Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

1.

Song Xi, nicknamed Song Xiaowang, is 16 years old and lives in a high-end residential property.

2.

As far as Song Xi is concerned, his experience can be described as legendary.

He has four older brothers, three of whom are biological, and the other brother is Song Yao.

Song Xi has been a tutor since childhood.

He has a smart mind, and he completed the courses of G University at the age of 15 and graduated smoothly.

Then I came to a high-end community to make a property.

After all, although he is smart, he has no ambitions, and he is not interested in going to school or running a company. Anyway, he has many brothers and will be likable, so it is better to be a group favorite.

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3.

Some time ago, his good brother Song Yao made a start, and then the community sprung up couple after couple of couples like crazy.

No, not couples and couples, but piles and piles.

And very angry.

Song Xi suspected that all the gays in City G gathered here.

And he, a straight man, shivered like an isolated island in this community.

He was about to doubt himself.

4.

Later, the community clinic changed staff, and the new doctor was a straight man of steel.

Song Xi suddenly felt that he had an accomplice.

No, colleague.

No, mate.

The straight male doctor is very good-looking, usually expressionless, with a face of "stay away from me".

It's called Su Yisheng.

I don't know why this name looks very straight.

In short, Song Xi was very happy, so he followed Su Yisheng's ass all day to join in the fun.

5.

The first patient Su Yisheng came to see in this community was a certain writer surnamed Ji, who fell asleep and thought he fainted.

Su Yisheng felt retarded.

And seeing this pair of dogs and men, they are not very angry.

6.

Song Xi felt that Su Yisheng was not angry with him either.

But he felt that as a straight man, he should get along with straight men more, otherwise what if he suddenly became gay one day.

So she pestered Su Yisheng with a shy face every day.

Su Yisheng had a deep prejudice against this neighborhood, and with Song Xi's disturbance, he had a different view of Song Xi.

In an environment where everyone is gay, if you say you are straight, who will believe it?

And you are also the group owner of Wanzai Wharf.

You say you are straight?

7.

That day Su Yisheng was reading in the store, when he raised his eyes Song Xi came to play with him again.

Seeing that Su Yisheng didn't pay attention to him, Song Xi didn't see him, moved a small stool and sat down beside Su Yisheng.

Song Xi: "What are you looking at?"

Su Yisheng: "Read a book."

Song Xi: "What book are you reading?"

Su Yisheng: "..."

Song Xi persisted: "Does it look good?"

Su Yisheng: "It's pretty."

Song Xi: "Did you buy it yourself?"

Su Yisheng:? ? ?

8.

Su Yisheng finally believed that Song Xi was a straight man.

9.

Song Xi stared at Su Yisheng for a while, then spoke suddenly.

"Did you become a doctor because of your name?"

Su Yisheng was a little annoyed when his name was mentioned: "No!"

"Then you are called Su Yisheng because you became a doctor?"

Su Yisheng: "...Are you too busy to do something?"

Song Xi nodded very honestly and said yes.

Su Yisheng scratched his head: "Why don't you help Shen Qian feed the chicken?"

"Master Shen Qian is tired of his loyal dog Fang Xingjiu, what am I going to do?" Song Xi picked at his trouser line boredly, "And that's a parrot, not a chicken."

10.

When Su Yisheng heard the word "loyal dog", he didn't know which thread was flicked again in his mind.

So he glanced at Song Xi suspiciously, feeling that the person in front of him couldn't see through.

11.

Song Xi didn't know the twists and turns in Su Yisheng's mind.

He decided that Su Yisheng was a straight man of steel, although due to his professional relationship, he wouldn't just let you drink more hot water when you were sick.

He will prescribe a bunch of medicines for you first, and then ask you to drink more hot water.

Song Xi pouted.

It's better to let him drink more hot water directly.

12.

Song Yao was very relieved to see his younger brother hanging out with the community doctors all day long.

The younger brother has grown up and knows who to choose to play with. You see, here is a friend who is a doctor. He doesn't need his family to take care of him when he is sick.

Very good.

13.

Everyone's frantic behavior of leaving the group seemed to end suddenly after Su Yisheng came to this community.

Song Xi felt admiration for Su Yisheng.

This is simply a lucky charm for straight men!

In the past two years, except for Xu Chao who found a partner, no one joined Wanzai Wharf anymore.

Xu Chao knew it, it was Xiaohanshan's high school classmate, the one who was admitted to G University for a man, but didn't leave the group for a long time.

A large part of the reason why Chi Yu and Shu Yang were able to get together later was because of him.

After all, he was the one who proposed the topic of that truth or dare.

Song Xi originally thought that this person was awesome all day long, so he was probably a coquette.

I didn't expect to be with the silent autistic child in Building 21.

In fact, he is not an autistic child, but Song Xi thinks that he does not speak, like an autistic child.

Autistic children are a 1.

Oh, Song Xi thought about it, it turns out that Xu Chao is 0.

14.

Just like that, Song Xi arrived.

I'm an adult, let's celebrate.

Nor is it.

All the acquaintances in the community came to celebrate him, after all, he was the favorite of the group.

In the past two years, Song Xi has grown a lot, but the canine teeth are still there, so she is still cute as hell.

He drank alcohol for the first time that day.

15.

He is different from Master Shen Qian.

Young master Shen Qian poured it all in one gulp.

Song Xi didn't pour it in one gulp. Song Xi was sober when she drank, and it was over when she finished drinking.

That's it!

16.

But that doesn't mean Song Hee is done.

17.

After Song Xi sent all his relatives and friends out of the house, only Su Yisheng was left when he turned around.

After all, Su Yisheng has played with him for two years, and the relationship has become good, but there are still some strange guesses in his heart.

Song Xi was dizzy and was fed water with Su Yisheng's support, and after drinking half of it, he choked all over his body.

Su Yisheng hurriedly went to find a tissue to wipe him, and then went to change clothes for him.

She looks like an old lady.

18.

When Su Yisheng came back, he saw Song Xi's white shirt, and his throat suddenly choked.

Su Yisheng frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

Song Xi's mind was not clear, but she was still conscious, calling Su Yisheng's name sticky in her mouth.

Su Yisheng clenched his hands when he was called.

Another loose.

Song Xi fell to the ground with a "bang" in a daze.

Su Yisheng was so frightened by the loud noise that he regained his senses, and quickly helped him up and hugged him to lie down on the sofa.

While changing his clothes, he said like a mantra: "I am a straight man, I am a straight man, I am a straight man..."

19.

When Song Xi woke up, she felt a headache that was unbearable, and when she raised her hand, there was a big lump on the back of her head.

Su Yisheng was still reading next to him.

Song Xi's voice was a little hoarse, and she bared her teeth in pain and asked him, "What's the matter with the bag on the back of my head?"

Su Yisheng didn't raise his head, his eyes were still glued to the book, and he said indifferently, "You seduced me."

Song Xi:?

Su Yisheng continued: "You seduce me, I will defend myself reasonably."

20.

"Su Yisheng, do you have some disease in your brain!?"