Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

I graduated from high school and just turned eighteen.

Played at home for half the summer vacation, and waited for the admission notice from G University.

I passed the exam!

2.

Classmate Wang Xiao:

You have been admitted as a 2016 student majoring in broadcasting and hosting at G University.

Ah, it's really cool.

3.

In September, I dragged my luggage to the new city.

Speaking of which, why do I want to take the entrance examination for G University, because my male god is in G City!

I'm really excited, woo woo woo woo, I'm getting closer to the male god.

4.

I had a job delivering food.

The son of the boss's family is actually in our school, really.

skillful.

It's Zhou Qing, calling him son is considered an advantage for him.

Brother Zhou said that since I am his junior, he will take care of me more, and I will be very happy. I, Wang Xiao, have also become a relationship household once in my life!

5.

So apart from the occasional early morning orders during the days when I was not in class, this job did not affect my studies.

Brother Zhou still takes good care of me.

6.

On the surface, Brother Zhou doesn't seem easy to provoke, but in fact he is really nice.

I see Zhou Ge's friends are all friends, not as handsome as Zhou Ge, but has more partners than Zhou Ge, I am not convinced.

Brother Zhou, who is handsome and not scumbag, is obviously very popular, so why hasn't he found a date yet!

That's right, it's "not yet", Brother Zhou's first love has not been handed over.

Don't look at him clubbing with his brother all day long, in fact, he doesn't touch anyone.

7.

I didn't want to dedicate myself!

I have a male god, okay!

8.

Recently, there is a handsome guy in a high-end community who often orders takeout. I see him living alone, and I feel that he is a good match for Brother Zhou in appearance.

I don't know how to look at the face, I mean, the appearance is very good.

And very polite.

9.

But then he didn't order takeaway for a while, so I figured out how to let Brother Zhou meet this handsome guy.

10.

I asked the relevant householder of the property in the high-end community, Song Xi, the younger brother of the developer's daughter-in-law.

Song Xi looks so cute.

He smiled, showing two small canine teeth: "20 yuan."

Twenty is twenty!I risked everything for Brother Zhou's happiness!

11.

Song Xi said that the handsome guy is on a business trip, but don't think about stealing, the community security is very ruthless.

I said, oh.

12.

Two days later, at two o'clock in the morning, I received another order from that handsome guy!

And as luck would have it, Brother Zhou happened to be at a nearby bar.

I ran to squat him at the door of the bar, usually he should come out at this time.

Sure enough, within 5 minutes, Brother Zhou came out staggeringly, and I rushed over and said brother, I have diarrhea, you can give me this order!

Brother Zhou: "I don't!"

I gritted my teeth: "50 yuan!"

Brother Zhou took the order and left.

I really can't figure it out, it's not that I want to fall in love, why should I spend money.

13.

Fuck me, I really think my eyes are vicious, so Brother Zhou asked me to give him all the orders from that handsome guy the next day.

I am very happy!

I won't have to deliver food in the early morning anymore!

He was the only one who ordered food in the early morning!

14.

Brother Zhou said with dark circles under his eyes that I will have a sister-in-law in the future.

I think it's ok.

I've been looking forward to it for a long time, I want to have a sister-in-law too!

15.

Then I really have a sister-in-law!

I think Brother Zhou is too amazing, he captured that handsome guy in less than three months!

Brother Zhou took his sister-in-law out to play that day, and I was so excited that I called out to my sister-in-law!

Then I got Zhou Ge's approving eyes and sister-in-law's very complicated eyes.

I think Brother Zhou will come to praise me tomorrow!

16.

As a result, brother Zhou came to beat me up the next day.

Maybe it's because I'm too young.

17.

Brother Zhou complained to me these days that dating is boring.

I was shocked!

What's the matter? It's boring. What's the matter with the sister-in-law or what's the matter with you? Brother, you talk, talk quickly, you two were fine before, why suddenly it's boring! ! ! !

My brother said that life is not harmonious.

I:?

I'm still a kid?

But I dutifully fulfilled one, the duties of a matchmaker.

I asked him, yes, you are too that, so you don’t go in, or, is he too?

My brother pushed me into the plate of fruit salad on the table and told me to clean my mind before talking to him.

18.

It's my sister-in-law who won't let him touch it.

I think I can understand my sister-in-law doing this. After all, my brother is younger than him. If I want to fall in love with someone younger than me, I will also feel responsible and guilty!

19.

I heard that my sister-in-law promised my brother to let him touch it after he graduated from college.

I'm so happy for my brother, he's graduating this year.

And I'm still a freshman kid.

20.

But when will I meet my male god...