When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Serving has many meanings.

Fortunately, none of them were what Tan Yan thought.

"What? The queen seems very disappointed." Chi Yu squinted at him.

Tan Yan quickly shook his head: "Absolutely not!

He really breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out that he was not serving the bed, but just reading before going to bed.

Chi Yu: "I hate people who read without emotion the most, understand?"

Tan Yan nodded: "Understood, I am very good at this, don't worry."

Then you have found the right person. Back then, Brother Tan not only won the No. 1 poetry recitation, but also worked as a CV in my spare time, and I have many fans.

Otherwise, why do you think I can remember so many lines from Secondary [-].

Chi Yu was very satisfied that he could say this: "When you yelled those nonsense affectionately before, I felt that this matter will belong to you in the future."

Tan Yan laughed awkwardly: "Let's not do it, am I stealing Yingfu's job?"

Chi Yu patted his head affirmatively: "Good boy, you can do it."

Tan Yanbie started, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, please don't touch me like a dog."

Chi Yu withdrew his hand: "Then you read carefully."

Although I don't like women very much, and I don't like touching women.

But the queen was an exception, he would not get sick if he touched her, which made him feel curious and fresh, and couldn't help but want to touch her.

"Then wait for me, I'll go change my clothes."

Tan Yan went to the dressing room, took a clean bath towel to dry his body, and then changed into the new obscene clothes that Hongying had prepared for him.

Yes, that peach pink one.

For some reason, Tan Yan always felt that this dress was a bit weird to wear.

When he walked out, seeing the surprised look in the emperor's eyes, he knew something must be wrong.

"Is there... something wrong?"

Chi Yu smiled without saying a word, and threw the book to him.

Tan Yan took a look and was almost killed by lightning.

"Obsession of the World: The Only Favor of the Cold-Faced King", author Qiao Duan.

I really thought that even if what you asked me to read was not a book like "Spring and Autumn" or "Historical Records", at least it should be a literary monograph or something like that.

Such a shameful thing, don't you think it's hot on your ears, but the people I read are hot on your mouth!

"Why, you can't read?" Chi Yu had already gone to bed when he said this, and was waiting for him leisurely.

"..." Tan Yan gritted his teeth, holding back the heart of complaining: "I know."

You are so narcissistic that you read novels in which you are the protagonist.

"Start reading from page three of No.70."

Tan Yan sat down by the bed, and opened the third page of No.70: "Tan Xueyan was wearing the most popular red blouse, which is hard to find, and the material is peach pink. It is usually placed there and kept It's not very eye-catching, but once the body heat is applied to the body, the obscene clothes will become translucent, making the skin and curves faintly visible..."

Tan Yan: "..."

Too bad, I don't know where to start complaining.

Chi Yu lay sideways on the bed, looking at him calmly: "Keep reading."

Tan Yan cleared his throat and forced himself to calm down: "I'd better go change clothes first."

However, his red ears had already betrayed him.

Chi Yu smiled faintly: "You don't need to feel ashamed, the queen, I think it's pretty pretty."

Look good at your sister!You pervert!

Tan Yan really wanted to bump his head to death!Hongying, you pig teammate, you are a fool!

"I'll change it!" Tan Yan threw down the book, rushed into the dressing room, and ruthlessly tore off the eye-catching clothes.

It's embarrassing to the Pacific Ocean!

When he came out again, Tan Yan had already wrapped himself up tightly.

Chi Yu tapped the pages of the book with his index finger.

Tan Yan picked up the book, and when he saw the description just now, the shame that had been suppressed with great difficulty surged up again.

Hold back, hold back.

"Tan Xueyan thought that she could keep the emperor with her body, but she didn't expect that in the eyes of the man, there was only disgust..."

"Your Majesty, just take a look at Xue Yan!"

This is so unreadable!

Chi Yu glanced at him: "Is this what you said you're good at?"

Tan Yan slapped the book angrily: "Can I change the book!"

Chi Yu pointed to the box beside the bed: "Change it at will."

Tan Yan thought that the box that Yingfu carefully carried in contained the emperor's precious things, but it turned out that it was full of such spicy books.

He took another book from the thick stack of books.

"Tears in Kyoto: Love from Tonight" is still the mentally handicapped author, Qiao Duan.

Chi Yu: "No. 80 page five."

The page numbers are so clearly written down, what exactly is in your mind?

Tan Yan opened it resignedly, and read: "Tan Xueyan was crying, heartbroken. She shouted loudly to the emperor: 'It turned out that everything was a lie to me, you were just using me, you never loved me at all!'

'I have never loved a woman with a heart like yours, but what I really love is Jin Lan! '

'impossible!impossible! '

'Come on, man!Put her in limbo! '"

This line is too mentally retarded. Is there something wrong with the brain of the person who wrote the book? !

Tan Yan couldn't help but think, if the scumbag asked him to read this kind of thing, was he foretelling his own fate in the future?

"Don't stop, read."

Tan Yan rolled his eyes at him, and continued to read, and as he read, he finally figured out the general plot.

The protagonist of this book is the emperor and concubine Lu Jinlan.

It is written that the emperor fought fiercely with the Four Wangmen in order to gain power.

Concubine De, as a member of the Lu family, one of the four major families, is supposed to help her family, but she fell in love with the emperor deeply and was in a dilemma.

The emperor also couldn't help falling in love with Concubine De.

But as the emperor, he couldn't just spoil Concubine De, and because Empress Tan Xueyan was not only cruel, but also extremely jealous, he couldn't understand any woman who was close to the emperor.

This kind of nonsense plot is of course a sadomasochistic relationship, anyway, it is just a variety of misunderstandings.

But that's not the point.

The point is, although the emotional drama in this book is written in a spicy way, the career line is very clear.

When Tan Yan read that the four major families had all been exterminated, he instantly became sober.

Tan family, all repeat offenders beheaded, the remaining men were sent to the bitter cold places, and the women were filled with low status.

Tan Xueyan hanged herself in the cold palace.

Only then did Tan Yan realize that he hadn't read aloud for a long time.

He was actually attracted by this cheating plot, and watched it intently.

Spicy chicken novels waste my time, consume my energy, and spoil my mood, bah!

I will never watch this kind of thing that can't be put on the table.

Tan Yan rubbed his neck and found that the scumbag had already fallen asleep.

He sleeps in a standard position, lying motionless on his back with his legs stretched out and his hands crossed on his stomach.

Tan Yan nodded appreciatively, yes, it can be put directly into the coffin.

He yawned, he was already too sleepy, but there were still a dozen pages left in the book in his hand, and the finale was coming soon.

He really wanted to know if the emperor and concubine De were together in the end.

There are two voices fighting in the girl's head.

A: This kind of spicy chicken book is so tasteless, don't read it!

B: Let’s see, there are only a dozen pages left, just don’t read it in the future.

A: Don't read it, you have to get up early tomorrow!

B: Dozens of pages won't take much time, let's read, read.

I've watched so much, but I always feel that something is missing if I don't watch the finale.

Tan Yan finally turned to the next page, trying to read it as soon as possible.

Then, Tan Yan cried.

"This ending is too fucking abusive, why is it like this! Spicy chicken author, I will never read this spicy chicken author's article again!"

……

The next day, Chi Yu woke up.

Just about to get up, I found that my arm was caught by something.

Looking back, it turned out that the queen was sitting on the bedside and fell asleep, with a book scattered at her feet.

It was the one I read last night, but the ending part had been torn.

Chi Yu pulled his hand away, and Tan Yan tilted his head to reveal his face.

His brows were furrowed, he was restless in sleep, and his cheeks were covered with red marks.

The small appearance is really aggrieved, which makes people feel distressed.

At this time, Yingfu and Hongying, who heard the movement in the house, came in one after another.

The two were taken aback when they saw the situation inside.

Why did the queen sleep on the bed pedal...

Chi Yu raised her index finger to her lips: "Shh..."

Then he got out of bed, picked up Tan Yan, and put him on the bed very lightly.

Hongying whispered: "Your Majesty, the ladies who came to the return banquet will soon go to Qifeng Palace to pay their respects."

Chi Yu said: "Let them wait."

Is this caring about my mother-in-law?

Hongying restrained her joy, and said again: "But, it's really inappropriate to make all the ladies wait like this, the servants still make the ladies..."

Chi Yu interrupted her: "I will tell them."

Hongying was overwhelmed with surprise: "My servant thanked Your Majesty on behalf of the empress."

"Go down."

Hongying backed out excitedly.

Ying Fu stepped forward in surprise and asked, "Your Majesty, are you really okay after touching the Queen?"

As he spoke, he took out a small box containing pills.

Chi Yu: "No."

Ying Fu didn't know what to say for a while.

In the past, after His Majesty was touched by a woman, his whole body would be covered with red rashes, itching and painful, almost tormenting people insane.

It was especially miserable when he was young. If he didn't check, he would scratch himself until he was covered in blood.

Later, when he succeeded to the throne, he accumulated a sense of prestige, which made those women dare not make mistakes.

Now that a woman suddenly appeared who would not make His Majesty sick, it was like a gift from heaven.

However, this woman's surname is Tan.

"Then Your Majesty...the Empress..." Ying Fu couldn't help but worry about it.

His Majesty will definitely clean up the negotiators, and the relationship between him and the queen will be...

Chi Yu gave him a cold look: "Change clothes."

Yingfu woke up in a jerk, and slapped himself: "The slave knows his mistake, the slave knows his mistake."

As soon as Chi Yu finished washing this room, Qifeng Palace welcomed its guests.

Twenty or thirty concubines, accompanied by maids and nurses, came in swayingly.

Looking from a distance, it is really beautiful clothes and beautiful temples.

It was quite lively and eye-catching.

All the empresses took their seats one by one, waiting for the most honorable one in the Ming Hall to make an appearance.

As a result, the Lord did not wait, but the Emperor.

All the concubines were astonished, but they still got up to salute.

"My concubine pays homage to Your Majesty."

Everyone was puzzled:

Doesn't the emperor hate the place where women get together the most?

Isn't the return banquet always attended by concubines in the harem?

Why didn't the queen come, but the emperor came?

Chi Yu walked to the middle of the hall wearing a court uniform: "The empress was extremely tired last night, she was very tired, and she hasn't woken up yet."

One stone stirred up thousands of waves, concubines, you look at me, I look at you, the expressions on their faces can be described as colorful.

Tired?Very tired?

Are you so tired you haven't woken up yet?

It seems that this queen is really powerful.

Last night not only robbed concubine Yao of her bedside attendant, but also made the emperor so eccentric and caring.

At this time, the most uncomfortable thing is concubine Yao.

The little girl's eyes turned red in an instant, and the teardrops hung in the corners of her eyes, which could not be shed: "Your Majesty, last night, last night, you were supposed to come to the Feiying Courtyard of my concubine!"

Chi Yu turned a deaf ear to her questioning: "I'm going to court early, and all the concubines are waiting here for the queen to wake up."

Before he could step out of the gate of Qifeng Palace.

Suddenly there was a cry of pain from the bedroom.

"Ah, ah, it hurts me to death, my neck is stiff!"

"My waist hurts too, why does it hurt so much? My feet are numb too..."

"Chi Yu, that bastard, must be his fault!"