When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Chenhuan Hall.

Chi Yu is revising the memorial.

Three days into the wedding, the backlog of government affairs is heavy, and he has hardly stopped since morning.

Ying Fu stepped forward and dialed the wick, and reminded in a low voice: "Your Majesty, it's already the third quarter of the unitary hour."

this late?

Chi Yu rubbed his sore neck and shoulders, really tired.

Ying Fu said: "Your Majesty has been busy all day, and it's time to rest. Now it's time to go to Xifeng Palace for dinner."

Qifeng Palace...

Chi Yu twirled her fingers, recalling the feeling of pinching the queen's cheek yesterday.

Tender and smooth, like a soft dough.

Is it because I have cured the strange disease that I get a rash when I meet a woman, or is it only when I meet the queen that I don't respond?

He wanted to verify it.

"Not going to Qifeng Palace tonight."

Yingfu looked up in astonishment: "Not going?"

When the dynasty was founded, the first emperor had stipulated that the emperor and queen should marry each other, and the emperor must accompany the queen for three days to show respect and cultivate affection.

But since Emperor Wuzong, because of the deep affection with the empress and his wife, they had been lingering for several days after marriage, and since then it has been extended to five days by default.

Today is the fourth day, and the emperor is supposed to stay overnight at the Queen's Qifeng Palace.

But thinking about what the queen has done these past two days, she is also the daughter of a talker, and with His Majesty's temperament, she really wouldn't want to go.

Chi Yu glanced at him indifferently, "Flip the cards."

Ying Fu Nuo gave a cry, turned around and went out to summon the eunuch who was in charge of Yin orders.

The steward Yin Ling came in with a sign and placed it respectfully in front of Chi Yu.

Chi Yu flipped through it casually, and wrote "Qin Yaoyao".

"Just go to Concubine Yao."

……

At this moment in Qifeng Palace, Tan Yan was gnawing on a chicken leg with his legs crossed.

He copied the palace rules for a day, and his hands were completely useless.

Hongying loves him dearly, and obeys every request he makes.

Tan Yan suddenly missed the taste of fried chicken legs so much, Hongying went to the imperial dining room to find two baby chickens.

The fried chicken drumsticks were no worse than the ones he ate before. They were really tender and delicate, juicy and delicious, and they didn't clog his teeth.

Tan Yan greatly appreciated Hongying's cooking skills: "Hongying, your dishes are more delicious than Concubine De's!"

Hongying smiled and said, "It's good that the empress likes it."

"Ma'am, it's not good." Nanny Zhang ran in nervously.

Tan Yan thinks that this nanny is really nice, but she likes to gossip.

There are almost two radars growing on the top of her head, and no matter what happens, she can't escape her control.

Tan Yan asked her: "What's the matter?"

Seeing that he was still gnawing on the chicken legs leisurely, Zhang Nanny said anxiously: "Madam, what time is this, you still have the mind to eat chicken legs."

"This is the meal, what are you going to eat if you don't eat chicken drumsticks?" Tan Yan rolled his eyes at her, what could be more important than eating?

Nanny Zhang said anxiously: "I just heard from the eunuch on duty at Chenhuan Hall that His Majesty will not come to Qifeng Palace tonight."

Tan Yanle, it's great not to come!

But on the face of it, he still had to pretend: "Your Majesty is busy with government affairs, and has been resting here for three days. There must be a backlog of important things to deal with."

Nanny Zhang slapped her thigh hard: "No, my mother!"

"Your Majesty is going to Feiyingyuan tonight, where the concubine Yao is."

"Concubine Yao?"

"Yes! Qin Yushi's daughter, Qin Yaoyao!"

pat...

The chicken leg in Tan Yan's hand fell on the plate.

He was so heartbroken, his little fairy.

Nanny Zhang sighed, look, the empress said she didn't care, but she still felt very uncomfortable.

After the emperor and empress get married, the emperor should accompany the empress for five days.

As a result, as soon as three days passed, the emperor was in a hurry to go to Concubine Yao.

Isn't this slapping the queen in the face?

"How could he do this..."

Thinking of the emperor's scumbag doing all kinds of beastly things to the little fairy, Tan Yan's heart hurts so badly that he can't breathe.

"That's right, how could Your Majesty treat you like this! It's too wrong!" Nanny Zhang cursed angrily.

Tan Yan slapped the table with a slap: "Yeah, it's too inappropriate!"

Little Fairy is still a minor, how could he do it.

"Your Majesty, before His Majesty passes by, we have to find a way to get him to Qifeng Palace." Nanny Zhang suggested in a low voice.

The scumbag pinned his feet, fined his royal money, and made him copy the palace rules a hundred times, yet he himself was flirtatious and happy, it was simply too deceitful.

Of course Tan Yan was very angry, but what could he do.

It can be stopped for a while, but it cannot be stopped for a lifetime.

All the women in the harem were his legal wives, and it was only natural for him to be lucky with anyone.

"Alas..." Tan Yan let out a long sigh, his eyes full of disappointment.

This expression fell into the eyes of Hongying and Zhang Nanny, they were really sad and anxious for him.

Tan Yan suddenly felt a little lucky again. Fortunately, the scumbag hated him so much that he hadn't let him sleep for three days.

In the future, he can be lucky with whomever he wants, as long as he doesn't be lucky with me.

"Forget it, let's eat." Having figured this out, Tan Yan continued to gnaw on the chicken legs.

Nanny Zhang and Hongying met each other's eyes, and they walked quietly to the corner.

While looking at Tan Yan, Hongying whispered to Nanny Zhang: "Look at how wronged you are, Your Majesty has gone too far."

Nanny Zhang: "That's right, I can't wait for five days! I was fined to spend the night outside the night before!"

Hongying is still young and has little experience in these matters, so she can only ask: "Nurse Zhang, what should I do?"

Nanny Zhang raised her chin triumphantly: "Master Xiang sent us to the palace to serve the empress, just to let us share the worries and worries for the empress. You will see about it."

Hongying's face beamed with joy: "Really?"

Nanny Zhang said: "Just wait, little girl, I'll go to find Nanny Liu right away, and I'll make sure everything will be done right away, but..."

Hongying asked: "But what?"

Nanny Zhang chuckled: "Come here with your ears."

Hongying leaned over, and soon her cheeks turned red.

No gossip, Zhang Nanny is very capable of action.

Her specialty lies in inquiring about news, and she has to rely on Mammy Liu to come up with ideas.

The two nuns have cooperated for many years, and their tacit understanding is extraordinary. It can be said that the combination of two swords is unparalleled in power.

Sure enough, as soon as these two masters stepped out, they really stopped Chi Yu halfway.

As for Qifeng Palace, Tan Yan had just finished eating.

Hongying ordered someone to collect the bowls and chopsticks, and said to him: "Madam, the slave has prepared the soup pool for you, and the obscene clothes have also been prepared."

Tan Yan frowned slightly: "I just ate and took a bath, it's not good for my stomach."

Hongying had already thought of an excuse: "You forgot that you will have a banquet for your concubine tomorrow, you need to get up early."

Tan Yan suddenly realized that getting up early here is not like the six or seven o'clock he used to be, but four or five o'clock.

You really need to go to bed early.

"Okay, I'm going to take a bath. But I can't do this in the future. Let me tell you, taking a bath after a meal is really bad. It's not scientific at all."

Hongying doesn't care if it's good or not, what is the word science?

Her hands were sweating from tension.

"Mother, empress, do you still like this obscene clothes?"

Tan Yan glanced at it casually, it was peach pink.

Although she didn't like it in her heart, but looking at Hongying's expectant eyes, she couldn't bear to refuse.

Pink is pink, who is not a little princess.

Anyway, he still has a long way to go as a women's bigwig.

"like."

Hongying heaved a sigh of relief in her heart, but luckily the empress trusted her as always, so she didn't open it to read.

Tan Yan hummed and walked towards the right ear room.

Qifeng Palace specially used a large room to build a soup pool, which was exclusively for the queen to enjoy, and it was the only one in the whole harem.

It is said that it was specially built by Emperor Wuzong to please the queen.

Tan Yan is quite satisfied with this big bathtub, and every time he has to soak his skin wrinkled, he is reluctant to part with it.

Turning around the blocking screen, Tan Yan began to undress.

Hongying was waiting outside.

When my young lady was taking a bath, she was never allowed to help her. Hongying was puzzled at first, but after a long time, she got used to it.

But tonight is a little different.

Hongying's heart was beating violently, looking at the slender figure with curves on the screen, she swallowed nervously.

She tiptoed towards the outside, and as soon as she reached the door of the main hall, she saw the emperor walking in.

Hongying's heart trembled, and she forgot to say hello for a while.

Seeing her stupid look, Chi Yu frowned: "What are you doing here, where is your master?"

Hongying quickly settled down: "Reporting to Your Majesty, Your Majesty is taking a bath in the soup pond."

Chi Yu sneered, quite sarcastic: "Didn't you say she was sick? She still has time to spend."

It's not that he hasn't been tricked by concubines before.

However, it would be refreshing to think that if the queen was really ill, her pitiful appearance would be seen by others.

By coincidence, he ordered people to turn around and come to Qifeng Palace.

Sure enough, this woman was not sick, but just like those concubines, she wanted to play tricks to seduce him.

It's ridiculous.

Ridiculous is ridiculous.

There is a saying: come all come.

Chi Yu still decided to go in and see what happened.

"When the happy pond is planted, the dream becomes the ocean. With drummed eyes and big mouth, it also sings loudly..."

When Tan Yan sang up to this point, he was stuffed into the water with his mouth puffed out, imitating the cry of a frog: "咕呱~~咱呱~~~"

How can you not have a concert while taking a shower!

Not only do you have to sing loudly, but you also have to change to different styles of music to show me the excellent singing skills of the manager!

"By lending me a pair of little wings, I can fly to the sun. I believe that miracles are within me... la la la la..."

"A happy little frog~~~A happy little frog~~~"

While Tan Yan sang, he stretched out his arms and patted the water lightly, assuming he was about to take off.

That appearance is no different from a mentally retarded sand sculpture.

Chi Yu watched from behind for a while, not knowing what state of mind he was in.

Obviously very vulgar and vulgar, but I really want to see it.

This queen is poisonous!

"Oops!" Tan Yan suddenly raised his right hand.

Chi Yu also jumped with his eyelids.

Then Tan Yan said "ah" again, pressed his right hand tightly with his left hand, and said in a heavy tone, "The seal of this pool is getting stronger and stronger, no good. The power of my unicorn arm is about to awaken again! How can it be repaired!"

Chi Yu: "..."

Tan Yan clasped his hands tightly, as if holding an epee, and slashed at the water: "Oh, this dirty world will be chopped by the king, cleaned up by the king, and purified by the king!"

Chi Yu: "What did you just say you were?"

Tan Yan turned around in shock, his eyes widened.

Chi Yu suddenly stood behind him, looking down at him coldly.

The author has something to say: What songs do you sing when you have a concert in the shower~~~

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