When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Since the "pregnancy", the emperor finally has some humanity.

Previously punished hundreds of palace rules, foot ban, and three years of silver.

In order to be considerate of his "pregnancy" hard work, they were all pardoned.

Tan Yan immediately felt good, it would be great if the emperor stopped trying to pester him every day.

Strange to say, since the East King returned triumphantly.

The emperor wanted to do all sorts of things with him.

According to the stipulations in the palace regulations, the emperor can stay in the Queen's Qifeng Palace for ten days every month.

But Chi Yu obviously has the posture of staying for a long time.

There are dozens of beauties in the harem, how could he be willing to let so many beauties stay alone in the vacant room.

Is he tired of playing, or is the new sister not exciting enough?

Why bother with him.

Tan Yan couldn't understand it.

Chi Yu's eyes are glowing green when he sees him recently, he is very ferocious.

It's like a kid who has just started meat, thinking about cabbage every day.

Tan Baicai wraps her cabbage leaves tightly every day in fear of being ripped off.

In this way, two red strawberries were sipped on the neck.

If things go on like this, it's not a solution, it seems that the Eastern King should be fooled into taking him out sooner.

However, since the emperor returned to the palace, Dong Wang has not contacted him again.

Could it be that he gave up when he heard that he was pregnant? !

No, big brother.

How about your momentum to attack five cities in half a year?How ruthless are you in bringing down the imperial mausoleum?

How can you give up!

"Hey..." Tan Yan looked up to the sky and sighed, feeling very melancholy.

Touching the red strawberry on his neck with his fingers, the slight tingling was still very strong.

Hongying hurriedly stroked his back to please him: "Ma'am, let's go for a walk in the back garden?"

The two nuns warned that pregnant people are sensitive and slender, and worry about the slightest unsatisfactory situation, and they can cry for a long time when they are worried.

Hongying has been more cautious in serving him recently.

"Let's go." Tan Yan lazily replied.

Go see the ladies and sisters in the harem, cleanse your mood.

Hongying hurriedly put on a blouse for him, and ordered two court ladies to follow behind and serve him carefully.

Each of the two court ladies carried a big basket, which contained cakes, warm water, fruits, plasters, and books...

Anyway, Tan Yan will never be bored.

As a result, after working for a while, the four of them were blocked by more than a dozen concubines and beauties as soon as they reached the door.

"The concubine pays homage to the empress empress, all blessings, empress..."

Listening to this charming and melodious voice immediately makes people happy physically and mentally.

Especially the little fairy Yao concubine standing in front of her.

Tan Yan smiled gently and said, "Quickly flatten your body."

"Thank you, empress..."

bother you for something.

With so many young ladies coming to him suddenly, they must have something to ask for.

Although Tan Yan was happy, he was still very self-aware: "Why do you remember me, Qifeng Palace?"

Among this group of little girls, Yaopin is the highest rank, and everyone's eyes are on her.

Concubine Yao tugged at the corner of her clothes, reluctantly took a step forward, and said to Tan Yan: "Yes, the concubines want to ask my sister something..."

Tan Yan likes to hear her talk, her waxy and soft loli voice.

Naihe offended the little fairy as soon as she entered the palace, every time she saw him she turned around and left in disdain.

How condescending and condescending to find him this time?

Reminiscent of her infatuation with Chi Yu, coupled with her sudden "pregnancy".

Tan Yan instantly understood what these people were here for.

The visitor was a guest, so Tan Yan had no choice but to turn back and let Hongying go to get ready to entertain the young ladies.

While chatting with them, Tan Yan made a distinction between the people in the future.

Most of them are from Concubine Xiao's side, three or four are from Concubine De's side, and the new sister Hua is also among them, but I don't know which side they are on.

After everyone was seated one by one, another court lady brought a fruit plate to eat.

Tan Yan first exchanged some pleasantries with them to ease the atmosphere.

The two beauties next to Concubine Yao, one tugged at her sleeve and the other poked her arm.

The one sitting far away kept winking at her.

Concubine Yao dawdled for a while amidst the hints from the crowd, and then said to Tan Yan, "Empress Empress, let all these serving palace servants go away."

She pursed her mouth, feeling extremely wronged.

She saw the red mark on the queen's neck, which was so dazzling.

Obviously she has exercised well and persisted in leapfrog every day.

Now I can do seventy leapfrogs at once!Moreover, I haven't even had a cold for more than half a year, and my health is extremely healthy.

Why does His Majesty just refuse to get close to her!

At the beginning, it was agreed that when she became stronger, she would come to pamper her.

The queen's figure is not as thin as a bamboo pole, so how can she be favored by His Majesty? !

unfair! ! !

The little girl couldn't hide her thoughts at all, and Tan Yan could see her grievance and unwillingness at a glance.

Tan Yan felt distressed by her watery eyes.

But if you look at me like that, I can't help it.

According to Tan Yan's words, all the maids and eunuchs were removed, even Hongying was no exception.

Then he asked: "Everyone has left, so please tell me what's going on."

The beauties stood up uneasy, checked around to make sure that there was no one there, and then sat down again.

Tan Yan was a little unhappy: "Don't you believe what I say?"

The beauties hurriedly knelt down and confessed: "Your Majesty, this matter is of great importance, and this concubine is forced to do so. I hope you will forgive me."

Tan Yan was speechless, what's the big deal, didn't he just ask me what kind of coquettish tricks I used to get pregnant.

Do you think I only tell you and not others?

You are too narrow-minded.

Concubine Yao has a straight temper, seeing Tan Yan's impatient expression, she got up and left the table and said, "Empress Empress, Ming people don't speak dark words, how did you agree to your majesty's consummation with you, can you tell the sisters?"

Tan Yan:?

How dare I consummate the house with him, I'm afraid it's because I think it's too long.

Wait, what you said is very strange, what does it mean to agree to consummate the marriage with me?

Another imperial concubine stood up and looked at Tan Yan earnestly: "Yes, ma'am, please tell us mercifully. Since entering the palace, I have waited from cardamom to Shaohua, and your majesty will not even look at it." When I look at it, the concubine feels bitter."

Tan Yan looked at her delicate and beautiful face and slender figure, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "You mean that His Majesty has never touched you for so many years?"

Why are you kidding me?

You are so beautiful, even a man would be tempted, okay?

When Tan Yan said it so bluntly, that concubine's pretty face flushed with embarrassment, she glared at him angrily, bit her lip and turned her head away.

Tan Yan: ...

Really?

No wonder the maids are dismissed and the door is closed.

At this time, another beauty stood up.

She seemed to be more courageous, with her back straight, her eyes determined, and she bravely looked at Tan Yan.

"It's not just about not touching! The concubine didn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, and wanted to seduce the emperor, but he just hit his face with his finger, and he was overthrown by him, and was punished by two hundred leapfrogs."

The beauty bent her knees, knelt down with a "plop", and said earnestly:

"Empress, we don't ask for your Majesty's favor, we only ask for a son and a half daughter to be happy, so that we can spend the long years in the harem, and give an explanation to the family. Please give me some pointers!"

Tan Yan was so frightened that his fingertips resting on the armrest were trembling.

What the hell is Leapfrog?Are you kidding me?

I panicked when I heard your words, how could that big pervert Chi Yu not touch you charming beauties.

The beauty leaned over and kowtowed, making a "dong dong" sound.

Even many people followed her and knelt behind her, and kept saying: "I beg the empress to give advice."

Point out your sister!

Tan Yan got a headache when he heard it: "Get up, don't just kneel."

but……

Tan Yan suddenly remembered that on the night of the wedding, he knocked Chi Yu to the ground, and that fellow immediately overturned him.

At that time, his mouth just kissed his face.

As a result, Chi Yu wiped off the rouge with a handkerchief in disgust.

At the very beginning, Chi Yu really hated touching him.

It wasn't until Gui Ning was drugged that night when he returned to Tan Mansion that the accident happened.

later……

In the embarrassing incident that happened on the street, Chi Yu probably got close to Chi Han deliberately because of his rivalry with Chi Han.

Concubine Yao took a step forward and said earnestly: "Empress, on the wedding night, I heard that you knocked down the emperor and provoked him to be furious. I must have been punished a lot for leapfrogging that night, otherwise I wouldn't even have difficulty walking the next day. These are the open secrets of the harem, so please speak openly to us."

Tan Yan: ...I really don't know how to open up.

Instead of leapfrogging that night, I twisted my foot and waist and was beaten up.

I still have a deep memory, it really hurts.

Speaking of which, I went to pay my respects to the queen mother the next morning. You can see that my expression is not jealousy, envy or hatred, but gloating.

Ah Xi, it's even more embarrassing to recall now, okay?

Concubine Yao continued: "Your Majesty, you can ask us for anything, as long as we can do it!"

The other concubines and beauties also followed suit: "May I ask you to take pity on my concubine..."

The pair of sisters also burst into tears at this time and said: "My Lady, my concubine's father sent my sisters to the palace. There are thousands of mountains and seas away, and there is no relatives. Please ask my mother to give my sisters a thought."

Tan Yan was so shocked beyond words.

Wait, wait a minute, you're talking about me having indigestion.

Looking at the dozen or so young and beautiful girls kneeling below, all of them are prettier than female stars.

Tell me, the emperor won't touch you?

He is not impotent...

Well, it's definitely not impotence.

I felt it last night, especially arrogant.

He was so scared that his chrysanthemum was in pain spontaneously.

Tan Yan cleared his throat, determined not to fall into their trap: "I don't know what nonsense you are talking about."

All the beauties raised their heads in astonishment and stared at him unwillingly.

Tan Yan was stared until the hairs on his back, it's useless for you to stare at me.

Like you, I have never slept with Chi Yu, and the child I am pregnant with is also fake.

Concubine Yao suddenly clenched her lips, as if she had made a major decision.

Step by step, she walked up the steps and knelt in front of Tan Yan, her face like a fairy was full of humiliation: "Empress Empress, as long as you promise, even if I serve you like Concubine De and the others, I will have no complaints."

Tan Yan was full of question marks.

"How about Concubine De and the others?"

Concubine Yao was so humiliated that she said angrily: "The concubine offended you before, so you should forgive the concubine. Don't you know that kind of thing the most? Didn't she come to you every day these days... "

Tan Yan only felt a chill rushing from the soles of his feet to Tianlinggai.

Concubine De's intimate behavior...

Hitting someone with a ball, sticking out your tongue, pressing on him on purpose, and so on, you really want to have a lily with him, with him? !

Yashou Oh!

This is not a car for kindergarten!

At this time, the pair of sisters also came up on their knees and knelt beside Concubine Yao.

The elder sister took Tan Yan's hand eagerly and said with a sob: "Empress Empress, let me tell you the truth. Your Majesty really didn't touch us. If you don't believe me, look!"

She gave her sister Zhile a wink, and the two sisters took off their jackets at the same time, revealing their snow-white shoulders and colorfully embroidered bellybands.

Tan Yan looked away in embarrassment and covered it with his hands.

Tingyin said: "Please look at us here, Madam."

Pointing to a red mole on her right shoulder, she said: "Father once asked a wizard to order Shougong sand for my sisters, and it was intact."

This was just a method used by the father to please the dignitaries, but he did not expect it to be used on the queen in the end.

Tan Yan opened his fingers.

Sure enough, I saw a bright red mole on the snow-white shoulders of the two sisters, sexy and charming.

The ancients were so awesome that they actually had this kind of desktop shortcut.

Wait, that means...

Is it true that Chi Yu doesn't touch women?

I don't know why, but he's probably just teasing me recently.

Otherwise, why do you click to the end every time?

If he doesn't touch women, wouldn't my personal safety be guaranteed!

excited!

The author has something to say: I have encountered some annoying things recently and delayed the update. I am very sorry.

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