Sichuan and Chongqing love

With a bang, the bedroom door opened from the outside, and the two raised their heads one after another, and saw Xiao Yi's mother, who was wearing a mask, holding a spatula, looking at them excitedly.

"What about exercising?"

Taking advantage of Xiao Yi's slack, Cheng Dulin quickly turned over, knelt and sat on the bed, organized his words in his mind, and couldn't get out of his mind for a long time.

Before the two of them could speak, Xiao Yi's mother covered her mouth and smiled: "Young people are indeed young. I understand, and my mother understands. Remember to come out for dinner after it's over. I'll make leeks and scrambled eggs for you. Make up for it, make up for it." Huh."

"Auntie! Listen to my explanation!"

No matter what Cheng Dulin did with Erkang again, his mother Ziwei closed the door with a face full of relief, and turned it from the outside thoughtfully to lock it.

Cheng Dulin couldn't find the place to get angry, turned around and grabbed Xiao Yi's collar, eyes swollen, and said dissatisfied: "It's all your fault! Your mother misunderstood us for all the fuss in the morning."

Xiao Yi thought it didn't matter, and let Cheng Dulin grab his collar, raised his hand and pointed at his face.

"Why? Don't change the subject."

Xiao Yi chuckled and pointed again.

"What are you doing! Point at, point at a hammer!"

Xiao Yi was really amused by this person, and felt that Cheng Dulin would rather sign up to become a comedian on the TV station than to inherit the family property after a while. If he really wanted to, he would definitely be willing to help canvass his circle of friends and send him to debut.This person is so funny, even if he doesn't make any facial expressions, just frowning his eyebrows can make people's stomach hurt from laughing.

With a soft sigh, Xiao Yi retracted his index finger, stretched out his thumb to pinch Cheng Dulin's flushed face, and wiped it aside.

Point the thumb down to Cheng Dulin: "Here."

Cheng Dulin was also a jerk (Sichuan dialect: three tones), curled his lips, let go of Xiao Yi's hand, and performed a whole set of punches on his chest, beating beef balls, and said angrily: "You How dare you despise me!"

Xiao Yi waited until he had had enough trouble, held his shoulders, asked him to look at his fingers carefully, and said with a smile, "Look for yourself."

Cheng Dulin is also short-sighted, so Xiao Yi put his thumb between the bridge of his nose, causing him to cross his eyes for a while before he could see what was stained on it, his face flushed immediately, he turned his head away, and defended himself in a low voice: " A little angry, that's normal."

After laughing and making a fuss, Xiao Yi pulled the paper towel to wipe off the eyeballs on his fingers, got up and changed his clothes to prepare for breakfast.

Cheng Dulin jumped off the bed before him, found clothes from the closet, and ran to the toilet, proudly saying, "Sorry, I have long legs."

Xiao Yi looked at the clothes in the closet that were basically worn by Cheng Dulin, and shook his head helplessly. It seemed that he really wanted to buy Cheng Dulin his own clothes, otherwise the clothes in his closet would never be Don't try to fold it neatly.

When the two of them had cleaned up thoroughly and left the bedroom door to wait in the dining room, Xiao Yi's mother poked her head out from the kitchen, holding the egg liquid she was stirring in her hand, and asked in surprise, "Why so fast?"

This time Cheng Dulin didn't explain, leaned close to Wang Yi, nodded vigorously, turned up the volume so that the three of them could hear it, and gloated, "That's right, I didn't expect it to be so fast."

Wang Yi looked at his disappointing son who was sitting on the dining table reading the news, and said regretfully, "It seems that I need to make up more." Then he washed an extra handful of leeks.

After dinner, Wang Yi proposed to go shopping and buy clothes for her two sons. Otherwise, when she returned to Chongqing tomorrow, Xiao Yi would definitely call her again and ask her to buy online. over.

Xiao Yi wanted to refuse, but he nodded when he saw Cheng Dulin's clothes were two sizes too big.

Cheng Dulin secretly pulled Xiao Yi over, and muttered in a low voice, "Let's just say yes, I don't have any money."

Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows, and the "I give" that was about to slip out of his mouth changed to "On the account".

"Ji Ji Ji..." Turning his head, he added in a low voice, "Anyway, it's not up yet."

If shopping with a woman requires automatic ATMs and bag machines, then shopping with a woman and a Chengdu gay requires learning how to get out of your body.

Xiao Yi and his group went out for a stroll from the morning until three o'clock in the afternoon. He was hungry. He sat on the sofa and looked at Cheng Dulin and the others, both of whom were still excited. They were neither hungry nor tired. I went in, tried a lot, and when I finally decided which one to buy, I walked up to him and smiled obsequiously.

"Brother~"

Xiao Yi looked at Cheng Dulin's blinking starry eyes, pinched the bridge of his nose, and directly took out his wallet: "Go by yourself, I can't walk anymore."

With a "wow", Cheng Dulin took out Xiao Yi's salary card from his wallet contentedly, with a bright smile on his face, he winked at the exhausted Xiao Yi, and pouted his lips: "Brother! It's worth it!" !"

The old mother standing aside looked at the interaction between the two with vacant eyes, and couldn't help turning her head away, fearing that her son would find out if she laughed too much.

When Cheng Dulin had bought enough, Wang Yi remembered that she had a biological son whom she had forgotten. He held his hand and said regretfully, "Yaoer, mom bought it for you online. Xiaolin's stomach is full." I'm hungry, how about we go eat first?"

Xiao Yi had expected it a long time ago, and with his big and small bags under his mother's gaze, he kicked Cheng Dulin's ass hard, and asked, "What do you eat?"

Cheng Dulin hadn't gone shopping so happily for a long time. If he hadn't just smelled the peppery smell from the fifth floor, and his saliva couldn't stop drooling, he thought he could shop until he maxed out Xiao Yika. No idea, if his unlimited card hadn't been frozen, it wouldn't be his turn to call Xiao Yi brother, he had to press Xiao Yi to call him dad.

Patting the ashes on his buttocks, Cheng Dulin raised his index finger and raised his eyebrows: "Guess."

Xiao Yi kicked him again: "Guess whether I guess or not."

"It's okay, it's okay, two people are so big and still boil on the road like a baby."

With one hand in each hand, Wang Yi caught the two childish ghosts and walked up the escalator.

Cheng Dulin hid behind Wang Yi, stuck out his tongue at Xiao Yi with a plain face and made a grimace, shaking his head to bully Xiao Yi with his hands full.

With a snort, Xiao Yi turned his head and ignored Cheng Dulin.

Cheng Dulin didn't have much fun playing alone, so he snorted his carefully blown hair before going out, put on sunglasses, and peeked at passers-by looking for prey that closed his eyes.

Before he saw someone who was more handsome than himself, Xiao Yi hit him on the head with a chestnut, and a gloomy voice sounded above his head: "Are you trying to make a mistake again?"

The two had a conflict before the sound, Cheng Dulin snorted softly, pursed his lips, put his sunglasses into his pocket, and under Xiao Yi's watchful eyes, he honestly took Wang Yi's wrist.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads. Hunting depends on the time. If you can hold back your physiological needs, you can hold back. If you can't hold back, you can rely on your hands.

Cheng Dulin didn't remember how much money he spent, but added Xiao Yi's name in the notebook of revenge.

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PS:

Little baby: child

Boiling: noisy