Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

return?Still barely bent?

Just give him face!

How could there be someone as sick as Su Yisheng in my life!

2.

I didn't care about his mental retardation, I put my long sideburn hair behind my ears in a very small and fresh way, and answered him with a magnanimous demeanor:

"No thanks, I'm straight."

"Wait a moment!"

I looked at him again and asked what he was doing.

Su Yisheng on the opposite side didn't speak for a long time, his face was blushing but he still couldn't hold back, and spit out:

"You just got your hair back, you're seducing me, that's a *hint."

?

My eyelids twitched.

Come on, Su Yisheng, tell me clearly, what is the word * in that sentence you just said?

If you dare to say it out, I will make you go mad immediately.

3.

Su Yisheng: "Sex."

I:?

Just as I was about to let go of the dog leash, I heard Su Yisheng continue: "Fortunately, I am a gentleman, otherwise someone else..."

I hastily grabbed the dog leash again.

Although I was very angry when he said a word just now, I seem to be even more angry after he said the whole sentence.

I don't know if I'm sick or Su Yisheng is sick, maybe both of us are sick.

Su Yisheng should go see a doctor, otherwise Su Yisheng might not be able to be a doctor soon.

4.

No, I think I'm really sick.

It's all Su Yisheng's fault, this kind of thing is indeed contagious.

I shook my head, led the dog and walked around him directly.

Su Yisheng called me from behind again, asking me what I was dissatisfied with, and why he aroused his interest but let it go.

5.

Su Yisheng, really, this person is finished.

The irritable Xiao Wang predicted online that Su Yisheng would never, ever find a girlfriend.

Let me guess what books he's been reading.

I used to think that he was reading so intently, maybe it was a medical professional book.

But now that I think about it, it is probably a book like The Domineering Wife Falls in Love with Me or The Domineering Wife's Millionaire CEO.

It's the other way around.

Forget it, I was too angry.

I ignored him and left.

6.

This time Su Yisheng didn't call me, and let me go obediently.

In an instant, the sky is clear, the weather is clear, and the wind is smooth.

It would be a beautiful world without Su Yisheng.

7.

After walking the dog and sending it back to my brother, I got a call when I turned around.

I, Song Xiaowang, the busiest person in the whole neighborhood.

Looking at the phone, it was Zhou Qing calling.

The old man who delivered the food to the bed.

8.

I picked up the phone: "Crooked, Brother Zhou?"

Zhou Qing called Xiao Wang over there, stopped again, and called out doubtfully after two seconds: "Song Xi?"

I said yes it was me.

Zhou Qing muttered a few words, saying that he had made a mistake and that he planned to call Wang Xiao.

Oh, the remarks of both of us are the same in Zhou Qing.

Zhou Qing said forget it, call me if you call me, and said that Gu Jian's cousin is coming to play, he doesn't have time, let me pick it up.

No, what does Gu Jian's cousin have to do with you?

Zhou Qing said that Gu Jian originally planned to throw his cousin to Lin He and Wang Xiao upstairs, but when the two of them went out to play, Wang Xiao directly threw the cousin to Zhou Qing who was opposite him.

Anyway, anyway, everyone's sexuality is in conflict, and there will be no sparks at all.

I said yes, I am the most hospitable person.

9.

No, my sexuality does not conflict!

Thinking about that time when Gu Jian chopped up the scumbag, his back felt cold, okay?

10.

But I was still idle, thinking while driving to the airport.

Miss Gu Xuan is two years older than me, but she is still like a little sister, running over with a big bag on her back, she is so cute.

But his brother is a man who can cut whatever he wants, and he dare not provoke him.

I put my little sister's luggage into the trunk and drove back to the community all the way.

11.

Later, I took my little sister to play in G City for a few days.

When we came back from the amusement park, my young lady and I walked into the community very happily, and ran into Su Yisheng head-on.

Su Yisheng saw me, was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head to look at the young lady beside him, and said fuck.

Me: emmmmm is this Su Yisheng?Su Yisheng swearing?

Su Yisheng continued: "It's not a good thing to rashly decide on a relationship, don't force yourself."

ok.

I'm too lazy to argue with him.

12.

After sending Miss Sister away, Su Yisheng came to look for me again.

13.

That day I was sitting at home watching a movie and eating potato chips, and when I heard someone knocking on the door, I opened it in my pajamas.

I thought it was the little beauty who came to bring me Mala Tang, but when the door opened, Su Yisheng.

14.

Su Yisheng stared at me for a few seconds, and I followed his gaze, oh, the collar is too big, almost crooked to the shoulder.

I quickly pulled up the collar, straightened my expression and said, "I'm not the one who seduced you this time."

Su Yisheng lowered his head and coughed, and murmured: "No...won't you let me go in and have a sit?"

I leaned against the door: "Then you're going to say I seduced you again."

Su Yisheng pushed down his glasses, frowned and held back for a long time: "Before... I was not good before... Well, I shouldn't, I shouldn't say that about you..."

I snorted very coldly and walked into the house.

15.

It was the first time I saw Su Yisheng with such a cramped expression. He sat on the single sofa in an obedient posture very strangely, rubbing the corners of his clothes with his fingers, and stared down at the boiled water in front of him.

Just live and die without looking up at me.

16.

He murmured for a long time, and finally said, "Well, that girl from before is yours...it's yours..."

I froze for a moment before realizing what he said, and looked at him inexplicably.

"no."

17.

Su Yisheng didn't know where the aggrieved tone came out: "I haven't said who it is, you just say no."

?

I said no, it was Gu Jian's cousin, Gu Jian asked Lin He to take care of her, Lin He asked Xiaohanshan to take care of her, Xiaohanshan pushed it to Zhou Qing, and Zhou Qing finally handed it over to me.

If you have to say who is mine, then it can only be said to be the cousin of the residents in my community?

18.

After hearing this, Su Yisheng immediately relaxed, took a sip of water, and leaned on the back of the sofa.

I looked puzzled and asked him what happened.

He became nervous again, gulped down the glass of water, and the glass made a frightening sound when it hit the table.

19.

He finished drinking the water and wiped his mouth like dying.

"I used to pretend!"

Me: "What is it, what is it pretending to be."

As soon as I interjected, he lost his temper again.

"I...I'm a straight man, but I'm not a straight man...Before, you said you seduced me because...it was because..." He paused.The hand holding the table was so hard that the veins bulged, and the voice trembled when he spoke again, "It's because... the day you were drunk... I, I had a reaction..."

……

20.

Okay, I get it, but it's none of my business, I didn't react.