When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

"If my concubine remembers correctly, the queen and Miss Haiyan seem to be... sisters?"

Concubine De concubine moved lightly with her lotus steps, walking towards the two of them.

Tan Yan took a deep breath, calm down, calm down...

Although I don't know how much the concubine Dao heard, but in ancient times, there was no monitoring, and there was no tape recorder.

As long as she denies it flatly, she can't produce evidence.

Tan Yan tried his best to stand firm, and explained calmly: "We are indeed sisters. Just then a gust of wind blew in, and the sand caught Sister Haiyan's eyes, and I was blowing her eyes for her."

He heel kicked Tan Haiyan.

Tan Haiyan is not stupid, hurry up and reveal

face.

She had just cried, her eyes were red, tears were still hanging from the corners of her eyes, and the silk handkerchief to wipe her face was already crumpled with tears and snot.

This appearance is indeed very similar to the situation where the sand is blinding the eyes.

Concubine De was still suspicious, her skeptical gaze was like a scalpel, she wanted to analyze the behavior of the two of them clearly.

Tan Haiyan's heart tightened, and she suddenly felt that her actions of hiding behind Tan Xueyan's back were too deliberate.

Like being a thief.

That does not work!

Not to mention the secret of her and Tan Xueyan.

With an idea, Tan Haiyan pinched her waist with both hands, with a stern face, arrogantly pulled Tan Yan's arm vigorously, and said angrily: "What's the use of you, even if you blow sand, my eyes are still hurting!"

Hey, you little girl is quite good at acting.

Tan Yan silently gave her a compliment, but on the surface he pretended to be wronged and said, "I'll order someone to ask the imperial doctor to show my sister?"

Tan Haiyan snorted coldly with disdain: "Just you? Can you be kind? I'm afraid I'm looking for someone to poison me!"

Tan Yan was so frightened that he shrank his shoulders, and said in a low voice, "How could it be..."

Tan Haiyan saw his aggrieved and pitiful appearance, which overlapped with the scene of bullying him in his memory.

For a moment, my heart was filled with guilt.

"I..." The ruthless words accumulated in his throat could no longer be uttered.

Seeing this, Concubine De's previous doubts were completely eliminated.

She also just saw Tan Haiyan stepping on her feet, shyly begging for a kiss, and thought they had some shady relationship.

At this time Tan Yan was humiliated, how could she bear it, she pulled Tan Yan into her arms to protect her.

"Miss Tan, I heard that you often bullied the empress before, but I thought it was a rumor. I didn't expect you to dare to do such a thing."

Tan Haiyan opened her mouth and was about to refute.

But she, a 16-year-old little girl, is no match for Concubine De, who has been immersed in palace fighting for four or five years and has climbed to the top.

Concubine De didn't give her a chance to speak at all, and looked at her fiercely and coldly: "It's okay to talk about family affairs before, this is the palace, and it is definitely not a place for you to run wild. Even if your father came to talk about Wendian, it would be fine if you saw the queen." You need to salute, which onion are you?!"

Tan Haiyan was annoyed by her training: "This is our family talk, so what about you..."

"This palace is the concubine De! The queen commands the harem, and treats me like an elder and a confidant. Apart from Your Majesty, she and I are the closest sisters in the harem. Do you still think I can't control this matter?!"

Concubine De took a step forward after saying a word, forcing Tan Haiyan into a corner.

This declaration was overbearing, and Tan Yan suddenly had the illusion of being protected by the overbearing boss.

Oops, it's a heart-wrenching feeling.

Concubine De turned Tan Haiyan into a quail before retreating to Tan Yan's side.

Seeing the pastry in the food box in his hand, and looking at the vomited filth at the bottom of the wall.

Immediately guessed that the pastry should be a gift brought by Tan Haiyan when he came to the palace to visit the queen.

With its crude shape and uneven color appearance, this pastry looks like garbage at first glance.

De Fei unceremoniously picked up a piece and wanted to taste it.

Tan Yan quickly stopped her: "Don't eat!"

Concubine De was even more aware.

Sure enough, it was Tan Haiyan, a bad girl who insulted the queen with some unsightly things.

How can she bear this?

De Fei's white fingers separated the pastry in half, revealing the unevenly kneaded little gray dough and spoiled jam inside.

"This..." Tan Haiyan only felt her cheeks burning.

She is so smart, how could she make such a thing!

This is definitely not what she did, she doesn't admit it!

"I didn't do this, it was made by my mother..."

Concubine De smiled sarcastically at her wanting to hide: "I don't want to hear your pale explanation, anyway, this pastry is what you talked about, it's really embarrassing!"

Tan Haiyan pursed her mouth, and plucked at the wall with her fingers, her joints turned white.

Seeing Tan Haiyan's shame and indignation, Tan Yan couldn't bear it, and persuaded Concubine De: "Miss De Concubine, don't do this, she also has no intentions."

Concubine De ignored Tan Yan's persuasion, and looked at Tan Haiyan with a noble posture: "I advise you to stop disturbing the queen in the future, I will give you a good training once I see you!"

The wild girl really doesn't know the heights of the heavens and the earth, and dares to act wild in front of me.

Those who have been trained and taught by me over the years, there is no one who is disobedient.

Tan Haiyan was completely overwhelmed by Concubine De's fierce aura.

Miss Qianjin, who has always been aloof, is now like a delicate flower that has been crippled by a strong wind and rain, and is pitifully huddled into a ball.

Concubine De threw the food box in front of her, and the remaining three cakes rolled on the ground, the snow-white outer skin was covered with dust.

"Get your stuff and get out of the palace!"

Tan Haiyan bit her lower lip tightly, staring fixedly at the three pastries.

She worked so hard all morning, and she was ruined like this...

Tan Yanguang felt a little distressed just looking at it, and bent over to pick up the things.

Concubine De stretched her arms and stopped him: "You are pregnant, how can you do this kind of work. Let's go, let's leave her alone and go inside to chat."

"But..." Tan Yan still wanted to pick it up.

Concubine De put her arms around his waist and said: "Don't dirty your hands, let's go. Some people, the more kind you are to show weakness, the more she will push forward. If you have revenge, you have revenge, if you have resentment, you must not shrink back and seek peace."

Tan Yan was pressed against her soft body, and he didn't dare to move an inch.

The figure of the two embracing each other is really dazzling to Tan Haiyan.

Seemingly unable to bear the humiliation anymore, she turned around angrily and rushed out of Qifeng Palace.

Tan Yan looked at the back of her resolutely leaving, he was so pitiful.

Obviously it was just a show, but it turned out to be reality.

Concubine De saw Tan Yan's frowning and worried look, and persuaded: "This kind of person shouldn't show her face. You are the queen now, so you don't have to be afraid of her."

Sure enough, the queen is still the pure and kind-hearted jade girl.

Immediately, the feeling of pity in my heart flooded my whole body again.

I'm not afraid of her, I'm a little afraid of you.

Tan Yan laughed awkwardly: "Thank you Concubine De for protecting me so much, it's really flattering."

Concubine De pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes wavered slightly: "For the queen, no matter how much you favor her, it's worth it."

As she spoke, she leaned completely against Tan Yan's body.

A plump and soft part rubbed against his shoulders and chest intimately.

Teach, coach! ! !She fouled, she dribbled into someone! ! !

Who can stand this? ! !No one can stand it!

Tan Yan's brain froze completely.

Concubine De saw his foolish, icy-snow-like person showing such a lovely expression, her heart was about to burst.

I can't help it!

Concubine De lowered her head, sticking out the tip of her pink tongue, about to touch the lips that haunt her dreams.

"What are you two doing?"

Tan Yan and Concubine De were excited at the same time, and they involuntarily distanced themselves from each other.

Concubine De reacted very quickly, and saluted with her usual expression: "The concubine pays homage to Your Majesty."

Tan Yan glanced at her blankly, who is this reserved and cold woman?

Who was it that hit someone with the ball just now and wanted to flick my mouth with his tongue?

This face-changing technology is faster than flipping a book, comparable to seconds.

Chi Yu walked over quickly, her expression not very good: "I asked you what the two of you were doing just now?"

This scene seems a bit familiar, as if I experienced it not long ago.

calm down!Hold on! Hold on!

Tan Yan took a deep breath, and said solemnly: "A gust of wind has just blown in, and the sand has blinded Concubine De's eyes, and I'm blowing her eyes for her."

Why don't you let anyone tell you every time you come.

It's the same as the middle school head teacher.

Concubine De: "..."

This sentence seems familiar.

Chi Yu glanced at the two of them with deep eyes: "Then why did you stick out your tongue again?"

Concubine De didn't change her face, and even smiled slightly: "Your Majesty, Miss Jiang Caitan brought cakes to the queen. The concubine was worried about the queen, so she tried a bite for her. I didn't expect that the cakes were so unpalatable that they hurt me. tongue, you see..."

She pointed to the food box in the corner and the pastries that had fallen to the floor.

Chi Yu's eyes froze: "Talking about Haiyan?"

On the way to Qifeng Palace, he did see Tan Haiyan weeping and running out in shame and indignation.

I think there has just been a heated argument here.

A few days ago, when she accompanied the queen to Guining, she completely tore apart her face with the Tan family.

Tan Haiyan, a poisonous girl, must have hated the Queen to death, and tried every means to be a demon.

It seems that we need to tap on Tanwendian again.

Seeing that Chi Yu's attention had been completely distracted, Tan Yan had to admire Concubine De's ability to make up stories.

Because... According to everything that happened in front of my eyes, it seemed that there was no flaw in it.

Miss sister, you were really born in the wrong era. If you become a screenwriter in modern society, the script you write will definitely be a hit.

When Chi Yu learned the truth, his attitude towards them eased instantly: "Concubine De, you have a heart."

Concubine De smiled decently: "It's what a concubine should do to share the worries of His Majesty and the Empress. After so many years, the concubine finally welcomes the prince, and the concubine is delighted in her heart, and in her eyes is determined not to see the nasty tricks of those young people."

Chi Yu nodded and said appreciatively: "From now on, Concubine De will come to accompany the Queen more often, lest she be envied by villains."

Concubine De Yingying bowed and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your trust."

Tan Yan always felt that this development was very dangerous, but he dared not say a word.

I don't really understand the world of the boss.

Chi Yu was very satisfied with her knowledge and interest: "You go back, I have something to say to the queen."

Concubine De nodded reservedly: "The concubine resigns."

He walked crisply and without sloppiness.

There was a thin layer of cold sweat on Tan Yan's forehead, which was blown by the wind, and his forehead and heart were completely cold.

This day is more exciting than tightrope walking.

Chi Yu waved at him with a rather mysterious look.

Tan Yandong didn't know, but when he was walking, he realized that his legs were weak, and he almost fell to the ground.

Chi Yu followed him in time, jokingly said: "They are all pregnant, why are you so careless."

Your sister is pregnant!

Tan Yan grabbed his arm to stabilize his figure, still a little scared.

It seems that Dong Wang must be fooled and arranged for him to leave the palace as soon as possible.

As far as the current complicated form is concerned, he estimates that he will die in a few days.

"I heard that the seafood that was specially sent for you was withdrawn due to taboo issues." Chi Yu said, "I know you have been wronged."

You know I've been wronged, so you came here to comfort me?

I didn't expect you to be pretty good!

It seems that the seafood I have been longing for can return to my mouth again.

Tan Yan was so excited that he wanted to scream, but on the surface he pretended to be embarrassed and shirked it.

The hypocritical social habits of adults made him say the following: "It's nothing, this project is important to you and me, I can understand."

The corner of Chi Yu's mouth raised slightly, and his gaze fell softly on his face: "I like your understanding."

Tan Yan:? ? ? ?

I'm just being polite, are you really not going to make it up to me?

Chi Yu stroked his hand: "I ate the special product that the lord of Fengchuan City brought as a tribute, and it was very boring. You don't need to eat it, and I will order someone to make some delicious food for you later."

"No, I..." Tan Yan still wanted to struggle until he saw Chi Yu take out a book from his sleeve.

"Tips during pregnancy: how to give birth to a healthy baby"

Tan Yan: "..."

Chi Yu took his hand and walked towards the bedroom: "Today's incident reminded me that you should also learn the behavior habits of pregnant women."

I want to kill you!

Chi Yu led him into the bedroom and shut the door of a group of servants and maidservants.

Carefully outline key points in the book for Tan Yan.

"Pay attention to this, morning sickness."

"If you're pregnant, you won't have menstruation. Otherwise, you will come to live in my Chenhuan Hall during those few days of each month?"

"Pregnant people will still be lethargic, and suddenly like to eat things they didn't like before, and they especially like to add meals in the middle of the night."

……

Tan Yan: I thank you, uncle.

As a result, Chi Yu flipped the pages, and suddenly there was no sound.

Tan Yan waited for a long time without any response, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

Chi Yu still didn't move, and the pages of the book didn't turn.

Tan Yan couldn't help but leaned over to look, and saw that it read:

"After giving birth, some women's milk is scarce and their breasts are swollen and painful. They need their husbands to suck the milk."

I also drew a small picture below, explaining what posture and mouth shape to use.

Tan Yan: "..."

This is not counted, he found that the emperor's finger was stopping at a place that was even more unbearable to look at.

It generally says that during the second trimester, couples can have intercourse in moderation, which will facilitate the expansion of the birth canal and make the baby born more smoothly.

Chi Yu's heart skipped a beat when he stared at him angrily, and his lips became dry.

He licked his lips, and he didn't know why he said this sentence: "Zitong's chest is a bit small, for the sake of the child, why don't you try it in advance?"

Tan Yan tore the book into pieces.

Simply and rudely prove that you don't want to try at all.

The author has something to say: I changed the outline and wasted a day.

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Leng Yang

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