My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

The Qi family's celebration night ended with Qi Lelei's regret. Before Li Jia went home, he heard Qi Lelei yelling that he wanted to eat eggplant tomorrow.

Gao Yue: "OK, let Auntie do it for you tomorrow."

Qi Yueshan: "Where is the one I gave you?"

"I'll give it to Li Jia." Qi Lelei puffed out his chest, as proud as a red scarf fluttering on his chest.

His frightened appearance made Li Jia, who had already entered his garden, couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Gao Yue stroked Qi Lelei's head, said with a smile: "Yo, that's fine, baby son knows how to be humble."

Qi Lelei found that Li Jia was looking at him, so he made a face at Li Jia behind Gao Yue's back.

Li Jia: "..." Childish.

**

Before going to bed at night, Qi Lelei deliberately set the alarm on his phone to [-]:[-] in order to go out ahead of Li Jia tomorrow morning.

After setting the first alarm, Qi Lelei lay on the bed thinking about it, he was not at ease, so he silently added another alarm for 25:[-] and [-]:[-].

It can be seen that he really understands his nature of staying in bed.

He and Li Jia used to study in the same junior high school, but at that time they were studying in a dormitory junior high school. He and Li Jia were not in the same class, nor in the same dormitory building, so there was no such thing as who came first to class with Li Jia.

But the situation is different now, he and Li Jia were both day students in the freshman year of high school, so they can compete openly and squarely.

After setting three alarms, Qi Lelei patted the quilt reassuringly, but after closing his eyes, his mind was full of Li Jia's belly, thinking about it, he couldn't help touching his belly.

It's still a little short, and he has to work hard.

Accompanied by the starlight outside the window, Qi Lelei was thinking wildly, and slowly fell asleep.

On the other side, Li Jia returned home, he didn't even turn on the light, and went upstairs in the dark, anyway, there is no one at home now, and even the dog at home was taken away by his grandparents, so even if he turned on the light, he greeted him There is only boundless silence.

Li Jia is very familiar with the environment of the house in the dark. Once you enter the house, you will see the entrance. After walking up a step in three steps, you will enter the living room. After touching the wall on the right, you will be able to reach the staircase after walking three steps...

This is what he has explored in ten years.

Li Jia fumbled for a walk, returned to his room, and lay down on the bed for a while. He found that the screen of the mobile phone beside the bed was flickering. When he turned on the mobile phone, his WeChat was full of messages from his family.

First, his grandparents sent a video message, but he didn't receive it. Later, his grandparents sent a small video message. His grandparents would not know how to make such a trendy thing. It must have been recorded by his cousin , in the video, his grandparents and his dog are all there, congratulating him on starting school and starting his high school career.

The next message was from his mother. His mother always speaks swiftly and concisely. Apart from congratulations, she just tells him what he needs.

Li Jia also replied succinctly, thank you and don't need it for now.

The only missing person is his father, who is probably staying in a corner with no signal now.

The light of the mobile phone was a bit dazzling, Li Jia covered his eyes with his arms for a while, and then turned over and fell asleep.

**

Early the next morning, Qi Lelei cut off the three alarms in one go, and continued to sleep in a daze.

Falling asleep, he suddenly woke up from the dream.

wrong!

Qi Lelei looked at his phone, it was already 45:[-].

He got up quickly, and it took only 10 minutes to get dressed and wash, then picked up his schoolbag and rushed downstairs.

"It's so early today?" Gao Yue said in surprise, "Come and have breakfast, today Auntie made pumpkin pie and pumpkin porridge."

Qi Lelei rushed to the dining table and took a bottle of milk: "Has Li Jia gone out?"

Gao Yue thought for a while and said, "Probably not yet."

"I'll just take two pancakes." Qi Lelei grabbed two pumpkin pancakes and rushed out of the house, almost bumping into the aunt who was working at home.

Gao Yue reminded: "Slow down."

Qi Guanshan sighed: "This kid is really frizzy, it will be great when he can learn Li Jia's stability."

Qi Yueshan said: "My younger brother is my younger brother, and Li Jia is Li Jia. They are two different people, so don't keep comparing them."

"My sister still loves me the most!" Qi Lelei, who rushed to the door, turned around, stepped back to open the door, and blew a few kisses to Qi Yueshan who was sitting in the dining room.

"Be careful..." Qi Yueshan hadn't finished speaking when she heard the sound of Qi Lelei hitting the back of the door heavily. She couldn't bear to look directly and covered her eyes.

Qi Lelei's pig-killing screams were extremely penetrating, and they directly spread to the next door. Li Jia, who was putting on his shoes, paused for a moment, and then he heard the sound of a 'bang' closing the door next door. Although he couldn't see it, it was already I can imagine Qi Lelei rushing out of the house in a hurry.

Li Jia slowed down his movements, and he didn't know if he didn't want to meet Qi Lelei, or if he thoughtfully gave Qi Lelei a time to breathe.

When Li Jia went out, Qi Lelei was already waiting at the door of the house, and said pretendingly: "You are so slow."

Qi Lelei's cheeks were flushed, a thin layer of sweat leaked from the tip of his nose, his hair was disheveled like a bird's nest, and his school uniform hung crumpled on his body, which showed how anxious he was to go out just now, and how hard he ran.

Li Jia's eyes wandered over Qi Lelei's body, and finally fell down slowly. He paused, with an indescribable expression on his face.

Oops!Qi Lelei was terrified, and immediately turned his back, facing the garden, and checked his trousers, but after he lowered his head, he realized that his trousers were tightly closed, but the buttons on his clothes were because he was in a hurry to go out So it was wrong.

Qi Lelei's head was full of black lines, so what did Li Jia's eyes mean just now?

When he was arranging his clothes, he heard the sound of Li Jia getting on his bicycle behind him. He hurriedly buttoned it again, and then chased after him on his scooter.

Qi Lelei: "Li Jia, you liar."

Li Jia: "I didn't say anything."

"You didn't say anything, but your expression says it all." Qi Lelei shook his fist and shook his scooter.

Li Jia had no choice but to say, "Look at the road."

**

Relying on the advantage of the scooter, Qi Lelei advanced the school gate ahead of Li Jia. After passing the school gate, he stopped on purpose, turned his head towards Li Jia and raised his chin, his triumphant eyebrows were about to fly into the sky.

Li Jia ignored him and walked into the guard room. When he came out, he was already wearing the armband of a discipline inspector on his arm.

Seeing this, Qi Lelei leaned forward and clicked his tongue a few times, mockingly said: "It's so pitiful, No.1 is a part-time worker."

Li Jia raised his hand and waved, motioning for him to get out of his way, and then opened the notebook.

Qi Lelei refused to give up, and was still jumping around: "I'll be fine, it's not my turn to be on duty."

There are more than 400 students in the first grade, four people are in groups, and one group is on duty for a week. Qi Lelei is the No.1 from the bottom.

"Grade [-], Class [-], Qi Lelei." Li Jia wrote in the notebook.

"Ok?"

"If your appearance is not up to standard, one point will be deducted, if you don't bring your school badge, you will be deducted..."

Qi Lelei turned pale in shock, snatched Li Jia's notebook, and was about to cross out his name. Every student was given conduct points when they entered school, and when a certain point was deducted, they would be responsible for the hygiene of the school's public areas or be punished for running away.

As a result, he snatched the notebook and found that only the time and the name of the person on duty were written on it, and no points were deducted from him at all.

Qi Lelei glared at Li Jia, patted the notebook into his arms, and muttered: "I never thought you'd have a pretty face, but a bad heart."

After Qi Lelei complained, he was afraid that Li Jiazhen would lose points, so he drove away in his scooter.

At this time, the female student who was on duty next to her hurriedly took out the school badge from her schoolbag and put it on, then asked cautiously: "Squad leader, is it true that points will be deducted for not wearing the school badge?"

The female classmate was in the same class as Li Jia. Seeing Li Jia turned her head and raised her eyes to look at her, she blushed. The class leader is so pretty.

"No button." Li Jia closed the notebook, looked past the female classmate, and landed on Qi Lelei's back not far away. Thinking of Qi Lelei's frightened look just now, he knew that he didn't read the school opening instructions carefully.

"Oh, you scared me." The female classmate patted her chest. She always felt that just for a moment, the monitor seemed to be smiling, but he didn't seem to be smiling.

On the other side, Qi Lelei rushed into the teaching building, and just as he reached the door of the classroom, a girl stopped him.

"Student Qi, can I have a word?"

Qi Lelei turned around and saw a small girl with a ponytail. Looking at the girl's flushed face, he had already guessed it, so he said coldly, "I won't help hand over the love letter."

The girl let out a bewildered cry?

"Don't you want to ask me to help you pass a love letter to Li Jia?" In junior high school, the fact that Qi Lelei and Li Jia were close friends was known by the students, and everyone took it for granted that they had a good relationship. Many girls asked Qi Lelei for help. Passing love letters and presents, Qi Lelei spent a month doing his best, and finally convinced everyone that he and Li Jia were at odds.

Unexpectedly, after entering high school, history repeated itself.

"No, no." The girl blushed and lowered her voice, "I just wanted to say thank you."

Qi Lelei looked blank, thank him?

"During military training, you helped me do push-ups."

After being reminded by the girl, Qi Lelei finally remembered what happened. On the third day of the military training, all the students in the military training were divided into eight circles to play drums and pass flowers. Girl, this girl didn't want to do push-ups, so Qi Lelei volunteered to do it for her. He also won the applause of many girls for this matter.

But that time he came out, not to help the girls out, but because Li Jia was drawn from the other group, and he just wanted to compete with Li Jia.

"Uh..." Qi Lelei scratched his head with impure motives.

The girl lowered her head and shyly handed a pink letter and a bottle of milk to Qi Lelei: "This is for you, the milk is a thank you gift."

This scene immediately caused a chain reaction in the classroom, and the students in Class [-] booed.

"Qi Lelei, you are awesome, you received a love letter just after school started."

"Fuck, I knew I would show off during military training."

The girl said coquettishly, "It's not a love letter, it's a thank you letter."

The other students booed, obviously not believing it.

Qi Lelei took the letter, the girl's fragrance hit his nose, he wanted to sneeze a bit, but for the sake of face, he restrained himself.

A boy came up to join in the fun, wanting to see what the love letter looked like, the girl hurriedly said: "You put it away, and read it when no one is around."

"Oh!" Qi Lelei suddenly thought, in Fifth Middle School, did he receive the love letter before Li Jia?Thinking of this, he suddenly swelled, so when faced with the girl's reminder, he smiled extraordinarily brightly, "Okay, okay."

The girl was even more embarrassed by his smile.

In order to show his solemnity, Qi Lelei took off his schoolbag and prepared to put the letter in the schoolbag. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the zipper, countless screaming chickens jumped out of the schoolbag, and the scene of screaming in unison was spectacular .

Everyone was stunned, including Qi Lelei himself.

Finally, a boy was the first to react, and laughed loudly: "Qi Lelei, you still bring toys to school."

The girl's complexion changed, and she said hesitantly, "Qi, classmate Qi, that... Thank you again, goodbye."

After the girl finished speaking, she turned her head and left. The students who were watching the excitement just now also dispersed in groups, and looking at Qi Lelei's expression, it was like watching a pervert!

Qi Lelei picked up a screaming chicken and looked at it, and found that the screaming chicken has been modified, it won't scream because of its shaking in the schoolbag, it will only scream when it is taken out, you can know it with your feet Whose handwriting is it from?

Qi Lelei's roar echoed throughout the floor.

"Li Jia! I'll kill you!"

To be honest, in the past ten years, from the surface, it seems that Qi Lelei has had trouble with Li Jia, always causing trouble, but in fact, Li Jia has provoked Qi Lelei a lot, occasionally causing trouble.