Sichuan and Chongqing love

"Brother! I was wrong!" Cheng Dulin was stuck in the sofa, unable to move, so he had to admit his mistake in time, "I was really wrong!"

His eyes were clouded with water vapor, his nostrils fluttered, and the corners of his mouth curled down, with unspeakable grievances, those who didn't know really thought he was going to cry, but it was all just pretending.

When Xiao Yi first met Cheng Dulin, he didn't understand his habits. Whenever he made such an expression, he was easily blinded and easily followed his way, and he did what he said.Now that we have been together for a long time, I also understand that Cheng Dulin's tears are worthless, his cerebellum is not well developed, but his lacrimal glands are better developed than usual, as long as he wants to cry, there is no occasion where he can't cry.

So Xiao Yi lowered his head, his face gradually approached him, sprayed all his breath on Cheng Dulin's flushed face, raised his hands above his head with one hand, then raised his chin, traced his pink lips with his thumb, pretending to be in thought : "Cheng Dulin, tell me, should I teach you a lesson, huh?"

Cheng Dulin felt a hint of danger, his body was stiff and he didn't dare to move, he lowered his eyes helplessly, blinked a few times quickly, and said flatteringly: "Brother, let me go once, I will definitely squeeze your shoulders and beat your waist, I swear."

"Oh?" A playful smile appeared on Xiao Yi's face, he raised his brows lightly, deliberately teasing the furry cat in his arms, "Are you so complacent?"

Cheng Dulin saw that there was something going on, immediately raised his face, and grinned: "I'm not wronged, I'm not wronged at all, father of the gold master, let me squeeze your shoulders and beat your waist, please? Please."

"Then if you are not satisfied, you can continue to deal with you."

Cheng Dulin's head was shaking like a rattle, and he pursed his lips: "It's impossible not to be dissatisfied, I'm a top-notch crafter, even if a fly is pinched, it's fine."

Xiao Yi didn't intend this, but since Cheng Dulin was in a hurry to serve him, he had to be given a chance to show off, so he let him go, lay down facing the sofa, and waited for Cheng Dulin to show off his superb skills. technique.

Cheng Dulin asked Xiao Yi to lie down, and then estimated the distance to run back to the bedroom from the sofa, and the time Xiao Yi might turn over to seize his own time, then stood on tiptoe on the sofa pillow, aiming at Xiao Yi's waist to prepare action.

He licked his lips, took a deep breath, and tentatively said, "I'm here."

Xiao Yi saw that he hadn't moved for a long time, didn't have hope in him, and was about to fall asleep lying on his stomach, so he hummed indifferently.

Cheng Dulin kept doing psychological training for himself, and comforted him that it was absolutely impossible for Xiao Yi to beat himself to death, and then he counted down to three in his heart, jumped up and jumped onto Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi's waist suddenly flickered, and he grunted, pressing his painful waist until his teeth itched with hatred, thinking that he must hang Cheng Dulin up and give him a beating today to finish the job.

Just when he was about to get up, he heard a heavy object fall to the ground, turned his head and saw Cheng Dulin knelt on the ground, covering his nose, the blood couldn't stop dripping from between his fingers, his eyes were full of tears, and he looked at Xiao Yi In an instant, a cry of 'wow' came out.

It turned out that he killed one thousand enemies and lost eight hundred. When he jumped on Xiao Yi's body, his ankle sprained, and he fell down from the sofa, face down, the bridge of his nose hit the ground, and called out for his mother in pain.

Xiao Yi hurriedly sat up from the sofa, squatted down and checked his situation.

Asked Cheng Dulin to let go, and lightly touched his red and swollen bridge of the nose, before he could use any force, he heard the other party yell "Ah", and waved his fist on his chest indifferently.

"Xiao Yi, you bastard, it hurt me to death, and it's all your fault!"

The choked sobs with a crying voice fell in Xiao Yi's ears, and he didn't feel well either. Cheng Dulin was obviously very naughty, so if he had to blame him, he had to coax him, and said in a good voice: "Blame me, blame me Blame me. Blame me for not getting a little fatter, and let you slip."

"wrong!"

Cheng Dulin switched hands to cover his nose, and the blood-stained one squeezed the flesh on Xiao Yi's face hard, his face blushed from crying, it was obviously in pain, and he still tried to reason: "It's your fault for not shouting!" My dad!"

"You, I really owe you."

Xiao Yi had no choice but to help him up, took his ID card with him, carried Cheng Dulin, who insisted on making him call him father, into the car, and sent him to the hospital.

When he got to the hospital, he was still uneasy, so Xiao Yi simply picked him up, looked down at the unhappy Cheng Dulin, and said softly: "If you don't wrap your neck around, I won't care if you fall."

Cheng Dulin turned his head away, just not ringing, he didn't know what kind of gamble he was playing.

Xiao Yi also admired his patience, took the initiative to hang the human hand around his neck, and then sent Cheng Dulin to the outpatient clinic in one go.

The doctor on duty looked at the appearance of the two of them, especially Xiao Yi's congealed blood, and thought it was the scene of domestic violence, so he quickly asked Xiao Yi to put the angry Cheng Dulin on the hospital bed.

There was nothing wrong with the manual inspection, Xiao Yi was worried, so he took another film. Fortunately, it was only a slight nasal bleeding and no fracture.

The doctor explained a few words, and called Xiao Yi aside on purpose, and taught him a lesson: "Young man, domestic violence is a no-brainer. If you have something to say, talk about it. Fortunately, today's problem is not serious. Next time, if the bridge of the nose is broken, most of them will go. .”

Xiao Yi caught a glimpse of Cheng Dulin's schadenfreude smile from the corner of his eye, took a deep breath, and didn't have any extra energy to explain for himself, so he just nodded, asked where to go to pay the medical bills, and helped Cheng Dulin, who was laughing, away again.

Cheng Dulin was shaking his body uncontrollably while sitting in the co-pilot, and said arrogantly: "Let you bully me."

Xiao Yi had a hard time to describe, and he couldn't care about like a sick patient, so he could only swallow his anger, smiled indulgently, and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

If Cheng Dulin was a prince jumping up and down before, now he is the domineering empress dowager, rubbing his chin on purpose, reporting all the food in his mind, then tilting his head, grinning, and provoking Xiao Yi: "What are you eating?"

Xiao Yi looked ahead, and subtly raised the corners of his mouth: "You."

"Nibai'er (the local dialect of chestnut)?" Cheng Dulin's ears were distracted, he smacked his lips and tongue after he hadn't eaten it for a long time, and happily took Xiao Yi's suggestion, "Then let's do it with chestnut chicken!"

Xiao Yi suppressed a smile, and unscrupulously looked at Cheng Dulin who spoke freely, his nose bridge was swollen high, and there were still tears in the corners of his eyes, he had to be brave, it was so cute.He sighed, and hurriedly looked at the road, fearing that he would lose out because of his looks.

Before getting out of the car, Cheng Dulin suddenly remembered to manage his appearance, and looked everywhere for the mask that Xiao Yi had put in the car before, but couldn't find it, so he said angrily, "Xiao Yi, where's your mask?"

Xiao Yi glanced at the mask pressed under the sun visor, shook his head, and said innocently: "I don't know, did you lose it?"

"No," Cheng Dulin frowned, trying to recall the few times he rode in Xiao Yi's car, bleeding profusely, his head was a little dizzy, and he was a little unsure when asked, "Really?"

With firm eyes, Xiao Yi nodded to Cheng Dulin who was full of doubts.

"Then what should we do?"

Xiao Yi got out of the car first, walked to the side of the co-pilot, and hooked his fingers at him to seduce him: "Bury you in my chest, I'll cover you up, let's go to the private room to eat."

Cheng Dulin looked at the righteous Xiao Yi, although he was not sure, he still listened to his words and got out of the car, quickly hid his pig nose, and moved towards the restaurant step by step.

Other customers looked at the appearance of the two conjoined twins, and couldn't help but whispered: "Is the 0 in Chengdu so sticky now?"

Apart from Sichuan, people from other provinces also nodded their heads: "You guys in Chengdu are really interesting."

The person concerned didn't know it, and buried himself in Xiao Yi's chest, his eyelashes trembled slightly, he gently pulled the clothes on his chest, and whispered, "Did anyone else look at me?"

Xiao Yi glanced at the tables of people who were looking at them, and replied affirmatively: "No."