My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei found out that Li Jia had dark circles recently, and during several rehearsals, he saw Li Jia, who had no part in the show, dozing beside him.

"Are you sleepy?" Qi Lelei poked Li Jia.

"Huh?" Li Jia opened his eyes, looking at Qi Lelei in a daze.

Qi Lelei was taken aback, Li Jia's sleepy-eyed appearance was so damn good-looking!

He restrained himself and asked, "I don't think you've been very energetic recently."

"I'm a bit busy." Li Jia yawned, stretched his waist, and some tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes.

This kind of unmannered action is a bit ugly for other people, but when Li Jia does it, he is as handsome as an idol drama frame by frame.

Qi Lelei didn't observe so meticulously before, but now that he looked carefully, he began to find that Li Jia was handsome and beautiful everywhere.

"Why are you in a daze?" Seeing him staring at him in a daze, Li Jia stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes.

"Ah? Oh...no." Qi Lelei didn't know what's wrong with him recently, he kept thinking about strange things to Li Jia. To give me extra lessons, to play the role of the prince and to coordinate the drama group, of course I am busy."

Recently, Li Jia's three friends led Li Jia to form a team of Xueba, called Langhua. They said that this wave is the wave of the Yangtze River that pushes the waves ahead, and it is also the wave of Lang Li Gelang. In short, it is very aggressive team.

Qi Lelei felt that the three of them wanted to form a team purely because they had nothing to do after being escorted and were too busy, and then dragged Li Jia into the water to sink together.

"I won't make up lessons when I go back tonight, so you should have a good rest." Qi Lelei looked worriedly at Li Jia's listless look.

Sensing the concern in his tone, Li Jia smiled, rubbed his head and said, "It's okay."

At this time Fan Sizjie came over: "Li Jia, it's time to play with the prince."

Li Jia got up lazily: "Okay."

Qi Lelei stopped Li Jia and volunteered: "I'll do it."

"Ah? Are you coming?" Fan Sister looked at him suspiciously, and even Li Jia cast a surprised look at him.

"That's right, I'm ready to play with you guys. The prince has few lines, so I've memorized them all. Let Li Jia rest."

Li Jia has a quick receptive ability, a strong stage performance ability, and a good memory. He has already memorized the English lines. It stands to reason that he does not need to participate in training anymore. However, he continues to participate in daily training, in fact, to accompany everyone to take positions and match lines.

So if he can't go up, it's okay for someone to substitute for the line.

"Okay." Fan Sister also knew that Li Jia had been working hard recently, so she nodded and agreed.

It was the first time that he felt Qi Lelei's "normal" concern, and Li Jia was actually a little moved, probably feeling relieved that a little fool would finally care about others.

"Give me the scripts. Actually, I don't remember them very well. I need to read them again." Qi Lelei stretched out his hand and said, he only remembered the rough lines. In order to avoid mistakes, it's better to hold the scripts.

Li Jia smiled slightly: "Okay."

"There are props."

Li Jia was puzzled: "props?"

Qi Lelei raised his chin, and pointed to his prince's cloak signally: "The cloak, and the sword at the waist, you have to dress properly to pretend to be a prince."

"Be serious." Qi Lelei specially emphasized this word.

"Okay." Li Jia was amused by his eagerness, and he handed over the cloak and sword to Qi Lelei.

Qi Lelei pulled off the cloak and shook it, then put it on his shoulders, feeling very handsome.

"Hmph, I look more like a prince than you." Qi Lelei tugged on his cloak, proudly raised his chest, "Who is the horse and who is the prince now?"

"You are a prince." Li Jia said cooperatively.

Qi Lelei is even more proud, and when he is proud, it is easy for him to make some stupid moves from the heart.

"Slap your butt." Qi Lelei patted Li Jia's buttocks, "Little Ma, huh?"

He was particularly proud of the soft voice behind him, the kind with an upturned ending, and this move was considered solid harassment.

"Haha!" Qi Lelei finally put into action what he had been thinking about day and night for the past few days. Qi Lelei was so happy, walking with wind.

Li Jia: "..."

He was really stunned for a long time, until Qi Lelei had already spoken to someone over there, and then he came back to his senses.

Arms hanging on the sides, next to the place Qi Lelei touched just now, Li Jia murmured softly: "Idiot."

Although Qi Lelei's original intention was to go up by himself and let Li Jia rest, but Li Jia watched from the side more seriously than when he was performing.

Although Qi Lelei's stage performance is immature, but his English pronunciation is very good, Li Jia thinks that he should have no problem entering university in the future.

After the first act of the prince ended, Qi Lelei happily ran to Li Jia's side: "How is it? Did I perform well just now? I feel that I am better than you!"

"Where is it better?" Li Jia was used to Qi Lelei's brash talk, but he still deliberately teased him.

Qi Lelei said unconvinced: "Anywhere is fine!"

"Oh, I don't know who called 'princess' a few times just now, so I forgot the following words, and kept reading the script book. If I didn't say it after reading the script book, I still couldn't find where the lines were."

"..." Qi Lelei said angrily, "It's me, what's the matter, it's me!"

He read several English lines of "Princess" to Li Jia, and when he opened his mouth, the little red tongue kept moving in his mouth.

Li Jia's eyes darkened, and he slowly looked away.

Qi Lelei thought he had conceded defeat, and stepped forward even more, feeling happier.

Just when Li Jia was so excited and wanted to press his lips, the person next to him stopped Qi Lelei.

"Qi Lelei, it's time for the second scene."

Qi Lelei said happily: "Here we come!"

Only then did Li Jia heave a sigh of relief. He lightly pressed his hand on his lower abdomen, and he could clearly feel the restlessness he couldn't restrain when Qi Lelei approached just now.

**

At the end of April, middle school students across the city ushered in the English Drama Festival.

On the day of the competition, something happened to Fan Sijie who played the princess.

When Fan Sister ate breakfast in the morning, she broke her stomach and vomited it out. She wanted to persist until the end of the game, but she vomited several times during the waiting process, her heart beat faster and she broke out in cold sweat.

The teacher and classmates didn't dare to delay, they quickly called a car to take her to the hospital. Before getting in the car, Fan Sizjie was worried about what to do after the drama performance.

"What kind of performance are you still worried about? Your life matters."

"Go to the hospital quickly, we will deal with the next thing."

The classmates appeased her with all their tongues, and finally sent Fan Sizjie to the car.

Now that the play "Snow White" has no princess, it's very difficult. Although everyone comforted Fan Sister just now and promised to comfort her, now everyone is confused again.

The princess is the protagonist and has the most lines, so there is no way to temporarily find someone to replace her.

Just when the English teacher was wondering whether to play by himself, Li Jia spoke up.

"I will play the princess."

His tone was very calm, as if asking what he had for breakfast this morning.

The students were surprised: "Cross-dressing?"

"Then what about the prince?" Some students asked new questions.

"Qi Lelei will act." Li Jia's eyes fell on Qi Lelei, and he handed over the heavy responsibility to him.

Qi Lelei was shocked: "Me???"

Li Jia said lightly: "You are the one who knows the role of the prince best at the scene, and there is no other better choice than you."

Qi Lelei hesitated, a little worried that he would not be able to act.

After all, it is one thing to rehearse in private, and it is another thing to perform on stage. Just now he saw that the auditorium was full, and the first row and the second row were full of leaders from the Education Bureau and schools.

Thinking of the vast crowd of people, he felt a little guilty.

"Are you afraid?" Seeing him hesitating, Li Jia jokingly smiled, "Little Prince?"

Although the words were ridiculed, Li Jia's tone was very gentle and doting, it sounded more like a joke between lovers.

"Who's scared! Act!" Qi Lelei bravely uttered bold words.

Li Jia already knew his temper, so when he got agitated, he could play the role of a princess, let alone a prince on stage.

If Qi Lelei hadn't tried the role of the princess before and couldn't act, Li Jia would have let him take the place of the princess just now. Thinking about it this way, Li Jia felt a little regretful in his heart.

After the matter of the two switching roles was settled, everyone was relieved and quickly dispersed to make preparations before going on stage.

The busiest part was the props group. They were thinking about how to change the princess costumes worn by girls to suit boys' body shapes.

Before the performance started, Qi Lelei poked his head backstage, looking worriedly at the audience.

At this time, there was no one else around, so he dared to say to Li Jia: "Li Jia, my legs are trembling."

Li Jia stood behind him, lowered his eyes, looked at his ghostly appearance, couldn't help but said, "Why."

Qi Lelei said bitterly: "Looking at so many people in the audience, thinking that they all stared at me with wide eyes, I panic."

Li Jia smiled and said, "Then just look at me and think of me."

"..." With such coquettish words, Qi Lelei wondered if it was Li Jia who was behind him.

Qi Lelei looked back at Li Jia in surprise, he was still the same person, there was nothing wrong.

There was a slight smile in his eyes, and Qi Lelei found that Li Jia smiled more now than before, from an "iceberg" to a "glamorous iceberg".

"Li Jia, the princess costume has been changed, come and try."

"Here we come." Li Jia rubbed Qi Lelei's hair, "Remember what I just said, Your Highness."

"Look at me, think of me."

Qi Lelei's heart skipped a beat after being teased by Li Jia, and he began to beat his drums in joy again.

Soon, Li Jia came out wearing a newly modified princess outfit. It was originally a skirt that dragged the floor, but it only reached the calf position on him. There was no way to change this, so he had to make do with it; the long sleeves could not wrap him For the thin arms, the props team removed the thread and made two sleeves to hang on the shoulders.

The only good thing is that the waist of the skirt doesn’t need to be changed, because firstly, Fan Sjie’s body is too fat, and secondly, the drama skirt is made bigger than usual clothes, so the princess skirt is one size larger than the L size Fan Sjie wears, and Li Jia wears it Go in, the position of the waist is big.

The students rejoiced one after another. Fortunately, the princess is not thin!

She was also shot while lying down in the hospital. Fan Sizie could only whimper.

Then Li Jia put on a princess wig and put on light makeup, and when she reappeared she was really an iceberg beauty.

Qi Lelei was dumbfounded: "Damn it! No wonder all the boys have confessed to you, you are so beautiful! Especially a princess."

When it came to the boy's confession, he didn't forget to lower the volume, for fear that the people around would hear it.

Hearing Qi Lelei's boastful words, Li Jia gave him a warning sideways glance, then knocked his head hard.

"What did you hit me for? It's really beautiful." Qi Lelei held his forehead aggrievedly.

Li Jia sighed and pinched his angry cheek.

"Students from the fifth middle school are ready, and the fifth middle school is ready to play." The announcer came to the backstage to remind.

Under the urging of the announcer, everyone entered into a tense state of preparation.

Li Jia picked up the princess dress and walked towards the stage with great momentum.

That posture is not like a princess, but like a queen.

Qi Lelei looked at the back of him leaving, and found that even if Li Jia was wearing a skirt, she was not feminine, but very handsome, and as he said, "Look at him, think about him".

Qi Lelei felt that even if Li Jia didn't say anything, he would watch intently, because Li Jia made him unable to look away.

When Li Jia's princess came on stage, there was a lot of exclamation in the audience, probably because she was surprised that the princess was too tall, and the princess's aura was too cold and arrogant, which made the vicious queen look like a pitiful one.

The audience was amused by the contrast.

Later, when the prince appeared on the stage, everyone felt that the prince with red lips and white teeth and black curly hair was more like a princess, and his costume was obviously not suitable, a little baggy, and the cloak was even dragging on the ground. Girls don't have time to help Qi Lelei change the prince's clothes, but fortunately his clothes are just a bigger cape.

The audience in the audience also knew that the performance of their No. [-] Middle School was temporarily changed, so everyone gave encouraging applause.

In the seventh act, Prince Qi Lelei is about to kiss Princess Li Jia to wake him up. Of course, real kisses are not required for the performance, as long as they are close to each other.

When Qi Lelei walked slowly to the sleeping Li Jia, he saw Li Jia gently closed his eyes, his slender eyelashes cast a small shadow on the skin under the eyes under the light, and his slightly pursed lips were thick and thin Moderate...

Don't know what it's like to kiss?Shouldn't it be as cold as others?

Qi Lelei's mind suddenly flashed this bad idea.

"Kiss down, kiss down!"

Who in the auditorium had the guts to shout out in front of so many teachers.

Embarrassed by the shouting, Qi Lelei coughed lightly, prepared himself, and leaned down slightly. He saw Li Jia's eyelashes trembling, and seemed a little nervous.

"Gulu", Qi Lelei swallowed, he was actually more nervous than Li Jia!

When he bent over, the students next to him who were in charge of playing the roles of flowers, plants and small animals moved their positions, preparing to block them, creating an effect of kissing before kissing.

A classmate playing the bear role accidentally bumped into Qi Lelei's knee socket when he moved his position. Qi Lelei couldn't stand firmly, and when he leaned over, his whole body was pressed down.

"Oh!!!"

"Ahhh!!!"

The audience who sat close noticed it, and were inexplicably surprised, as if they were looking forward to their kiss.

It's a pity that it was Li Jia who was lying on it, not the princess who really fell asleep.

Li Jia grabbed Qi Lelei's arm, turned off the portable headset, winked at him, and said softly, "Be careful, Your Highness."

Qi Lelei blushed unbearably, and reminded angrily: "Shut up! You are an unconscious princess now!"

Li Jia suppressed a smile, and pretended to close her eyes, pretending to be a quiet Snow White.

Qi Lelei took a deep breath, held Li Jia's face in his hands, and kissed him. His mouth wasn't just on the thumb pressing Li Jia's lips, but it was enough to make his heart beat like thunder.

The breaths of the two are tightly intertwined, regardless of each other.

Qi Lelei felt that the lips under his fingers moved, as if a little monster had bitten Qi Lelei's fingers, making him let go of his hand quickly, however, the part of his fingertips touched by Li Jia's lips still felt like being scalded by a branding iron same.

He saw Li Jia slowly opened his eyes, staring at him quietly with deep and bright eyes.

He was the only one reflected in the light-colored eyes.

Qi Lelei realized that Li Jia's focused expression only belonged to him.

He instantly fell into Li Jia's cold yet gentle magic power, like the surging waves of the sea, and like the breeze blowing across Buddha's cheeks.

"Wow!!!" There were thunderous applause and whistles from the audience.

The students all knew it wasn't a real kiss, but they still screamed excitedly. It can be seen that everyone prefers to watch boys and girls kiss rather than watching boys and girls kiss.

On the stage, after Princess Li Jia woke up, she continued to speak lines: "Prince? Are you the prince who saved me?"

Qi Lelei was stunned for a moment before turning around. He tried to calm down his buzzing mind, took a deep breath and replied proudly: "Yes! My beautiful princess!"

"It was I who awakened you with love!" Qi Lelei always had a flying aura between his brows, so he was very suitable to play the role of a proud prince.

After the prince rescued the princess, the two lived happily together under the blessing of the little animals and dwarves.

At the curtain call, Qi Lelei rubbed his thumb and index finger together, as if recalling the feeling of pressing Li Jia's lips just now.

"What are you thinking about?" Li Jia noticed that Qi Lelei was distracted, and whispered to him, "This performance was a success, you should be happy."

"Hmm..." Qi Lelei was a little embarrassed, he couldn't say he was thinking about the touch of your lips just now.

Because of his absent-mindedness, he accidentally stepped on his cloak when stepping off the stage, staggered and fell on the stage.

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed louder than the applause just now.

Qi Lelei's fall was so hard that there was a loud plop, and the cloak was torn apart.

The people in the audience are too far away to hear clearly, but the people on the stage can hear clearly.

Some students asked worriedly: "Qi Lelei, are you okay?"

Qi Lelei gritted his teeth in pain, tears welled up in his eyes, the pain felt like his nerves were burning, and the pain rushed into his limbs.

He whimpered and got up from the ground, suddenly the sound of exclamation exploded in his ears, out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of a black shadow walking towards him quickly, just as he was wondering, he felt himself being hugged.

"Li, Li Jia?" Qi Lelei saw clearly the person hugging him.

Now Qi Lelei's whole body burned up, oh my god!Li Jia actually picked him up in one fell swoop!Princess hug!

Qi Lelei could really feel the strength of Li Jia holding him...

Qi Lelei caught a glimpse of the unbelievable eyes of the students around him, he swallowed, and said embarrassedly: "That, that... I'd better go by myself."

Li Jia didn't say a word, and her boyfriend carried him backstage with great strength.

Qi Lelei fought to no avail, so he could only nestle in Li Jia's arms obediently.

Backstage, Li Jia gently placed Qi Lelei on the chair.

"You are very heavy." Li Jia mocked coldly, but the movement of putting it down was gentle, "You..."

Qi Lelei was shy at first, but after hearing Li Jia taunting him, he immediately regained his energy and combat effectiveness, and before Li Jia finished saying "Are you okay", he jumped on him and started fighting.

"Whoever you say is heavy, whoever you say is heavy!" Qi Lelei desperately jumped on Li Jia's back, strangled Li Jia's neck, and vowed to be true to him to the end.

Li Jia reminded him: "Don't jump around, this is the backstage, squeeze."

"I'll jump and crush you to death, crush you to death!"

The two were arguing in the background, and the classmates laughed and watched the play, and didn't stop them.

Qi Lelei accidentally bumped into the props that the students were arranging.

"Bang Dang Bang Dang".

Qi Lelei, who had just fallen on the stage just now, fell down for the second time and lay in the pile of props screaming in pain, which perfectly proved what it means to be self-inflicted and unable to live.

Li Jia sighed helplessly, and reached out to pull him.

He looked at the hand in front of him, and his dark eyes rolled, flashing with the innocence of a child and the cunning of a fox.

When Li Jia saw him like this, he knew that he was going to play tricks, but it was too late to withdraw his hand.

Qi Lelei took Li Jia's hand and pulled hard, pulling him into the pile of props.

Li Jia's center of gravity was unstable, and she fell hard on Qi Lelei.

The weight of a hundred catties was on Qi Lelei's body, causing him to scream again: "You are going to crush me to death!"

Seeing Qi Lelei's miserable appearance, the surrounding students couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

The English Drama Festival in April ended with Qi Lelei's screams, and since then, their popularity has expanded from the whole school to the middle schools in the city. Everyone mentioned that performance was "In the fifth middle school performance, the princess picked up the prince off the stage."

Qi Lelei went down in the annals of history with his astonishing three-fall legend.

Later, their theatrical performance was photographed and posted on Weibo.

Netizens lamented, "This is so cute!" because of the astonishing embrace.

"The princess is so handsome!"

"The prince is so cute!"

"I'm sinful, woo woo woo, obviously they are only high school students, but I still want to shout out, they match well!"

"Sisters yell out my heart."

Furthermore, the matter of Qi Lelei and Li Jia has evolved from being known in the whole city to being known to netizens all over the country.

This was something Qi Lelei never expected, especially when thousands of netizens said he was cute, he was a little unconvinced, why can't he be praised for being handsome?

Of course, Qi Lelei's fall is still beneficial, because he hurt his hands and legs, so he can call Li Jia every day to treat him like a cow and a horse, and become a real little prince.

However, Li Jia can drive him to school every day, or help him carry his schoolbag, and even help him with food and vegetables when he cheats on him. In short, he depends on him for everything, but he will never relax his study.

Especially during this period of time when he was busy with English drama, Qi Lelei's grades dropped, and Li Jia took care of his studies even more tightly.

"Ah!" Qi Lelei wailed, "Are you a devil?!"

"I'm not, your grades are." Li Jia ordered some papers, and said indifferently, "Your grades have dropped in this midterm exam, and there is still a year before the college entrance examination is completed. It's only more than 300 days, and you can't relax even a day."

Qi Lelei let out a groan, and lazily said, "My hand hurts from writing."

Li Jia saw the trick and said, "Then you can explain the explanation, you don't need to write it."

Qi Lelei: "..."

In short, these papers cannot be avoided, alas.

After experiencing some inhuman torture, at the end of May, the news of Li Jia's recommendation came out, and he had confirmed that he would be recommended to Z University.

Qi Lelei asked with bright eyes: "Does this mean that you will not come to school for the next year?"

"It's almost like this." Li Jia said lightly, "I really want to take it, but the teacher said that I am a person who doesn't have to take the college entrance examination and hang around in the class every day, which will easily affect the mood of the students, so let me go less, it is better to follow more Competitive teachers to deal with."

Qi Lelei couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hey!"

"What are you so happy about?"

"You don't have to go to school for a whole year, and you can't control me that much!" Qi Lelei felt a sense of freedom regained.

"Qi Lelei." Li Jia narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Ok?"

Li Jia pursed her lips into a smile, and calmly said, "Did you make a mistake? It's because I recommend you. I have a lot of time in the third year of high school. I have plenty of time to take care of you."

Qi Lelei: "..."

"The third year of high school is going to live on campus. How would you like to arrange it if you live in a dormitory?"

The dormitory arrangement in the fifth middle school is quite humane, probably to create a good environment for the college entrance examination, so students are allowed to choose roommates freely. There are quadruple rooms and double rooms in the dormitory. If no roommates are found in the end, the school will find another arrange.