When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Tan Yan was sour, like a dozen lemons in his mouth, sour.

so beautiful!

The sisters sitting obediently on the opposite side are so beautiful!

The pink shirt and emerald skirt look brilliant.The pond is full of Han Ou, and the summer wind sends incense.

Twin flowers, twin lotus.

Hibiscus opens to both sides of the face.

He couldn't help but remind him of that poem: The lotus leaves are boundless in the sky, and the lotus flowers are red in the sun.

Look at their shy little expressions, as well as their precarious and exhausted bodies.

You can imagine how intense last night was.

Tan Yan's heart, as if being pushed hard by a silk scraper, was scraped into tiny strands.

"Last night, I really exhausted you..."

Elder sister Tingyin pursed her lips and said shyly, "Thank you, Empress, for your concern. It is the duty of a concubine to serve His Majesty."

jealous!jealous!

Tan Yan couldn't help flashing a certain resource of T in his mind.

"Emperor and Sister's Passion.a-vi", "Secret Love in the Palace.a-vi"...

I hate!

Zhang Momo was very unconvinced when she saw his slightly changed expression.

Obviously, Eunuch Yingfu had specially ordered last night that His Majesty would come to Qifeng Palace and let them prepare well.

As a result, two vixens suddenly sprang out, not only stealing the favor of the empress, but also showing off and demonstrating early in the morning, it is really unbearable!

"However, the bodies of the two empresses are too delicate, to make such a look, tsk tsk..." Zhang Nanny wanted to be sarcastic, but was interrupted by Tan Yan in time.

"Nurse Zhang!" Tan Yan knew that she was complaining for herself, but it was unnecessary.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but when Madam Zhang said the word "delicate", the expressions of the two sisters were very unnatural.

Tingyin was beaten by Concubine De before, and when he encountered this kind of topic again, he thought that this must be the empress testing her sisters.

She smiled shyly, gently hooked the black hair on her temples with her little finger, and blushed slightly:

"Naturally, His Majesty is mighty and powerful, extraordinary people can compare..."

As Tingyin spoke, she secretly gave her younger sister Zhile a wink.

Zhile quickly picked up the conversation, and said shyly: "Your Majesty's celestial appearance, my sister and I are naturally hard to be grateful."

Ahhhhh!Knowing hit!

Tan Yan felt that he was not well!

It was no longer a question of just the right lemon, he declared that from today he was a 100% pure lemon!

One man and two women, they were able to handle it all night.

His physical strength is too good!

Looking at Tan Yan's ugly face, Hongying felt as if her heart had been cut with a blunt knife.

These two women are really bad!

Nanny Zhang also clenched her fists, the two little brats had just entered the palace, and they dared to act wildly and provocatively in front of the queen.

If things go on like this? !

"I see that the two of you have won the favor once, so you don't know who's surname! How dare you be in the empress..."

Tingyin and Zhile startled, difficult, did they say the wrong thing?

With a "plop", Tingyin immediately grabbed her sister and knelt down.

It shouldn't be, shouldn't the emperor's affairs be an open secret for the women in the harem?

Tan Yan frowned, and raised his hand to interrupt Nanny Zhang's passionate speech.

"Since you have received His Majesty's favor, you are now part of the harem, and you must abide by the rules of the palace in the future. And spread the branches and leaves for the royal family as soon as possible to continue the blood."

Tingyin and Chiraku raised their heads in astonishment.

Branches and leaves?Continuing the bloodline?

Tan Yan: "What's wrong?"

"Yes, I would like to follow the empress's instruction!" Tingyin and Zhile hurriedly agreed.

Xin Dao's words must be used to deal with the palace people.

Tan Yan was so jealous that he was physically and mentally exhausted, and said directly: "So, you two should step back, and go back to rest and recuperate."

The two sisters were ordered to evict guests, and finally took a breath of relief.

He happily kowtowed and thanked him, and left Qifeng Palace.

Tan Yan watched the two figures walk away, and stood in the spacious courtyard of Qifeng Palace with a vicissitudes of life.

The world has put me through pain that I don't deserve.

Hongying took his hand distressedly, and comforted: "Your Majesty, don't worry about it. In His Majesty's heart, you are the most special one. They, they are just clowns."

Tan Yan shook his head.

He is definitely not the most special one in the scumbag's heart. Didn't you see how fierce he was last night?Turned a pair of delicate sisters into day lilies.

Oh, the man's words are really unbelievable.

Nanny Zhang also persuaded from the side: "Your majesty, you are the empress, the mother of a country, so you don't need to argue with those foxes, the person His Majesty cares about the most is you!"

Tan Yan let out a long sigh: "You don't understand, there is a saying in our funeral family, if you love, please love deeply, if you don't love, please don't hurt."

Hongying: "..."

Sure enough, the empress was quite stimulated, and she started talking nonsense again.

Tan Yan pointed to the fragrant flowers and green trees in Qifeng Palace, but he couldn't feel any more beauty.

He said sadly, "Hongying, do we have lemon trees in our country?"

Hongying nodded: "Yes."

Tan Yan said: "I like lemons very much, so I will plant lemon trees all over Qifeng Palace!"

Hongying: "???"

He had just finished saying this when Madam Liu, who was on duty in the outer courtyard, suddenly came in to report.

"Madam, Madam Yu, please see me."

Concubine?Which yogi?

There are dozens of people in the harem, Tan Yan has long lost track of them, they are guests, so let's meet.

There are no ugly beauties in the harem, and this concubine is also a graceful beauty.

When Tan Yan saw her appearance, he vaguely remembered that there was such a person.

The concubines in the harem seemed to be divided into two groups, one was with Concubine De, and the other was with Concubine Xiao.

This concubine Yu happened to belong to Concubine Xiao Gui.

"What's the matter with me, Concubine Yu?" Tan Yan helped Concubine Yu who was kneeling on the ground to pay her respects.

There was a smile on Concubine Yu's pretty face, and the dimples on the corners of her mouth were sweet and pleasant: "Empress, I heard that you like flowers. Recently, the tulips in my yard are blooming slowly. I would like to invite you to my courtyard to enjoy the flowers. .”

Flower viewing?Am I such an elegant person?

You, a member of the Xiao family camp, invited me to enjoy the flowers, maybe you made a mistake.

Tan Yandao: "I'm still within the confinement period set by His Majesty, so I can't go out."

"Your Majesty, your Majesty has gone to the imperial mausoleum and will not be back until seven days later. Besides, he loved you so much in front of the whole city yesterday, so why would he care about the confinement of your feet?"

Yubi took his hand and led him to the flower bed while talking.

After making sure that there was no one around, he stuffed something into Tan Yan's hand.

The corner of Tan Yan's eyes glanced slightly at the palm of his hand, and he saw that it was a small and exquisite jade pendant.

What is this?

Concubine Yu said, "Your Majesty, are you going to enjoy the flowers in my courtyard?"

It's interesting.

Could there be any relationship between Yuanshen and Concubine Yu?

Tan Yan made some calculations in his mind.

Anyway, I'm bored, so I went to see what was going on.

"Okay, then go to your yard to enjoy the flowers."

Concubine Yu is also an exquisite person. She is beautiful and speaks well.

Along the way, it was a pleasure to chat with her.

In particular, she has a pair of small dimples, which makes her smile very pleasing.

But with the lessons learned from the empress dowager, Concubine Xiao, and Imperial Physician Du, Tan Yan did not dare to trust the people in the harem easily.

When we arrived at Concubine Yu's yard, the nurseries on both sides of the path were indeed full of tulips.

The red and yellow powders and daisies compete for splendor and beauty, truly beautiful.

But Tan Yan didn't know how to appreciate these things.

Concubine Yu said: "Empress, how about we go to the house to drink tea and watch flowers?"

Tan Yan nodded, knowing that the main event was coming.

Hongying also followed in.

Concubine Yu said: "You wait outside, I will call you if something happens."

Hongying looked at Tan Yan's eyes and saw that he agreed, so she had no choice but to stand in the yard.

After entering the room, Concubine Yu pretended to pour two bowls of tea: "The Empress, please have some tea, and the concubine will come back as soon as she goes."

Tan Yan didn't dare to touch the tea, just sat on the wicker chair and waited for her to come up with something.

It's just that this time, instead of waiting for concubine Yu, a person who never expected came.

"East King?!"

The person who came was Dongwang Chihan.

Chi Han stared fixedly at the person in front of him, his complexion darkened, and he said in frustration, "Xue'er, you've never called me that before."

Huh?Unexpectedly, Yuanshen and Dongwang really had an affair.

Tan Yan said: "You also know that was in the past."

Chi Han looked at him in astonishment, his handsome facial features drooped in sadness, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Tan Yan didn't want to get too entangled with him, if someone saw it, it would be more terrifying than stabbing a hornet's nest.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go first."

When Chi Han heard this, he quickly stepped forward to stop him, the bloodshot eyes in his eyes were a little frighteningly red.

"Xue'er! Didn't what you said back then count?"

Holy crap, what did the original body promise Dongwang back then?

Brother, don't get excited.

Tan Yan sighed sadly: "I am already a queen, so what can I do?

Speaking of which, it's no wonder that the emperor said yesterday that "the name Xue'er sounds pretentious", so it turned out to be the case.

Chi Han pressed Tan Yan's shoulders with both hands, and the veins on the back of his hands were bulging. He said in pain, "You said it yourself. If I can take down Fengchuan City, you promise to be with me. I have done it now. How can you break your promise?"

Me, I'm going...that's awesome.

Because of the original body's words, you attacked five cities in a row within half a year, and even captured Fengchuan City.

What kind of fairy love is this.

Last night at the reception banquet, Tan Yan listened to the soldiers talking about the war, and learned that it was as difficult as the blue sky to attack five cities in a row in half a year, and also to win the rich and rich Fengchuan City.

Its difficulty and glory index are comparable to Temujin's fight all the way to Europe.

This is a great event that will benefit thousands of years and Zefu EMI.

Enough to be famous in history books for thousands of years.

It turned out that such a feat was just a random request from the lover, almost a request from the Arabian Nights.

Tan Yan could imagine that the original body must have been in a difficult situation at that time. As a man, how could he marry Dong Wang, so he had to make an impossible request.

Unexpectedly, Dong Wang actually did it!

Big brother, I really, really respect you!

If I were a woman, I would be tempted too, it's so awesome!

Chi Han clasped Tan Yan's shoulders tightly with both hands, and said in a deep voice, "You like Chi Yu?"

"No!" This must be denied, otherwise it will spoil my aesthetics.

I'm not blind, how could I fall in love with big pig's trotters?

Compared with your character, this scumbag is like a puddle of mud on the ground!

Hearing his denial, Chi Han's face finally softened a lot: "Then why don't you go with me?"

Tan Yan said helplessly: "I am the queen now, how do I get out?"

As soon as Chi Han heard the word "Queen", her heart ached unbearably, and her mind kept thinking about yesterday when Chi Yu kissed her in public on the street.

Chi Han forced himself to clear the image of his mind, and solemnly said: "As long as you want, I can take you out!"

He looked at Tan Yan with a doubtful expression, and explained: "I have bought some guards, and Chi Yu will guard the imperial tomb for seven days. Don't worry, when he comes out, he will never find you."

Wait, I seem to smell conspiracy.

Tan Yan asked in a low voice: "You did the collapse of the imperial mausoleum?"

Chi Han didn't answer, but his expression said everything.

Tan Yan was shocked beyond words, you are a wolf!

Chi Han made an affectionate promise: "As long as you come with me, I will accompany you wherever you want from now on..."

He paused, his eyes full of imagination: "You used to want to go to Fengchuan City to see the sea, and I will accompany you; you also wanted to go to Liyun Mountain to see Hongfeng, and I would accompany you; you also said that you wanted to go to Xuantian Feng sees the snow scene, I will accompany you too..."

Although this passage was quite vulgar, Tan Yan's heart was moved by his sincere expression and extremely provocative tone.

Of course, the ruined palace is not as good as the colorful world outside. It's too embarrassing for him to be jealous of a big man and a group of women.

Tan Yan was silent for a while, and asked: "Then my mother..."

Chi Han made a categorical guarantee: "I will take good care of her, not even a strand of hair will be hurt!"

Tan Yan gasped, love love love!

If I were a woman, I would marry you immediately!

But he is not the original body, and he is a man. Dongwang still doesn't know what to do after he finds out.

This is a matter of long-term consideration.

Seeing that he was silent again, Chi Han asked impatiently: "What else do you have to worry about? I have paved all the roads for you, you just need to follow me."

I want it too!

Tan Yan struggled and said, "I'm a little scared when you say that suddenly, give me some time, I'll think about it."

Although Chi Han was unhappy, he had been thinking about Xueyan for a long time, so he didn't want to embarrass her too much, so he said: "There are only seven days, you should give me an answer quickly."

Tan Yan nodded: "OK."

Hearing that he agreed straightforwardly, Chi Han didn't know why he felt uneasy all the time.

It's been half a year since the person he's longed for is in front of him... For the past six months, he has been fighting outside, and he may die in battle at any time. The only belief that supports him is to come back and reunite with the one he loves.

Now that he's back, he's definitely going to have this guy.

Chi Han tilted his shoulders slightly, slowly trying to cover himself up.

Hey, what do you want to do? !

Tan Yan hurriedly pushed him away, almost losing his integrity.

Being kissed by a scumbag is enough to hurt your heart, why do you want to get involved?

Tan Yan pretended to be shy and said: "Don't be like this, people in the palace talk a lot, I'm leaving first, and I will give you an answer as soon as possible."

The Chi letter was rejected, and it was not good to force him, so he said, "I'll wait for you."

Tan Yan didn't dare to stay for a moment, so he quickly left the courtyard and returned to Qifeng Palace with Hongying.

……

After Tan Yan returned to Qifeng Palace, he thought about leaving the palace day and night.

He must have thought of leaving the palace.

Who wants to waste a good time of youth in this thick wall.

But after Dong Wang took him out and found out the truth, would he chop him up in a rage?

If they go out, the Chen family will also fall into Dong Wang's hands, and I am afraid that the Chen family will also be in danger.

Hey, so annoying!

Hongying saw that he had looked sluggish these past few days, he didn't think about eating or drinking, and always leaned on the chaise longue to take a nap.

Very worried.

On this day, she dragged Nanny Liu and Nanny Zhang to a small corner of the garden.

"Sister Hongying, what's the matter?" Nanny Zhang said.

Hongying checked left and right, made sure there was no one there, and then said, "You two mothers, my mother's menstruation is three days late!"

Nanny Liu said, "Hey, it's not uncommon for a month or so to be delayed."

Hongying said: "No, the concubine's menstruation is always on time. This is the first time she is late, and ah..."

Nanny Zhang asked: "And what?"

Hongying asked: "Well, what symptoms do pregnant people have?"

Nanny Zhang and Nanny Liu: "This..."

The two looked at each other, still in disbelief.

Nanny Zhang said: "Drowsiness?"

Hongying nodded.

Nanny Liu: "Lack of energy?"

Hongying nodded.

Nanny Zhang: "Acidophilus?"

Hongying pointed to the vibrant lemon trees all over the yard.

Nanny Zhang, Nanny Liu: ...

The three of you look at me and I look at you, what should I do if they are a little excited?

Hongying couldn't help raising the corners of her mouth, she was so excited that she wanted to jump around a few times!

Nanny Zhang and Nanny Liu couldn't help but get excited after living a long life.

Nanny Zhang rubbed her hands together, trying to suppress the emotions in her heart: "This is just our guess, let's..."

Nanny Liu held her hand and said tremblingly, "Let's go to the imperial physician first!"

Nanny Zhang nodded fiercely: "This time, I'm not allowed to go to Doctor Du, the old man is very bad, I'll go to Doctor Zhang."

Hongying clenched her fists and said, "Let's go find Imperial Physician Zhang. His Majesty has always been served by Imperial Physician Zhang. The two of you go to him, and I'll go and talk to Madam."

Nanny Liu and Nanny Zhang took orders, walked like they were on hot wheels, and rushed out of Qifeng Palace in an instant, leaving a cloud of dust behind.

……

Tan Yan was reading a book at this time, but it was a pity that the books were all upside down.

He couldn't help but plucked a flower from the vase and pulled the petals: "Go out, don't go out, go out, don't go out..."

Hongying came in and stood beside him: "Your Majesty, you seem to be in a bad mood these days, can this slave help you to see the imperial physician?"

Tan Yan frowned and waved his hands: "Don't disturb me counting petals, go out, don't go out..."

Hongying said: "Your Majesty! Just take a look, the two nuns and I are also very worried about your appearance."

Tan Yan: "Don't go out... go out..."

Hongying stomped her feet angrily, looking at him as if possessed by a demon.

She was heartbroken, and said: "Young maidservant, go to announce the imperial doctor now, even if you beat me and scold me, I will admit it!"

Tan Yan didn't bother to care about her and concentrated on counting the petals.

Ouch, I'm going, there are too many petals on this broken flower!

"Not going out... eh? Not going out?! Bastard! How can you not go out?!"

Tan Yan was so angry that he grabbed the teapot and poured cold water.

He paced in the room non-stop, from east to west, from west to move, uneasy.

There are less than three days left, and the big pig's trotter will be back soon, should he go out or not?

If you go out, you will die, if you don't go out, you will die?

As the saying goes, give it a go, and a bicycle can become a motorcycle.Fight hard, Jeep becomes Martin.

good!Decided to go out!

"Ma'am, Doctor Zhang is here!" Hongying, Nanny Zhang, and Nanny Liu walked in happily.

Zhang Xuanhui still looked paralyzed, with his head down, and followed the three of them respectfully.

Tan Yan was full of question marks, when did I summon the imperial physician?

Zhang Xuanhui cupped his hands in salute, and said: "This minister has seen your empress, please sit down and let this minister treat you."

Tan Yan "...I'm not sick!"

Hongying tugged at his arm: "Oh, doctor Zhang has come so far, let him take a look."

Tan Yan glanced at her suspiciously, and then at Doctor Zhang.

All right, here we come.

Tan Yan sat down at the table and handed out his right hand.

Physician Zhang grabbed his sleeves and gently placed his fingers on Tan Yan's wrist.

Tan Yanbai looked at him boredly.

Doctor Zhang's eyelids twitched suddenly, and his perennially paralyzed face finally showed a surprised expression.

Tan Yan was startled, what's wrong?Is it really sick?

Hongying and the two nuns excitedly gritted their teeth and grabbed the veil.

Doctor Zhang opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say for a moment.

Tan Yan frowned and said, "What's wrong?"

Doctor Zhang's hand trembled a little, he paused, then retracted his hand.

He showed a half-smile expression, stood up and bowed his hands, "Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, it's the pulse of joy."

Tan Yan:? ? ? ?

What did you say, you say it again? ? ?

……

And Chi Yu, who was far away in the imperial mausoleum, was correcting the memorial.

Ying Fu suddenly rushed in from the outside, shouting loudly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, great joy! great joy!"

Chi Yu was reviewing, and was very impatient to be interrupted: "What are you yelling at!"

Yingfu grinned, showing two rows of white teeth: "Your Majesty, the empress is happy!"

Chi Yu raised his head suddenly: "What?"

Yingfu smiled until his eyes narrowed into a line, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Really! Really!"

As he spoke, he counted on his fingers: "The four great hands of Imperial Physician Zhang, Imperial Physician Du, Imperial Physician Hu, and Imperial Physician Zhao have all checked the pulse, it's the Xi pulse!"

Chi Yu: "..."

The author has something to say: there is no happy pulse, this article does not have children, the reason will be explained in the next chapter.

Although the happy pulse is fake, but the pulse can tell the gender of male and female, hehe...

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