My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

The fact that Qi Lelei paid his classmates to clean up was found out by the dean, and the dean was so angry that he jumped on the spot and sent him to clean the teachers' office angrily.

Director Cha felt that under the teacher's nose, Qi Lelei couldn't do anything wrong.

Unexpectedly, he still underestimated Qi Lelei.

Qi Lelei can no longer spend money to hire his classmates to help him with work. Instead, he and the new physical education teacher in the office become good friends. After Director Zha came back from inspecting the campus, the two began to call each other brothers. What made Director Zha even more speechless was that the physical education teacher rolled up his sleeves and was going to help Qi Lelei clean up together.

In other words, let the brothers get out of school early.

In the end, Director Zha really had no choice but to let Qi Lelei go home, and then let Qi Lelei stay. He was afraid that the teachers in the office would be instigated by Qi Lelei to start a general cleaning.

Obtaining Director Zha's pardon, Qi Lelei bumped into the physical education teacher with a smile in front of Director Zha: "Brother, see you tomorrow!"

Director Cha: "..."

When Qi Lelei passed Director Zha, he said generously: "Director, see you tomorrow too!"

Director Cha: "..."

Alas, I am tired.

**

The community Qi Lelei lives in is not far from the school. It takes more than ten minutes to ride a bicycle. But when he was a child, he was afraid of falling and pain, so he didn't dare to practice cycling, so he bought a scooter to go to and from school. The advantage of this scooter is that it doesn't You need to master the balance to drive.

In fact, at the beginning, Qi Lelei's father, Qi Guanshan, wanted to hire a driver to take Qi Lelei to and from school every day, and he could also bring Li Jia along with him. He rejected his father's suggestion and said solemnly that he can't be special, and he wants to walk on the path home from school every day like other classmates, enjoying the fun of life.

This set of rhetoric made Qi Guanshan so happy that he directly transferred the money for the car to Qi Lelei's account.

Qi Lelei was delighted.

Qi Lelei jumped on the scooter and walked home slowly.

Entering the community, he saw lanterns and colorful balls fluttering in his garden from a distance.

Qi Lelei was stunned, a little apprehensive in his heart, and when he got closer, he saw that the decoration in the garden was even more exaggerated. His father hung a banner on the balcony on the second floor - warmly celebrating Qi Lelei's admission to No. [-] Middle School.

Qi Lelei was ashamed, his father was too exaggerated, and he noticed that his father used the word "enrollment" instead of entrance examination, so it can be said that his words were very strict.

How he got into the fifth middle school, he knew it well.

Originally, Qi Lelei's academic performance was pretty good. Of course, he couldn't compare with Li Jia's perverted academic bully. Later, in the second year of junior high, Qi Lelei's grades suddenly dropped. His father was so anxious that he went outside and hired a gold medal lecturer to be his tutor. .

Teachers of language, mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology and other subjects formed a luxurious lineup of general lecturers, who helped Qi Lelei work hard for a year, but Qi Lelei's grades were still at the same level, and he still didn't pass the cut-off mark for the high school entrance examination.

Qi Lelei was quite happy for not being admitted to No.[-] Middle School. Compared to No.[-] Middle School, he wanted to go to another private high school. All his junior high school friends went to that school, but because his father graduated from No.[-] Middle School, Thinking that he could inherit his father's career, he directly donated a dormitory building to No. [-] Middle School, sending Qi Lelei into No. [-] Middle School.

His father thinks that this new dormitory building can accommodate Qi Lelei in the future and allow Qi Lelei to study in No. [-] Middle School, which is like killing two birds with one stone.

Qi Guanshan was happy, but Qi Lelei was depressed for a long time, but when he knew that Li Jia also came to Fifth Middle School, he rekindled his fighting spirit.

He always thought that Li Jia would go to the attached middle school or the No. [-] middle school. You must know that in the college entrance examination last year, the attached middle school had several Qingbei students, and the top scorer in the college entrance examination was No. [-] middle school. The child was sent in. Unexpectedly, Li Jia finally chose the relatively down-and-out fifth middle school.

Of course, Qi Lelei had to think about the word "down and down", if his father knew that he said that, it would definitely cut his pocket money.

A loud laugh came from the garden, pulling Qi Lelei out of his memory, he could tell that it was his father and his mother who were laughing at themselves and blowing rainbow farts to him.

Qi Lelei held his forehead, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

At this time, the balcony door on the third floor next to his house opened, and Li Jia's figure appeared on the balcony.

He and Li Jia are neighbors, and they live in a two-family townhouse. There is a fence in the middle of the garden on the first floor. He and Li Jia's room is on the third floor, with balconies side by side.

Li Jia rested his hands on the balcony railing, watching the bustle of the Qi family downstairs next door, his eyes were calm and composed, without any emotion.

Qi Lelei could shiver just by looking at Li Jia's cold expression.

Li Jia can always be like this, no matter how noisy the surrounding environment is, he can remain independent from the world, exuding a sense of indifference like the snow peaks of the Himalayas, with the cold wind blowing.

Qi Lelei felt that Li Jia's pretense was too much, but girls nowadays just like him.

Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia, and Li Jia also saw him.

The two looked at each other across the hustle and bustle of a garden.

Compared with the hustle and bustle of Qi's family, Li Jia's house was so quiet that there was no smoke, every floor was dimly lit, only Li Jia's room was lit, and the warm yellow light from the balcony shone on him, making him feel vaguely hazy. beauty.

Although Qi Lelei doesn't like Li Jia, but aside from all prejudices, he has to admit that Li Jia's face is still very attractive, and it is the kind of good-looking that most men and women will agree with.

certainly--

Qi Lelei thought confidently, Li Jia is still a bit worse than him.

Qi's mother's voice came from Qi's garden.

"Leilei is back!" Qi's mother's name is Gao Yue. She is a well-known jewelry designer in China. She was a great beauty when she was young. Although she is the mother of two children now, she has an excellent figure and temperament, gentle and charming. She and the reader Daughters in college go out shopping and are often considered sisters.

"Mom." Qi Lelei withdrew his gaze, grinned at the corners of his mouth, and smiled beamingly at Gao Yue. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he gave Gao Yue a hug, and said coquettishly, "I've been busy at school all day, I'm so hungry."

Gao Yue hugged her son distressedly: "Come on, let mom see, the baby is really hungry and thin."

It's only been a day, and Qi Lelei certainly won't be hungry and thin, but mothers have a filter called "you're thinner again, eat more" when looking at their children.

Qi Lelei was having an open-air barbecue in the garden of Qi's family, and Qi Lelei could smell the aroma from a long distance, and his mouth was drooling.

"Mom, is there anything baked that I can eat directly?"

Seeing her son's greediness, Gao Yue directly snatched the freshly baked chicken wings from Qi Guanshan's hand and handed them to Qi Lelei.

"..." Qi Guanshan coughed lightly, dared not say anything, could only resign himself to his fate and grilled another skewer, and asked, "Why did you come back so late?"

Qi Lelei rolled his eyes guiltily: "School just started today, there are many things to do, I'm helping the teacher."

Qi Guanshan drank alcohol, and the sky was dark, so he didn't notice his son's face was weird, but when he heard Qi Lelei helping the teacher, he was very happy, and said cheerfully: "Okay, that's good, you must listen to the teacher at school .”

Qi Lelei: "Well..."

Qi Guanshan said seriously: "The Fifth Middle School is the alma mater of me and your mother, you must behave well and don't embarrass me and your mother."

"Yeah." Qi Lelei became more and more guilty, he did "behave well" today, and the teachers and students in the school must have been deeply impressed.

"If you let me know that you are making trouble at school and violating school discipline..."

Hearing this, Qi Lelei was almost caught by the chicken wings, and his guilty eyes glanced around, and then to the upstairs next door, Li Jia was still standing there, just like a statue.

Seeing that her son was frightened, Gao Yue gave Qi Guanshan a push: "Okay, what are you talking about? Leilei, don't talk to your dad, eat quickly."

Qi Lelei nodded obediently, at this time his sister Qi Yueshan came over and said with a smile: "How are you and that female classmate?"

Qi Lelei was at a loss: "What female classmate?"

Qi Yueshan helped him recall: "On the day I sent you to the military training, the beautiful female classmate who asked you for WeChat."

Qi Lelei thought about it carefully, and found that he had no impression of this beautiful female classmate, but because he had been following Li Jia for the past few days, it was Li Jia's big face that was rampant in his mind.

Qi Guanshan and Gao Yue are very open-minded. Rather than suppressing and denying their children's ignorant feelings during adolescence, they are more in favor of correct guidance, so such topics, their family can openly say on the table, and now they hear their daughter exploded their son He didn't get angry, instead he looked at Qi Lelei with a smile.

Against the kind gaze of his parents, Qi Lelei coughed lightly: "I have no impression."

He wasn't lying, but he really didn't remember it, because on the day of military training and the start of school, his attention was all on Li Jia, and he really didn't remember if there was any good-looking female classmate.

"Look at this silly boy." Qi Guanshan patted Qi Lelei on the shoulder, "Son, you can't do it. I used to say that the grass in the No. [-] middle school, the flowers in the No. [-] middle school, and the canteen in the attached middle school are amazing."

No. [-] middle school emphasizes science over literature, and the number of boys is greater than that of girls. No. [-] middle school is not only the focus, but also because the art class is famous in city A, and there are many beautiful girls who study art, so when Qi Lelei's parents were studying, this sentence was popular among students That's it.

"I think that when I entered school, I fell in love with your mother at first sight..."

"Xiao Lei, come quickly, the grilled eggplant is almost ready." Qi Yueshan hastily interrupted her father's recollection of the past years, but at this age her father recalled the past endlessly.

"Grilled eggplant! My sister still loves me the most." Qi Lelei flew over, he didn't want to hear his father's love story either.

Seeing that he was rejected by his son and daughter, Qi Guanshan could only go to his wife and cry.

Qi Lelei stood beside Qi Yueshan, watching the sauce made of chili, minced garlic and minced meat spread evenly on the surface of the eggplant. Under the charcoal fire, it made a tempting sound of sizzling. The eggplant skin has changed color, indicating that it is about to be roasted up.

Qi Yueshan touched Qi Lelei's head: "Have you grown taller again?"

"Yes!" Qi Lelei patted his head and compared with his sister.

But although he has grown taller, he is still a little shorter than Li Jia. Thinking of this, the light in his eyes dimmed again, and he used his peripheral vision to peek at Li Jia next door.

Coincidentally, Li Jia was still on the balcony. I don't know if he heard the conversation between him and Qi Yueshan. Li Jia made a gesture by his ear.

Although Li Jia didn't speak, Qi Lelei understood what he meant, wasn't he just joking that he was shorter than him.

Tch, what a stinky fart, I really want to catch this guy and beat him up.

Because Qi Lelei kept looking to the side, Gao Yue followed his gaze and saw Li Jia, she waved in surprise: "Jiajia, so you are at home, just now I saw that the lights in your room were dim, and I thought there was no one in your room, Do you want to eat together?"

Gao Yue is very enthusiastic about Li Jia. To be precise, all the Qi family members are very enthusiastic about Li Jia, only Qi Lelei is different.

Qi Lelei said anxiously: "Mom! He doesn't eat junk food."

It was really interesting for Li Jia to see Qi Lelei's anxious look, and the words he wanted to refuse turned into "OK" when he said it.

Hearing Li Jia's promise, Qi Lelei's whole body went limp, and his undisguised depression fell into Li Jia's eyes, which made Li Jia especially want to laugh.

Because the relationship between the two families is very good, Qi Lelei and Li Jia maintained a superficial politeness in front of their elders.

Li Jia went downstairs and turned over the fence instead of going through the courtyard gate.He was wearing a white casual shirt, and his movements when he climbed the fence were light and elegant, just like the white moonlight piercing the night.

"He climbs the fence gracefully like a prince, you..." Qi Yueshan remembered Qi Lelei's stupid way of climbing the fence when he was a child, and couldn't help laughing, "Like a dog."

"Sister!" Qi Lelei bumped Qi Yueshan's arm dissatisfied.

"Okay, the eggplant is ready, you can eat it quickly." Qi Yueshan smiled, and then she greeted Li Jia again, and chatted with Li Jia with her parents.

Faced with Qi's family's greetings, Li Jia responded gently and politely.

Qi Lelei held the grilled eggplant and gnawed on the grilled corn, looking at Li Jia sourly.

After a while, Li Jia came over, and he applauded Li Jia in a loud voice: "Be envious, my sister baked it, it's delicious."

Qi Lelei thought that Li Jia would be dismissive or expressionless as always, but he didn't expect Li Jia's cold voice to float slowly when he opened his mouth to eat eggplant.

"envious."

"Ah?" Qi Lelei was stunned, he thought he had heard wrong, so he opened his eyes wide and looked at Li Jia carefully.

He didn't know whether it was the night that blurred his eyes, or hunger made people lose their minds, Qi Lelei saw a little loneliness on Li Jia's face, which made him feel a little inexplicably unbearable.

Qi Lelei handed over the plate in a strange manner: "I'll eat it for you, a grilled eggplant, as for you..." As for the envy, do you want to cry?

Li Jia looked at the eggplant handed over, and was a little dazed, Qi Lelei, this idiot, thought he was envious of his grilled eggplant?

After a second, Qi Lelei suddenly woke up, what is he doing?Take the initiative to show love to Li Jia?He must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!

But the plates were all handed out, Qi Lelei was embarrassed to take them back, so he could only twist his face awkwardly, turned around and took a knife to cut open another eggplant, he is not good at housework, even an eggplant can be cut into strange shapes by him, let alone The ugly cross knife when cutting the eggplant heart.

Li Jia: "Thank you."

Li Jia watched Qi Lelei clumsily cut the eggplant, clumsily sprinkled the seasoning, and even choked on a few puffs of smoke while blowing on the charcoal fire.

Qi Lelei covered his nose: "cough cough cough."

Li Jia sighed inaudibly, and picked it up with chopsticks. The soft eggplant mixed with the taste of the sauce spread between his lips and teeth.

He has always thought that Qi Lelei is a little fool, but he can always do some warm things very suddenly, which catches people off guard, just like now, he is willing to take the initiative to share food with himself.

This is also the reason why he has been in contact with Qi Lelei all the time. Otherwise, with Li Jia's personality, if he really planned to ignore Qi Lelei, he would definitely turn a blind eye.

"Where are your grandparents?" Qi Lelei asked while fanning the fire.He didn't ask about Li Jia's parents because he knew that Li Jia's parents were definitely not there. During the ten years that he and Li Jia had been neighbors, he had seen Li Jia's parents only a handful of times.

"My cousin's nephew is full moon, they will live there for a while, to accompany my cousin and nephew."

Of course Li Jia was not envious of Qi Lelei having grilled eggplants just now, he just looked at the lively atmosphere of the Qi family enjoying themselves and the whole family helping Qi Lelei to celebrate, he was a little envious, after being misunderstood by Qi Lelei, he didn't bother to explain.

"Oh." Qi Lelei obviously didn't mean to drink, he brought up this issue, just looking for an excuse to open up the topic, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Although I gave you the eggplant, it doesn't mean that our relationship has eased , I still hate you."

Qi Lelei emphasized: "We are rivals."

"Yeah." Li Jia saw Qi Guanshan holding a roasting fork not far away, and came over angrily, "Your father..."

Qi Lelei followed Li Jia's line of sight, his father's expression was more fierce than Director Zha Xunhai's, it seemed that he was here to teach him a lesson.

Qi Lelei shook his hands, and glanced left and right, his mother and his sister were too far away from him, so he hid behind Li Jia without hesitation, as if he was afraid that Li Jia would go away, he still held onto Li Jia's clothes tightly horn.

Li Jia: "..."

Li Jia felt that Qi Lelei was really a man of God who could bend and stretch, and he escaped behind his deadly enemy.