You look so beautiful with the electric drill

Life is not protected by sleep, it will be short-lived.

--pig

In just a few days, Zhu Ranzhi had already thrown his determination to the ground, stomped on it a few times, and then threw it into the trash can.

After he updated many times, the editor in charge of him bombarded him with readers.

The editor's name is Niu Doudou, and he's only in his early twenties, so he's very talkative.As long as he misses a shift without reason before eleven o'clock in the evening, she will get his headshot with a phone call.

"Master Zhuzhu, the number of updates and the number of words you have updated in the past few days are so small that your scalp is numb!!"

While playing games, Zhu Ranzhi released his phone.

He felt that the little girls nowadays had too strict requirements on books, especially the romance novels he wrote, and as an otaku, he only read girl comics to maintain his brain power.

"Comrade Doudou, as the saying goes, concentration is the essence." Zhu Ranzhi took the time to reply Niududou, and he was eager to post it on the computer screen.

Niu Doudou is already familiar with this sentence to the extent that he wants to beat the person who said it.She is still working overtime in the company now, and she is not only in charge of Zhu Ranzhi's author, she heard the sound of typing on the keyboard and mouse on the other end of the phone, and immediately guessed that this Zhu Ranzhi is another ta (beep___) Playing a chicken game.

Her patience with Zhu Ranzhi ran out again, "Zhu Ranzhi! You (beep-----), can you do something serious! You read the reader's comments, you go (beep-- ---) Otaku, just look at it and you'll know!"

Zhu Ranzhi was already used to Niududou's explosive reminders, moved the keyboard to move the game characters to the corner, and then opened his readership.

Pig Killer No. 2018.7.25.22: Is the pig crazy?Miao Ya was dating the CEO Su in a good manner, but suddenly disappeared into another world? ? (12:38:[-])

Pigman who loves to take a bath: It should be because he stayed up too late, lost his hair, and lost his IQ. (22:14:54)

Pig farm owner: (sigh.jpg)

Zhu Ranzhi's face was dark, and when someone said that he had hair, he would inevitably get a little angry.

Driven by mood and desire, that night, he turned off his mobile phone and played games for a long time.I also scolded a cheater for an hour.

Or stay up late, in the case of severe hair loss.

Ha ha.

The naive Zhu Ran knew that the house downstairs was sold.

"Z-------dang-------Z--------"

Zhu Ranzhi frowned impatiently, buried her head in the pillow, hid in the quilt and continued to sleep.Although this sleeping environment is outrageous!

But his baby dog ​​son was happy to see him still sleeping, and felt bored, so he played with the ball in his den.

I thought that Zhu Ranzhi would sleep until the afternoon, but if he was in a bad mood, he would sleep for a long time.but.

"This---------dang------dong------------------"

Zhu Ranzhi was so sleepy that he couldn't sleep any longer. Finally, he couldn't bear his violent temper, jumped up angrily, lay down on the window, and yelled downstairs: "Damn it! You are so early in the morning Do you want to break through the foundation of the entire building! Do you know what time it is now!"

His roar echoed in the air, causing the aunt and uncle who were sitting downstairs playing cards to look up.

"Little Zhu, they are also working normally, you overslept."

Zhu Ranzhi was very angry when he got up, but he refused to accept it. He glanced at the time, "08:30."

The movement downstairs was silenced by Zhu Ranzhi's yelling. He thought for a while that he was going too far, and then shouted downstairs, "I'm sorry!"

After being so stimulated, he couldn't fall asleep, so he had to rub his forehead and walk out of the room.

"Ah, Coke, let's go, Dad will take you out to play."

Zhu Ranzhi's dark circles were heavier than yesterday. Coke sat at the door of the bathroom and watched Zhu Ranzhi comb his hair, silently looking at the hair that was slowly piled up on the ground.

Coke: Knowing that I am bald, I still stay up late.

"Tao, I pulled a lot of hair. I'm not allowed to sleep well!" Zhu Ranzhi washed up with some resentment, and dragged her flip flops out of the house again.

When Zhu Ranzhi went downstairs, he saw that the door of that house was open, and out of curiosity, he stuck his head out.

Wearing a black T-shirt on the upper body and sweatpants on the lower body, the back view looks familiar.

I saw that the man seemed to be aware of it, and turned his head to meet Zhu Ranzhi's prying eyes.

Zhu Ranzhi: "Mom!!!"

Lao Feishang: "...Call me Dad."

Coke: Oh!Handsome guy!

Coke happily ran over, forgetting about his dad who was standing outside with a dazed expression on his face.

Zhu Ranzhi didn't realize it for a long time. When he saw that the lawn head was plotting against his son again, he walked over aggressively and said, "Hey! Are you doing renovations early in the morning?"

Lao Feishang nodded, not paying attention.

Zhu Ranzhi saw that this person's attitude was not pleasing to the eye, and he got excited, "What did you nod! Can't you do the quiet work?"

Lao Feishang looked up at Zhu Ranzhi amusedly, the line of his neck was straightened, "Did you say it was 08:30 early in the morning?"

Zhu Ranzhi's eyes were glued to the other's neck and he almost couldn't move it off, it was so pretty.

"No, I did have a misunderstanding when I said early in the morning. But wouldn't it be nice for you to do some light work alone? Look at you making such a big noise early in the morning, and it's fine if you make me so noisy that I can't sleep. You also quarreled with my precious dog so that I lost my appetite for breakfast."

Zhu Ranzhi talked endlessly as soon as he opened his mouth, as long as he wanted to, he would piss you off even if he didn't kill you.

Lao Feishang thought to himself, the bald man must be talking about himself.

Zhu Ranzhi stared, "Damn! You called me bald!??"

"Ah. I accidentally said it." After touching Coke's head, Lao Feishang replied seriously.

"Okay, I'm bald, do you know that I'm bald because my hairline is receding? No! It's because you make me so loud that I can't sleep! Do you know that sleeping is good for hair protection!"

Lao Feishang smacked his lips, glanced at his watch, stood up and approached Zhu Ranzhi.

Zhu Ranzhi was still cowardly and angry immediately, silently comforting himself that he was seduced by the enemy's body.

The two are like dancing cha cha, you advance and I retreat.

Lao Fei is still young, but because he came out to hang out very early, he knows people like Zhu Ranzhi very well.

He picked up Zhu Ranzhi's hair casually, then bent down and tilted his head to look at Zhu Ranzhi, "Brother, your hairline is okay, but if you go to bed early and get up early, you won't be bald."

Zhu Ranzhi has a question mark on his face, and his mother sells criticism. He means that he called himself bald because he went to bed late and woke up late? ? ?

"Shut up your temper, you will be bald faster like this."

"...brother, what's your name?"

Lao Feishang smiled and said, "Lao Feishang."

Zhu Ranzhi clapped his hands, with a meaningful expression on his face, "My name is Zhu Ranzhi."