When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Tan Yanhe's soles slipped, and his whole body was submerged in the water, choking on several saliva.

Before he could catch his breath, he quickly covered his chest with his arms, trying to keep his secret.

I have to be thankful that, just to be on the safe side, he used a towel to wrap his chest around his chest when he took a shower.

What the hell, why did the scumbag suddenly appear here? !

Didn't he go to the little fairy?

Seeing his panicked look, Chi Yu frowned.

Didn't he draw himself here on purpose? What does it mean to be so surprised and scared? Is it playing hard to get?

"You, why are you here?" Tan Yan slowly moved back, away from him.

This idiot didn't say a word when he came, and he didn't know when he came.

When he thought of his own concert just now, and he saw him playing the second line, he really wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

What a shame!Why do all kinds of car rollovers and embarrassing things happen every time in front of him!

Seeing his shame and indignation, Chi Yu felt a little fresh: "Didn't you send someone to say that you were sick, so you insisted on seeing you?"

"I didn't!" This is too unnecessary!

"Could you mean that your nanny passed on the decree?" Chi Yu said leisurely.

Tan Yan opened his mouth, but didn't dare to continue.

Recently, he copied the palace rules, knowing that the maids in the palace who falsely passed on the orders of the master would be punished.

Punishment is carried out according to the seriousness of the crime, ranging from fines to death.

It is a serious crime for the nanny to falsely pass on the Queen's order.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Chi Yu acquiesced.

"Since you have gone to great lengths to invite me here, I will do whatever it takes... to meet your request."

After all, he began to undress.

"Don't force it, don't force it!" Tan Yan panicked: "Don't, don't take off your clothes..."

Chi Yu paused, and looked down at him calmly.

Tan Yan pulled out a smile that couldn't be more fake: "I've washed this water and it's dirty, why, why don't I ask them to change another pool of water and you wash it again?"

Chi Yu saw that his hands were covering his chest all the time, buried in the water from the neck down, like a chaste woman, and said: "You invited me to come, but then refused me, what kind of game is this?"

"No, no, dare not, dare not..." Tan Yan was so nervous that his fingernails were poking into the flesh of his palm.

Chi Yu stared at him steadily, making him even more frightened and uneasy.

"Since you don't dare, then get up and wait for me to take off my clothes."

Hi, so angry!You have to make an inch of it!

But Tanyan dared not speak out, so he could only say cowardly: "I'm very clumsy, otherwise, I'll ask Hongying to help you..."

Seeing his flustered look, Chi Yu found it pleasing to the eye.

Even the exhausted mood of approving memorials all day was instantly relieved.

"But I want the empress to serve me personally." Chi Yu said that Tan Yan was about to open his mouth, and interrupted him directly: "Could it be that the empress is not even willing to do this little thing for me?"

As soon as he gets out of the water, he will be exposed, how dare he go out!

Tan Yan thought about it and didn't know what to say next, so he could only stay where he was.

"Could it be that the queen's feet grew in the pool?" Chi Yu's expression sank a little.

"..." Tan Yan's heart tightened when he watched him, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "I, my foot, it seems to have its own thoughts, don't want to, don't want to move..."

Chi Yu sneered: "It seems that the queen doesn't want her own feet anymore. I'll count to three times. If you don't come out again, I'll ask someone to cut off your disobedient feet."

Tan Yan: "..."

"one."

"two."

Tan Yan: "Wait!"

Where would Chi Yu wait for him, she said simply: "Three..."

Just halfway through the tone of the word "three", Tan Yan burst out of the water with a "wow": "I'll come, I'll come right away!"

Chi Yu was able to stand at the same spot and wait for him.

Just watched him move three steps and retreat two steps, dawdling there.

"I think the queen may really not want her legs anymore."

"I want, I want!" Tan Yan held his breath, stood up with a heroic and generous appearance, and walked towards the shore.

Then he lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders again, pretending to be a doormat little daughter-in-law.

He sneaked a few glances at his chest, because he hugged it tightly with his arms, and finally made a groove in the middle of his chest with all his strength.

A small, shallow groove.

Hey, even if there is a groove, the chest is still flat, it's really hard to be a woman...

Chi Yu: "Queen, you don't need to squeeze so hard, I already know that your chest is as flat as the floor."

Tan Yan: "..."

Ahhh!You scumbag, you are so annoying!I really want to hit my head to death, it's too humiliating!

"Come here!" Chi Yu spread his arms, "Undress me."

Tan Yan walked over timidly, wishing to shrink himself into a round dough.

"I, I've finished washing, first, first put on my clothes?"

Chi Yu: "Undress."

Tan Yan really had no choice but to hang his head so hard that his chin almost reached his chest, trying to minimize his existence.

But he didn't know that what he thought to reduce the sense of presence seemed quite artificial in Chi Yu's eyes.

Chi Yu's height is much taller than Tan Yan's.

At this time, Tan Yan shrank his body deliberately, and bent over to undress him, making his figure appear even smaller.

From Chi Yu's perspective, he really couldn't see his front, so what caught his eye was a large piece of bare snow muscle on his back.

He tied his long hair into a loose bun, hanging lazily around his earlobe and shoulders.

A few strands of water-stained black hair meandered on his porcelain-white back.

It has a strange beauty.

It's not that he has never seen a woman's body, the concubines used all kinds of methods to seduce him, and they became numb over time.

But the queen, it seems that something is a little different.

The neck is as long as a shoot, the shoulders are slightly firm, the shoulder blades are too thin, and the back is firm.

Thinking about it carefully, the queen's every move is also open and close, full of heroic spirit.

It is rare to see the tenderness of the youngest daughter.

If there is a distinction to be made, then the bodies of the concubines are like delicate flowers, while the queen's body is like Songzhu.

As the clothes fell off one by one, Chi Yu found that the queen became more and more nervous.

Her snow-white back was covered with a thin layer of powder, and her earlobes were even red enough to bleed.

She just said that she doesn't have the coquettish attitude of a little daughter, so that's it.

Chi Yu reached out her hand and pinched his earlobe.

He was like a frightened cat, with fur all over his body, and his eyes were staring at him fiercely.

"You are my woman, what if I touch you?"

woman... woman...

Tan Yan was so shocked by these two words that his whole body trembled.

"What are you doing in a daze, keep taking off."

You have healthy limbs and are not disabled, can you take off your underwear by yourself?

Tan Yan held back his anger, but he didn't dare to attack.

I really want to thank the various wonderful clients he met in his previous work, which taught him how to control his emotions.

"I'm shy and embarrassed to take it off."

Chi Yu was very disgusted: "It's really useless."

Tan Yan clenched his fist, loosened it, and clenched it again. After doing this three or five times, he finally gave up.

Forget it, there is a good saying, don't try to argue with an idiot, because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him.

Chi Yu took off the last clothes by himself and went straight into the water.

Seeing this, Tan Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and ran away quickly while his back was facing him.

As a result, he only walked a few steps before he heard an uncompromising voice of command.

"come over."

Tan Yan's back stiffened, he turned sideways slightly, and pulled out a difficult smile: "I have finished washing, you wash slowly, slowly, I will not squeeze with you."

"Come here and rub my back."

You can't be lazy!

Tan Yan tactfully refused again: "I'm clumsy, why don't I let Yingfu..."

"Don't make me say it a third time."

Tan Yan turned around helplessly, aggrieved and submerged in the water.

The dead scumbag is like an old man, leaning leisurely by the pool, waiting to be served.

Tan Yan reluctantly stretched out his hand and rubbed his back.

The scumbag has a really good figure, better than the one he had trained in the gym for a long time.

Tan Yan looked at his current body sourly, it was even more in vain than a vain chicken,

Only two lines of lemon tears can be left silently.

"I've been reviewing papers all day today, and my shoulders are very tired. Give me a squeeze."

You have too much shit!

No matter how much he complained in his heart, he didn't dare to be slow in the work at hand, otherwise the dead scumbag would make trouble for him again.

After a while, I suddenly heard the scumbag say, "I thought you were useless, but I didn't expect you to have a good massage."

Tan Yan: "If you delete the first half of the sentence, I will be happier."

I used to work out in the gym, and when my muscles were fatigued or strained, I needed friends to help each other massage.

These skills have been honed over the years, can you feel uncomfortable? !

It's really cheap for you.

Chi Yu turned her head and glanced at him indifferently: "The technique is good."

Tan Yan was surprised to hear a scumbag say something kind all of a sudden.

Just as he was about to show a smile, he heard the other party Fu say: "If you know how to pinch, just pinch a little longer."

Tan Yan: "..."

"Go on, don't be lazy."

Tan Yan gritted his teeth and told himself to be patient.

Just pinching and pinching, he found that the scumbag kept his eyes closed and his breathing became more and more even.

Is this falling asleep?

Tan Yan gradually relaxed his grip, and seeing that he didn't respond, he whispered again: "Your Majesty..."

Still no response.

"His Majesty?"

Really fell asleep?

"Damn scumbag!"

I finally spoke out what was in my heart, and felt much more comfortable.

Tan Yan was overjoyed, and hurried to the shore.

Just as he was about to step on half of his foot, he suddenly felt his wrist being pulled tightly.

Tan Yan stiffened his neck and turned back little by little.

"What did the Queen call me just now?"

Tan Yan showed a professional and sincere smile: "I call you Your Majesty."

"Really?"

Tan Yan nodded again and again: "Really, it's more real than real gold,"

"Where is the queen going?"

Tan Yan said very caringly: "I saw you fell asleep, and I want to ask Yingfu to help you up."

The corner of Chi Yu's mouth gradually curled into a smile: "Yingfu is no better than the queen, tonight, the queen will serve me."

The sound of the word "serve" is particularly severe.

The author has something to say: Chi Yu: The empress sings really well, and she can tour the country in the future.I can make all the people call for the Queen.

Tan Yan: Thank you, no need.