Are there any straight men in your neighborhood?

【urgent!What to do when you fall in love with your neighbor at first sight! ! 】

1L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Worship to heaven on the first floor.

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2L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Afraid of being recognized, I hid first.

RT, I'm in love with my door.

I just moved to live in this community. Before I came here, I heard that there are many gays in this community. I didn't quite believe it. As a result, I got slapped in the face on the first day I came here.

Let me talk about the person opposite me first.

He is good looking.

After all, all love at first sight is love at first sight, and I am also attracted to sex.

It might sound a little bad to say that, but I'm not a serious person when I'm wearing a vest.

I am very afraid of dogs facing the door, and I have a golden retriever at home.

That day when he knocked on the door of my house, it was opened by my dog. He was so frightened that he ran out of the house for two miles.

The question now is, how can I abduct him back home on the premise of keeping a dog?

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43L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

No, is the direction of this community so clear?I just mentioned one sentence and you guessed it?

Okay, please don't decode it, everyone.

Because I often have to stay up late at work, and I happen to be afraid of dogs at the door, so I simply reversed my schedule, sleeping during the day and working at night.

It's just in the morning after work, and you can go out for a walk with the dog while the opposite door is not getting up.

This is an antecedent.

I finished work this morning and fell asleep on the table before I went out to walk the dog.

When I woke up, I saw the door in front of me with a hand stretched out.

I think the door opposite me might think I'm dead, and they're here to see if I'm angry.

Later, the other door told me that the doctor had come, and asked me to go to the clinic to get a water hang. I actually don’t like hanging water, but I can spend more time with the door, so I let him help me go.

He has a large neckline, and when he bends over he can see the collarbone and all.

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45L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Reply 44L:

Don't be curious!Others are other!think it yourself!

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90L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Let me tell you about the new progress.

It's a little exciting today.

When I woke up in the afternoon, I found that my dog ​​had opened the door and went out again, so I quickly got dressed and went out, and then I saw me being chased by the opposite door, barking and running towards me.

Let's put it this way, I think my dog ​​is really good at sacrificing his reputation to scare my opponent, and then my opponent jumped straight on me.

happy.

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95L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Nothing happened next, I sent him back to his shop and took my dog ​​home.

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98L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Reply 96L:

What's wrong with me, if you want you to be cowardly too!

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305L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Why are there so many people all of a sudden?

Alright, alright, let’s make a progress report today!

I'm with my door! ! ! ! !

Celebrate all day!

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351L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

I haven't walked the dog in the morning since the last time, because work has suddenly become busy.

But I often send me some food at the door, I feel very happy?

I fell asleep after work this morning, and when I opened my eyes, I saw the door opposite me again.

Rhubarb probably pulled him in.

He's been less afraid of rhubarb lately.

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390L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

I just typed a few lines!Are you swiping so fast?

This morning, I saw my post across the door. I thought it was hell coming, but it turned out to be heaven!

After he saw it, I confessed my love, and he said he likes me too!

together!

open star!thanks for your support!

The door opposite me is now in my arms!

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907L.

An anonymous little king:

It's really hard to guess upstairs, so let me solve the code.

Everyone in the community has guessed it a long time ago, it is a high-end community, that’s right, I recognized you from a certain lady surnamed Han on the 526th floor, and I guess the lady surnamed Song on the 603rd floor was called by you.

The protagonist is a handsome guy who just moved in a few days ago. His name is very earthy, but he looks like a scum, and his career is a writer.

Don't ask me why I know, I was there the day they went to hang the water.

I believe you can see the impatience in my tone.

Because the landlord’s dog has recently entangled with my brother-in-law’s Satsuma, the dog rides the dog all day long, what are you doing, are you going to crossbreed?

Everyone knows who my brother-in-law is. If you don’t neuter your golden retriever, be careful that my brother-in-law drives you out.

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1004L.

An anonymous little king:

Please don't expect a Golden Retriever Samoyed cross.

I'd be happy if I could crossbreed.

You should first worry about the sexual orientation of your landlord's wife's dog.

My brother-in-law's Samoyed is also a male dog! ! ! !

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1035L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

What's wrong with my dog's name!

I usually write novels with so many names, what’s wrong with naming a dog a rhubarb!

How many dogs named Rhubarb!

And the golden retriever is not yellow!

By the way, floor 1004, it's too arrogant, be careful I withdraw capital.

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1140L.

Hanna what mountain:

Fight up fight! @松那恩朝 Come and watch the excitement!

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1165L.

Song Na Han sleep:

I'm coming

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1172L.

An anonymous little king:

Reply 1035L:

I'm sorry bro.

I didn't expect you to be an investor too.

What, your golden retriever doesn't need to be neutered, anyway, there are a lot of homosexuals in the community, so it doesn't matter if there are more couple dogs.

Well, nothing.

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1253L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Hahahaha kid, I am teasing you.

Listen to you, I took my dog ​​to be neutered two days ago.

I felt as if it had predicted its own destiny, and it was so powerful that I almost didn't grab it.

By the way, is the Satsuma raised by your brother neutered?

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1522L.

An anonymous little king:

Reply 1253L:

No.

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1561L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

That's fucked up.

I said, why is that Samoyed so happy after my family's golden retriever was neutered, and his eyelids disappeared.

The co-author hardware condition supports him to make an attack.

Scheming dog Scheming dog.

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1894L.

Selling skewers:

Sir, can I ask a question?

Why do you look thin but have so much strength?

This is the question I've been asking all along.

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1921L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Reply 1894L:

Yanyan baby!

Because I look thin when I dress and take off my clothes!

Come and touch, come and touch!

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1935L.

Selling skewers:

Reply 1921L:

?Who are you? ? ? ?

Why are you not shy at all talking online?

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2521L.

A smelly dog ​​breeder:

Reply 1935L:

Look at the essence through the phenomenon, baby Yanyan.

Open the door quickly, I'll come and play with you.