My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Li Jia originally didn't want to answer this mentally handicapped question, but seeing Qi Lelei's serious and frightened face, he suddenly wanted to answer this question.

Li Jia: "What do you say?"

This kind of ambiguous answer can make a person like Qi Lelei with a big brain jump around in place.

Qi Lelei's eyes widened: "Damn it? Isn't it? I'm against this marriage!"

"Wait, it doesn't work. That's my sister's business. Even if I object, it's useless..." Qi Lelei beat his head in frustration. Chia.

"Is that my sister chasing you, or you chasing my sister?"

Li Jia just watched Qi Lelei being excited, depressed, and sighing in resignation.

Even if he is alone, Qi Lelei can perform very well.

Before Li Jia could answer, Qi Lelei began to read again.

"No, what if the child you and my sister have has a child who looks like you and I want to beat him up so much? If I beat your child, my sister will definitely beat me, and my parents will definitely beat me too , maybe even you are going to beat me up, so wouldn't I become the bottom one in the family?"

The more Qi Lelei thought about it, the more frustrated he became.

Li Jia didn't expect that he was only a second late in answering. Qi Lelei even thought about the next generation. It seems that only Nuwa can make up for Qi Lelei's brain hole.He looked at Qi Lelei calmly, wanting to see how this little fool could perform.

After much deliberation, Qi Lelei felt that this marriage was unreliable and absolutely impossible, so she angrily yelled at Li Jia: "You don't even have full hair, so you want to chase after my sister?"

Li Jia smiled: "You know again?"

Li Jia's voice was clear and cold, and he sounded very confident. Coupled with the demo with slightly raised eyebrows, the degree of hatred was not lower than that of Qi Lelei who loves to jump.

Qi Lelei subconsciously glanced at Li Jia's underwear that had just been hung up, then glanced down again, just right below Li Jia, then he was startled suddenly as if he had been greatly touched, turned his head and walked away, and kept special while walking. "Reluctantly" turned around and scolded Li Jia: "Pervert."

Li Jia was a little puzzled, what did Qi Lelei think of?

After Qi Lelei returned to his room, the image of "bird" was lingering in his mind, and he hurriedly did his math homework to suppress his shock.

When doing the first question, he wrote down the algorithm ignorantly; when doing the second question, he scratched his hair in pain; when doing the third question, he could only sigh how difficult mathematics is!

Qi Lelei gave up and threw away the pen, lying on the bed in a daze, when his cell phone rang, it was a WeChat message from Li Jia.

Bastard (Li Jia): My mother has a new movie coming out, and sister Yueshan wants to order tickets internally, please help me.

Bastard is Qi Lelei's name for Li Jia's remarks. When he saw the WeChat message, he got up from the bed.

Speaking of Li Jia's mother, she is actually the beginning of Qi Lelei's relationship with Li Jia.

Li Jia's mother is Shan Jia, who is a well-deserved queen of TV dramas in China. The TV dramas she starred in will guarantee the ratings. Since her debut, she has been famous for countless actors. Many domestic actors dream of cooperating with her.Later, she retreated behind the scenes and became a director, becoming the only female director in China with a box office of over [-] million yuan, completing a gorgeous transformation of her career.

When Shan Jia was an actress, she was very picky about roles, but her pickiness didn’t mean that she wouldn’t act if she wasn’t a girl, or if she wasn’t upright. On the contrary, she was willing to try a variety of roles, and she didn’t care about the roles, as long as the roles Interesting, she can also be a female supporting role.

Ten years ago, there was a popular TV series called "The Temptation of Brother-in-law". Shan Jia played the role of Ding Rong, the villain in the drama. Being with a man you don't like, in order to achieve your goals, use any means, it can be said that you have brought evil to the extreme.

At that time, there was a saying in the streets and alleys, "Beat Ding Rong when she eats and sleeps." Among those people who were filled with righteous indignation, Qi Lelei, who was just seven years old, was jumping with his friends at the time, saying that Ding Rong was too bad and annoying.

However, what Qi Lelei never expected was that he saw "Ding Rong" after returning home.

"Ding Rong" sat in the living room with his father, chatting and laughing, and there was a child carved in pink and jade sitting next to them.

This scene is exactly the same as the plot in the TV series "Little San Ding Rong came to the door with his illegitimate son to drive away his original partner".

Qi Lelei collapsed at that moment.

He is a seven-year-old child!Why does he have to bear this!

Qi Lelei burst into tears on the spot, and rushed up, wanting to beat his father, the heartless man, and "Ding Rong", the mistress, and the living room of Qi's family became chaotic because of this inexplicable farce.

Later, when they were fighting, Qi Lelei didn't know what was going on, so Qi Lelei started to wrestle with the child next to him, probably because Qi Lelei judged in his desperation that he was evenly matched with children who were similar to him, and when he was fighting with adults, You will suffer yourself.

When Qi Lelei was picked up by his father, he did not forget to kick his legs in the air and kicked Li Jia, but Li Jia was not a vegetarian either, he was responsible for the bruises on Qi Lelei's arms.

After the misunderstanding was cleared up, Qi Lelei realized that it was not Xiaosan who came to visit, but the new neighbor who moved next door brought his son to visit.

Qi Lelei now thinks back to the sand sculpture scene of the two fighting, and he almost wants to laugh. He still remembers that this stupid thing was taken as a joke by his parents, and he publicized it to his relatives several times during the Chinese New Year. That year, the whole family pointed at him One thing is fun.

Qi Lelei rubbed his hot cheeks. In fact, he later found out that Shan Jia not only played the role of "Ding Rong" that he hated, but also played the fairy sister in another ancient fairy drama he liked.

But now that the audience has found "The Temptation of Brother-in-Law", the evaluation of this drama has completely changed. Everyone's dislike of Ding Rong has become "6666" and "Sister Ding is so bad." The comments said that it has been a long time since I saw it After being such a pure villain, he really did bad things with all his heart, and he didn't clean up at all.

Stupid (Qi Lelei): When will Auntie's movie be released?Then I will support it.

Li Jia glanced at the phone, and the avatar with the name of idiot jumped out.

Bastard (Li Jia): National Day in October.

Stupid (Qi Lelei): Okay, it just so happens that Fuyin is newly opened, and his movie theater is equipped with the RealD ultimate screen. Then I will reserve the movie theater for my aunt to support Auntie's new movie.

Bastard (Li Jia): Fuyin?I remember it was your uncle's property.

Qi Lelei's uncle's mandarin is not very standard, he can't tell the difference between flat tongue, front and back nasal sounds, ren is pronounced yin, and his Fuyin Building is a homonym of rich man's building. As for the function of Fuyin Building, it is similar to that of Wanda. Living, traveling, shopping and entertainment as one.

Stupid (Qi Lelei): Yes!My booking can help my aunt earn box office, and bring popularity to my uncle's shopping mall. In the end, the money can still make money without going to outsiders. I am very smart! ! 【Akimbo laugh】

Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei's expression pack and couldn't help but chuckle.

Stupid (Qi Lelei): But it’s not your place to book a movie. 【Complacent face】【Disgusted face】

Bastard (Li Jia): Oh.

Stupid (Qi Lelei): Are you angry?

Bastard (Li Jia): Very angry.

When Qi Lelei saw that Li Jia said he was very angry, he was satisfied, and felt that he could sleep well tonight.

On the other side, Li Jia saw that Qi Lelei hadn't replied, so he reckoned that Qi Lelei should go to sleep happily.

**

Seeing that it's Friday, this is also Qi Lelei's most anticipated day, because the weekend will be over soon!

Students have no intention of going to class on Friday afternoon, and social animals have no intention of going to work on Friday afternoon. This is probably the most common social phenomenon.Although Qi Lelei was sitting in the classroom at this time, his heart had already flown away.

The second class on Friday afternoon was physical education. The physical education teacher was particularly cruel. He made them run 800 meters and 1000 meters as soon as school started. After one class, half of the class was paralyzed.

Gong Liping, who wanted to be the class monitor, took the initiative to invite the whole class to eat Magnum ice cream after the physical education class, obviously trying to win the last vote for the monitor election later.

Qi Lelei was prone to diarrhea when he ate ice, so he gave the ice cream to the boys in the front row, stretched his legs, and slumped on the chair to rest. He had just finished running 1000 meters, and his calves were still swollen.

He was recovering blood slowly, and Gong Liping was still distributing ice cream one by one in the classroom. He felt that this man was also a god, he was so tired after running, and he could still work so hard to become the class monitor.

"bell--"

Just as Qi Lelei was thinking about it, the class bell rang. He lazily pulled out his Chinese textbook to prepare for class. Suddenly, the two girls in front of him started whispering, including those in the front row and the front row. As long as they were girls, they all became agitated. The two craned their necks to look out.

Qi Lelei followed their gaze in bewilderment, it turned out that people from class one had come out for physical education class, and Qi Lelei saw Li Jia at a glance.

But it's not because he is familiar with Li Jia, but because Li Jia really stands out from the crowd walking in the crowd, his appearance and figure are different from those around him.

The head teacher of Class [-], that is, the Chinese teacher, entered the classroom with the class bell. He saw a row of people by the window looking out. When he walked to the podium, he realized that everyone was looking at the people in Class [-]. .

"Okay, okay, students, take care, don't look outside, look at the teacher, the teacher is also very handsome."

When the teacher said it, the girls looked away in embarrassment, wishing to bury their heads in the Chinese textbooks, but Qi Lelei, who met Li Jia's eyes, was still acting like a giraffe.

Qi Lelei raised his fingers and counted to Li Jia, three, four, and finally his thumb and index finger circled together to form a zero.

He wanted to tell Li Jia that he ran for three minutes and 40 seconds, but he didn't know if that idiot Li Jia understood.

"Student Qi, Classmate Qi?" The homeroom teacher smiled, "You said that the female students are watching it with enthusiasm, I can understand, why are you watching it with such enthusiasm?"

Qi Lelei came back to his senses and found that the whole class was looking at him. He lifted up the book angrily to cover his face, but what he got in exchange was even louder laughter.

Qi Lelei lowered his head even further.

At the end of the Chinese class, Qi Lelei received Li Jia's WeChat. He looked up and made sure that the Chinese teacher was writing on the blackboard, so he blocked himself with the textbook and slid the phone screen lock.

Bastard: Three minutes and 32 seconds.

Fool:……

Qi Lelei tried to salute his respect, then typed, and replied forcefully: Boys are too fast.