When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Wear a shitty bellyband.

Your idea is crazy!

Tan Yan tightened his clothes, trying to avoid it.

He was held tightly again.

The scalding heat on the nape of the neck is moving down.

Tan Yan grabbed his hand, showing a polite yet awkward smile: "Why are you here suddenly?"

Chi Yu said casually: "If you come later, you don't know what will happen."

Tan Yan said: "They didn't mean it either, they just came to visit me."

Chi Yu thought of the chaotic scene before, and always felt a little weird.

They said they were insulting the queen, but it didn't look like they were all smiling.

Said it was just kidding, but it was a little too much.

"Just now Hongying came to me suddenly, saying that Concubine Yao brought many people to you, not only sent away all the maids, but also closed the doors and windows tightly. I'm afraid they will harm you." Chi Yu explained.

Tan Yan understood.

No wonder it came so timely, Hongying is really his little angel.

But according to the current situation, it is tantamount to jumping out of the fire pit and falling into the wolf's den again.

The vivid touch on his neck made his whole body tremble.

Tan Yan couldn't refuse too clearly, so he had to find a topic to change: "Although they don't mean it, but I have no prestige as a queen. Now that the child is pregnant, when will I get the phoenix seal?"

"The queen mother will come back in two days, and I will make arrangements then."

Since Tan Yan was "pregnant", the queen mother went out of the palace to eat fast and chant Buddha at Wanbao Temple on the grounds of praying for blessings and offering sacrifices.

It was just to delay the time for handing over the phoenix seal.

Chi Yu fiddled with the hair beside his earlobe, and a tingling itchiness spread all over his body.

He looked shy and uneasy in his eyes.

Tan Yan's mind was getting more and more confused. In the past few days, the reasons for refusing courtship almost seemed to be bald.

The group of women kept saying that Chi Yubeng didn't even want to touch them.

Why are you hugging and hugging me?

God always treats me differently!

Just now I was having a sweet dream, wanting to eat and drink in the palace until I die.

Now it's a blow to the head, and I realize how naive I was.

Not only have to deal with the emperor, but also a group of lilies who are passionate and unrestrained.

Terrible.

Feeling the downward force of his fingers, Tan Yan's forehead and back were covered with cold sweat.

Knock, knock——

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Your Majesty, the Third Prince of Daliang is still waiting for you in Chenhuan Hall." Ying Fu said.

The stone in Tan Yan's heart suddenly fell.

Feeling the sudden relaxation of the person in his arms, Chi Yu let out a "puchi" laugh: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, I still have important matters to discuss with the third prince."

Tan Yan was so angry and embarrassed that he wished to seal his mouth with tape.

The scumbag played him like a cat all day long.

Chi Yu closed his clothes, put his lips on his forehead lightly, and said with a smile: "Go change your clothes and have a good rest, Zitong must take good care of my child."

After all, he opened the door and went out.

Yingfu let Hongying, who was guarding the door, in, and greeted Chi Yu himself: "Your Majesty, are you alright?"

The previous scene was too chaotic, those concubines were too courageous to insult the pregnant queen.

Chi Yu ignored him and raised his wrist expressionlessly.

Yingfu looked at the bruises and scratched nail marks on it, and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, this is..."

Chi Yu didn't feel the pain of this scar, but the queen's excessive reaction made him more concerned.

After these few days of contact, he clearly realized that the queen refused to have intimate behavior with him.

Just now, she was so nervous that it left bruises on his wrist, and even pierced his skin unconsciously with her nails.

Chi Yu smiled ironically, lowered her hands, and her sleeves instantly covered her wrists.

It's him who is being self-indulgent.

In this world, any good things never belonged to him.

The truth that I have understood since I was a child, why have I lost my head in the past few days?

Chi Yu said to Ying Fu, "I won't come to Qifeng Palace tonight, but go to Bichao Garden."

Bichaoyuan is the courtyard where the sisters who have just entered the palace live.

Yingfu was stunned, didn't it mean that during this period of time, for the purpose of conceiving, he had to stay in Qifeng Palace.

What happened in the general?

……

Hongying helped Tan Yan up, and while helping him tidy up his clothes, she asked with concern: "Your Majesty, are you alright?"

Tan Yan nodded absently: "Fortunately..."

Hongying sniffed, her voice choked up slightly: "They are really too much, too much! How dare they treat you like this!"

Tan Yan heard that her voice was not right, so he came back to his senses: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's just a joke, nothing serious happened."

Hongying quietly wiped her tears: "It's because you are too kind. They have done such an outrageous thing, and you still protect them."

Tan Yan patted her head, feeling very comforted.

"Good girl, thanks to your dexterity, you have found the emperor."

Hongying curled her lips: "At that time, the slaves were so anxious that they couldn't think of a way out, so they had to be brave enough to find His Majesty."

As she spoke, she became happy again: "Your Majesty, you don't know. Your Majesty heard this, and left Prince Liang directly, and ran all the way here."

"Yes, is it?" Tan Yan felt a little embarrassed when he heard that.

Hongying nodded her head heavily, her cheeks flushed with excitement: "Really, Your Majesty cares about Your Majesty so much, I am so happy for you!"

Tan Yan suddenly felt that the temperature on the back of his neck had finally faded, and it became hot again.

He hurriedly interrupted Hongying's chatter: "Look at this skirt is full of footprints, it's too dirty, help me back to the bedroom to change."

Hongying did not doubt that he was there, and immediately agreed, looking at the trampled and wrinkled skirts, she said angrily: "Those women are really too bad! Your Majesty will definitely not spare them lightly."

On the way back to the palace, Hongying comforted him while cursing the concubines endlessly.

Most of them are praises and praises to Chi Yu.

Tan Yan's ears were calloused, and he couldn't change the subject no matter what.

It wasn't until they returned to the dormitory that they finally calmed down.

"You wait for me outside, I'll change my clothes." Tan Yan instructed her.

Hongying nodded obediently, and went to the screen at the door to wait.

Tan Yan has never allowed Hongying to serve her personally, and she was not proficient in wearing these complicated dresses at first.

It's been a long time now, and I have gradually learned how to match it.

Time and habit are just horrible.

Tan Yan bared his teeth, mourning his increasingly distorted life.

Do you want to pretend to be a big guy in women's clothing for a lifetime?

Hey... Sure enough, you can't covet glory and wealth.

Many things are obtained by fate, but not enjoyed by life.

This harem can't wait.

Tan Yan took off his coat, and took off the collar of the obscene clothes to his chest.

He turned his back to the mirror and looked up.

There are bruises all over the shoulders and back, and it looks very miserable.

"Tsk tsk, no wonder it hurts so much, it's so cruel!"

Tan Yan's scalp tingles when he thought of the chaotic scene before, these women are simply bombers among fighter jets.

What the hell is going on with Chi Yu? A group of charming wives are not to be touched.

It's all right now, raising a wife has turned into raising a gu, look at what a disaster has become to a group of women who stay alone in vacant rooms.

I think Concubine De is simply the Gu King among this group of poisonous Gu, it's too scary.

"Hiss, it hurts..." Tan Yan took out a box of activating blood and removing blood stasis ointment, and applied it carefully.

Just as he was concentrating on painting, suddenly a hand appeared on his shoulder.

"Ah!" Tan Yan cried out in shock, almost having a heart attack.

The plaster in his hand also fell to the ground.

"Shh, don't move, it's me."

When Hongying heard the cry, she hurried over: "Your Majesty, what's the matter, what happened?"

Tan Yan collected himself, his heart was still beating wildly.

Looking at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him, he forcibly calmed down and said, "It's okay, don't come in, just wait outside."

Hongying paused, still worried: "Your Majesty, do you really not need servants to serve you?"

Tan Yan said: "It's just that the thing was not held firmly and fell, it's okay."

Hongying listened and walked out obediently.

Tan Yan patted the hand that was still attached to his back, and scolded in a low voice: "You are so frightening, you suddenly appeared!"

Chi Han's eyes were filled with gloom: "What are these things about you, that Chi Yu treats you like this? I hold you in the palm of my hand like a treasure, but you are ruined by him like this?!"

Tan Yan quickly explained: "He didn't do it, you misunderstood."

Chi Han's handsome brows and eyes were full of frost, he sneered: "Misunderstanding? Who in this palace would dare to do anything to you except him?"

Tan Yan couldn't explain clearly for a while, it didn't mean that the concubines wanted to get Lily from him, and that's why they got this injury.

He could only explain: "It's really not him, I was just playing with the concubines, accidentally..."

Chi Han interrupted him sharply: "You don't have to lie to me!"

His fingers tremblingly caressed those glaring scars, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Xue'er, are you pregnant with his child and your heart is towards him?"

Tan Yan frowned, his mind was in chaos, what should he do in this situation?

What the hell is it all colliding together.

"I'm not, I'm not toward him."

Chi Yu's eyes were full of hatred: "Why, why did it become like this..."

I also want to know why, it's really time for you to come.

Tan Yan rubbed his temples, and quickly put on his clothes.

Chi Han put his arms around his shoulders, and continued to expose the traces of ambiguity.

Everywhere is stimulating my beloved woman and my brother, what kind of intense love-things have happened.

"Every time you rejected me back then, you said that I was idle and didn't earn any merit. Okay, to prove it to you, I brought down Fengchuan City, but what about you? Why do you want to enter the palace?"

Tan Yan blocked his hand with his arm, and said helplessly: "It's not that you don't know my situation at home, Tan Haiyan doesn't want to enter the palace, naturally I'm the only one left."

"I don't care! I don't care!" Chi Han had obviously fallen into a state of madness.

"He never touches women, why did he touch you? He knows that I like you so much, how can he do this to me?"

"No! He didn't touch me! I'm still a virgin, and I'm not pregnant!"

Fuck you, just make it clear once and for all.

Anyway, if you want to trick Chi Han into taking him out of the palace, the most important thing now is to stabilize his emotions.

After hearing this, Chi Han really relaxed a lot: "What you said is true?"

Tan Yan nodded: "Really, I didn't lie to you, and I..."

However, Chi Han's eyes suddenly turned cold, and his eyes were full of madness: "I want to prove it myself."

As he spoke, he pressed Tan Yan directly on the dressing table with both hands, and fell down.

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