My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Li Jia is in charge of the day, so he can only return to the classroom when the class is about to start. From a distance, he saw a row of screaming chickens hanging at the door of the first class. The girl who was walking with him obviously also saw the row of chickens, and said strangely : "Hey, what's that?"

The chief culprit, Li Jia, said without changing his face, "I don't know."

When he and his female classmate walked over, the teacher who was attending the class happened to come too. Seeing the row of toys, the teacher laughed and said, "Hey, this consecration in your class is quite unique. It means dancing with the smell of chickens?"

Today's students like to have new tricks. Some freshmen in the first year of high school will draw pictures on the blackboard on the first day of school and write "Welcome to the teacher"; The teacher must answer the questions to pass the test before entering the classroom.

The school spirit of No. [-] Middle School is quite open and free. As long as the students don't play too much, the teachers will accompany them to play, and sometimes the teachers will discuss it themselves when they encounter interesting things.

Li Jia coughed lightly: "I'll take it down when get out of class is over."

The teacher is not surprised, he patted Li Jia on the shoulder, and comforted: "It's okay, go in and sit down, class is about to start, according to the usual practice, the light will be on for half a day."

Li Jia: "..." This means that the screaming chicken will hang at the door of the first class all morning.

When Li Jia sat down, a gust of wind blew by, and he saw the row of screaming chickens swaying with the wind, their mocking looks very much like Qi Lelei.

When he realized that he was thinking about Qi Lelei again, Li Jia was startled, how could this little idiot still have magical powers, and could not get rid of it in people's minds?

Just as Li Jia was thinking about it, the female classmate sitting in front of him turned her head and looked at him hesitantly.

"Squad leader... your book..."

Li Jia: "What?"

There are 49 people in a class, and Li Jia is the one who sits alone.

He doesn't have a deskmate, not because he is unpopular, but because he is too popular. In order to be able to argue with him at the same table, the female students simply don't sit, and the seat is vacated, which is cheaper boys, boys The competition over there was not fierce, but no one dared to sit at the same table with Li Jia despite the stares of the female students.

So in the end, Li Jia became a happy single-seat nobleman.

If Qi Lelei was here at this time, his jaw would probably drop in shock, and he would say "I believe in your evil".

The girl in the front seat of Li Jia said: "Qi Lelei came just now..."

Li Jia understood, it seems that Qi Lelei should not be as simple as hanging a chicken, he opened the chemistry book, and sure enough, he saw Qi Lelei drew a big grimace on the inside page.

The girl said guiltily, "I can't stop him."

"It's okay." Li Jia chuckled, "Let's go to class."

The girl whispered: "Qi Lelei is too bullying, do you want to tell the teacher?"

Li Jia lowered his eyes and poked at the grimace with some amusement: "I made fun of him."

"Ah?" The girl didn't believe it, "How is that possible." Although she couldn't understand why Li Jia wanted to speak for Qi Lelei, she felt that Li Jia's expression was so gentle and handsome when he bowed his head to speak, so fascinated that she could do two more chemistry courses question.

On the other hand, Qi Lelei's chance of puppy love ended without a problem, so that he was a little depressed throughout the class.

Of course, he wasn't happy because the girl gave up on confessing, but because what happened just now was too embarrassing.

What he didn't know was that the rumors that he took the screaming chicken to school became more and more outrageous later, and even turned into him taking an inflatable #气#doll to school.

When Qi Lelei heard this rumor, he almost fainted from anger, who the hell used the screaming chicken as a #气# doll!Perverted?When that thing calls, it's strange if it's not impotent.

But those rumors are all about later, now pull the timeline back to the present, before the rumors become weird.

Qi Lelei was sulking on the desk, but in the end he was so angry that he opened Alipay and stole all the energy of Li Jia's Ant Forest. The manor stayed well, and there was no chance of beating it.

Qi Lelei sighed, put down his phone, and returned to his desk in a bored manner.

There are 51 people in their class, and the students can freely combine who sits with whom. This is also for the purpose of training the students' personal abilities. When the seats were selected at the same table yesterday, Qi Lelei was not there, so he won the supreme VIP single seat. The position in the last row by the window is also the legendary male lead.

Qi Lelei is quite satisfied with this arrangement.

"Hi, Qi Lelei." During the break between classes, a boy approached Qi Lelei.

When Qi Lelei heard someone calling him, he raised his head listlessly, and it was a boy with a cropped head and a round head, like a braised egg.

"I'm Gong Liping. I'm the acting squad leader of our seventh class. You arrived late yesterday and missed our class selection cadre." Gong Liping warmly approached.

Yesterday Qi Lelei not only missed the selection of seats, but also the election of class leaders, but the other class leaders have already been selected, only the positions of the squad leader and deputy squad leader have not yet been determined.

Because there was a rare tie in the squad leader election, 25:25, and it happened to be 25 girls and 25 boys, and now there was only one vote short of Qi Lelei, so one of the squad leader candidates came to Qi Lelei to canvass for votes.

"Oh." Qi Lelei asked without interest, "What's the matter?"

"The head teacher has selected two acting monitors, one is Fan Sizjie and the other is me. The class meeting will be held this Friday, and another vote will be held." Gong Liping's speech slowed down, "By the way, are you interested in participating in the selection? "

Qi Lelei understood, it turned out to be canvassing.

"I'm not interested." Qi Lelei felt that only a fool should be the class monitor, it's not a thankless job, and he still has to be a teacher's dog's leg.

Gong Liping breathed a sigh of relief, seeing Qi Lelei's laziness, he didn't look threatening: "Then can you vote for me?"

"Is the other acting squad leader that girl?" Qi Lelei glanced at the second row, where there were three girls discussing together, and they kept looking at him.

The girl with the ponytail in the middle was Fan Sijie. When she saw Gong Liping approaching Qi Lelei, she gave up and sighed. She obviously thought that Qi Lelei was a boy, so she would definitely vote for Gong Liping.

"That's right, it's her." Gong Liping hurriedly blocked Qi Lelei's sight, probably because he was afraid that Qi Lelei would not vote for him because he saw Fan Sijie's good looks, "But I think it's better for a boy to be the class monitor, what about a girl?" Can be a good squad leader, don't you think?"

Qi Lelei disagrees with Gong Liping's thoughts, in his opinion, boys and girls are the same.

Gong Liping said: "I have already discussed with the boys in our class, and they will all vote for me at the class meeting on Friday."

"Will you vote for me then?" Gong Liping winked and threw out the bait, "It's my birthday on the weekend, and then I invite you to sing K at the newly opened Fuyin, and then I will create a group of boys in our class. A birthday red envelope will be given out."

Qi Lelei's eyes widened in an instant, oh my god, it's so fresh, it's so big, it's the first time someone tried to seduce him with money!

Seeing Qi Lelei's eyes wide open, Gong Liping thought he was moved, so he proudly said: "Good brother, thank you, see you on the weekend."

Qi Lelei, who didn't agree, looked confused, thank him for what?

Because the school has just started, and there are no former junior high school classmates of Qi Lelei in the seventh class, so the students don't know about Qi Lelei's family situation.

"Who are you voting for on Friday?"

Li Jia's voice suddenly sounded behind Qi Lelei, Qi Lelei was startled, like a fish bouncing off a desk.

"You scared me." Qi Lelei patted his chest, "Why are you in our seventh class?"

As soon as Qi Lelei finished speaking, he felt that the surroundings seemed to quiet down instantly, and many eyes turned to him, but... they focused on Li Jia.

Qi Lelei snorted, it's really a big light bulb, wherever it goes, it lights up wherever it goes.

"The head teacher asked me to help him correct the test paper, so you and sister Yueshan don't have to wait for me tonight."

The Qi family and his wife flew to Europe at noon today, and South Africa in the afternoon, and Qi Yueshan was going back to school tomorrow, so she asked Li Jia to have dinner at home.

Qi Lelei: "Why don't you tell her directly?"

Li Jia shook the phone with a black screen, and said, "It happened to be out of battery."

"Got it." Qi Lelei thought of Li Jia's question just now, and said, "Of course I voted for that Fan...Fan..."

"Van Sijie."

"Yep."

"Why?" Li Jia was a little curious. Anyway, everyone voted. How could Qi Lelei think of voting for Fan Sijie?Based on his understanding of Qi Lelei, he would not be like that Gong Liping who misunderstood that Qi Lelei was interested in Fan Sijie, so he wanted to vote for her.

Qi Lelei straightened his back and said proudly: "To prove that I am a person who will not be corrupted by money."

Li Jia: "..."

"What if Gong Liping doesn't look for you? Who do you choose between them?"

Qi Lelei frowned and thought for a while, then quickly relieved, and said: "There are so many ifs, things that don't exist are nothing."

Optimistic by nature, not entangled at all.

Hearing Qi Lelei's answer, surprise flashed across Li Jia's face, and soon, he turned to a more in-depth thinking. To be honest, Qi Lelei's concept of life is worth learning.

Qi Lelei waved his hands, and said with disgust, "If you're okay, go quickly, don't hang around my place, it will affect the air I breathe, and later everyone will think that we have a good relationship, I don't want to hand you the love letter."

After Qi Lelei finished speaking, he slumped back on the desk, as if it was integrated with the desk. The sunlight from outside the window slanted in and sprinkled on him. Under the sunshine, his dark chestnut hair was slightly golden. Slightly curly, fluffy and soft, it looks good to the touch, and Li Jia has an urge to poke it.

Qi Lelei was lying on the table, through the gap between his elbow and the table, he saw that Li Jia hadn't left, as if he was staring at something, he was very surprised, there should be no earth-shattering beauties in his class who could attract Li Jia, let him He lingers.

At this time, the class bell rang, and Li Jia in Qi Lelei's field of vision finally left. Looking at the other's leaving footsteps, Qi Lelei and Qi Lelei rubbed their hands secretly again, and compared the shoe sizes of the two of them.

The third class was chemistry class, Qi Lelei opened the textbook, and a familiar grimace came into view, he was startled, isn't this the grimace he drew on Li Jia's textbook?

Qi Lelei was shocked. When did this guy change his textbooks? The speed is too fast.

**

It was already 06:30 when Qi Lelei got home at night. After eating, he went upstairs to do his homework casually for a while, when he heard movement from downstairs.He walked to the balcony and saw Li Jia and Qi Yueshan who had just come back talking and laughing. Standing on the third floor, he could feel the joy in the air.

Qi Lelei watched helplessly as the two talked and laughed, went back to the house, even reluctant to leave before entering the house, he felt that something was wrong.

The balconies of their two rooms are side by side, and the distance between them is not far.

After Li Jia came back, he took a shower, washed his clothes and pants, and prepared to dry them on the balcony. As soon as he opened the glass door of the French window, he saw Qi Lelei lying on the balcony next door, looking at him motionless.

Li Jia: "Are you feeding mosquitoes here?"

"You and my sister had a great chat."

"Yeah." Li Jia opened the clothes rack.

Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia suspiciously, and after a while, he stared at Li Jia with a sky-falling expression: "You, you don't want to be my brother-in-law, do you?!"

"..." Li Jia's hands trembled, and his underwear almost fell downstairs. Sometimes he really wanted to cut open Qi Lelei's head to see what was inside.