Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

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Wang Xiao sat up straight suddenly, his knee collided with the table and made a loud noise.

"Man, man, man, god! Post! Post on Weibo!!!"

"Me! I'm so dead!!!!"

"Wang Xiao! Why are you yelling!"

Teacher Li on the podium knocked on the table twice, the flesh on his face trembled.

"Who are you god, hand in your phone!"

"You're not too young, you have a lot of thoughts, go back and stand!"

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Wang Xiao, a student in Class [-], Grade [-], No. [-] Middle School, Z City.

Songmian, an internet singer, has 200 million followers.

——Wang Xiao's male god.

3.

Wang Xiao once used songs sung by Song Mian to make mobile phone ringtones for three years, but he didn't know who Song Mian was.

Later, he found Song Mian's name by chance, and tried to listen to a few songs, but he lost his soul.

This man's voice is too seductive!

unstoppable.

4.

Next to him, Xu Chao elbowed him.

Wang Xiao stopped being in a daze, tilted his head and asked with his eyes.

Seeing him in a daze, Xu Chao knew something was wrong, and quickly pointed to the podium furtively.

As soon as Wang Xiao raised his head, he happened to make eye contact with Mr. Li.

The teacher was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke, he slapped the desk.

"Wang Xiao! You are in a daze! You still have the mind to be in a daze! You will be in the third year of high school in a blink of an eye! Have you counted in your mind!"

Wang Xiao lowered his head and stuck out his tongue, and quickly admitted his mistake to the teacher.

"Why are you sorry to me? You have to see if you are sorry for yourself! Don't think that you can go to college with good grades. If you continue like this, I will tell you!"

5.

After class, Xu Chao and Wang Xiao leaned their heads together and whispered.

Talk about why Old Li has become more and more irritable recently.

Wang Xiao said that it seems that the old Li's son came out of the closet recently.

But Old Li wants to respect his son, but also feels it's a pity, so he gets angry with himself.

Xu Chao giggled, and said that I am not afraid, my parents already knew about my sexual orientation.

6.

Xu Chao is Wang Xiao's deskmate, and the two played together since childhood.

Like Wang Xiao, he is a music student, and he also has to take the G major.

It's just that Wang Xiao is for the male god of G City, and Xu Chao is for the... man in G University.

G University is a well-known gay home.

City G... is the same.

7.

Seeing the two of them whispering together, Old Li became irritable again.

"What are the two boys doing together? Let me separate! What's the matter? Can you mess around if you have good academic performance? Can you guarantee to go to college?"

8.

Then both Wang Xiao and Xu Chao were admitted to G University.

The two of them are more than 100 points higher than the score line, and they are proper academic masters.

9.

After the military training, Wang Xiao went out to find a job and met Zhou Qing by the way.

All day long, he followed other people's buttocks and yelled "Brother Zhou".

It didn't take long to add a sister-in-law to myself.

10.

Later, when Zhou Qing moved into Jiang Yi's house, Wang Xiao once again felt that life was boring.

But think about it!

I deliver food by myself!

What if it will be sent to the male god's house someday!

just in case!

You see, Zhou Qing delivers food directly to bed!

Maybe myself too!

11.

Wang Xiao thought about it and felt that he couldn't do it.

Because he is not as shameless as Zhou Qing.

12.

Wang Xiao's Weibo id is Songmian's Xiaohanshan.

Although he looks like a fan at first glance, but he himself has [-] to [-] fans.

Great food blogger.

The food blogger with a nice voice is even more powerful.

The lovely food blogger with a nice and long voice is so bad.

His small group of fans yelled non-stop under his Weibo all day long.

Cute kind of yelling.

"Han Shanshan, update the video soon!"

"Mrs. Han Shan! Read this to us, please!!"

"Ahhhhhhhh Han Shan is so cute! Please take a selfie!!!"

“Want to see Han Shanshan make this dish [picture] [cute]”

"Xiaohanshan, you missed Songmian's Gengbo hahahahahaha!!! [Candle]"

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Wang Xiao hopes that bloggers with fans all over the world will be as responsive as he is.

Wang Xiao was very tired.

He had never seen Songmian post a photo!

Just keep hypnotizing yourself.

So much so that even if Song Mian was a fat man weighing five hundred catties, he would still think he was handsome.

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All Wang Xiao's fans know that he is Songmian's little fan.

So I followed suit and changed it according to the format of his id.

Mrs. Hanshan's little rabbit, Mrs. Hanshan's small wall, Mrs. Hanshan's small spatula, Mrs. Hanshan's calf hair.

In short, the style of painting is getting more and more wrong.

One of the IDs that impressed Wang Xiao the most was "Mrs. Han Shan's Little Sparrow".

The name is normal, but it really looks like a sparrow.

It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's too enthusiastic!

Send a selfie, sparrow leave a message below:

"Ahh, Xiao Hanshan's face is white and tender, so I want to pinch it! I really want to! I want to!"

Send a cooking video, Sparrow:

"Xiaohanshan's hands look delicious! Oh no, Xiaohanshan's cooking looks really good! No, just forget it and you understand."

Sometimes I send out a recording of reading a poem, Sparrow:

"Xiaohanshan's voice is nice, and Xiaohanshan's Gongziyin and Zhengtaiyin are both nice, I think!"

Just look like an idiot.

15.

Songmian hasn't posted a new song for a long time, even Weibo hasn't been updated for a long time.

Although Wang Xiao knows that his male god often disappears, he can't get used to it.

After thinking about it, he felt that his wife Song Mian must be a very good person in reality.

So happy again.

Mrs. Songmian is not only his male god, but also his goal and motivation.

Although it is always unrealistic to say so, a dream that has not been realized is a dream.

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During the time Songmian disappeared, Wang Xiao gradually became busy.

study, work.

Weibo updates are no longer so frequent, but they still maintain a certain frequency.

Perhaps because he doesn't post frequently on Weibo, the idiot Sparrow's reply is not so fast.

But always come back.

Sometimes Wang Xiao looks quite warm.

Everyone has dreams, how wonderful.

17.

Zhou Qing asked Wang Xiao to bring him lunch.

Wang Xiao knew it as soon as he heard his voice.

That's what it is during the day, it's really that.

After making complaints about it, I still gave it away.

When I came back downstairs, I met a handsome guy with tall legs and long legs. He was white and clean, and his eyes seemed to be seductive.

Wang Xiao involuntarily stared at him a few more times.

The handsome guy seemed to have noticed him too. He frowned and looked at Wang Xiao for a while, then suddenly his eyes lit up, and he beckoned Wang Xiao to come over with one corner of his mouth curled up.

Wang Xiao walked over in a daze and asked him what was the matter.

The handsome guy said, "Hello, can you take a photo for me?"

Wang Xiao: "Okay!"

Who doesn't like to take pictures of handsome guys.

Wang Xiao then took the handsome guy's phone, but after pressing it a few times, he didn't turn it on.

The handsome guy suddenly slapped his thigh: "Ah, sorry, my phone is out of battery!"

Wang Xiao struggled for a while: "Otherwise, I'll take mine for you?"

"Okay."

So he took two steps back and brought half of the handsome guy into the viewfinder.

The autumn wind is blowing, the sky is blue, and the ginkgo leaves that have fallen behind cover the ground golden.

Wang Xiao couldn't help sighing, as expected, the beauty matched the beauty.

After the filming, the handsome guy took the initiative to tell Wang Xiao his WeChat, and then bowed to express a series of thanks.

Wang Xiao was still in a trance after walking a long distance from the community.

It always feels like just now?

quilt.

strike up a conversation.

After returning home, the WeChat friend application was approved, and the other party took the initiative to send a message.

[Lin He. ]

This is probably his name?

Wang Xiao thinks what the hell, the handsome guy really has an unusual name!

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Long time no see, I'm back (picture)]

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As soon as Wang Xiao got home, a notification popped up on his phone.

Wang Xiao is crazy!Fuck the special level is finally alive!

Mrs. Songmian's Xiao Hanshan: First! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Mrs. Songmian's Xiao Hanshan: Damn it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! !

Mrs. Songmian's Xiao Hanshan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Wait a moment?

Mrs. Songmian's Xiao Hanshan: What the fuck?

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Question: If a handsome guy on the side of the road asks you to take a photo for him, sends it to him on WeChat, and later finds out that your 200 million-follower male god posted this photo on Weibo, what would you do?

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Answer: Come on, my urine is yellow, let me wake him up!