Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

I am Song Xiaowang.

No, I'm Songxi.

No, it's Song Xi.

I'm going to be mad.

I think there is something wrong with Su Yisheng, he really is wrong! ! !

2.

To be honest, at first I wanted to play with his straight man with good intentions and good intentions. If you say you don’t want to play with me, you can just say, okay, I will play by myself.

But now you say I seduced you!

This is too much, I respect him as a doctor and older than me, and respect him as a big brother.

Although I never called him that.

How can I seduce my big brother?

Is this reasonable?ah?

So a straight man doesn't feel that he is a little too much?

3.

Ah yes, I understand that he is preconceived, thinking that I am a sister because I mix with gay people.

I feel like I'm approaching him because I have some weird ideas.

Big brother don't you think your mind is a bit dirty!

I swear on my canine teeth I don't think that way about him!

No!

4.

If he had a conscience, he dropped a bag on my head and stayed at my house waiting for me to wake up.

I put my hips on my hips and said, get out quickly and don't block my eyes here.

Su Yisheng walked out of my house very simply holding his book.

Before closing the door, he said something very serious, let me not have any thoughts about him, it is impossible for us to be together?

I am special.

Su Yisheng, do you believe that I will make you unemployed tomorrow?

Su Yisheng said Thaks believed him, but he still wanted to warn me not to have any thoughts about him.

I slammed the door.

What an idiot.

5.

I'm sorry everyone, I'm the cranky little king today.

I'm old, I'm an adult, I can swear.

I'm going to scold this narcissist today!

[Press the swear button]

6.

Since this Mr. Su Yisheng has such an idea, then I simply don't want to bother him.

People think you are gay and homophobic, why should I post it?

I might as well discuss lipstick and nail polish with my little sister, it will be easier to chase girls in the future.

7.

I complained in the gay group full of resentment. Everyone was very loyal and said that they would never go to the community clinic to see a doctor again.

I thought about it and felt wrong.

I still need to see the disease, this is not a joke.

My brother-in-law said the first words in the two years since joining the group.

"Tomorrow he will disappear from this community."

?

I think this is too much, hurry up and save my brother-in-law from making trouble.

Then my brother sent a bunch of hahaha.

Oh, you're playing with me again.

It doesn't matter, he is my brother, I pet, I pet.

I'm not angry.

8.

Su Yisheng definitely doesn't know what important things I helped him recover. I guess if I didn't restore it just now, I really wouldn't be able to see him the next day.

After all, my brother-in-law is the most domineering president in this group, nothing else counts.

But Su Yisheng, a little bitch, will never know how to appreciate me. If he finds out about this, his only reaction will be:

"Don't try to please me, it's impossible for us."

Heh, stinky straight man.

9.

Oh no, why did I scold myself?

Forget it, if all straight men are as stupid as Su Yisheng, then I, Song Xiaowang, would rather leave the straight men's team, and happily put on hot pants and make up to become a girl and run to join the ranks of little sisters.

10.

I made up my mind to stay away from Su Yisheng, so I didn't look for him for a week.

Let's just talk about this person, sometimes it's really nothing to do.

I was very happy that day, and took Xiao Hanshan to the barbecue restaurant to chat with the little beauty.

The little beauty is the owner of the barbecue shop, Xu Yan, the little beauty.

Not long after the three of us sat down, we saw a black face pasted on the door.

I don't mean dark skinned.

11.

I don't know what's wrong with Su Yisheng.

He came over aggressively and dragged me to the bathroom.

I don't understand what can't be said in front of others, and I have to go to the bathroom.

12.

After Su Yisheng threw me through the door, he straightened his collar very gracefully, and his expression was serious when he spoke.

He said: "Little Song Xi, the way of playing hard to get is useless to me. I advise you to die as soon as possible."

13.

Well, I really can't say this in front of outsiders, it's too crazy.

I explained to Su Yisheng for the [-]th time, I said you are sick, I am a straight man, but if you think about things like this, you are crooked, right?

Su Yisheng imitated my brother-in-law, and he gave a very cold "heh" and called me nonsense.

Me: Hehe.

14.

I don't plan to talk to Su Yisheng at all.

What did I explain to him? There is no explanation. How did I think he was upright and nice?

I'm afraid it's not "straight men who are straight" and "people happen to be sick"?

No, this is a masculine and human disease.

I'm really mad.

15.

I kicked him out of the grill and planned to release Garfield and rhubarb to bite him.

Later, Xu Yan pulled me with a complicated expression, saying don't be impulsive, Garfield and Rhubarb are going to get vaccinated.

Oh.

Row.

Su Yisheng, counting your luck today, if you come here one day earlier, there is a risk of becoming a mad dog.

If you don't become a mad dog, I will become a mad dog. Anyway, someone between us must become a mad dog.

16.

Another half month passed, and during this half month I ate and drank without Su Yisheng.

Had a very nourishing time.

After all, the neurosis that must be lacking in life is already missing, so there is nothing more to be dissatisfied with.

Have.

love.

17.

My brother urged me to fall in love.

I don't want to talk about it.

My brother thinks I can't be the only single person in the gay community.

I said yes, after all, I am the group leader.

My brother launched a group vote, and everyone agreed to let me fall in love.

All right, but they don't have much to do. After all, I'm a straight man, and they don't have many single girls they know to introduce me to.

18.

My brother is looking for contacts everywhere to find a partner for me. I don't know how Su Yisheng heard the news.

That day I helped my brother-in-law out for a walk with Garfield, followed by Rhubarb.

As soon as I looked up, I saw Su Yisheng rolling a book in his hands in an extremely literary manner, leaning against the door of his clinic to read.

It's really quiet time - if he is not a straight guy.

I didn't intend to pay attention to him, so I led the two dogs and walked forward without looking sideways.

Seeing that I didn't look at him, Su Yisheng hurriedly took a coquettish step forward, and stopped in front of me with a calm face, as if it wasn't him who was posing just now.

I threw the dog forward.

What's the matter?Want to become rabies again after a month?

19.

Su Yisheng glanced at the two dogs squatting side by side in front of me facing him, and coughed awkwardly.

I don't speak, let the air solidify.

Su Yisheng coughed again.

I warily pulled the dog back a step.

What's the matter, what kind of new canine virus does this guy carry to infect my two little babies?

Su Yisheng couldn't stand the embarrassment anymore, and said dryly:

"Well, I heard that you recently wanted to find someone?"

I didn't say a word, and said in my mind that it's none of your business.

Su Yisheng coughed again, saw me take another step back, hurriedly stopped the car, and continued:

"Well, I... I also want to... find a partner."

I still didn't speak, and said in my mind that it's none of my business.

He stopped coughing this time, tried his best to tense the twitching muscles on his face, and continued as if suffering from a kidney deficiency:

"I, I thought about it...I think, if it were you, I could...well, what, barely... bend over."

20.

???

Okay, Su Yisheng, you can do it.

Just don't believe that Laozi is a straight man, right?