Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

Zhou Qing is too much.

He can't tell the difference between condensed milk and cream?

2.

I opened the door for him to wear underwear for the first time, what do you mean without wearing underneath?

I was hungry in the middle of the night and called for supper. I can't dress comfortably, so I have to greet you in formal attire?

3.

Later, because of this first impression, the little bastard became very obsessed with his boyfriend's shirt play.

Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't wear so little takeaway.

Grass...you can take it easy.

4.

I saw the Wang Xiao that the little bastard often talked about, he was younger than the little bastard, why did their company still employ child labor.

Wang Xiao called her sister-in-law as soon as they met. I didn't know whether to knock him on the head or praise him for being polite.

But I turned around and beat the little bastard up.

Relieve.

5.

Little bastard wants me to call him brother?

Don't even think about it, the old and the young have a good idea.

6.

"Please, please..."

"No...well, brother, brother!"

7.

Zhou Qing, I really misread him at first.

Who thought he was as spotless and clean as a piece of toilet paper at first.

I should have thought of that from the first time I saw him licking condensed milk!

He's not a piece of clean toilet paper at all!

he!

He is the kind of other people who are in a ball!

8.

It's hard to say, really hard to say.

Why did I fall in love with such a thing.

And took it home.

9.

The little bastard moved in with me for a few days after graduating from college.

After staying for a few days, I went abroad for further study.

That's great, once he leaves, I'll be a young, fresh and ascetic boy again.

10.

How did Song Yao fall in love with Gao Chiqiu? He looks so fierce.

After thinking about it, the little bastard is still excellent, good-looking, and good at acting like a baby.

11.

The little bastard has stopped sending me videos at night, at most it is voice chat.

He said that he has been too busy with his studies recently and couldn't finish his homework at night.

Of course I can't delay his studies.

I thought so too when he was in college.

12.

It's just that I've been thinking about him a little bit lately.

Just a little bit.

I don't want to be an abstinent beauty anymore.

13.

The little bastard came back for Christmas and didn't tell me in advance.

I ordered a takeaway, but as soon as the door opened, someone squeezed in with a bag and kissed me, I almost called the police.

little bastard.

14.

He seems to like to call me little brother, and lowered his voice "little brother" while panting.

Really can't stand it.

15.

I don't have premature ejaculation!

16.

"Little brother, are you comfortable, huh?"

"Are you going to hit here?"

17.

This kid, the talk has become more and more slippery recently.

18.

Finally, when the little bastard came back, I felt that I couldn't call him a little bastard anymore.

A lot more mature, a lot more handsome.

The name Zhou Qing seemed to be shining.

Among the bustling crowd at the airport, he walked towards me with long legs.

19.

When he got home, he beckoned me over and said he had brought me a gift.

I'm really happy, he always brings me various surprises every time he comes back.

As a result, as soon as the box was opened, I.

I almost stuffed that bastard Zhou Qing into the box.

20.

Little bastards are little bastards, full of yellow crap.