When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

"Your Majesty, this is a seafood product specially tributed by the Lord of Fengchuan City. His Majesty specially sent a servant to bring it to you for a taste."

With a sweep of the welcome whisk, more than a dozen maids at the door filed in with silver plates and jade plates.

Tan Yan swallowed hard, almost did not flow down.

The scumbag is not bad, I know that he should be friendly to this revolutionary fighter.

Look, look!

This orange-red and delicious big crab, this fat and juicy prawn, there are piles of conch, and the delicate and clear sashimi...

While making arrangements, Yingfu introduced: "City Lord Fengchuan not only asked his son to send all kinds of seafood, but also arranged for two chefs to cook delicacies for His Majesty and ministers."

This city lord really knows how to be a man, first he sent his beautiful daughter, and then he gave him gourmet food and a chef.

From body to heart, I will serve you comfortably.

Hongying stood beside her laying vegetables, she had just peeled two crab claws.

Tan Yan couldn't wait to enter.

"Your Majesty! You can't do it!" Nanny Zhang rushed forward, grabbed his wrist, and said nervously: "You are pregnant with the prince now, but you can't eat this thing!"

Hongying and Yingfu were all taken aback.

The delicious crab meat was on the edge of his mouth, and Tan Yan was so greedy that he swallowed his saliva.

Boiled duck You told me to fly?

Ying Fu asked, "Nurse Zhang, what do you say?"

Nanny Zhang grabbed Tan Yan's hand, pulled it off hard, and shook the crab meat back into the plate.

Tan Yan: "...why can't you eat it?"

Zhang Nanny said earnestly: "Your Majesty, just listen to the servant girl, don't eat it!"

Then she turned to Yingfu, and said slowly: "Mr. Yingfu, you don't know something. When the old lady was young, she worked in a wealthy businessman. At that time, an old friend of the wealthy businessman gave some sea crabs and sea fish as gifts. .His wife was also pregnant, so he let her eat all the rare food, and the lady had a miscarriage that night!"

"Ah!" Hongying turned pale with shock, the tableware slipped in her hand and smashed on the plate with a "jingle".

Yingfu also had a layer of cold sweat on his forehead in an instant: "God..."

Nanny Liu said from the side: "How can you prove that it's the crab's problem?"

Nanny Zhang said: "Hey, the rich businessman didn't know the reason at the beginning. He only found out the reason after he hired a doctor. The doctor was originally from the seaside, so he knew this. The women there never eat crabs when they are pregnant. Later , this rich businessman was so angry that he even broke off his relationship with that friend, and the two families never communicate with each other."

Tan Yan: "..."

The hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly.

What crime have I done!

Yingfu patted his chest with palpitations, and hurriedly said to the maid who was waiting at the side: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you take these things away!"

Tan Yan opened his mouth, watching helplessly as the two plates of big crabs were quickly taken away.

I will send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white...

Hongying was also afraid for a while, even her voice was trembling: "Fortunately, fortunately, Madam Zhang is knowledgeable, otherwise we would have caused a catastrophe today!"

Nanny Zhang said: "Our big business is far away from the sea, and it is difficult to transport those seafood. People here have never eaten it, so they don't know about this kind of thing."

Yingfu wiped off his sweat with a handkerchief, and said gratefully: "Today, thanks to Madam Zhang, I saved our lives."

Tan Yan: "..."

You don't have to use this formula, I'm not pregnant, I can eat it.

I can……

"The other things are probably not edible, should they be removed?" Yingfu continued.

Tan Yan: "..."

you are vicious.

Seeing Tan Yan's reluctance, Hongying felt sad too.

I had no choice but to gently persuade: "Mother, our big business has taken over Fengchuan City, and there will be opportunities to eat these things in the future. For the sake of the little prince, please bear with it..."

Seeing the plates of delicacies being taken away one after another, Tan Yan couldn't bear it:

"Perhaps only crabs abort, and nothing else?"

How could he remember that the people along the coast didn't break the rules so much.

Nanny Zhang said earnestly: "Mother, there is a saying that it is better to kill by mistake than to let go. You are pregnant with the prince! After many years, such a single seedling finally came to the palace, so please bear with it." .”

Tan Yan: "..."

It's always me who gets hurt, there's no fuck to say.

Nanny Liu said: "Mother, the first three months are the most critical. You can't eat hawthorn, fungus, tea and wine, raw or cold food, pickled products..."

Tan Yan was completely angry and dropped his chopsticks.

This day is over!

Not only lost the chance to go out of the palace, but also forced to become pregnant.

Even if you are pregnant, you still have to eat a pregnancy meal with clear soup and little water? !

Hongying pushed and shoved Nanny Liu, telling her to say less.

"Your Majesty, this servant has thought of a way."

Tan Yan raised his eyelids and looked at her expressionlessly.

Hongying said: "As the empress said, maybe only crabs can't be eaten, if other things can be eaten, send someone to ask the two empresses who have just entered the palace, then you will know."

Tan Yan's tense face finally relaxed, and he hurriedly called to the maid who was still withdrawing the dishes: "Stop! Stop! Wait for someone to ask you before withdrawing."

Yingfu immediately sent a young eunuch to question him.

The little eunuch didn't dare to delay, trotted all the way over, and quickly turned back.

Tan Yan waited for a while, his stomach was growling with hunger.

Hongying asked him to add some porridge, but he refused.

Anyway, today is on the bar, I want to eat seafood!

The little eunuch ran out of breath, threw himself on the ground as soon as he entered the door, and replied: "Go back, tell the empress, those two empresses said... It is true that the women there do not eat crabs when they are pregnant, but the rest still eat as usual... "

The corner of Tan Yan's mouth curled up: "I just said it!"

"It's just..." The little eunuch swallowed, watching his expression carefully.

Tan Yan's complexion is very bad: "..."

Ying Fu scolded, "Just what?"

The little eunuch bit his head and said: "It's just that the people there have been eating like this for thousands of years, but I don't know if the people of our big merchants can eat..."

Tan Yan was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all ached.

I knew you didn't want me to eat it!

Hongying, Nanny Zhang, Nanny Liu, and Yingfu all joined the battle, and they all advised him to understand righteousness and think about the child in his womb.

I don't even have a blade of grass in my stomach!

Tan Yan was so angry that he dropped his chopsticks and strode towards the door.

Hongying hurriedly followed: "Your Majesty, you can't just eat nothing, this servant will let the imperial dining room redo it immediately."

"No need, I'm going to relax!" Tan Yan was so angry that he couldn't eat anything.

Thinking about such a big table of seafood, I didn't even taste a bite, how bullying!

Hongying was in a hurry and turned around, trying to follow but a little afraid to follow.

Nanny Zhang took her hand and said: "Don't worry, this pregnant person is very angry, and he will be fine in a while."

……

As soon as Tan Yan arrived at the outer courtyard of Qifeng Palace, he bumped into a man carrying a food box.

She was wearing a long skirt and a hooded blouse that was as thin as a gauze, and she walked in a hurry.

This figure is somewhat familiar.

Tan Yan thought hard for a while, and suddenly shouted: "Tan, Hai, Yan?"

The woman raised her head in astonishment, it was indeed Tan Haiyan.

Tan Yan stepped forward, sized her up with squinted eyes, and said, "What are you doing here?"

When Tan Xueyan saw him suddenly, she looked away uncomfortably for a while.

Tan Yan was surprised, how did this domineering girl calm down now.

"Hey, what about you?"

Tan Haiyan pinched the handle of the food box anxiously, pouted and said, "Dad heard that you were pregnant and ordered me to visit you."

Tan Yan rolled his eyes, knowing that you and I are at odds, how could he let you come.

"Then why didn't he come by himself?"

There is no reason for a father not to come, besides, he is looking forward to his grandson in his dreams.

Tan Haiyan faltered for a long time, but didn't say a word clearly.

In the end, he glared at Tan Yan bitterly.

Didn't I specifically tell daddy to visit you instead of him, you heartless white-eyed wolf!

Tan Yan was stared inexplicably, and was very upset: "I have received the things, you can go back."

"You!" Tan Haiyan looked at him in astonishment, his eyes suddenly turned red.

Tan Yan frowned and said, "What are you, you have seen me now, what else do you want to do?"

The little girl is scared, Qifeng Palace is my territory, if you dare to be presumptuous, I will punish you!

Tan Haiyan stuffed the food box into his hand, his cheeks puffed up with anger: "Why are you like this!"

Her hand still hurts now.

I got up before dawn to make pastries today, and rushed to Qifeng Palace non-stop as soon as they were ready, wanting her to eat them while they were hot, but in the end, she actually...

Tan Yan happened to be hungry, so when he opened the lid, the fragrance wafted into his nostrils.

On the exquisite jade plate, there are five plum-shaped pastries neatly arranged, which is truly lovely.

It's appetizing just by looking at it.

Tan Yan directly took a piece and put it in his mouth.

Tan Haiyan looked at him nervously, this was the first time for her to cook by herself.

The mothers and maids at home all said that she did a good job.

"Evil..." Tan Yan spit it out.

The appearance is so good, but the inside is half-baked, especially after the jam is steamed, the spoiled taste is even more disgusting.

"This is too unpalatable, you want to poison me to death!"

Tan Haiyan stared blankly at his disgusted expression, her heart seemed to be soaked in bitter melon juice, and she cried out in pain.

Seeing that the little girl was crying, Tan Yan quickly wiped her mouth, and said comfortingly: "Forget it, I'm in a bad mood today, and I speak badly. Don't forget to take it to heart."

Tan Haiyan was in tears, and two streams of snot flowed from her nose.

Tan Yan didn't remember who said that if a person is truly sad, his nose will run.

Tsk, in other words, this pastry is very likely made by Tan Haiyan?

Otherwise, if she was rejected, how could she, a young lady, cry so badly.

Qianjin girl is young, still in the impulsive second year of middle school.

Noble self-esteem was trampled on the ground a few times, and he yelled out all kinds of words.

"Tan Xueyan, how could you do this! I'll get up before Yinshi to make pastries for you, and when I'm done, I'll send them to the palace on a fast horse. If you want to eat this girl, you won’t give it up! How dare you dislike me! You..."

Tan Yan stuffed the pastry directly into her mouth: "Taste it yourself, you can eat it, I'll take your last name!"

"Ouch..." Tan Haiyan supported the wall and vomited out all the pastries.

It would be so unpalatable, but she clearly did it in the order that Mammy said, without missing a single step, so what was wrong.

As if it wasn't enough, she pressed her tongue with her fingers to induce vomiting a few more times, but the disgusting taste in her mouth still lingered.

Tan Yan raised his eyebrows, and gloated: "Is it delicious?"

Tan Haiyan wiped the tears all over her face with a handkerchief, unable to slow down at all.

If it weren't for holding on to the wall, I'm afraid my limbs would be limp on the ground.

Tan Yan saw that he had tormented her enough, and kindly said: "Go back, don't give me this kind of thing next time."

Tan Haiyan wiped her mouth vigorously again, and stared at him stubbornly: "I just came, and you drove me away? Now that you are pregnant with a child and won the favor of the emperor, have you forgotten the things between you and me?"

Tan Yan was taken aback, what's going on?

Could it be that what the nonsense said that day not only didn't make the little girl hate him, but also...

Tan Yan was speechless. I didn't expect, oh, I didn't expect that you, an arrogant and domineering young lady, turned out to be a dick.

Seeing his unexpectedly ignorant expression, Tan Haiyan broke down completely, and howled loudly: "I hate you, why are you so annoying! You don't even know how I got here these days, I think about that day every day thing……"

Tan Yan immediately covered her mouth with his hand.

Dad was scared to death, girl, how did you train your vital capacity, and your small body can make such a loud voice.

"You want to die, this is the palace!"

Tan Haiyan's tears were like a faucet turned on, flowing continuously.

As much as you want to be wronged, as much as you want.

Tan Yan was afraid of her: "Stop howling, talk well."

Tan Haiyan nodded.

Only then did Tan Yan let go of his hand, and warned: "Have a little heart, please! Dare to say anything nonsense."

Tan Haiyan held her mouth shut, blinked the tears in her eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Then will you still be angry with me in the future?"

Tan Yan is one head and two big, this script is different from what I thought.

Why are you such a shaker?

"Say it!" Tan Haiyan tugged at his sleeve ferociously.

Tan Yan said perfunctorily: "I don't dare to be angry with you, it's fine if you don't get angry with me."

Tan Haiyan lowered her head in embarrassment, bit her lips, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Yeah, it was all my fault before, and I won't bully you anymore..."

"..." Thank you, I think it's better for you to bully me.

Tan Haiyan wriggled the fabric of his sleeves, her face flushed all over: "I've been tossing and turning every night for the past few days, and my mind is full of you. I didn't wake up until I heard the news of your pregnancy. Come here, if I don't act, you will be someone else's."

At this moment, Tan Yan only had one sentence in his mind: Chi Yu, I hate you.

This is all your fault.

Tan Haiyan couldn't help holding his hand: "Sister Xue'er, I remember what you said to me, you are the queen now, but, you can exercise, uh... rights, yes, to me, do whatever you want... "

She said, closing her eyes shyly.

The restless eyelashes are trembling, and the toes are slightly raised.

Push your lips forward nervously.

Tan Yan: ...

"Empress, what are you and Miss Haiyan doing?"

Tan Yan was so frightened by this sudden voice that his heart almost stopped.

Tan Haiyan staggered even more in fright, her red face lost all color in an instant.

Tan Yan blocked Tan Haiyan behind him, and smiled awkwardly: "Concubine De, why are you here?"

Concubine De stood dignified and elegant, and smiled faintly: "Didn't the concubine say that I would often come to Qifeng Palace to chat with you to relieve boredom?"

For some reason, seeing her smile, Tan Yan felt a chill down his spine.

"Yes, right..."

The corners of Concubine De's mouth lifted slightly, her beautiful eyes were filled with a frightening chill.

Fortunately, I used to regard you as a pure and pure baby, but I didn't expect you to be such a coquettish bitch.

The author has something to say: Tan Yan: I heard that you want to draw me into your circle.

Concubine De: Yes, baby, come quickly!

Tan Yan: That's what you said!

Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine]:

2 for Kang Na, 1 for Huyan, and 1 for Qi Qi

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