My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

Qi Lelei and Li Jia were called to the office together by the dean, the difference is that the dean wanted to praise Li Jia, while Qi Lelei, of course, criticized it.

However, Qi Lelei was used to this kind of tragic comparison, he stood lazily aside, listening to the dean praise Li Jia from head to toe.

The dean's surname is Cha, and his hobby is to patrol the campus after school, carefully inspecting every corner, and find out those students who are trying to violate the discipline.

On the first day Qi Lelei came to the school to report, he challenged Director Zha.

At that time, Director Zha was at the school gate arresting freshmen who did not conform to the school's appearance and appearance. Several students had been arrested by Director Zha for wearing jewelry, nail polish and lipstick, or boys with too long hair.

Director Zha was lamenting that the current class of students is not as good as the previous class, when he saw a boy with curly hair and dyed hair swaggering over not far away.

"Stop, that classmate, what's the matter with your hair? You permed and dyed your hair on the first day of military training?" Director Cha waved at Qi Lelei, "And your school uniform is sloppy, half tied into your trousers, half exposed How much does it mean outside? Playing with me and wanting to talk, are you still polite?"

Qi Lelei blinked and said innocently: "Teacher, my hair is naturally curly, not permed, and the color of my hair is also naturally darker maroon, not dyed."

Director Zha has worked in the front line for so many years, and he has heard more lies from students than rice, so how could he believe Qi Lelei's sophistry.

"Natural curls? Why didn't you say that you didn't blow out your hair after washing last night, and you curled it up? I've seen a lot of little tricks of you students. The female classmate next to me thought I wouldn't recognize you if you put on nude lipstick. Came out?" Director Zha said sternly, "Go and dye your hair back, otherwise you won't be allowed to enter the school."

"And you too, give me what I need to wash, and what I need to cut, so I have to look like a student when I come to school."

The other students were as slumped as quails when they were lectured by the dean, and they nodded repeatedly without daring to breathe.

Only Qi Lelei caught the wrong point, opened his eyes wide and said in admiration: "Fuck, teacher, you are amazing, you can even recognize a girl with lipstick on. If my dad had your ability, my mom wouldn't think he's not good enough!" eyes."

Director Zha and other students: "..."

Director Cha: "Don't give me a hippie smile!"

Later, Li Jia passed by and gave Qi Lelei a certificate, and Director Zha believed that Qi Lelei's hair was natural.

Thinking of this, Qi Lelei involuntarily glanced at Li Jia next to him. He was too unbalanced. Director Zha didn't believe what he said at the time. When Li Jia said it, Director Zha believed it. Why Qi Lelei's hair is still what Li Jia said What's the deal?

Probably because Qi Lelei's eyes were too sad, Li Jia, who was listening to Director Zha's chanting, also noticed it, so he turned his head slightly and glanced at Qi Lelei.

Just looking at each other like this, Qi Lelei became excited, and the fire in his eyes "squeaked" blazed out.

However, Qi Lelei's fire light hit Li Jia's iceberg, and soon went out, but Qi Lelei didn't give up, and increased his firepower, continuing to "sigh" Li Jia with his eyes.

"..." Li Jia felt that even if he ignored him, Qi Lelei could still have fun by himself.

At this time, Director Zha finished his speech, and he waved kindly to Li Jia, indicating that he could leave first; when he looked at Qi Lelei again, the corners of his mouth drooped, and his smiling face turned into a bitter one.

"Qi Lelei, you were the only one who was not here during roll call just now, do you have anything to say?" Director Zha looked generous as if I was explaining the opportunity to you.

Qi Lelei: "No, I set off the firecrackers."

"..." Director Zha didn't expect him to admit so quickly, and he was a little speechless for a moment. After a while, Director Zha said, "Qi Lelei, that was the opening ceremony, with so many leaders, so many teachers and students watching, you as a The freshmen actually sabotage at the opening ceremony, so disobedient to school rules, it is simply outrageous."

"Did your father send you to No. [-] Middle School so hard that you could make trouble?" Director Zha said earnestly, "He wanted you to be influenced by the excellent learning atmosphere of No. [-] Middle School, so that you could study hard and be less Take a detour and become a useful person to society."

Director Zha knew that Qi Lelei's family had a strong relationship, but it didn't affect his teaching attitude towards Qi Lelei.

Qi Lelei: "Director Zha, school hasn't officially started yet, why don't I study hard? I'm not making trouble, I'm here to celebrate Li Jia's speech, and besides, my dad just spent some money to donate a dormitory building, not to mention Xin Hard work."

Director Zha slapped the table vigorously, not scaring Qi Lelei, but startled the other teachers in the office, and they all looked this way - the teachers' office of the Fifth Middle School is very large and open, and there are usually more than a dozen teachers in one office. The teaching director also works in the big office.

The other person in the office who was not frightened was Li Jia. He hadn't left yet. After talking to Director Zha, his head teacher called him over.

"Sigh." Li Jia's head teacher sighed. Fortunately, he wasn't the one who taught Qi Lelei's class, but Li Jia's head teacher. Taking care of such students saves worry and effort, and after three years, he will get the excellent graduation class and Excellent class teachers are also more likely.

Thinking of this, Li Jia's class teacher's attitude towards Li Jia became more cordial and gentle: "This is the math test paper I made. You can go back to the class later and send it out for everyone to do. Our class is a key class, and we need to be strict at all times. Even in the first year of high school, I can't slack off."

Li Jia took the test paper: "OK."

Over there, I don't know what Qi Lelei said again, Director Zha stood up so angry that Li Jia, who hadn't paid attention to the movement over there, couldn't help but look sideways.

Director Cha's roar resounded through the office like a fire-breathing dragon.

"You have a big tone, just donate a dormitory building casually? Do you think you are so ignorant, what can you do in the future? What can you do? Does your family have a mine or a building in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou? Can you Eat and drink for the rest of your life without any worries?"

As soon as he finished scolding, Director Zha's expression changed, because he knew that he had said the wrong thing.

Apparently Li Jia also discovered Director Zha's mistake: "..."

Qi Lelei heyed twice, and smiled brightly: "Yes!"

Qi Lelei's family really has a mine, and coincidentally, his father has just bought a building in Guangzhou.

When Qi Lelei was just born, his father originally named him Qi Le, meaning that he could grow up safely and happily. Coincidentally, not long after he was born, his father's company dug up a diamond mine abroad. I am happy, I think this son is a little lucky star, so the word "Lei" is added after "Qi Le".

Because Qi's father got a son when he was old, and his career was booming after his son was born, Qi's father spoiled his precious son very much.

When Qi Lelei was young, Qi Lelei said that he wanted the moon. His father actually went to inquire about the purchase of land on the moon, but later he heard that the purchase of land on the moon was a scam. His father had no choice but to give up, but he still gave him a ball with gold, silver and precious stones. Play.

Qi Lelei played for a few days, but he didn't know where the jewel ball was thrown.

This should be put in another family, the child may be scolded into a ball, but in the eyes of Qi's father, it's just a lost gem ball, it's no big deal.

It can be said that Qi Lelei grew up surrounded by thousands of favors and golden mountains and silver mountains. This unscrupulous way of growing up has created an image of a dandy young master who lives every day and does whatever he wants.

Qi Lelei has brought his little friends to run amok in kindergarten, elementary school, and middle school since he was a child.

Qi Lelei has a mine and a building. Director Zha was so angry that he groaned. He pointed out: "Go and clean the podium for me. If you can't clean it, you are not allowed to go home."

"Oh!" Qi Lelei agreed very readily, "I'm going."

Now Director Zha was stunned, he thought Qi Lelei would delay and shirk for a while, but he didn't expect him to agree so quickly. From this point of view, Qi Lelei is not hopeless, at least he knows how to make up for what he committed Wrong, Director Zha sighed, a little relieved.

But Li Jia, who watched the whole process, felt that this was not an easy matter. After he came out of the office with the paper in his arms, he passed by the playground and saw Qi Lelei sitting under the shade of a tree playing with his mobile phone, while the other two male classmates were sweeping the floor.

Li Jia walked over, Qi Lelei didn't notice Li Jia at first, until someone walked in front of him and blocked his light, he raised his head, and after seeing the person clearly, he showed a disgusted expression of the enemy.

Qi Lelei didn't wait for Li Jia to speak, and quickly replied: "I didn't bully them, I paid them to help clean."

The two male students next to him nodded their heads and gave 200 yuan to sweep the floor. Student Qi is really too generous.

"..." Sure enough, Li Jia knew that there must be something wrong with Qi Lelei's quick promise just now, but he didn't expect him to spend money to ask his classmates to clean up so coquettishly.

Qi Lelei saw that there were too many people coming and going, so he picked up the broom, gave it a fake sweep twice, then stood up the broom, folded his hands on it, and said lazily: "You did a good speech today, you wrote the manuscript last night. It was very hard, and the memorization was also very hard, right?"

Qi Lelei actually wanted to ridicule Li Jia, but Li Jia said: "I didn't write the speech."

Qi Lelei: "Huh?"

"I'm improvising."

Qi Lelei: "..."

Li Jia has phoenix eyes and is born with a cold sense of distance. In addition, he rarely smiles, so when he speaks with a deadpan expression, he tends to give people a very arrogant feeling.

Qi Lelei felt that he was always condescending and looked down on others.

"Oh." Qi Lelei said sourly, "You are amazing."

Li Jia didn't know whether he didn't hear Qi Lelei's ridicule or ignored it, so he hummed lightly.

"Uh" and "Oh" and "Haha" are also called chat terminators.

The atmosphere between the two of them cooled down instantly, Qi Lelei lowered his head, took the broom and swept it casually again.

It was rare for Li Jia to take the initiative to find a topic, and asked casually, "What class are you in?"

"Class Seven." Qi Lelei didn't ask Li Jia back, because the whole world knew that Li Jia was number one.

There are a total of eight classes for this year's freshmen. Except for the eighth class which is an art class, the other classes are arranged according to the ranking of their entrance scores. During their military training, everyone trains together, regardless of the class but the company, in order to cultivate the sense of honor of the grade. After the military training is over, the class schedule is announced.

Li Jia was silent for a while, and said, "Come on."

Qi Lelei didn't want the "come on" from his opponent at all. Not only would it not encourage him, but he would also feel a little underestimated by Li Jia, so he said, "I'm number one too."

Li Jia slightly raised his eyebrows: "Oh?"

Qi Lelei puffed up his chest and said proudly: "The last one is also the first."

"..." Li Jia was stunned for a full two seconds. Although this time was short, it was long enough for him. He felt that Qi Lelei's specialty was jumping wildly on the verge of making other people's nerves explode, making people dumbfounded , and somewhat helpless.

"Look, look, is that Li Jia from Class [-] over there?"

"That's right! Looking closer, he looks even more handsome than on the podium! He must be our school's school girl."

"I really want his WeChat ID or QQ."

"Go, share with us when you arrive."

"Tch, why don't you go?"

The three girls passing by were whispering, their voices were neither high nor low, just enough for Qi Lelei, a cheapskate, to hear. When Li Jia looked at them, the little girls' chattering voices subsided, and two of them were stealing laughed, and a bold one waved to Li Jia.

Li Jia held the paper and smiled politely at them, in exchange for the red-faced and shy looks of those girls.

"Hey." Qi Lelei said disdainfully, "You can do it, you have just started school, and your reputation has spread far and wide."

Li Jia withdrew his gaze and glanced at Qi Lelei, only to see that his handsome face was full of dissatisfaction.

Qi Lelei waved the broom, buried his head in sweeping the floor, and urged while sweeping: "Go away, go away, don't get in the way of my work."

But as he said, the broom in his hand seemed to have eyes, wherever Li Jia retreated, he would sweep there.

After the three girls greeted Li Jia, they left, discussing as they walked: "Who is that short curly guy next to Li Jia?"

Hearing this, Qi Lelei and Li Jia were startled.

Li Jia smiled. Although his smile disappeared quickly, Qi Lelei still caught it keenly.

Qi Lelei glared at Li Jia, and said viciously: "Laughing fart!" He is only a little shorter than Li Jia, okay, how can you call him short?

As a result, Qi Lelei had just finished fighting when he heard the voices of those girls who had gone away drifting over again.

"He is the freshman who walked forward during the military training and kicked his shoe in Director Zha's face."

The girls were strangely quiet for a few seconds, then broke out into crisp laughter, and then turned their heads together, looking at Qi Lelei curiously, there was sympathy in their eyes, there was humor, and there was also love for mentally handicapped children, anyway, they didn't look at Li Jiashi's kind worship.

Hearing the girls' laughter, Qi Lelei blushed. If he were "Harry Potter", he would fly away on a broomstick right now.

It's so hard to die, Li Jia is still making up the knife next to him: "You are not bad."

What Li Jia hated was Qi Lelei's phrase "the reputation has spread far and wide". After he finished speaking, he left without waiting for Qi Lelei's response.

"..." Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia's leaving back, and felt for the 99th time that this guy is really annoying.