When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

In the memorial, apart from the very forceful scolding, there are also all kinds of weird remarks.

Tan Yan couldn't understand some slang words, so he asked Yingfu.

Ying Fu hastily browsed the advice of the ministers, his expression was quite indescribable.

I am embarrassed to translate it.

Damn, that seems like a very bad word.

He now occupies this body, what's the difference between scolding Xueyan and scolding him?

Tan Yan is not a person who swallows his anger, especially when he pioneered Song Zhenyan, the servant of Zhongshu.

I can't stop when I pick up the pen.

For some reason, he suddenly felt that his brain was very bright, as if he had opened up the second channel of Ren and Du.

Essays are like springs, and writing is like spirit.

All kinds of hateful words poured out from the tip of the pen like turning on the faucet.

For example, in Taichang Shaoqing's notebook, first he wrote a bunch of scolding words about him, and then suddenly there was a magical turning point, and he recommended his cousin to the emperor.

Said that his cousin was eighteen years old, beautiful and virtuous, slim and dignified, such a woman is suitable to be a queen.

Tan Yan directly approved it below: If there is no picture, you can say JB.

Another example is the excerpt from the governor of Zhongzhou, which is written about a woman like Tan Xueyan who has no morals and no morals. The children she will give birth to in the future must also be immoral.And she is likely to persecute other princes.

Tan Yan commented on the back: You have even thought about what my future child will be like, and I have also thought about what kind of flowers will be planted on your grave.

Another example is General Habayashi, who said that if the queen is arrogant and arrogant, he can enter the palace to help His Majesty discipline her.

Tan Yan smiled coldly, and approved: I think you are farting in bed, you can smell (text) and cover (wu).

The more Tan Yan scolded, the more excited he became. What does it mean to scold Fang Qiu?This is!

All civil and military officials were scolded bloody by him, how cool!

He suddenly stood up, looked at the memorials covered on the table, and said disdainfully: "There is no one who can fight, not against anyone, everyone present is hot chicken!"

Even if there were ten more frames of memorials, he would have no trouble approving them.

Yingfu and Hongying had been waiting by the side the whole time, watching helplessly as Tan Yan finished approving the memorial in the big rattan box in less than an hour.

The shocked expression seemed to be frozen, and he stared blankly at this mighty and dazzling master of the harem.

Tan Yan only felt that his whole body was full of strength, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, and he didn't have to strenuously go up to the fifth floor in one breath.

The whole person is still light and light, and there is a feeling of being as light as a swallow, which is really exciting!

His body seemed to be full of prehistoric power, if he didn't let it out, he would be suffocated!

Tan Yan picked up the memorial on the table, and rushed to the bedside briskly.

All the "crash" fell on Chi Yu.

"Scumbag, I'll finish approving the memorial! Bring the Phoenix seal quickly!"

Chi Yu has always been a light sleeper, and opened her eyes immediately.

But he was still a little confused by the situation in front of him.

Tan Yan grabbed his arm, pulled him up, and then rapped very cheerfully: "Hey, it's not my wish to enter the palace, and you don't have any objections to the scumbag. Thousands of beauties in the harem Wan, it’s a good deal to share me, yay! All the officials are against me, I don’t care about labor and capital at all, yo yo check..."

Chi Yu looked at him expressionlessly.

Yingfu and Hongying were so frightened that they hurried up to separate them.

In the end, Tan Yan pushed him away with a palm and kicked him away.

"Touch me, you will die!"

Hongying's whole body went limp, and she knelt down directly: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you!"

Tan Yan didn't pay attention to her at all, his mind was full of mystery and ethereal, as if he was going to ascend to heaven and he was as happy.

Seeing that Chi Yu was still half lying on the bed, he immediately became angry: "You're paralyzed when you sleep, wake up!"

Chi Yu wanted to overturn him with a skillful backhand.

But he didn't expect Tan Yan's strength to become infinitely strong, not only did not overturn him, but he was pulled down to the ground.

Tan Yan took Chi Yu's hand, held his head high, and strode forward: "Life is not only about living in front of you, but also about poetry and the distance. Come on baby, my brother will take you to pretend and fly you, let's talk about it." Just go on a trip!"

Yingfu stood in front of her and almost cried, "Your Majesty! Please stop!"

He saw the queen holding His Majesty's hand. This scene was so exciting that his heart almost stopped beating.

Chi Yu's face suddenly became extremely ugly.

He gathered strength in his palm, and was about to shake off the woman who suddenly went crazy.

But Tan Yan pulled him suddenly, almost fell, and then stumbled and dragged him out of Qifeng Palace.

Tan Yan felt that he was like a martial arts master, with his toes on the water, and his small steps, so unrestrained.

"The boundless sky is my love...the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills...what kind of rhythm is the most swaying..."

As he sang, Tan Yan swayed.

This coquettish serpentine position made Chi Yu, who wanted to break free from him several times, miss again and again.

Tan Yan dragged him out of the palace gate of Qifeng Palace.

The Imperial Forest Army waiting at the door was taken aback by the aggressive posture of the two of them, and they were all in a daze.

But seeing His Majesty's ugly face, they all reacted very quickly and surrounded him.

Seeing that these people dared to stop him, Tan Yan stepped forward with a golden knife and shouted: "Carry out the Great Proletarian Revolution to the end! Do you know this formation?!"

The Royal Forest Army forced to pose: "..."

At this time, all the palace people in Qifeng Palace also ran out, and there was a huge crowd.

Veins popped out of Chi Yu's forehead, and he shouted angrily, "Take her down!"

Tan Yan snorted contemptuously, grabbed Chi Yu's hand to prevent him from breaking free, stared at him as if death was at home, and shouted: "The team battle can be lost, but the Shadow Demon must die!"

How dare the Imperial Forest Army act carelessly, this one is the emperor and the other is the empress.

Anyone who is injured can't eat and walk around.

Tan Yan sees the needle, taking advantage of the hesitation of the Imperial Forest Army, and pulls Chi Yu away like a gust of wind.

While running, he shouted: "For the glory of Sylvanas!"

Chi Yu was inattentive, and his head hit the door frame at the end of the corridor with a "bang".

In an instant, all the Venus stars were spinning around in front of my eyes, and I couldn't tell the difference between south, east and north.

Seeing that he had broken out from so many powerful men, Tan Yan couldn't control himself for a while.

"Davarich, Ulla! The Soviet fighters don't need a curtain call!"

Along the way, the people from Qifeng Palace, the Imperial Forest Army beside the emperor, and the palace people walking in the palace...

Those who knew and those who didn't, all gathered in and hoisted up a long train.

Chi Yu was really going insane, she still hadn't recovered from the collision just now, and was dragged by Tan Yan to run wildly again.

This time, he didn't know where he hit, the pain made his eyes go black, he didn't know what time it was.

At this time, many concubines were walking, enjoying the shade, and chatting in the palace.

It is a peaceful picture of quiet years, beautiful flowers and clear wind.

Suddenly a palace concubine called out: "Look, what's over there?"

"Hey, that's... I seem to have seen Your Majesty..."

"That's the Imperial Forest Army in the back?"

"The person who is pulling His Majesty to run is the queen?"

"Well, what's going on here?"

A palace concubine covered her mouth in astonishment, and said in fear: "Your Majesty has always been calm and reserved, how could he do such disgraceful things as running around in the palace, could it be...could it be..."

"What did you say?!"

"Could it be that someone is forcing the palace?"

"Forcing the palace?!"

"Oh my god, it's scary!"

"Look, there are a lot of people following behind, they are really forcing the palace..."

"Then, what shall we do, what shall we do!"

All the concubines panicked for a moment, lifted their skirts and fled wildly in all directions.

Maids, mothers, eunuchs...

All panicked and ran to tell each other:

"You're forcing the palace! Run!"

"The Imperial Forest Army has rebelled, and they are chasing and killing His Majesty!"

"Run, force the palace, kill!"

One spread to ten, ten to hundreds, within a short time, the news of forced palace spread throughout the palace, and all the palace people panicked.

Those who run away run, those who hide hide, those who pack their bags pack their bags, oh, and there are those who steal things in disorder...

The palace, which had been silent all year round, suddenly became lively.

At this time, Tan Yan looked at the longer tail following behind him, calm and calm.

The steady stream of strength allows him to do everything with ease.

There is even a lonely mood of seeking defeat alone.

"A bunch of fighting scum!"

"Do you know what the hell you're doing?!" Chi Yu finally came to his senses, clutching his painful forehead, feeling the most unexpected dazed emotion in his life for the first time.

This kind of situation where things are completely out of control and developing in a more and more crazy direction makes him very uncomfortable.

Tan Yan turned around and said to him with an inscrutable expression: "Of course I know what I'm doing."

It might be because his expression was too calm and sincere, or it might be that Chi Yu was so hot-headed for a while that he asked with great anticipation: "What are you doing?"

Tan Yan reached out to touch his head, but sadly found that he was a head and a half taller than him.

Unconvinced, he let out a "chi" and had no choice but to stand on tiptoe, and slapped the wall behind Chi Yu with his right hand, causing a wall thud.

Tan Yan touched his face with his right hand, and said to him in a radiant, priestly tone, "May the Holy Light be with you..."

After finishing speaking, he pressed Chi Yu's shoulders and put his lips on his forehead: "My child, the Lord loves you!"

Chi Yu's face was dark, this woman not only touched his hand, but also kissed his forehead!

A thousand cuts are cheap!

Chi Yu raised his hand and gave a sharp palm.

Tan Yan didn't take it seriously, thinking that he could easily escape.

Eh, why did my body suddenly become soft, and my dodging movements also slowed down...

Wait, don't, don't hit me...

There was a sharp pain in his neck, and Tan Yan fell down in disbelief.

Chi Yu clutched his forehead and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The Imperial Forest Army, the guards in the palace, and a large group of palace people who got involved inexplicably finally arrived late.

The picture at the scene is a bit subtle.

Chi Yu ordered in a cold voice: "Come here, take the queen back and imprison her for a month!"

Everyone in Qifeng Palace shrunk into a quail shape, wrapping Tan Yan tightly with hands and feet.

At an inhuman speed, he rushed back in the direction of Qifeng Palace.

What a shame.

Chi Yu looked at the moving head in front of him, and scolded, "What are you doing here!"

The palace people trembled in fright, and instantly scattered like birds and beasts.

With a weeping face, Ying Fu leaned over: "Your Majesty, something is wrong."

Chi Yu took a deep breath and asked patiently, "What's the matter?"

Yingfu choked up and said, "Your Majesty is dragging you around, and the Imperial Forest Army is chasing after you. I don't know who spread the rumor that the Imperial Forest Army rebelled and forced the palace to kill you. Now the entire imperial palace is in chaos..."

Chi Yu: "..."

……

Under the cold September, on the rockery in the flower pond of Qifeng Palace.

Suddenly squatted a lonely shadow.

When I walked in, I saw that it was our empress who had just entered the palace.

Tan Yan curled up on the rockery in a desolate figure, weeping silently, picking up his few integrity.

Hongying knelt by the flower pond, looking at him distressedly: "Your Majesty..."

Her young lady was punished by His Majesty to sleep outside and not to eat tonight, it is really pitiful.

"I'm so stupid, really." Tan Yan raised his dull eyes and said, "I just knew I wanted to fight against him and forgot that he was the most powerful man in the feudal society. Watching him run around the palace, talking so much nonsense, and even kissing him, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..."

Hongying wiped her tears, sobbing and said: "Your Majesty, even if you die, this servant will always be by your side."

Tan Yan murmured: "You don't understand, I actually kissed him, I'm not pure anymore, my body is so dirty..."

Hongying: "..."

……

At this time, in Qifeng Palace.

Chi Yu opened the curtain, looked at the memorials all over the bed, and felt his head hurt again.

Ying Fu hurriedly stepped forward to share his worries: "Your Majesty, the servant will clean up immediately."

Chi Yu raised his hand and stopped it.

He remembered that he didn't sleep for a long time, Tan Yan smashed him awake with this pile of things, and shouted that the approval was over.

"How long did it take for the queen to approve these memorials?"

Ying Fu: "Less than an hour."

Chi Yu raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, picked up a memorial and opened it.

After a cursory look at the clichés of the officials, the sight quickly fell on the Zhubi at the end.

Don't talk about asking her to imitate the notes, and don't mention the handwriting that looks like a dog gnaws.

Looking at these comments, Chi Yu didn't know whether he should have a headache or laugh.

"Have I eaten your rice? Keep it wide!"

"Have you lost your mind?!"

"I see you are rowing in a well, with no future at all!"

"Ouch, let's go eat fish together when you have time, I think you are quite picky."

These can still be understood, but what are these things behind?

Just like the nonsense he yelled this afternoon, it was puzzling.

"If you don't have a picture, you say JB!"

"You are a descendant of Archimedes, you know bars all day long."

Chi Yu invited Yingfu, and pointed to the strange name on it, "Do you know what this is?"

Yingfu shook his head. Although he didn't understand, he was easy to learn: "The servant went out and asked the empress."

Chi Yu waved her hand, turned around and sat down beside the bed.

He spread his hands and stared for a long time.

This afternoon, after he was grabbed by the queen, he hadn't had time to take the medicine.

Later, it was even gradually forgotten.

At this time, his hands were as clean as before, and the skin on his body did not show the red rash that had grown up after being touched by a woman.

Queen, what kind of magical person is she?

The author has something to say: Chi Yu: Oh no, being kissed by a woman for the first time is a heart-wrenching feeling.

Tan Yan: I have had a myocardial infarction.