lin said: "That's it, that braised elbow!"

"He doesn't like fatty meat very much, either."

Han Lin and Ren Zian: "..."

Han Lin asked strangely: "Leizi, why do you know what Li Jia doesn't like to eat?"

"Uh..." Qi Lelei touched his nose, because he always wanted to punish Li Jia, so he clearly remembered the things he didn't like.

Later, Qi Lelei brought Li Jia a chayote scrambled egg, stewed chicken with chestnuts and fried celery, and then went back.

After arriving at the dormitory, Qi Lelei gave Li Jia the food and asked, "What do you like to eat?"

"Besides food and taste, are there other hobbies, taboos, etc.?"

"Huh?" Li Jia took the food and thanked him. Hearing his follow-up question, he asked strangely, "Why did you ask this question suddenly?"

Qi Lelei said solemnly: "We are roommates and friends now. We live under the same roof and we have to take care of each other, so we need to get to know each other."

Hearing the phrase "friend", Li Jia didn't know whether he was happy or unhappy, but he was quite emotional, and seeing Qi Lelei's serious face, he wanted to laugh again, so he joked: "We all know ten It’s been a few years, and now you suddenly say you want to get to know each other?”

Qi Lelei said super honestly: "Hey, I have been paying attention to what you hate for more than ten years, and I don't really remember what you like."

"Speak quickly, don't interrupt." Qi Lelei took out a small notebook and said that he would write it down carefully.

Li Jia didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I like to eat light food, and I like to add chives, coriander and garlic to the dishes."

Qi Lelei exclaimed: "Damn it! You're awesome, you're talking about my least favorite food."

He hates cilantro and chives and picks out bits of these when eating.

After hearing what he said, Li Jia smiled wildly: "How do I remember that when I was young, you once ate a lot of coriander and chives?"

Qi Lelei cried and said with a sad face: "You only know how much I suffered for fighting you!"

Li Jia was really dumbfounded, he didn't know that some people would fight even coriander and chives.

Qi Lelei asked: "Is there anything else?"

Li Jia said again: "I don't like to eat new dishes, and I don't like to try them. I still like to eat them before."

"Then I'm completely different from you, I like to order new ones! Try something new, I'll try it later, and I'll recommend it to you if it's delicious." Qi Lelei said carelessly.

Qi Lelei asked very detailed questions, ranging from what he likes to eat to how long he takes to take a bath. After he had learned everything he wanted to know, he handed Li Jia a small notebook.

"The above are my hobbies and habits."

Li Jia: "..."

"Please recite the full text, just like you recite science formulas, it's only fair. I remember yours, and you should remember mine."

"...Okay." Li Jia smiled slightly, "Do you want to spot check?"

Qi Lelei touched his face, thought about it seriously, and said, "Then don't worry about it."

A few minutes later, Qi Lelei's ignorant rich second generation group became lively.

Luminous big stone: Damn, I just found out that Li Jia was afraid of cockroaches!

Big glowing rock: Hahaha he is afraid of cockroaches!

Glowing boulder: I am not afraid.

Glowing big stone: He is a picky eater, even pickier than me.

The big glowing stone: [angry.jpg] He is picky eater and still grows so tall, why? !It's not fair.

Big glowing stone: favorite colors are blue, gray and white, tsk tsk, sure enough, his bedroom style is like this.

Invincible: How do you know so clearly.

Big glowing rock: Oh, I just wrote down his hobbies in a little notebook.

Invincible: ...

Dad, don't lock my card: ...

Mom, you haven't hit me today:...

Extraordinary:  …

Luminous Big Stone: You don’t have to do this, I’m not at a loss, because I let him write down all my interests and hobbies.

Everyone was so shocked that they couldn't speak, and only dared to complain in the small group next door.

Dad, don't lock my card: My mother, when I was in a relationship before, I didn't know my partner that well.

Mom, you haven't hit me today: they're more in love than in love.

**

Qi Lelei moved home for a day, and was very tired. After dinner at night, he lay on the bed and read a book, and fell asleep after reading.

Seeing that he was asleep, Li Jia turned off the headlights and turned on the small lamp beside the bed to continue reading.

At about eleven o'clock, Li Jia was also sleepy, and just after turning off the bedside lamp, Qi Lelei in the next bed staggered up.

He squinted his eyes and walked in the direction of the bathroom in a daze.

After a while, Qi Lelei came out again.

Because the layout of Qi Lelei's bedroom is to go out of the bathroom and go to the right, so when he was unconscious, he followed his instinct to go out of the bathroom and go to the right. As he walked, he kicked something hard, which was the bed.

He lifted the quilt and got in.

"..." Li Jia felt a mass of warm objects quickly approaching him, and the feeling of skin-to-skin contact made his scalp tingle.

A second later, Qi Lelei's scream came from the bed: "Why are you on my bed?!"

Li Jia never expected to be beaten up, he really wanted to beat Qi Lelei up.