When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Tai Hospital.

One table and four chairs, one pot and four lamps.

Count clockwise and sit separately:

Imperial Physician Du, Imperial Physician Zhang, Imperial Physician Zhao, Imperial Physician Hu.

The four of them sat upright, all with solemn expressions.

Imperial Physician Hu twitched his beard anxiously, looked at the three people sitting next to him, and said in a panic, "This..."

[The queen's pulse is a man, right? ]

Doctor Du knocked on the table with his index finger, and dragged out his voice: "This..."

[What are you talking about, I don’t know. ]

Imperial Physician Zhao frowned, glanced at him complainingly, and said in a deep voice, "This..."

[Teacher, stop pretending!What is the matter? ]

Imperial Physician Hu shook his legs, and questioned Imperial Physician Du anxiously: "This..."

[Does the emperor know the real identity of the queen? ]

With his question, everyone's eyes turned to Doctor Zhang.

[You are on duty the most in front of the emperor, and he trusts you the most, so tell me! ]

Doctor Zhang's paralyzed face twitched, and he sighed: "This..."

[I do not know either. ]

After finishing speaking, he looked at Doctor Du.

[Teacher, what do you think? ]

Under the fiery gaze of the crowd, Imperial Physician Du slowly raised his hand, rubbing his thumb and index finger together.

[give money. ]

The other three imperial physicians: "..."

Silently took out a lot of money from his pocket.

When the queen entered the palace, the people in the palace set up a big gamble.

Bet on whether good news will come out within three months.

Doctor Zhang, who knew the hidden truth about the emperor's body, of course chose "no".

Doctor Zhang was reliable, calm and steady, and won the trust of the emperor. Everyone followed him and made bets.

What's more, dozens of women entered the palace back and forth, but none of them were promising.

Although the empress had the upper hand, according to the palace rules, the emperor had to spend ten nights in Qifeng Palace every month, but she was a talking house girl, so the emperor definitely didn't like it.

Therefore, most of the empresses in the palace were unable to conceive.

Only Imperial Physician Du boldly laid down all his belongings.

In the end, it turned against the wind!

Doctor Du straightened his waist, and slowly put the money into his pocket one by one.

Every time you take one, you have to make a show-off sound of "tsk tsk".

When he finally finished collecting the money, he twirled his white beard brazenly, and said triumphantly, "I've earned it! I'm going to collect other people's money now!"

But as soon as he lifted his foot over the threshold, he bumped into a familiar face.

"Eunuch Yingfu?"

Yingfu bowed his hands and saluted: "Hey! It's the slave, Mr. Du, don't leave in a hurry. His Majesty the Emperor asked you to go to Qifeng Palace for interrogation with Imperial Physician Zhang, Imperial Physician Zhao, and Imperial Physician Hu."

……

Tan Yan was still in a state of bewilderment at this time.

What's the matter with pregnancy?

He's still a virgin, bah bah, virgin!

Hongying and the two nuns danced with excitement.

For a while, he said that he wanted to stew supplements, for a while, he said that he wanted to sew small clothes, and for a while, he said that he wanted to make some loose clothes for the queen.

Hongying brought out the good silk and satin from the bottom of the box in Qifeng Palace: "How about this moon-white material?"

Nanny Zhang: "Hey, no. Newborn babies can't wear white, or they like to bite people."

"Then this pink one?"

Nanny Liu took it over and touched it a few times, and said with satisfaction: "This is good, soft!"

Grandma Liu smiled and pinched her fingers: "According to the date, it will be born in early spring. Hey, it will be cold at that time, so we need to make it thicker."

Tan Yan: "..."

This world is so crazy that I could hit a wall when I was born.

"Oh, Aijia heard that the queen is pregnant with the prince, and came here impatiently."

As soon as Tan Yan raised his head, his eyes met a red and festive figure.

The empress dowager took the lead, followed by the three concubines, concubines, and beauties.

The news spread too fast.

The baby is very sad.

Tan Yan was crying in his heart, but he still showed a smiling face to welcome everyone.

Even the queen mother knew the news, and the emperor probably was about the same.

Tan Yan felt like sitting on pins and needles.

Not only could he not run away, but he also called the emperor back in advance.

How can you get pregnant?

This unscientific!

Could it be that the imperial physicians were all bought by Tan Wendian's cheap father?

Apart from this, he really couldn't think of anything else.

The queen mother grasped his hand, and asked softly, "What's wrong with the queen?"

Tan Yan reluctantly twitched the corner of his mouth: "Some chest tightness, shortness of breath, and dizzy mind."

Concubine De took a step forward, covered Tan Yan's other hand and said: "Empress Empress, this is a blessing, no matter how many people want to, they will not come."

Seeing the cold hatred in her eyes, Tan Yan trembled with fright.

Miss, don't get me wrong!I really didn't!

As a result, when he took a closer look, Concubine De's eyes were full of tenderness again.

"Empress, please take care of your health. From now on, my concubines will often come to Qifeng Palace to accompany you, to chat and relieve boredom."

Concubine De said caring words, but secretly gritted her silver teeth.

Isn't the emperor's servant bad? Isn't he unwilling to touch women?

How can touch her queen!

hateful!It even got her pregnant!

Such a woman who is as pure as ice and snow is so rare in this world, to be snatched away by a stinky man for the first time.

Concubine De clenched her fists, hating herself for not doing it sooner.

On the other hand, many concubines and beauties also showed unwillingness.

Such a beautiful person was defiled by the emperor, what a waste of money.

Looking at the strange expressions of these people, Tan Yan felt like a pain in his back.

Sure enough, it's scary for a woman to be jealous!

Concubine Xiao Gui came slowly, and said in a soft voice: "What kind of magic weapon did the queen use? Many of our sisters have not even given birth to a son and a half daughter over the years, and have been ridiculed so many times. Can the queen empress pass on some experience? Let my sisters also have a taste of motherhood."

Tan Yan's scalp was numb when he saw Concubine Xiao's eyes full of jealousy and hatred.

Even the Concubine Yao who was following her had red eyes and looked at her sourly.

The queen mother tugged at his hand, her tone was slow, but there was a hint of threat: "Yes, the queen should also let them continue the blood for the royal family."

This sentence was heard by the sister Hua who had just entered the palace, and her heart skipped a beat.

I thought the emperor couldn't do it, but it turned out not to be.

If, if they can conceive a dragon son, then the future of the two of them will be guaranteed.

The two glanced at Concubine De with a guilty conscience, then lowered their heads and began to calculate secretly.

Tan Yan was so tired that he didn't want to talk to these women who were fighting each other.

He has no hope of escape now, and he still has to bear the name of uncleanness.

I don't know what the emperor will do with him when he comes back, but just thinking about it makes his neck feel cold.

"Your Majesty is coming..."

Tan Yan suffered a cardiac arrest, how did he come back so quickly, did you ride a rocket?

The concubines hurriedly got up and went to the door to greet them.

Chi Yu didn't even look at them, and walked directly towards Tan Yan.

Tan Yan stood with his hands down, lowered his head, not daring to look at his face, and even stopped breathing.

"You all step back, I have something to ask the queen." Chi Yu turned to the queen mother and said, "It's time to eat, mother, please go back and rest."

The Empress Dowager gave a cold "Yes", and led the unwilling Concubine Xiao Gui away.

Wait for everyone to dissipate.

Quietness gradually returned to Qifeng Palace, but the quietness at this moment was more dull and viscous than usual.

Tan Yan scratched his nails, and he didn't even feel any pain when he scratched the skin.

Chi Yu grabbed his self-harming hand, and the thin clothes on the back of his shoulders were straightened, as if fierce anger would burst out.

He said in a deep voice, "Whose child does it belong to?"

Tan Yan panicked and quickly denied: "I'm not, I'm not pregnant!

"Four imperial physicians make joint visits, what could be wrong?!"

Tan Yan's wrist was painfully pinched by him, and he grinned and frowned: "It's easy, easy, I really don't have one, those quack doctors either misdiagnosed or were bribed, I, I..."

Chi Yu relaxed slightly, and asked with a tight voice, "What are you?"

Tan Yan wanted to withdraw his hand, but failed.

You can't be tough, just stabilize him first.

Coughing lightly, Tan Yan pretended to be shy, raised his head and said in his ear: "I'm still a virgin, you know it best. I've never been touched by another man."

The wrist was suddenly released, and he carefully raised his eyes to look at Chi Yu, and found that his face was turned away, and the roots of his ears were still a little red.

Tch, the old driver is pretending to be innocent.

"Is that so..." Chi Yu pressed his fist to his lips unnaturally, as if trying to cover something up.

But obviously, he was still pleased by this sentence.

At this time, there was a knock on the door outside, and Yingfu shouted: "Your Majesty, the four imperial physicians have arrived, do you want to summon them?"

"Let them in." Chi Yu hurriedly turned around and sat down at the desk, deliberately keeping some distance from Tan Yan.

The four imperial physicians entered one by one, and all worshiped at the desk.

Tan Yan became angry when he saw a few of them, wishing that each of them could appreciate a set of boxing techniques.

Chi Yu didn't go around the bush, and asked directly: "What's the matter with the queen's pregnancy?"

"This..." Imperial Physician Du glanced at Imperial Physician Zhang.

[You come. ]

Doctor Zhang glanced at Doctor Hu.

[It’s still senior brother. ]

Imperial Physician Hu looked at Imperial Physician Zhao: "This..."

[Chances should be reserved for young people, junior brother, come here. ]

Imperial Physician Zhao clenched his back teeth: "This..."

[Asshole, you are too bad! ]

"This, this, this fart! Zhang Xuanhui, tell me!" Chi Yu hated their charades the most.

Imperial Physician Zhang couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, in fact, you ordered me to create a false impression that the empress is pregnant a few days ago. Today, I was suddenly summoned by Qifeng Palace, thinking it was your idea, so I just...follow the tide..."

Chi Yu: "..."

Tan Yan glared at him angrily, it turned out to be your fault!

It hurt me so badly!

Chi Yu rubbed the center of his eyebrows, so embarrassed that he couldn't express it.

On the way back, he was so angry that he almost strangled the horse to death.

Unexpectedly, it was an oolong, he waved his hand: "Now that it's clarified, you can go down."

The pressure on the four imperial physicians dropped sharply, and their complexions improved.

After Imperial Physician Du got up, he took a step forward and bowed with both hands: "Your Majesty, the Imperial Hospital wishes you and the empress a happy marriage for a hundred years, love and love."

When Chi Yu saw it, it turned out to be two exquisite and small wide-mouthed porcelain vases, very clumsy and cute.

The chrysanthemum pattern is outlined on the body of the bottle, which is quite elegant.

I don't know what it is.

"I'm waiting to retire..."

After the four imperial physicians offered their gifts, they resigned one by one.

Tan Yan strode forward and slapped the table angrily: "What's going on?!"

Chi Yu pinched his nose in embarrassment, and instead of reprimanding him for his crime of patting the table, he took his hand and said, "Didn't I tell you when we were talking about the house before that I wanted you to do something for me?" thing?"

Tan Yan recalled that there was indeed such a thing.

"What you said...is a false pregnancy?"

But you said it was a good thing at the beginning, what a good thing it is to be pregnant!

Seeing that his expression was even more unhappy, Chi Yu patiently explained: "Didn't the Empress Dowager tell you that you can only get the Phoenix Seal if you are pregnant?"

"..." Tan Yan was speechless, can't we use another method?

Chi Yu continued: "I planned to use this to kill two birds with one stone and cut off the Queen Mother's influence in the harem."

After thinking about it, Tan Yan came to understand: "You want me to fake pregnancy to get the phoenix seal, and then miscarry to blame the Queen Mother?"

Chi Yu nodded appreciatively: "Smart."

Smart ass.

Tan Yan thought of the fright he had received this afternoon, it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes, he was about to have a heart attack.

"Can't you explain it to me first? I'm going to freak out this afternoon!"

Chi Yu lowered his stance in a rare good-tempered manner, allowing him to scold non-stop.

Quietly watching him alive and aggressive.

"Okay, it's my fault that the queen has been wronged."

It was only after Tan Yan finished scolding that he realized that he had made a slip of the tongue. Even if something was wrong, he shouldn't have scolded the emperor like that.

He closed his mouth embarrassingly, and began to feel uneasy.

It's already night, will the emperor tonight...

As if to confirm his thoughts, Chi Yu got up and put his arms around his waist, and said, "Why don't you scold me anymore? I will allow you to scold enough tonight."

"Don't dare, dare not..." Tan Yan propped his hands between the two of them, afraid of close contact with him.

He really jumped out of the fire pit and fell into the wolf's den again.

Is it impossible to escape the fate of being chopped off tonight?

Chi Yu pressed his thumb on his lips, and said in a low voice, "Save some strength and scold him later, it's not too late."

Tan Yan's body hair stood on end: "Also, let's say goodbye, today I was terrified, now..."

"It's okay, just leave everything to me." Chi Yu didn't give him a chance to resist, and directly pressed him on the desk.

"Well……"

Tan Yan felt the unshakable weight on his body, and there was no gap between the two of them.

And between the legs...

No, absolutely not!

"Um... um..." Can I just say something? !

Tan Yan grabbed his troubled hand, struggling with negligible strength.

As far as Yu Chi Yu was concerned, his fidgeting hands were a kind of shyness.

I feel more and more cute and fascinated, and I can't wait to plunder more.

The belt, the belt is gone! ! !

Bastard, pervert!Don't touch it!

When Chi Yu's battle finally shifted to his neck, Tan Yan was finally able to catch his breath.

"Wait, wait a minute..."

Chi Yu couldn't wait, pecked lightly at his ear, leaving wet marks, and said in a hoarse voice: "I don't want to wait anymore, I'll have dinner later..."

Tan Yan turned his face away, held back the numbness all over his body, and tried his best to make a sound: "You, calm down, what if you are really pregnant?"

Chi Yu's movements stopped suddenly.

When he made the plan of fake pregnancy, he never thought about having a relationship with Tan Xueyan.

just now……

"It can't really be a miscarriage, can it?"

Tan Yan watched his gloomy face carefully.

"..." Chi Yu was silent.

This is called, lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot?

A big stone in Tan Yan's heart finally fell to the ground, but he didn't dare to move an inch, for fear of catching fire again.

Chi Yu was still pressing on him, but his movements were much slower, as if he was taking more comfort and smoothing the burning flames on his body.

Tan Yan obediently let him touch her, but she couldn't last long.

Men can't resist teasing.

Chi Yu is, so is he.

If you touch it any more, I'm going to raise the flag!

Chi Yu pressed his hand on his chest, and suddenly said: "Zitong's breasts are so small, after giving birth to a child, I'm afraid there will be no milk, my child is so pitiful."

Tan Yan: "..."

Grandpa milk!

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