Sichuan and Chongqing love

Wang Yi originally planned to buy the high-speed train to go back to Chongqing the next day, but after dinner, he received a call from the old man at home, thinking of his son's name, and asked her why she didn't go back.

Wang Yi managed to find a chance to visit her son, and got a daughter-in-law by the way. She was very happy, but when she heard her old man talking about it, she was annoyed, and she was quick to talk, so she scolded him.

"You really can't leave people. I've only been away for a long time, and you said you burned the kitchen. Didn't you tell you to eat two extra meals at the work unit if you don't know how to cook?! Oh, hey, I'm really pissed off. Come back, come back right away, don’t harm my succulent, if I come back and see a dead plant, you can sleep in my study tonight.”

Cheng Dulin was amazed at Xiao Yi's mother's non-breathing speaking speed, and secretly lamented that it was true that no one can scold Chongqing people better than others on the Internet.Taking another look at Xiao Yi, who didn't talk much, he wondered if he was Wang Yi's own.

Feeling Cheng Dulin's gaze, Xiao Yi walked over and turned his back on Wang Yi who was on the phone and twisted his face: "The words are written on his face."

Cheng Dulin raised his hand to signal Xiao Yi to bow his head, then asked him in a low voice: "You, personally?"

Xiao Yi grabbed Cheng Dulin's neck with his backhand, and also stuck to his ear, took a breath, and bit his ear with him: "Guess?"

Cheng Dulin's ears turned red from being teased by his hot air, and he jumped away like a kitten with fried fur.

He rubbed the auricles of his **** vigorously, but he still couldn't stop complaining in his heart. He was most afraid of straight men pretending to be gay, which would be invisible.

Because Wang Yi was in a hurry to go back, the three of them didn't go shopping anymore, they changed her high-speed rail ticket to the earliest one in the evening and hurried back to pack their luggage.

He said he was packing his luggage, but he actually went back to educate the two of them, writing all over the room with pens and post-it notes. Xiao Yi and Cheng Dulin followed behind the old mother, listening to her nagging.

There was a post-it note on the refrigerator, and looking at the thin Cheng Dulin, she couldn't help but criticize her son: "Look at how thin Xiaolin looks like, you only know how to feed him sandwiches all day, that's a shame." It's fast food, how can it be eaten as a meal? Take him to eat more! More meat."

Xiao Yi's left ear went in and his right ear went out, and he mechanically nodded in agreement, promising to make Cheng Dulin fat.

Cheng Dulin pretended to be bullied on the surface, but secretly pleased. Sure enough, he was the one who was loved, and he was happy to see Xiao Yi being beaten.

After scolding Xiao Yili, Wang Yi secretly pulled Cheng Dulin aside, and said in a low voice, "Xiaolin, you two are young and full of energy, so you need to be more restrained, or your body won't be able to bear it. Go to the gym to exercise more. If Xiao Lin If you really can’t do it, you can go. I’ve secretly researched, and besides attacking and receiving, your group seems to be attacking each other.”

Cheng Dulin took a surprised look at Wang Yi, who popped up new words from time to time, and thought, are the current parents so receptive?

Wang Yi took a deep breath, and then said: "Don't let Xiao Yi keep giving way, mother supports you. Don't look at him with a straight face, but he is actually softer than anyone else in his heart. He is easy to bully and easy to get hurt."

"I'm not talking too much. Don't think I'm annoying. I just think that it's not easy for you. If you can live together, you must cherish each other and live a good life."

"If he bullies you, you can call me, and I will take the high-speed train from Chongqing to help you deal with him."

Wang Yi held Cheng Dulin's hand, gently stroked the back of his hand with his warm palm, and sighed uncontrollably: "Poor parents in the world. In the past, this child Xiao Yi never told me and his old man about his heart." By the way, we just found out that he actually likes boys. Thinking of forcing him to get a girlfriend before, we suddenly felt that what we did before was too much. Fortunately, he met you. As a mother, I really thank you, little Lin, I haven’t seen a smiling face on his face for a long time. It’s not easy for him these years. He said he wanted to go to graduate school, but somehow he gave up and went to work directly. We didn’t tell us the reason, and we didn’t dare to ask. .”

"He's busy with work, but I really want him to take a break. It's not easy to go out alone, so I hope he doesn't put too much pressure on himself."

Cheng Dulin originally wanted to say a few more bad things about Xiao Yi before Wang Yi left, but when he heard her earnest words and thought of his own family's situation, he suddenly shut up again, feeling envious of Xiao Yi at the same time. sad.Hugging Xiao Yi's mother whose eyes were red, she comforted her in a low voice: "Xiao Yi and I will be fine, don't worry, Auntie, I will come to Chongqing with Xiao Yi to see you during the Chinese New Year."

Wang Yi patted Cheng Dulin's back, weeping with joy: "Okay, okay, definitely come, I'll prepare bacon for you."

Xiao Yi waited downstairs for a long time, but he didn't see the two of them coming down, so he went up to pick up his talkative old mother, and Cheng Dulin who was holding his mother and crying for no reason.

"Mom, it will be late if you don't go."

At this moment, Wang Yi's elbows had already turned to the ends of the earth. Facing Xiao Yi's urging, he said impatiently: "It's late, it's late. There are so many trains, don't you know how to change the ticket for me?"

Well, she has a reason in any case.

Xiao Yi suddenly thought of his old father whose ancestral home was in Fujian, and admiration for him arose from the bottom of his heart. After being poisoned by her mother for so many years, he can still maintain a normal heart, insist on implementing the principle of "three nos", and live happily at home. There is no status, and it is quite happy to swallow your breath.

First, don't quarrel with his mother, second, never talk back, and third, never say anything bad about her.

When it was sent to the train station, Wang Yidu still held onto Cheng Dulin. When her mother explained the matter, she always thought about what happened. She would tell Cheng Dulin about Xiao Yi's eating habits, and then she would tell Cheng Dulin about his sleeping habits. Shallow, let the two of you not argue for too long at night.

Cheng Dulin could only nod his head, and then replied 'OK', 'um', 'ok', 'yes' and 'got it'.

After sending the person away, he took a long breath, patted Xiao Yi on the shoulder, imitated Wang Yi's tone, and said earnestly: "Yaoer, it doesn't matter if you starve to death, don't starve Xiao Lin to death." .”

Xiao Yi grabbed the man's hand and said with a smile: "Since when did I starve you? You are a little heartless, you are getting more and more daring, right?"

Cheng Dulin was not as strong as him, so he quickly surrendered: "Brother! I was wrong!"

His principle is, admitting mistakes, I come first, and correcting mistakes is impossible.

So when they got home, they started to make trouble with Xiao Yi again, using Xiao Yi's mother's words as tokens, and kept provoking him.

Xiao Yi half-lyed on the sofa to catch up on sleep. He didn't sleep well last night, and today he went shopping and gave someone away, his back hurts, and he almost couldn't keep his eyes open.

Today, Cheng Dulin was as excited as if he had taken medicine. Seeing Xiao Yi ignoring him, he squatted in front of him, poked his face, and said with a smile: "Oh, what kind of boy is this? Your face is so tender."

Xiao Yi really doesn't want to talk to him, Cheng Dulin is the kind of person who gets more excited the more you talk to him.But today Cheng Dulin couldn't be bothered, he insisted on asking Xiao Yi to give some reaction.

"you sure?"

Before Cheng Dulin could react, Xiao Yi grabbed Cheng Dulin's hand, hooked him around his waist, turned over and pressed him on the sofa, curled his mouth, looked at the flustered Cheng Dulin under him, and said with a wicked smile : "Which little boy is this? Why is the waist so easy to pinch?"

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PS: (If you don’t understand Sichuan dialect, please leave it in the comments, and I will answer you one by one~)

Rationale: education

The author has something to say: Small theater, Chengdu 0: Sao is still your little 1 Sao, I admit defeat.