My Bamboo Horse is so hard to fuck

In September, the sun was shining brightly in City A, and it was so hot that even the air was full of restlessness.

On the playground of No. [-] Middle School, the students stood in the class as a unit, bored. Except for the first-year freshmen who were looking forward to the new school, the second-year and third-year students were all dull-eyed and listless. This is a typical start-to-school syndrome.

After the principal's lengthy opening speech, the host took the lead in applauding. After a few words, he smiled and said, "Now let's invite this year's freshman representative, Li Jia, to come on stage and give a speech."

Sparse applause resounded on the playground. At this time, squatting in the shadow of the teaching building next to it was a boy who was out of touch with most of the team. figure.

Li Jia has a slender figure, with well-proportioned and lean muscles, and his clothes are buttoned to the top button meticulously. Under the sunlight, his clean school uniform is shining white. Because he has just been trained in the military, his skin has a healthy wheat color.

As soon as he appeared, the crowd became restless. After seeing the handsome guy, many girls regained their energy, and the applause that was about to die became more enthusiastic.

You know, when most people become the focus of the crowd, they will feel a little uncomfortable or nervous, but Li Jia obviously did not have this kind of situation. He walked briskly and took the podium unhurriedly. His confidence is calm and outstanding. His appearance won the favor of many people.

"Tch." Qi Lelei squatted in the shadow of the teaching building with disdain on his face, "You look like a dog."

No matter how upset Qi Lelei was, he couldn't stop Li Jia's charm from spreading.

When Li Jia stepped onto the stage, not only the students became excited, but even the teachers next to him looked at the freshman representative lovingly.

The students discussed quietly.

"What a handsome junior, it's a pity that this year is the third year of high school, so I can only watch it for another year."

"He is the top student that many schools are vying for this year, the number one grade among freshmen?"

"That's right, the admissions teachers from the No. [-] Middle School, the Attached Middle School and the Foreign Language Middle School all came to the top ten in the city's senior high school entrance examination, but he still chose our school."

Although the fifth middle school is still an old-fashioned focus, in recent years, the enrollment rate of the heavy-duty middle school has been lower than that of the rising star attached middle school and foreign language middle school.This time, in the first ten miles of the city's senior high school entrance examination, only Li Jia chose the fifth middle school, so it's not surprising that the teachers of the fifth middle school looked at him like they were looking at a baby.

Seeing that everyone's love for Li Jia was beyond words, Qi Lelei couldn't help itching his teeth with hatred.

Originally, before the school started, the school wanted Qi Lelei to speak as a freshman representative. Of course, it was not because of his good grades, but because his father donated a dormitory building to the school.

Qi Lelei said he was unhappy, but he was actually very happy in his heart. He wrote the speech overnight and recited it carefully for three days, promising to give a speech without the script. However, before the start of school, the school suddenly changed his mind. The school wanted to express its respect for Li Jia. Pay attention, arrange for Li Jia to give a speech, and put Li Jia ahead of Qi Lelei.

When the principal informed Qi Lelei of the news, he was still cheerful.

"I heard that you two have known each other since you were young. One of you is a representative of outstanding students, and the other is a representative of students with outstanding contributions. How representative you are."

This made Qi Lelei very angry.

Although he and Li Jia are bamboo horses, they are not the bamboo horses of "Lang riding a bamboo horse, making green plums around the bed", but the "bamboo" of "firecrackers". fry.

He didn't want to take the stage behind Li Jia. Why, even if they followed the order of arrival, he was the one who took the stage in front of Li Jia.So Qi Lelei found an excuse to refuse to speak on stage, anyway, for his father's sake, the school wouldn't do anything to him.

Qi Lelei looked at Li Jia on the stage, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the more he thought about it, the more wronged he became.

He secretly hoped that there would be some problems with Li Jia's speech today. After all, Li Jia was temporarily arranged to go up, and he didn't bring the speech to the stage today. Maybe he forgot the content of the speech while talking. Get stuck, hahaha, that would be a shame.

It's a pity that Qi Lelei waited for a long time, but he didn't hear that Li Jia's speech was stuck. Li Jia not only spoke very fluently, but also his voice was cool and soothing, like a spring breeze, as if it could blow away the restlessness in this sweltering weather and... Girls' hearts.

Qi Lelei looked at the girls in the crowd showing obsessed expressions, he sighed wryly, it seems that Li Jia can't make mistakes to make Li Jia ugly, he can only make troubles by himself, and make Li Jia embarrassed.

He has a great responsibility.

Qi Lelei opened his schoolbag, took out the remote control, and pressed it hard.

The one surnamed Li, I will give you a special start-of-term speech.

"Crackling!" "Bang bang bang!"

The sudden sound of firecrackers startled the teachers who were near the podium, and then there was a lot of smoke around the podium.

The loud sound of firecrackers and smoke coming out of nowhere caused quite a commotion, while Li Jia on the podium stood expressionless, in sharp contrast to the people in the audience.

The others are all GIF pictures, only Li Jia is a JPG picture, looking calm in the face of danger.

Qi Lelei snorted, this guy can really pretend.

Qi Lelei made a face at the people on the podium, then turned around and ran away.

Looking at the chaotic opening ceremony, the principal was so angry that he was about to have a heart attack. Fortunately, the teacher next to him supported him.

The dean in charge of student education stood up first: "Where is the sound of firecrackers coming from?!!"

Someone with sharp eyes spotted a figure running not far away, and hurriedly pointed, "There!"

The dean's eyes were wide open: "Stop! Which class are you in!"

Qi Lelei would stand still to be a ghost. Hearing the dean's roar, he ran even faster, while the students all stretched their necks, laughing and watching the show.

From the moment the firecrackers sounded, Li Jia knew who was causing the trouble. He stood tall and saw far away, and saw the culprit before the teachers. Li Jia narrowed his eyes slightly, and Qi Lelei's running back was like a sand sculpture .

A teacher saw Li Jia standing motionless on the stage, thought he was frightened, and came to comfort him kindly, but Li Jia shook his head, and in turn comforted the teacher a few words, then supported the edge of the podium with one hand, jumped Get off the podium, and walk past the mad principal and the dean who was being scolded by the principal as if nothing had happened.

The principal stroked his heart, and saddenedly asked the dean to find out the troublesome student.

The dean had a few tricks with Qi Lelei during the military training. He had already had doubts when he saw the figure from a distance, but there was no actual evidence, and he couldn't frame people out of thin air. So the dean thought of a simple way, all the classes were called on the spot .

Because the scene was too chaotic, no one noticed that Li Jia did not return to his class team after getting off the podium. Instead, he walked to the grass and found a string of electronic firecrackers. When he picked up the electronic firecrackers, a box popped up next to him. The head of the clown kept spraying sesame-sized glitter.

"Ah!" The woman's soft cry sounded.

Li Jia followed the sound and saw that a female teacher also found out electronic firecrackers and clown heads, but the clown in her place was spraying soap bubbles.

"..." Li Jia threw the electronic firecrackers back into the grass and walked in another direction alone.

On the other side, Qi Lelei hid in the empty classroom for a while, and after making sure that no one was chasing him, he slipped out, preparing to climb out of the school over the wall.

The fence of No. [-] Middle School was very high, and a person could not climb out only by jumping. However, near the experimental building, there was a lot of debris piled up in an open space, which was suitable for climbing over the wall.

Qi Lelei stepped on the sundries, jumped up with both feet, grabbed the top of the wall, and then climbed a few more times. Just as he was firmly grasping, someone grabbed the schoolbag behind him.

Qi Lelei was hanging on the wall, unable to turn his head back, just as he was about to scold someone for meddling in his own business, a faint scent wafted into his nose, combined with the shadow cast on the wall, he quickly guessed who was behind him .

"Li Jia, are you sick? Let me go!"

Li Jia raised his eyebrows in surprise, probably because he didn't expect Qi Lelei to have eyes behind him, so he guessed who he was.

But Li Jia didn't let go because of Qi Lelei's insult, but pulled down, Qi Lelei on the wall lost his balance and fell down.

When Qi Lelei fell down, Li Jia hid in time, only heard a plop, Qi Lelei fell to the grass and fell dizzy.

Before Qi Lelei could react, Li Jia grabbed his schoolbag again and picked it up, including the person and the bag.

Li Jia: "How do you know it's me?"

Qi Lelei clutched his sore buttocks: "I can smell your stench from afar."

Li Jia: "Dog nose."

"Who are you calling a dog? You are a dog, you are a dog's leg."

With a cold face, Li Jia didn't argue with Qi Lelei any more, but pulled his schoolbag and left, as if he was leading a puppy.

"Where are you going to catch me?" Qi Lelei struggled a bit, and found that although Li Jia was thin, he was surprisingly strong, and he couldn't earn it at all.

If armed resistance is not enough, then use other methods.

Qi Lelei yelled: "Didn't I just give you a big gift at the opening ceremony? As for arresting me and complaining to the principal?"

"Calling you a dog's leg, are you really a dog's leg?"

Li Jia walked in front, turning a deaf ear, Qi Lelei even wondered if he was deaf.

"Don't think it's useful to file a complaint. Do you know who paid for the school's new dormitory building? Do you know that my dad is an outstanding alumnus of No. [-] Middle School? Do you know how much he donates to the school every year?"

"Hey, did you hear me?" Seeing that Li Jia ignored him at all, Qi Lelei withdrew his hands and played a trick to escape from the schoolbag.

Li Jia stopped in her tracks, first glanced at the schoolbag in her hand, then raised her eyes, and fixed her gaze on Qi Lelei.

Qi Lelei raised her chin at him happily: Are you stupid, do you think grabbing my schoolbag is useful?

Li Jia's face was not as dazed as Qi Lelei imagined, but rather cold, like an ice sculpture.

"Uh..." Qi Lelei scratched his face. He originally wanted to scare Li Jia, but Li Jia was intimidated. This guy is obviously as old as him, why is his face so cold and his aura so strong?

Qi Lelei was furiously stared at by Li Jia, he straightened his collar, got back into his schoolbag, and continued to assume the posture of being carried by Li Jia.

But even so, Qi Lelei still had to pretend not to admit defeat, pulling on his schoolbag belt, and said: "You let go, it's useless for you to sue, the school won't care about me at all, why don't you let me go?"

"..." Li Jia looked at Qi Lelei in his hand, he had never seen anyone who could perform such a self-inflicted trap.

Shy and cowardly, he was talking about Qi Lelei.

Li Jia let go, he was not afraid of Qi Lelei running away, anyway, Qi Lelei couldn't run him, and he would be caught within a hundred meters.

"After the opening ceremony, all students have to go back to their classes."

Qi Lelei was full of question marks: "So?"

"Have class meetings and do hygiene. You don't have to hold class meetings, but you have to do hygiene." Li Jia pointed to his armband. He is not only a freshman representative, but also today's discipline inspector.

The discipline inspectors of No. 1 Middle School are grouped according to the freshmen's student numbers, and they take turns on duty every week, and the student numbers are sorted according to the grades they entered the school.

"..." For a long time, this guy didn't want to sue, but admitted his death, and insisted that he go back to clean up?Qi Lelei was really speechless.

"Let's go." After Li Jia finished speaking, he walked in front first, and Qi Lelei reluctantly followed behind him.

Qi Lelei was not idle either, he childishly stepped on Li Jia's shadow for a while, and waved his small fist at Li Jia's back for a while, but when he was punching, he suddenly discovered that after a summer vacation and a week of military training, Li Jia seemed to be He has grown a little taller, and now he can only look at the back of Li Jia's neck at the same level.

Qi Lelei raised his hand to compare.

How did he lose again?

Is this guy spending money on growing taller?

How much krypton?He, Qi Lelei, can deal with Krypton!

Losing to Li Jia was a thorn in Qi Lelei's heart.

From childhood to adulthood, Qi Lelei has always been smooth sailing, with a cute and beautiful face, he is always the focus of attention wherever he goes, until he met Li Jia, he tasted the feeling of being defeated like a mountain.

In the community, Li Jia is popular with elders and even cats and dogs; in school, Li Jia has better grades than him and receives more love letters than him; He grew a beard first, and he was born at the same time, just one day earlier than him.

In short, Li Jia crushed him in all directions.

So Qi Lelei was very unconvinced and always wanted to surpass Li Jia in other aspects.

In the face of Qi Lelei's provocation, Li Jia has always acted like I'm too lazy to argue with you, he has a kind of arrogance coming from his bones, and this is what Qi Lelei hates most about him.

Originally in the third year of junior high, Qi Lelei worked hard and finally reached the same height as Li Jia. Unexpectedly, only two months later, this guy secretly grew taller.

Qi Lelei was a little unbelieving, he quickened his pace, leaned forward with his head poked, and gestured furtively behind Li Jia.

Unexpectedly, Li Jia stopped suddenly and turned around.

Qi Lelei bumped into Li Jia unexpectedly, his forehead turned red, he covered his forehead, and gave Li Jia a white look.

This Li Jia really clashed with him, first hitting his butt, and now hitting his forehead.

Qi Lelei complained: "You can't walk well, why did you stop suddenly?"

It was this bump that made him sure that he was indeed shorter than Li Jia. Qi Lelei's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye, but after being depressed for a second, he was glad that he was a little shorter than Li Jia. Otherwise, I was afraid that I would kiss on the mouth just now.

Thinking of this, Qi Lelei shivered.

Li Jia lowered his eyelashes, just in time to see Qi Lelei's red forehead, his curly long eyelashes trembling slightly, and there was a trace of chagrin in his dark eyes, but also a trace of innocence. After a while, he didn't know what he thought, His eyes lit up again.

Li Jia touched his chin, he was not much better after being bumped so suddenly, but he didn't show his emotions, so he just pursed his lips and said coldly: "You are asking for blessings."

Qi Lelei had question marks all over his head, and the person in front of him stepped aside. He glanced forward inexplicably, and saw not far away, the teaching director with his hands behind his back, staring at him covetously.

Qi Lelei: "..."

"Qi, Le, Lei." The dean gritted his teeth, looking as if he wanted to make people cramp.

Qi Lelei turned his head and ran, Li Jia was very close to him, but he turned around too fast, didn't grasp the distance, and bumped into Li Jia.

Li Jia's body was as strong as a concrete pillar, and he directly bounced Qi Lelei back, falling into the clutches of the teaching director.

Qi Lelei gave Li Jia a hard look: Are you standing there as a goalkeeper?

Li Jia shrugged innocently: Who knew you would bump into me.

Seeing that Qi Lelei was staring at Li Jia with resentment, the dean patted him on the head: "You brat, you are so brave, you dare to threaten a good classmate in front of me!"

Qi Lelei: "..." Where did he threaten?And is the dean blind?Didn't see Li Jia staring at him unscrupulously, so why blame him?

Qi Lelei felt that he was really a dumb eater of Coptis chinensis, he couldn't tell what he was suffering.