When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

It is impossible to take medicine if you take medicine, and you will never take medicine in this life!

Tan Yan uses all four limbs, guarding every inch of the land of his body, and will never be violated.

But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

The so-called most of the defeats began to collapse from internal corrosion.

Who would have expected that his most trusted teammate would be the first to use nuclear weapons.

Hongying, this girl, actually used the trick of tickling!

"Ahahahaha..." Tan Yan curled up on the bed, laughing until tears came out.

You promised to be each other's most trusted sisters, but you hugged the big pig's stinky legs as soon as you turned around!

While scratching, Hongying gently persuaded: "Your Majesty, this is for your own good."

With tears on my face, what came out of my mouth was laughter.

Tan Yan's glass heart shattered: "Hahaha, Hongying...hahaha, I, look, hahaha...it's your fault, hahaha..."

Nanny Yang, who has the title of the Royal No. [-] masseur, will never live up to her reputation.

Very lightly, he held down the weak, pitiful and helpless Manager Tan.

Hongying picked up the pill and stuffed it into Tan Yan's mouth: "This servant is always thinking of your mother, even if you cut me into pieces later, I will have no regrets!"

After she finished speaking, she put her palm against Tan Yan's jaw and lifted it, only to hear a "grunt".

The pill has been swallowed.

As the initiator, Imperial Physician Du twirled his beard with great satisfaction, and nodded in an unfathomable gesture.

Tan Yan finally regained his freedom, and quickly stretched out his finger and pressed it on his tongue.

"vomit……"

Chi Yu, who watched the show for a long time, said coolly:

"If you dare to spit it out, I'll let you eat another one."

If it wasn't that he couldn't beat him, Tan Yan wished he could saliva all over his face:

"Who knows what this old man made, what if something goes wrong with me!"

This sentence reminded Doctor Du of the fear that many years ago, the women in the harem were dominated by him as guinea pigs.

So that later, no one came to him for treatment.

Thinking of his generation of genius doctors, how desolate and lonely.

It's rare that the queen empress trusts him and asks him for treatment, but he doesn't, he...

Doctor Du rubbed his hands, for some reason, his conscience was a little uneasy.

Chi Yu glanced at Imperial Physician Du.

Doctor Du, the helmsman who seemed to have lost his way in the sea, suddenly broke through the thick fog and found the long-lost lighthouse.

Immediately, he patted his chest forcefully: "Your Majesty, with my character as a guarantee, this pill is absolutely fine!"

Your undisguised YP transactions are really pure and unpretentious.

Tan Yan didn't know where to complain: "Then what if something goes wrong? Who will be responsible?"

Tan Yan felt that he should act like the mother of a country.

He patted the edge of the bed, and roared in a stern voice: "What if someone dies?!"

Doctor Du almost applauded, thinking:

That couldn't be better!

I'm about to come back, and I'm sure I'll be able to avenge my shame!

Chi Yu: "If it really takes someone's life, I will give one to each person in the Imperial Hospital."

He turned his head to look at Imperial Physician Du, smiling happily: "As the imperial physician commanding the imperial hospital, if you commit the crime of murdering the queen, wait for the entire imperial hospital to be buried with you."

Doctor Du: "..."

Chi Yu said to Tan Yan again: "I heard that the Queen used to love handsome men and handsome men. Although the people in the Tai Hospital are not very good at medical skills, they are very handsome. I think you will be very happy to let these people be buried with the Queen."

Tan Yan:? ? ?

The amount of information was a bit large, so he didn't know how to reply for a while.

Imperial Physician Du has a bottom line, you can say whatever you want about him, but you must not question his medical skills: "What if my minister's Dayang Pill can bring great joy to Your Majesty and the Empress? Can you give me a reward?" ?”

Tan Yan: "Wait, what is a good thing that is endlessly enjoyable?"

Your ancient people's ability to match words is really strong and willful.

Imperial Physician Du looked directly at the emperor unconvinced: "Your Majesty, would you like to make a bet with this humble official? Bet on whether this Dayang Pill is good or bad."

Chi Yu: "Sure."

Doctor Du: "Then bet, bet 1000 taels!"

It's rare to be able to cheat His Majesty once, and of course you have to cheat enough.

Chi Yu raised her eyebrows.

Doctor Du's heart skipped a beat, and he said weakly, "Then 800 taels?"

Sure enough, the royal family's money is not easy to earn. He has long understood this truth, but he just can't resist the temptation.

Chi Yu smiled: "One thousand and two, your salary for one year."

Grand Physician Du opened his mouth, he now only has 12 taels left in his whole body.

but!I have my self-confidence!

Small gambles to support the family, big gambles to make a fortune!If you don't get rich, I'm sorry parents!

"One thousand and two is one thousand and two!"

Tan Yan, the person involved, suddenly found himself a bet, and that was quite unpleasant:

"Have you ever asked me how I feel?"

Imperial Physician Du asked with a smile: "Does the empress also want to place a bet?"

Tan Yan picked up the pillow and threw it at him: "I really want to lower your head!"

Physician Du swiftly flashed past, bid farewell to the emperor and left.

Tan Yan flinched again because he shook the pillow.

He was really going to be pissed off by these two snake spirits!

It's not over yet, before he could recover, the scumbag emperor started acting like a monster again.

Chi Yu: "I heard that you failed to get the Phoenix Seal from the Queen Mother today."

Tan Yan: "Thank you for thinking about me."

Chi Yu: "Don't be so introverted, things that make people feel happy are always easy to remember."

Tan Yan: "..."

So cheap!

Chi Yu: "In order to maintain my sense of pleasure for a long time, I decided to let you do something for me."

Tan Yan: "Will you get the Phoenix Seal if you do it?"

Chi Yu glanced at him approvingly: "Yes, so you have to do your best to do it for me."

Talking about slander is not a serious matter at first glance.

But what can he do, he can only sell his frail body for Feng Yin.

"what's up?"

Chi Yu shouted: "Welcome to Fu, come in."

Not long after, Yingfu came in with a big rattan box in his arms.

He put the box on the desk, and lifted the lid, revealing the colorful folders inside.

With Hongying's support, Tan Yan slowly moved over to have a look: "What is this?"

Chi Yu picked out one and showed it to him: "Memorial."

An absurd thought flashed through Tan Yan's mind: "Could it be...let me review the memorial for you?"

That's what he said in the morning, play something new?

Chi Yu glanced at him in surprise: "I thought your mind was full of obscene things, but I didn't expect it to be of some use."

Tan Yan immediately thought of what happened in the morning, but he was also wronged.

"The so-called prostitute sees prostitution. I just accidentally fell down, but you still want to think in that direction. It can be seen that the things in your mind are not very good."

Chi Yu sneered: "My harem is as charming as a cloud, so I won't be so hungry."

Tan Yan, a single dog, felt that he had been hit violently.

He suddenly remembered that in this polygamous feudal society where patriarchy ruled, he didn't even have the right to fall in love with women.

How sad!

Seeing him drooping his head, Chi Yu felt a sense of joy in victory.

He hadn't felt this cheerful mood in this oppressive palace for a long time.

Even his tone couldn't help but be gentle: "Finally finish grading these memorials first. If you do a good job of grading, I may consider helping you get the Phoenix Seal."

Tan Yan quickly grasped the key point: "You mean, I will help you approve memorials in the future?"

Chi Yu nodded approvingly: "Hey, your mind is quite normal. It seems that they were prejudiced when they said you were a straw beauty."

Tan Yan wondered what kind of person the original owner was.

Judging by the tone of this scumbag, it seems lecherous and stupid?

Tan Yan gave him a white look, and said, "But my handwriting is different from yours, so it's okay? And I don't know much about government affairs."

Although he practiced brush calligraphy for a period of time in college, he was far behind the ancients.

Furthermore, he doesn't know anything about the current government, so isn't this fellow afraid of criticizing himself randomly?

Chi Yu said coolly: "This is something you have to consider. Whether you can get the seal or not depends on your performance."

With Tan Yan's anger, you can't expect this scumbag to have any sympathy.

Chi Yu pointed to Yingfu: "If you need anything to ask Yingfu, don't bother me."

After speaking, he went straight to the bed and lay down.

Tan Yan: "..." I wish you a hundred years of lying down, and don't wake up.

However, Ying Fu was already prepared to deal with Tan Yan's upcoming question. He first took out a bright yellow booklet and spread it out: "Your Majesty, this is His Majesty's handwriting."

Then he opened a blue booklet: "This is summed up by the slave, and it is a term commonly used by His Majesty for review."

Before Tan Yan picked up the brush, Hongying pushed the ground ink over: "My lady, please use it."

Tan Yan glared at her bitterly.

Hongying quickly stood aside, hanging her head as a puppet.

What can Tan Yan do, he can only hold back.

Forget it, a successful life is always full of thorns, and it has to be destroyed by all kinds of top-notch flowers.

Mencius said: "Heaven will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their will, their muscles and bones, and their hunger...

Wait, what the hell is written in this booklet?

One, two, three...

It's either scolding his father for talking about Wendian, or scolding him.

The right minister controls the government, covers the sky with one hand, and threatens the royal family. His heart can be punished.

The daughter of the right prime minister has no looks and no morals, her family background is low, she defiles the royal family, and the whole people are ashamed of her.

The words used are full of tricks, without repetition, and there is not a single dirty word.

It can be regarded as letting Tan Yan see what it means to be a cultural person scolding. This level is simply not the same level as that of a shrew. It is really advanced.

No wonder the scumbag thought he was just trying to be lazy when he asked him to approve the memorial.

This guy's desire for revenge is too strong.

It would be strange if he could make a good review of it.

But it also happened to let him know the current situation of the government, and he also had a clear understanding of the Tan family and his body.

It's the strange way of knowing each other.

At this time, Tan Yan happened to read a piece of remonstrance, which came from Song Zhenyan, the servant of Zhongshu:

"Xueyan, the daughter of the prime minister, has misconduct, reckless behavior, obscenity and robbery, and is shameless. This woman will definitely cause chaos in the harem and tarnish the name of the royal family. Please think twice, your majesty, this kind of evil girl who is a disaster for the country is not worthy of being the mother of a country." , you should choose another Liangshu."

Tan Yan smiled coldly, and directly took up a pen and wrote below: "I have read it, Song Shilang has shown his heart, and I am very pleased. There is no male servant in the harem yet, so we are waiting for you!"

The author has something to say: I have been a little busy these two days, and the update has been slow.