My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

"This is my bed." Li Jia's voice seemed to come out from between his teeth, and every tone was full of hatred.

"..." Qi Lelei touched his head, looked around, and found that it was true, "Haha..."

"Really." He laughed awkwardly, then pulled up the quilt embarrassingly, and covered himself up.

Li Jia: "?"

Li Jia knew that Qi Lelei had this habit since he was a child. When he was embarrassed, he would cover himself up, as if others didn't need to be embarrassed if they couldn't see him. But Qi Lelei is in the wrong place now, right?

Sure enough, Qi Lelei soon got out again: "Oh, no."

"I'm going back to my own bed, I'm going back to my own bed." Qi Lelei murmured, turning over and trying to get out of bed, but lost his balance as soon as he turned over.

"Be careful." Li Jia reached out to catch him, but it was too late.

The school's bed was relatively small, and it was too crowded for two boys to lie on it. Qi Lelei was already on the edge of the bed just now, and when he turned over, he would have fallen straight down.

Li Jia asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"

After a while, Qi Lelei's little head popped up, and he said bitterly: "It hurts."

"..." Seeing his red eyes and messy hair, Li Jia wanted to laugh instead.

Qi Lelei sniffed, clutched her butt pitifully and returned to her bed.

The moonlight spilled into the room through the window, and through the faint light, Li Jia saw someone shrinking into a small hill on the bed next door. The hill was restless and kept moving.

Li Jia listened to Qi Lelei's rustling and humming, and felt very uncomfortable, but the soft moaning sound also made Li Jia very uncomfortable, and his fingers grasped the corner of the quilt tightly.

"Where did you fall?" Li Jia's cold and tense voice was like moonlight blown away by the night wind.

"Head, back, butt, alas, it's inconvenient to have a small bed. If I bought that boat bed, I could roll it twice!"

Li Jia: "Be careful in the future."

"Well, go to bed, I won't bother you anymore." Qi Lelei stopped moaning after finishing speaking, he is a very moral roommate.

Qi Lelei had no distracting thoughts, it was just that the fall was a little painful, but this did not prevent him from falling asleep quickly, and after a while, he heard the sound of even breathing.

In contrast, Li Jia had difficulty falling asleep.

He quietly looked at the next bed, until his eyes were so tired that he slowly fell asleep.

The next morning, Qi Lelei woke up to the sound of rushing water. He opened his eyes in a daze, just in time to see Li Jia coming out of the bathroom in pajamas.

He quickly pulled the quilt, closed his eyes and began to pretend to be asleep.

After a while, he heard the sound of cloth rubbing again.

Qi Lelei carefully opened the slits of his eyes, only to see Li Jia took off his pajamas, revealing his thin waist.

What the hell!

It's not that Qi Lelei hasn't seen Li Jia's figure before, but this time he can see it at close range and without hindrance. The perfect waistline allows him to clearly and deeply feel the power hidden in that body.

Then, Li Jia took off her pajama pants, and a certain place wrapped in the triangle ku slightly bulged.

For some reason, Qi Lelei's mind was buzzing because of the vigorous shape, and his cheeks began to feel slightly hot.

This strange feeling was unprecedented, very strange, as if a volcanic hole opened in the heart, and countless lavas were about to be ejected.

Li Jia changed clothes very quickly, but in Qi Lelei's mind, it seemed to have a slow-motion special effect, and it also had a playback function. Until Li Jia went out, the scene just now was still replayed repeatedly in his mind.

Looking at the neatly spread quilt opposite, Qi Lelei pursed his dry lips, his heart skipped a beat for no reason.

ah!What happened to him.

Qi Lelei held his head, thinking very tangled.

After such a toss, Qi Lelei couldn't go back to sleep, he could only get up and memorize English words sadly.

When Li Jia came back from her workout, she happened to hear Qi Lelei reciting English aloud.

"Would you like...? Want to...?"

"Would you like to...? Are you willing to do...?"

Li Jia: "..."

"Shalldo...? Let's do... shall we?"

"Cough." Li Jia coughed lightly.

"Hey." Qi Lelei, who was much calmer after reciting the words, turned around, "Are you back?"

Li Jia: "I brought you breakfast, let's eat first."

"Thank you." Qi Lelei took the breakfast happily. When he opened the bag, his eyes and mouth were still there, and he continued to read the words, reciting, "you'dbetterdo...you'd better..."

Qi Lelei: "let's do... let's do..."

Doing and doing so early in the morning is really thrilling.

Li Jia walked over and forcibly closed the notebook: "Okay, you don't have to memorize it after breakfast."

"But I haven't finished my review yet." Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia suspiciously.

Li Jia's eyes were deep, and his tone was firm: "You don't need to study while eating."

Qi Lelei felt that Li Jia's eyes seemed to hide a scourge: "Oh..."

**

In the morning, Qi Lelei limped into the classroom.

Han Lin looked at his strange walking posture and asked, "Leizi, what's wrong with you? Are you limping?"

Qi Lelei: "Hey, don't mention it, it hurt when I fell off Li Jia's bed yesterday."

Han Lin and Ren Zian: "!!!"

"You and Li Jia..." Han Lin originally wanted to boldly confirm whether the matter was what he thought, but Qi Lelei himself blocked the way out.

"The bed at school is too small. I fell off as soon as I turned over on his bed, and my head hit the table next to it. It hurt to death."

Han Lin and Ren Zian: "..."

When eating at noon, the two of them looked at Li Jia very differently, with a hint of entanglement in their admiration, and a kind of regret in their entanglement.

Li Jia was not as big-hearted as Qi Lelei, he noticed the meaningful eyes of these two people, so while the two were going to buy drinks, he asked Qi Lelei: "What did you tell Han Lin and Ren Zi'an about me?"

Qi Lelei, who had countless previous convictions, immediately became vigilant: "I didn't speak ill of you! It's been a long time since I spoke ill of you."

"Oh?" Li Jia didn't expect to come up with a "surprise" unintentionally. He raised his eyebrows and asked, "You used to speak ill of me?"

"..." Qi Lelei groaned, showing an annoyed expression as if he was lifting a rock to shoot himself in the foot.

"What did you say?" Li Jia approached with a half-smile, "Tell me now, let me listen."

Qi Lelei felt that Li Jia's smile was particularly malicious!His eyes began to roll like a little fox, ready to look for an opportunity to run away.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Li Jia grabbed his collar, leaned over to his ear, and said, "Where do you want to run?"

The soft voice penetrated into Qi Lelei's ears like a gossamer, itching him so much that he shuddered, and the burning feeling of lava erupting from his heart in the morning came back again.

When Han Lin and Ren Zian came back, they saw Qi Lelei and Li Jia hugging each other and fighting again.

They looked at the scene in the distance, then looked at each other, and sighed.

The days of the third year of high school were not only boring, but also passed very quickly. The countdown to the college entrance examination in the classroom was decreasing every day, and the corridors were full of inspirational slogans.

When I was in the first and second grades of high school, every class would be very noisy when get out of class was over, but now it is much quieter. I don’t know if it’s because everyone is a year older or because of the imminent college entrance examination.

In a blink of an eye, it was National Day. According to the usual practice, there is no holiday in the third year of senior high school, and classes will be held as usual. However, on October 10st, the teacher made an exception and turned on the multimedia equipment to show the students the military parade.

The National Day is not a holiday, the worst is Han Lin, his birthday is October 10.

In the past, he would have invited a group of friends out to have a good time, but this year he can only obediently stay in the classroom and study by himself at night.

What saddened him the most was the reaction of Qi Lelei and Ren Zian. They seemed to have forgotten his birthday today because they studied too hard.

Just when he was downcast, the lights in the class suddenly went dark, and the whole classroom was plunged into darkness.

Han Lin was taken aback, but Ren Zian next to him was extremely calm. Isn't this like Ren Zian's character?

Just when he was wondering, the happy birthday song suddenly sounded at the door of the classroom.

I saw Qi Lelei and Li Jia carrying the cake into the classroom. The reason why they carried it was because the cake was too big.

Then all the students in the class clapped their hands and sang the birthday song. Only then did Han Lin understand why everyone didn't cheer as usual when the lights went out, "There's a power outage, so there's no need to continue evening self-study", because everyone had planned it beforehand.

Qi Lelei and Li Jia were carrying the cake, and in the candlelight were two handsome and beautiful faces, the one on the left had bright eyes and white teeth, with lively brows, and the one on the right had a stern expression like a snow-capped mountain, looking very unkind, but handsome looks can Let you forgive him everything.

When the stern boy on the right looked at the boy on the left, he didn't know whether it was the effect of candlelight or from his heart, his eyes would be as gentle as water.

Together they carried the birthday cake and walked slowly to Han Lin.

Qi Lelei put the cake down, laughed loudly and said, "Small! Are you surprised or surprised? Are you so moved that you want to cry? I didn't expect that Dad not only remembered your birthday, but also remembered to help you celebrate it, right?"

Han Lin thumped Qi Lelei with wet eyes: "I didn't expect that! You guys kept hiding it from me, and I thought my birthday would be spent in the hard evening self-study."

Because he was so moved, Han Lin even looked at Li Jia who brought the cake in with him, and he was pleasing to the eye: "Thank you too."

Li Jia blessed lightly: "Happy birthday."

Later, Han Lin made a wish among everyone's blessings, and divided the double-height cake. Although this birthday was simple, he was very happy in his heart.

After entering the third year of high school, the classroom of class seven has been moved to the third floor, but Qi Lelei's seat is still by the window. He leans on the window sill and eats the cake. Looking at the little birthday boy who is still busy dividing the cake, he suddenly thinks of this year he and Li Jia's birthday.

Qi Lelei asked: "How are you going to celebrate your birthday this year? That's right."

Qi Lelei remembered that when they were 17 years old, they were angry because they were admitted to the university in Beijing, but neither of them had a birthday.

This year, they will have a good time!

Qi Lelei said that the wind is the rain, he glanced at the phone calendar, and said: "Your birthday is Saturday, you need to make up lessons, or you can move one day later and spend it with me."

Hearing this, Li Jia choked, and tapped Qi Lelei's head: "It's my birthday, let me tell you the whole story."

"Why are you so picky about words now." Qi Lelei muttered dissatisfiedly, but he quickly put the matter behind him and said, "Why don't we still have a small party like we did when we were 16?"

"But there are so many people, do you think it's noisy? How about we ask Han Lin and the others to play around? Let's just relax."

Seeing that Qi Lelei was seriously planning, Li Jia couldn't bear it and said, "I can't celebrate your birthday with you."

"Ah? Oh, you don't want to, forget it if you don't want to, then let's spend two days apart, two days of carnival!"

"No, I mean I was not in City A that day."

Qi Lelei was taken aback, he was about to ask, when he heard the classmate who was in charge of letting the wind outside the classroom see Director Zha who came to patrol the hall, and shouted nervously: "Director Zha is here!"

Everyone was surprised: "Hurry up, put everything away!"

Qi Lelei was so frightened that he gulped down the cake, and hurriedly swallowed the cake in his mouth, but the cake stuck in his throat and blocked his trachea, and he slapped his chest hard.

Qi Lelei's elbow touched the edge of the window sill, and the leftover cake he ate just fell, but the two of them didn't have time to care about it at the moment.

Li Jia hurriedly patted him on the back, and finally swallowed the cake when Director Zha walked to the door of the classroom.

Li Jia breathed a sigh of relief: "Can't you spit it out just now?"

"..." Qi Lelei whispered, "I'm so scared to death, how can I even think about it."

Suddenly, he remembered something, quickly grabbed Li Jia, and pushed him down: "Hide away, don't let Director Zha find you."

"?" Li Jia was puzzled, even if he was discovered by Director Zha, it would be all right, but the more he resisted, the tighter Qi Lelei pressed him, and directly pushed him onto his thigh.

"..." Li Jia pressed her face against Qi Lelei's thigh, feeling a little speechless.

Director Zha approached the classroom, stood in the first row, smelled the sweet smell in the air, and joked: "The air in your seventh class is different from other classes."

The students all lowered their heads guiltily.

"Okay, I know it's someone's birthday." Director Zha stretched his neck and looked at the last row, "Li Jia also don't hide, get up quickly, he's so tall, how wronged he is to squat on the ground."

"Huh? Director Cha didn't get angry." Qi Lelei breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time let go of Li Jia's head, but he found that Li Jia hadn't stood up for a long time, so he lowered his head strangely and looked over.

Li Jia was leaning against his leg, looking at him with a blushing face, and there was still a glimmer of light in those light-colored eyes.

Fuck!The strings in Qi Lelei's brain broke.

At this moment, Li Jia slowly stood up, but Qi Lelei slowly lowered his head.

Director Zha said: "Look at you, seeing me coming, you are as scared as a mouse seeing a cat, why don't you allow me to come and ask for a piece of cake, just to be happy?"

The students were all taken aback when they heard the words, Han Lin also came back, he immediately stood up, took the initiative to take out the cake that was hidden just now, and cut a piece to Director Cha: "Director Cha, today is my birthday, hehe .”

"Happy birthday." Director Zha smiled, "After your birthday, it means you are an adult."

"Okay okay."

The students all laughed, and the air was full of joy. At this moment, the principal rushed into Class Seven angrily.

"Who threw this cake?!" The headmaster held the cake pan with a trace of cream on his face.

Just now Qi Lelei's cake plate fell from the sky, and it happened to stick to the principal's face.

Qi Lelei and Li Jia: "..."

Director Cha: "..."

classmates:"……"

The punishment of the exasperated principal was also very miraculous. He asked all the third and seventh classes of high school to sing the happy birthday song together, until everyone almost vomited, and the incident passed.

Later, Qi Lelei's glorious deeds were widely circulated among the students in the first and second grades.

Qi Lelei, Class [-], Grade [-], threw director Zha's cigarette butts, smashed the principal's cake, and even beat the number one on the wall!But he's fine.

Why, because his family is rich, everything can be settled with money, in short, don't mess with anyone, don't mess with Qi Lelei, he is very cruel!

But these rumors are for later.

After the evening self-study, Qi Lelei, who was hoarse from singing, did not forget to ask the question that was interrupted by the sudden appearance of Director Zha just now.

Qi Lelei asked Li Jia: "Where are you going for your birthday?"

"Du Hai, Du Yang and the others have signed up for the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds game competition. The champion will get [-] bonus, the runner-up will get [-], and the third runner-up will get [-]." Li Jia said slowly, "You know their family's conditions are mediocre. If you want to study abroad in the future, you will have to rely on yourself for most of the tuition and living expenses.”

"Oh..." Qi Lelei sighed, if that's the case, then there's nothing I can do.

Seeing that he was very disappointed, Li Jia rubbed his hair and said, "I'll rush back to celebrate your birthday after the game, okay?"

"Okay!" Qi Lelei's mood quickly improved, "Speaking is not considered a puppy."

Li Jia smiled lightly: "Yes."

"Hey, we'll be done that day, can we drink?" Qi Lelei asked secretly, "It's the wine that you confiscated when I brought it back from Europe, you haven't forgotten it, right?"

Li Jia laughed and said, "Remember, you can drink."

"Nice!" Qi Lelei said with a smile, "We'll drink to celebrate your birthday and celebrate your victory in the game!"

Li Jia couldn't laugh or cry: "I haven't compared yet."

Qi Lelei said willfully: "Then you will definitely win."

Li Jia stared fixedly at Qi Lelei, and after a long time, he said seriously: "Okay, we will win."

**

Because Li Jia was going to participate in a competition on Christmas, he started to play games and train with three other schoolmaster friends at night.

The four members of their Splash team are all academic masters, which is a good point of publicity. When their entertainment team was first established, a live broadcast platform invited them to join. Although the popularity is not as high as that of a professional team, it can still make a small profit. Bundle.

But Li Jia didn't want to affect Qi Lelei's study, so when the live broadcast was on, the camera was not turned on, and he rarely talked. Basically watching his live broadcast, everyone felt like watching a pantomime.

Over time, he has been labeled as very cold in the game circle.

This day Li Jia was playing games again, Qi Lelei poked his head over curiously.

"Did it disturb you?" Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei beside him.

[Oh my god, the Xueba brother finally spoke, today he didn't say a single word other than reporting points]

[Just such a sentence, he said it to his roommate, woo woo woo]

【Xueba brother is so gentle and gentle】

[It's not like my dog ​​forcing a boyfriend, playing games and denying his relatives, so angry that I want to break up with him]

The fans in the live broadcast room knew that Li Jia was still in high school and his academic performance was still very good, so they affectionately called him - Xueba brother.

"No." Qi Lelei shook his head, "I don't know how to do this."

Li Jia glanced at it and said, "I'll teach you after this round."

"Okay, then I'll memorize the words first." Qi Lelei said, but he didn't move for a long time, his eyes were still on Li Jia's computer screen.

"What are you looking at?" Li Jia suddenly turned his head.

"I didn't look at it." Qi Lelei panicked, he turned back to his seat three times a step, and began to recite English words. He didn't recite very loudly, but the people in the live broadcast room still heard it.

[Hahaha, laughing crazy]

[The voice of the child reciting words is so cute, I like it]

Li Jia said coldly: "It's useless to like it."

【puff】

【Okay, okay, everyone knows that the cute roommate is yours】

Qi Lelei quickly asked: "Huh? What's the use of liking?"

Li Jia: "Qi Lelei, are you memorizing words or eavesdropping on me playing games?"

Qi Lelei: "Oh!"

【Hahahahaha】