When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Prove it yourself?

Prove your sister!

I was suddenly pressed hard on the table, causing my shoulder blades to hurt.

Tan Yan frowned in pain, put his hands on his chest, and kept a distance: "Calm down!"

"How do you want me to calm down?" Chi Han rubbed his fingers over the marks on his body, a drop of tear fell on the bruised and purple marks, the temperature was smudged, and soon cooled down.

"You said you were not pregnant. At that time, the four apricot grove masters made a collective diagnosis. The queen mother and the third concubine were present. How could you still bribe all the imperial physicians?"

Tan Yandao: "It was Chi Yu who asked the imperial physician to say so."

Chi Han sneered, with a hoarse voice: "Chi Yu is crazy and engaged in a fake pregnancy? You said you are still a virgin, so where did these traces come from?"

Tan Yan calmed down quite a bit. For some things, it would be better for everyone to explain clearly as soon as possible.

He took a deep breath and said, "I'll prove it to you now."

Chi Han blinked uncomfortably, tears dripping down on Tan Yan one after another.

There are tired eye bags under the eye sockets, and black stubble on the chin.

Tan Yan's heart suddenly softened, and he felt that the next confession was a bit too cruel.

Chi Han loves to talk about Xueyan's love so deeply, will she go crazy if she can't accept it.

"Aren't you trying to prove it to me?" Chi Han sarcastically said.

Tan Yan pushed his hand away and tore off his shirt neatly.

Showing a flat chest.

Chi Han's eyes widened, seeing the exciting scene in front of him, his brain stopped spinning instantly.

It was the first time Xueyan who had been rejecting him took the initiative.

What catches the eye is icy skin and snowy skin, and burning red plums.

That deceptive color stimulated all the unwillingness and hatred in his heart to be erased.

The only thing left is to sip the thought of this pair of red plums.

Chi Han couldn't help lowering her head, her lips parted slightly, and she even trembled uncontrollably.

Tan Yan was shocked, and stood up with goosebumps all over his body.

Big brother, what's wrong with your brain?This is something you have to say.

Tan Yan pushed him: "Are you crazy?"

Chi Han suddenly came to his senses, swallowed his saliva, and said embarrassedly: "Xue'er, you are so beautiful..."

It seems that he hasn't given up the desire to hold the two little things in his mouth, and his eyes are watching obsessively.

Damn it!

I was wrong, I thought you would go crazy, but I didn't expect that it was me who went crazy first.

Tan Yan pulled up his clothes and barely covered them: "Are you sick?"

The look of regret on Chi Han's face was unobstructed: "Xue'er, don't cover it up, let me take another look."

Tan Yan was speechless.

Chi Han looked at him closely with pleading eyes, those eyes seemed to have warmth, as if they could burn through the clothes.

Tan Yan said: "Didn't you find anything wrong?"

Chi Han was stunned, but suddenly felt wronged.

Like a big dog abandoned by its owner, it looks at you pitifully with a pair of wet eyes.

Tan Yan couldn't help softening his heart again: "Can you be clearer, my chest..."

I have a pair of A's, you can't afford it.

Chi Han pulled off his clothes again, and became even more excited when he saw the little thing bewitching him again.

The hot breath sprayed on Tan Yan's skin, causing the little things to stand upright.

"Xue'er, your breasts are very cute, I like them so much..."

Tan Yan was going crazy, he couldn't help shaking Chi Han's shoulders: "Open your eyes wide, my chest is flat!"

Chi Han smiled, with great tenderness: "As long as it's yours, I like it, whether it's flat or not, it doesn't matter."

Tan Yan suffocated, big brother, you are much better than that scumbag Chi Han.

He used to think I had small breasts.

Why are you suddenly moved?

Tan Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you think it's a bit too flat?"

Chi Han stared at him fixedly, and promised: "Xue'er, no matter what, I won't despise you."

He paused, and then comforted: "Don't worry, you are still young, and you will grow up in the future. I heard that you will grow up after giving birth."

Tan Yan: ...

I take back the emotion just now, you are no different from your brother.

"Xue'er, don't reject me..."

Tan Yan had to wonder how many filters his eyes had applied when looking at Tan Xueyan.

You can't even see this, and you don't know whether to say you are blind or blind.

Brother, I promised not to use nuclear weapons first, but now I am forced to do nothing.

Tan Yan quickly unfastened his belt, opened his clothes, took off his pants, and clearly showed himself in front of him.

Late letter: ...

Tan Yan: "What about now?"

Chi Han let go of his hand and finally stood up, looking at the extra part in astonishment.

Delicate, fair, and as pitiful as the owner.

Tan Yan: "That's why I've been rejecting you all the time, are you still entangled with me now?"

After finishing speaking, he gathered his clothes and finally stood up from the dressing table.

Chi Han stood there blankly, as if lost in spirit.

Tan Yan couldn't bear it.

Although he really wanted to fool Chi Han into taking him out of the palace, but when this time came, he couldn't hide it any longer.

It is up to Chi Han to decide whether to help or not.

"I'm sorry, I concealed my identity before and deceived you."

Seeing that he still didn't respond, Tan Yan said: "This is the place for the women of the harem, you should not stay long, leave quickly."

Chi Han finally spoke up: "So you have always loved me?"

Tan Yan was stunned, he didn't know whether the original owner loved Chi Han or not.

If saying "love" is what is the result, what is the result of saying "not love"?

In the end, Tan Yan gave an ambiguous answer: "What's the point of saying this now."

Chi Han took his hand and said: "Then would you like to leave the palace with me?"

Tan Yan was surprised: "You..."

Chi Han stretched out his arms to embrace him, and gently patted his head: "You are so stupid, what's the big deal, why didn't you tell me earlier, Xue'er must have worked hard all these years."

Tan Yan felt that the cloth on his shoulders was wet, and the warm liquid was continuously soaked.

He heard the voice of a man choking in his ear.

"Xue'er, I'm sorry I didn't protect you well. Your heart must be more painful than mine..."

Tan Yan was completely stunned: "You, what did you say?"

Chi Han patted him on the back and said softly, "Xue'er wait for me, I will definitely take you out!"

Tan Yan took out the silk handkerchief in his sleeve to wipe his tears.

But Chi Han suddenly turned his back to him: "I won't show you such a shameful appearance. You said that you like my high-spirited and majestic appearance, and no difficulties will trouble me."

Hearing his hoarse voice, Tan Yan pushed the silk handkerchief into his hand from behind: "The man who weeps is also very handsome."

Chi Han laughed, but still didn't turn around: "I'm leaving, you wait for me."

Tan Yan stood where he was, watching his rapidly disappearing back, feeling heavy in his heart.

……

It was night, and the lights of Qifeng Palace had not been extinguished until midnight.

Hongying looked at Tan Yan's dazed figure sitting on the imperial concubine chair with her knees hugged, bit her lips, her eyes blushed uncontrollably.

Nanny Liu sighed softly: "Why is Your Majesty not coming all of a sudden? Look how lonely your Majesty is."

Seeing Hongying's mournful look, Liu Mama said bitterly again: "It's so exasperating, those fox charmers are so powerful, they were able to lure His Majesty into their courtyard."

Hongying walked over and shook Tan Yan's arm lightly: "Your Majesty, it's even more dewy, you'd better go and rest, don't get cold."

Tan Yan rested his chin on his knees, and stared out the window blankly.

Hongying persuaded: "Your Majesty, His Majesty is busy with business today, so he probably won't be here."

Tan Yan finally had some reaction, but he just glanced at her, and then looked out of the window.

It's better not to come later.

In Hongying's eyes, this reaction made her feel even more distressed, how much the empress looks forward to His Majesty.

But His Majesty stayed in Bichao Garden tonight.

Nanny Liu waved to Hongying.

Hongying turned back and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

"I'll go and tell Eunuch Yingfu, it's too hurtful for your mother to be like this."

Hongying hesitated and said: "In case His Majesty is upset..."

Liu mama looked at Tan Yan, and was also very worried: "Our mother is pregnant with the little prince, and your majesty is really, so what can I do if I spend a few more days with my mother."

In the silent bedroom, apart from the crackling of the wick burning, there was also the sound of leaking and reversing.

Hongying: "It's three quarters of the hour."

Nanny Liu stomped her feet and made up her mind: "Don't worry about it, I'll go to Bichaoyuan now."

Hongying wanted to pull her, but Nanny Liu moved so fast that she ran away without a trace.

Hongying chased to the door, but was greeted by Nanny Zhang.

Nanny Zhang looked dignified and was panting heavily, it seemed that she ran all the way back to Qifeng Palace.

Hongying questioned: "Mother Zhang, what's wrong with you?"

Nanny Zhang said: "Something has happened!"

Hongying was startled and said: "It's the middle of the night, what big things can happen?"

Nanny Zhang closed the door, pulled Hongying to Tan Yan's side, and said like pouring beans: "Empress Empress, tonight we have a banquet for Mr. Xiang, and many distinguished guests have been invited, so there are also many people from Xie's house. It was fun, but I didn't think of a big scandal."

Tan Yan was stunned for a long time, and finally came back to his senses: "What big scandal?"

Nanny Zhang whispered: "The eldest son of Xie, that is, Xie Yiran, actually molested the daughter of the Liu family and was caught in public. Our Prime Minister was furious, and the eldest lady cried and said that she would dissolve the engagement!"

Nanny Zhang sighed endlessly: "Hey, it's so embarrassing. You said that he is a great talent and handsome. When it's not good to find a woman, but he has to be at our master Xiang's banquet. It's really disgusting! Bah!"

Hongying was also taken aback: "No, no way, Mr. Xie looks very gentle. When he was in love with our empress, he was always very polite."

Nanny Zhang spat disdainfully: "Not all men are like that, big pig's hooves!"

Although Tan Yan has never met this gifted scholar Xie, but because this person is Tan Haiyan's fiancé and has some entanglements with the original body, he inquired about it a little.

In my impression, he is a handsome young man, a scholar of literary quality, so he shouldn't be so aggressive and do such dirty things.

"Is this true?"

Nanny Zhang said: "It can't be fake, now the whole capital knows about it, the old slave didn't believe it at first, and asked several people to inquire about it!"

The author has something to say: The name Chi Han is homophonic for idiots.