When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

On the third day of the emperor's wedding, the empress was supposed to entertain the concubines, give gifts in return, and exchange feelings.

But because of yesterday's farce, the queen was grounded to think about it, and the banquet was also cancelled.

Tan Yan was not only fined to face the wall and think about his mistakes, but also had to copy the palace rules a hundred times and withhold silver for three years.

He can still accept the grounding and deduction of the bill.

The space for activities in Qifeng Palace is large enough, like a park, so he won't feel bored.

He didn't have much idea about the case, anyway, the palace was full of food and lodging, so he couldn't starve to death.

The problem lies in copying the palace rules a hundred times, and copying them with a brush!

This is so inhumane!

"Ah, why is my life so full of disasters..." Tan Yan threw away the brush and lay down on the futon.

He didn't even finish copying half of the palace rules for the first time, and his hands were already cramping.

Hongying squeezed his hands for him intimately: "Your Majesty, if you want to eat some snacks to relieve your fatigue, I will make them for you."

Tan Yansheng said without love: "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly , dry meat, sausage, assorted sous pan..."

Hongying: "..."

The more Tan Yan thought about it, the more he felt annoyed: "Why should I be punished! Why!"

"If it wasn't for the scumbag man who forced me to take that spicy chicken pill, would I have gone crazy? Could I?"

Hongying patted him on the back, comforting him.

Tan Yan looked at the pile of palace rules on the case table and felt furious.

"He should be copying the palace rules. After all, he is the king of a country, and his words don't count."

Tan Yan grabbed the palace rules booklet and was about to tear it to pieces, but Hongying stopped him in panic: "Your Majesty! You can't do it!"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to tear it up!" Tan Yan gritted his teeth and said, "There's that bullshit Imperial Doctor Du, I must go to their imperial hospital to make trouble!"

This morning, Nanny Liu told him about the dark history of Doctor Du, and he realized how nasty this old guy is.

Anyone in the palace who saw him would make a detour.

Why is it that he is so unlucky to find this ghost old man to see a doctor? !

Hongying also blamed herself unceasingly: "Your Majesty, it's all the servant's fault. It was the servant who invited Imperial Physician Du, which made your Majesty..."

"Okay, okay! Don't talk about it." Tan Yan was very annoyed.

When he thought of the stupid things he did crazy yesterday, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

Now everyone in the palace is laughing at him, it's too embarrassing!

Even the servants of Qifeng Palace peeked at him very delicately.

This day has not been posted!

Just when Tan Yan was deciding whether to hit him head-on to death, Nanny Zhang suddenly came in to report.

"Your Majesty, De Concubine, please see me."

Concubine De?

Tan Yan flipped through his memory, and quickly found the impression of this concubine, after all, she was someone she met only yesterday.

Concubine De's name is Lu Jinlan, she looks like an orchid in an empty valley in a deep mountain stream, dignified and elegant, and speaks in a soft voice.

Yesterday I held his hand and talked a lot, especially concerned about his injury.

It is simply the embodiment of "truth, goodness and beauty".

Tan Yan had a very good first impression of her.

But... Regarding this "first impression", he has already stumbled three times.

For the first time, I thought the queen mother was good, but the queen mother made him miserable.

The second time I thought Concubine Xiao Gui was good, but she turned out to be my nemesis.

It's the third time that Mrs. Du is cured, what the hell!Simply poisonous!

Now he didn't dare to feel good about anyone anymore.

But the visitor was a guest, and also a concubine with a high rank ratio, so Tan Yan had no choice but to agree.

After a while, a woman in blue palace attire came in carrying a three-layer lacquered food box.

Her makeup is exquisite and elegant, her black hair is swaying, and her skirts are fluttering, just like the fairy in the painting, coming lightly on the stars.

Tan Yan was stunned for a moment.

At this time, Nanny Liu, who had been serving him all the time, quietly complained to him: "Your Majesty, you are still wearing a sinful body and can only wear plain makeup. It’s going to be dragged to the sky all the way, and I’m provoking you!”

Tan Yan suddenly woke up!

Yes, his face was swollen from the bloody lessons learned.

You can no longer trust people.

Concubine De saluted gracefully, and her voice was so gentle that water dripped out: "The concubine pays respects to the empress."

Really, really nice to hear!

Nanny Liu coughed twice, Tan Yan immediately tightened his face, and said seriously, "Excuse me."

It's so dangerous, the beauty deceives me!

This concubine De is so powerful, every frown and smile seems to be deliberately seducing people.

The self-control that he, a straight man of steel, was so proud of became as weak as a piece of paper.

Now Tan Yan doesn't think she is like an orchid in an empty valley, but like a rose in full bloom, alluring and seductive.

Are all women's temperaments so changeable?

Concubine De's eyebrows were curved, and she said to Tan Yan affectionately: "Your Majesty, my concubine saw that you were injured yesterday, and she once said that she would personally make some medicinal food for promoting blood circulation and ventilation for you. Look, it's still hot."

After finishing speaking, she took the food box and walked to Tan Yan's front.

To be honest, Tan Yan was very surprised.

He thought Concubine De was just saying polite things yesterday, but he didn't expect that she actually did it.

Hongying stepped forward to hold the food box, but Concubine De refused.

Concubine De looked at Tan Yan earnestly, her eyes were filled with tenderness: "This is the concubine's wish, let the concubine give it to the empress with her own hands."

"Thank you, it's such a hassle..." Seeing such a pair of eyes, Tan Yan couldn't say no.

Her eyes are so beautiful, she looks like she can talk love, Tan Yan is very embarrassed to see her.

Seeing that Tan Yan was completely crushed by the opponent, Zhang Momo anxiously whispered in his ear: "Mother, she is so arrogant!"

Tan Yan was at a loss, he really didn't think Concubine De was so arrogant, but felt that she had made a medicinal meal sincerely.

But Nanny Zhang was carefully selected by the Tan family to serve him, and she has played more Gongdou Zhaidou scenes than he ate, so it should be... unmistakable.

Is it like what is said on the Internet, straight men can't tell the difference between green tea?

But they haven't done anything now, and they can't tear their faces.

Only one step at a time.

Tan Yan instructed Hongying, "Go and clean up the case."

With swift hands and feet, Hongying quickly cleared up the desk full of pens, inks, papers and inkstones.

Concubine De sat down on the futon in a graceful figure, half leaning on the desk, and gracefully opened the food box with her slender hands like picking up flowers.

One floor, two floors, three floors.

Show off all the medicinal meals carefully arranged inside.

"Empress, come and taste Jin Lan's craftsmanship."

Tan Yan felt his heart melted, not only his posture was beautiful, but his craftsmanship was too beautiful!

Look at the small and round snow jade balls, look at the exquisite and lovely carvings, and look at the naive little animal cakes...

Did Concubine De really do it all by herself?

Concubine De pulled out a thin compartment from the bottom of the food box, and took out a small plate and a pair of jade chopsticks.

Hand picked up the food and sent it to Tan Yan: "I don't know if you like it or not, don't dislike Jin Lan's clumsiness."

Tan Yan suddenly felt hit by happiness.

Could it be that God saw that he was too unlucky these two days, and finally realized his conscience and sent an angel to heal him?

Tan Yan took the small plate, picked up the food inside and put it into his mouth.

Well……

It was so delicious!I can't wait to swallow my tongue!

Tan Yan made a decision instantly, Concubine De is a good girl!

At this moment, no matter what her purpose is, no matter whether she is sincere or not, anyway, he is super satisfied now.

Seeing Tan Yan's happy face, Hongying and Zhang Nanny secretly tightened their hearts.

Why is her mother so defenseless!

Hongying wanted to shake Tan Yan's head vigorously, to wake him up.

With a smile on the corners of Concubine De's lips, she asked expectantly: "Your Majesty, is it delicious?"

Tan Yan nodded fiercely, and praised with a thumbs up: "It's so delicious, your craftsmanship is really good!"

A blush rose on Concubine De's face, and her watery eyes shone like stars.

"It's fine if you like it, how about... Jin Lan will make it for you every day in the future?"

Of course, Tan Yan longed for something good to eat every day, but he was probably just talking politely.

"How can it be, your hands are so beautiful, it would be distressing if they become rough."

Concubine De was taken aback for a moment, then moved her body forward, leaned closer to Tan Yan, and breathed like blue: "Your Majesty's demeanor looks cold and distant, I didn't expect her heart to be so gentle."

When Tan Yan was suddenly approached by her, he was so nervous that his heart was beating wildly.

This is the first time that I have been so close to a girl, even my breath has become entangled.

Tan Yan moved back uncomfortably, but Concubine De over there pulled away a step ahead of him.

Tan Yan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

In the end, before he could fully recover, Concubine De suddenly took the chopsticks from his hand, took a small ball with her own hands, and brought it to his mouth:

"Young lady, try this."

Tan Yan was forced to open her mouth, her eyes were filled with fair and delicate skin, the rouge-like blush on her cheeks, and her soft lips.

"Is it delicious?" Concubine De asked in a low voice full of expectation.

Tan Yan's nose lingered with her body fragrance, eroding his mind bit by bit.

My heart was beating like a drum, and even my eardrums were vibrating.

His mind seemed a little out of control.

Concubine De didn't get an answer, she bullied her again and asked again: "Is it delicious?"

Tan Yan's tongue could no longer taste the taste of meatballs.

He subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to speak, but the ball suddenly rolled into his throat and slid into his stomach.

Tan Yan choked on the ball, covered his mouth and coughed violently.

Concubine De froze for a moment, then burst out laughing.

She wrapped Tan Yan into her arms, patted him on the back with her hand, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, why are you so careless, eat slowly, these are all yours, no one will snatch them from you."

Hongying and Zhang Nanny were anxious to come over to take over, but were blocked by Concubine De.

She glanced at Hongying coldly: "As long as I'm here, you can go while you wait."

Hongying bit her lip and could only respond.

She and Nanny Zhang looked at each other in private, a little anxious.

Nanny Zhang quietly lip-synced to her, signaling her to be calm: "Your Majesty, morning."

Here Tan Yan finally breathed freely and raised his head to catch his breath.

Concubine De hurriedly took out the silk handkerchief, gently wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said tenderly: "It's all my fault, I won't make this kind of troublesome cherry blossom snow jade ball again next time."

Tan Yan shook his head: "It's okay..."

Wait, why do I feel something is wrong with my body.

He woke up suddenly, only to realize that Concubine De was already half-sitting in his arms.

And the soft touch on the chest...

In an instant, alarm bells rang in his mind, this is the woman of a scumbag!

Can only see but not touch!

He didn't dare to push this delicate beauty, it didn't fit his hands anywhere, so he had to hold his hands and move back by himself.

"You, stay away from me..."

Concubine De frowned, wondering: "But where did the concubine offend the empress?"

Then she said sadly and aggrieved: "The concubine is sincere and just wants to wipe away tears for the empress..."

"It's been wiped, wiped clean, you sit down..." A thin layer of sweat broke out on Tan Yan's forehead, and he didn't know if he was scared or the atmosphere was too ambiguous and he was nervous.

Concubine De, what's going on, it feels weird.

Concubine De let out a regretful "Oh" and was about to get up.

Suddenly, as if she stepped on something, she threw herself on Tan Yan.

"what--"

Concubine De let out a groan, and her whole body fell down.

Tan Yanbi was inevitable, and both of them fell to the ground.

Eye to eye, nose tip to nose tip, and lips to lips just a little bit more!

At the 0.01 second when the error was about to happen, Tan Yan dodged in time, and was so shocked that he broke into a cold sweat and almost lost his mind.

I don't know if it's his illusion, it seems that a trace of pity flashed in Concubine De's eyes just now.

"You, get up quickly..."

Concubine De let out an oops, as if she fell in pain and couldn't get up.

Tan Yan had no choice but to stretch out his hand to support her shoulder: "What's wrong with you?"

Just as Hongying and Madam Zhang were about to rush over to help, they saw a person turn around from the screen covering the gate.

There is only one person who dares to enter Qifeng Palace without notification - the emperor.

"What are you guys doing?!"

In Chi Yu's eyes, what he happened to see was Concubine De pressing on Tan Yan, and Tan Yan clasped Concubine De's shoulders with both hands.

The two are intimate, face to face, as if they are about to kiss, and their gestures are so ambiguous that one can imagine.

Chi Yu knew that women in the palace would find other ways because they had not been favored by the emperor all year round.

Paragon mirror is the most common way.

But generally it's done very secretly.

No concubine dared to do such a thing boldly.

Therefore, after this thought flashed through Chi Yu's mind, he was denied it.

Especially Concubine De's expression is so calm and composed.

"Your Majesty, the concubine slipped and fell on the empress's body."

Concubine De waved away Hongying and Nanny Zhang's support, and stood up by herself.

At this time, she resumed her lofty posture like a secluded orchid in an empty valley that can only be seen from a distance, with a desolate appearance that does not eat the fireworks of the world.

The eyes looking at the emperor were as cold as autumn water, completely different from the coquettish manner just now.

Tan Yan was stunned by the sight, what's the situation?

Chi Yu came over and was a little surprised when he saw the food on the table: "Concubine De brought food for the queen?"

He remembered that this was De Fei's specialty dish, and he had seen it before.

Concubine De said indifferently: "Exactly. Hearing that the empress's feet have been restrained, the concubine guessed that she must be extremely bored, so she came to relieve her boredom."

She paused and said: "Since His Majesty is here, the concubine will leave."

Tan Yan stared blankly at her distant figure.

She has a grudge against the emperor?Why are you so indifferent.

Chi Yu looked at him intently, as if reluctant to part with it.

His heart moved, he twirled his index finger and thumb hesitantly, and finally stretched out his hand, squeezed Tan Yan's cheek hard, and asked, "Why are you blushing so much?"

Tan Yan's heart almost jumped out of his mouth, you can't say that I almost kissed your woman just now, right?

Fortunately, I braked in time.

"My skin is fair, white and rosy...doesn't it look good..."

Chi Yu glanced at him, and said calmly: "I thought you had a wrong idea about Concubine De."

The author has something to say: Chi Yu: What are you doing? !

Tan Yan: If you want to live a decent life, you have to wear some green on your hair.