Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

I may be dreaming.

Lin He is not what I imagined a male god at all.

In other words, I didn't dare to imagine Songmian like this at all.

He is really good looking.

2.

I don't know if Lin He himself knows that he is my male god.

Anyway, I didn't dare to speak when he came to chat with me these two days.

I.I'm so excited.

That's right, I don't allow myself to make an exclamation point.

3.

And yes, he asked me to chat.

He looks for me.

It was he who asked me to chat! ! ! ! !He is looking for me! ! ! ! !

I!I'm going to cry! !

He will say good morning and good night to me, and send me a voice message!

Will!Sing to me occasionally! !

Every time he sends me voice and sings, I have to lean upright on the sofa, hold my heart in one hand and hold my phone in the other, smiling like an idiot.

It feels like a heart attack!

4.

That day, I left a message under the Weibo of Songmian's explosive photo, which did not cause any splashes.

Songmian slapped her face but couldn't hide her handsomeness at all.

If you comment on the trough of water below, my trough will be submerged in the crowd.

5.

I really want to meet Songmian!

But Lin He never told me that he is Songmian!

I don't have this opportunity!

So if I rashly tell him that I am his fan, his favorability towards me may drop crazily...

6.

But as expected, Lin He is a very good person as I thought.

Really super good.

Sunny and gentle, it is simply the face of first love.

Ah yes, he is my first love.

7.

That day I complained on Weibo, saying that I seemed to see Song Mian, but I didn't know how to recognize him.

After 2 minutes, everyone who commented will start to scream at me.

I am wronged too!I am not dreaming!I am awake!

Then I saw that friend whose id was Mrs. Han Shan's Little Sparrow replied to me.

"Climb the bed in the middle of the night! Seduce him with beauty!"

I was really about to cry, so I replied to him.

"Mrs. Songmian is much more beautiful than me! He seduced me almost!"

The sparrow sent a bunch of dog heads, saying let me lure Lin He to lure me.

What does it mean to lure Lin He to lure me.

I turned my head for a while and got it.

It's like playing hard to get.

8.

Playing hard to get is impossible, not even in this lifetime.

Don't say that I know Songmian is Lin He.

Even if I don't know that Song Mian is Lin He, if Song Mian waved at me, I would take all my wealth and go to him without any doubt.

But I know Songmian is Lin He.

This is different.

Now Lin He beckoned to me, I packed up all my belongings before taking a shower, and bought condoms and KY from the convenience store downstairs.

9.

As soon as I knocked on the door of Brother Zhou's house, Brother Zhou opened the opposite door.

Lin He leaned on the door frame and waved at me.

What's the matter? He lives opposite Brother Zhou?

I take back what I just said, I am still very reserved, even if he waved at me, I can't give in.

Then he smiled at me: "Come here."

I obediently passed by.

No way, really no way!I really like him!

This matter is beyond the control of reason!

So I swallowed and asked him:

"Brother Lin, what's the matter?"

He is so close to me!

Once I accept the setting that he and Songmian are the same person, what should I do the more I look at him, the more handsome he becomes!

I really want to kiss him!

10.

Lin He told me not to call him brother.

Health score.

I asked what is your name.

Lin He was silent for a while, feeling as if he had rejected a bunch of plans.

Finally he said to me: "Then you should call me Lin He."

"Alright, Lin He...brother."

I can't call male □□ directly! ! ! ! !

My heart is surging! ! ! ! !

I put all my energy into it!keep Calm!

11.

Lin He said that Brother Zhou and his sister-in-law are out, and I can wait at his house.

I can't say no, no, it's not good.

Then went into the house.

Lin He followed me and said there was nothing wrong with it, after all, they were all such familiar netizens.

Ok.

That's ripe.

12.

Lin He threw a can of yogurt to me and sat down beside me.

To be honest I was really nervous.

But excited.

I didn't take a shower when I went out.

No, it's nothing else, I'm afraid I smell like a male god.

13.

Lin He was playing with his mobile phone with a serious expression. I think he might be explaining his work.

14.

Then my phone rang.

15.

You have a new notification

【Weibo

Pay special attention to sleep

New song, long wait! [Web links]】

16.

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

What the hell!

I suddenly became overwhelmed.

Lin He on the opposite side looked up at me and asked me what was wrong.

Me: "It's okay."

But I really want to hear it!

Ahhhhhhhh I really want to hear it! ! ! ! !

17.

Luckily I carry headphones with me.

Plan pass!

18.

I was staring at the lyrics and listening vigorously when Lin He patted me next to me.

I looked up and saw him staring at my phone screen.

"you……?"

I subconsciously buckled the phone and stuttered.

"I, I, I, I, I didn't!"

Lin He smiled: "You have nothing, nothing."

Then reached out and rubbed my head.

"I was discovered by you, I am Songmian."

I was immersed in the dizzy feeling of being touched on the head by a male god and couldn't extricate myself.

Lin He said: "Do you like me?"

I froze for a moment, then nodded frantically.

Lin He began to shake his head: "You don't really like me!"

I:? ? ?

"You don't even know my Weibo account!"

I lost my temper and asked him, "Then what is your Weibo account?"

He turned the phone over and showed me an ID.

[Mrs. Han Shan's Little Sparrow]

???????

what……

I...fuck...ah! ! ! ! !

Public execution! ! ! ! ! ! !

19.

I was still choking, and Lin He said again that he wanted to change his ID.

I want to see what the fuck you are going to do with this showman! ! !

He turned the phone over: [Xiaohanshan's house sparrow]

I almost passed out.

Songmian turned my face, which was so startled that I was about to roll my eyes, to his direction, and said something that brings tears to my eyes when I think about it till now.

20.

I am Songmian of 200 million people, but I only want to be Lin He of you alone, do you think it is okay?