You look so beautiful with the electric drill

Don't put too many things on the bed.

——pig

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhu Ranzhi. I live in the xx community in xx city. It is nine o'clock in the morning and I was woken up again. And I fell asleep at five o'clock this morning. I was forced to change my mind by the evil little witch. arts."

Zhu Ranzhi murmured fiercely to himself, the point is that he has no reason to scold others.There is another one, that is, after the electric drill period a few days ago, it is now the hammer period.

He Zhu Ranzhi now has more hair loss than before!If it goes on like this, he will really be bald!

Do you know what the worst kind of bald man is? It doesn't matter if you are bald. If you are not completely bald, he will feel uncomfortable.Even though he has not yet reached the age of an uncle, he has the hair of an uncle!His dad is not bald!

He lay down on the bed in pain, covered his ears with a pillow, and screamed loudly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I want to sleep!!! I want to sleep!!!"

However, his howling was overshadowed by the sound of decoration, and no one heard him.But a dog heard it.

Coke was brought back by Zhu Ranzhi from his grandfather's house a few years ago.At that time, Zhu Ranzhi was mocked by Coke for his hairline.

He followed Coke and stood on each side of the cage. Seeing that scolding didn't work, Zhu Ranzhi rummaged through boxes and cabinets to find a hammer.

"You're yelling! Is it easy for me to raise you! I have to take care of you when I sleep! You are a fart!"

Coke: "Wow! Woof! Woof!"

Zhu Ranzhi: "Yeah? What do you mean? You see that you eat better and sleep better than Dad now. Doesn't your conscience hurt! Ah! Eh?! Don't bite!"

"Coke, cola, tsk, don't bite the hammer, Coke! Don't you fucking love your little teeth???"

In the end, Coke didn't know how to do it. After getting out of the cage, Zhu Ranzhi was as quiet as a chicken in an instant.

After the prickly heat found out about this, he laughed endlessly, his mouth was so big that it could hold a cola.

"Are you afraid of keeping dogs??"

Lao Feishang held his beaten arm and asked with a suppressed smile.

And Zhu Ranzhi rolled his eyes, his dissatisfaction exploded, and he said, "Why! You can't love dogs because you are afraid of dogs!"

But that's another story.

Speaking of Lao Feishang, Zhu Ranzhi later asked for the other party's number with a blushing face, and the other party didn't think it was strange, and reported his mobile phone number to others in a serious manner.

When Coke heard his father's screams, he jumped up and opened the door, barked a few times, rushed to the end of the bed and jumped up, with his front feet aligned and his back feet at a perfect distance.

"Aww".

Perfect landing.

Zhu Ran knew the pain was holding back tears, clutching his stomach, looking at Coke tremblingly, with resentment on his face, "You are so cruel."

Coke: "Wow, woof." (Lots of bullshit)

Zhu Ranzhi was in tears, feeling that his dog son had changed since he met that Lao Feishang, ah no, he had changed his mind.

After listening for a while, he felt that this terrible hammer would not stop, so he sighed and took Coke out for dinner.

Towards noon, the temperature soared upwards.After walking out of the house, not long after, Zhu Ranzhi was sweating a lot, which showed that his physique was average.

"Why do I sweat so easily even if I'm bald?" He was talking to himself, and when he saw the decoration door downstairs, he froze in place.

Lao Fei was still leaning on the door frame to drink water, with one leg bent and supported on the ground. The white T-shirt he was wearing today was stained, and his sweaty appearance made Zhu Ranzhi's heart beat for something.

"Yo, are you down today?"

Zhu Ranzhi became angry when he heard this sentence, what does it mean to come down today? ? ?Do you think he descends to earth once a thousand years?

"I'm not only coming down today, I'm coming down tomorrow too!"

"Oh." Lao Feishang stood up straight and shrugged.

"Brother, do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young?" Zhu Ranzhi was dragged in front of Lao Feishang by his own dog, and almost asked with a blackboard.

"Well, I don't know if you are old or young?" Lao Feishang touched his chin and said again, "I heard from the old lady below that you are almost 30 years old and still not dating?"

Zhu Ranzhi who is about to breathe fire:...

Coke: "Wow!"

Zhu Ranzhi has a partner before, online dating.

"Sorry, I'm 27 this year, what do you want???"

Lao Feishang treated him very well, "No, I just wonder if you want to be my object?"

"How about it?"

Zhu Ranzhi stuttered for a moment, "??? What?"

I saw that the other party was forced to lift his chin with a water bottle like the domineering president in his novel, "If you stay with me, maybe I will let you sleep better, including in the next few days?"

"If you don't..."

Zhu Ranzhi patted Lao Feishang on the shoulder once, and said, "OK! Deal!"

Cola:.....

Lao Feishang didn't seem to feel the pain, but smiled deeper, "Okay."

Zhu Ranzhi was very pleased with himself, this meeting could not only touch the chest muscles, but also sleep well, the best of both worlds.

Coke: Baldy's spring is here.