When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

On the thin red veil, two curvaceous figures are reflected.

Both of them bowed down in unison, their voices were as sweet as a yellow warbler: "Your maidservant, listen to the sound/know the music, and pay homage to the emperor."

"Well. Hold your head up."

The two sisters were apprehensive, but they still dared not move.

If you look carefully, you can still see the delicate bodies of the two trembling slightly.

When they were at home, the two of them were told by their father that they would be given to dignitaries in the future.

For the girl in the Mood for Love, this is tantamount to the deadliest blow.

The two young sisters have already despaired of the future.

I always thought that I would be given to some fat and big-eared high-ranking official for pleasure-ravages.

Even prepared for the worst, after being... tired of being played with, they were transferred in the hands of many people.

Unexpectedly, once the sky changed, the Dashang Kingdom attacked with incomparable ferocity.

It only took half a year to not only attack four cities in a row, but also captured the fertile and rich Fengchuan City.

Fengchuan City is close to the sea, and the biggest worry has always been pirates.

Therefore, the soldiers in Fengchuan City are better at naval battles.

Suddenly encountered the army of the Great Merchant, the king of land warfare, and was completely defeated.

The city lord of Fengchuan knew the current affairs very well, and took the initiative to open the city gate and surrender.

Treat them with good fish and meat, and present them with gold and silver boxes, as well as... her sisters.

At that time, the two thought they would be given to the handsome and brave Dong Wang, and they were so excited that they couldn't sleep.

But he didn't expect to be rejected by the Eastern King.

Just when the hearts of the two were ashamed, Dad proposed to dedicate it to the emperor again.

I heard that although the Great Shang Emperor ascended to the throne at a young age, he was licentious, cruel and incompetent, and would kill people if he disagreed with him.

The sisters despaired again.

"What, are you deaf?"

The two sisters finally raised their heads in panic.

And when they raised their heads, both of them were completely stunned.

The person in front of them was a Fengshen and handsome man they had never seen before, especially the bright yellow court clothes that were straight and ironed and cut to fit, made him look handsome and extraordinary, like a majestic god who is high above and inviolable.

This...is this the emperor that the two of them will serve in the future?

I saw the god frowned slightly, and said impatiently: "Kneel if you like, I'm tired, don't bother me."

The minds of the two suddenly became clear, and the ambiguous memories of being deliberately trained in the past instantly revived.

The sisters said at the same time: "Your Majesty, let the servants serve you..."

It's just that the slender figure from the back didn't stop because of the soft and charming voices of the two of them.

On the contrary, a eunuch shook a snow-white whisk in front of the two of them, and said in a shrill voice: "You two ladies, please stay a little longer, and reward the three armies with a big banquet tonight. Your Majesty is extremely tired, and I hope you two ladies don't want to take it." disturbed His Majesty."

The elder sister was a little unwilling to listen to the sound and said: "Eunuch, the two of us are very good at massage to relieve fatigue, just to soothe Your Majesty."

The younger sister Zhile nodded again and again: "Let my sisters relax for Your Majesty."

Yingfu shook his head: "The kindness of the two ladies, I appreciate your Majesty's heart. Please wash and rest as soon as possible, and you will get up early tomorrow."

The two sisters looked at each other and wanted to try harder.

It's just that the eunuch in front of him suddenly turned cold and looked very uncomfortable.

The two of them arrived at the palace for the first time, so it was better to be cautious, so they had to obey orders and go to the side room to sleep.

The two sisters had just come to this unfamiliar palace, and seeing the emperor who was as handsome as a god, hope was aroused in their hearts.

After tossing and turning for a long time, he barely fell asleep.

……

The twilight of the morning sun has just opened a corner of the window.

The two sisters who were still frowning and sleeping were woken up by the waiter Yingfu.

Before the two had time to wash up, they were called into the living room.

The emperor sat on the Luohan bed in a snow-white obscene garment, resting his head on his right hand and dozing off.

In the thin and dim morning light, his side face seemed to be smudged with light ink, giving it an illusory beauty.

Tingyin and Zhile knelt down in front of him, although their faces were downcast, they couldn't help but raise their eyelids and take a peek.

"The two of you are so weak, it's not very pleasing. After strengthening your physique, I will come to you again."

When the sisters heard this, their hearts skipped a beat, and they were about to defend themselves.

But the emperor said: "Yingfu, these two people will be handed over to you for supervision."

Greeting blessings and promises, he said to the sisters: "You two ladies, let's start now, can you leapfrog?"

Frog, leapfrog?

Sister Zhile whispered: "Eunuch, it's the soldiers... who exercise on weekdays, is that?"

Yingfu smiled slightly: "Your Majesty is smart."

This, this is different from the palace life we ​​imagined!

What the hell is Leapfrog? Are my sisters ugly?

Yingfu clapped his hands, and the crisp applause caught the attention of the two sisters: "Girls, you have to dance a hundred times."

Listening: ...

Zhile: ...

And just when the two of them squatted down to leapfrog, someone outside the door suddenly announced.

Hearing the voice of the visitor, Yingfu turned serious, and hurried to open the door to ask questions.

Not long after, he returned to the house, with a serious face, hurriedly walked to Chi Yu's side, covered his mouth with his hands, and whispered:

"Your Majesty, something is wrong."

Chi Yu raised his eyebrows.

"A corner of the imperial mausoleum collapsed last night!"

Chi Yu rubbed the center of his brows, it was really bad news.

A problem with the imperial mausoleum is a major national event.

The reigning emperor not only had to go to investigate in person, but also lived in the imperial mausoleum for seven days.

Bathing and burning incense, fasting vegetarian diet, abstaining from lust, asking ancestors for forgiveness, and praying for the world.

"Show me, hurry to the imperial mausoleum."

……

After Tingyin and Zhile jumped a hundred leapfrogs, their legs were no longer their own.

The two of them couldn't stand up at all, they simply lay sprawled on the ground, dazed in a daze.

However, there was not much time for them to rest, and soon someone from the palace came in to freshen up.

Because according to the rules, a woman entering the palace for the first time needs to greet the queen mother first, and then greet the queen.

"Girls, it's getting late, any further delay will offend the Queen Mother."

The two sisters got up from the ground helplessly, using their hands as their feet, and couldn't help crying.

Although my father kept them as pets, their daily life was delicate and meticulous, and they hadn't even washed their handkerchiefs, so how could they bear the torture of a hundred leapfrogs.

Seeing this, the nanny who came in to serve couldn't help laughing and said: "Your Majesty is still as brave as ever, the two ladies are very lucky."

Listening to music, knowing music: "..."

Began to doubt the emperor's purpose of making them leapfrog.

Is it true that the emperor can't do it, but he wants to maintain a man's self-esteem in this way?

Such a handsome man, hey...

what a shame!

With the support of the court lady, the two sisters went to greet the Queen Mother precariously, and received some compliments and rewards.

Before he could catch his breath, he stumbled towards Qifeng Palace again.

It's just that the two of them were halfway to the road when they were stopped by a group of people.

The maid supporting the two of them hurriedly introduced in a low voice: "This is the concubine De, and the ones following her are all concubines and beauties."

The two sisters hurriedly knelt down and saluted: "I have seen the concubine De, I have seen all the empresses."

……

At this time, Tan Yan, who was in Fengfeng Palace, was told that the sisters would come to pay his respects to him this morning, so he had to get up early.

As a result, I waited for a long time without seeing anyone, but I waited for the news that the emperor was going to the imperial mausoleum.

Hey!It must have been the punishment and warning given by the ancestors of the Chi family who saw that the scumbag was too lustful all day long.

The emperor left the palace, and Tan Yan didn't wait for anyone, so he thought about going out and wandering.

Maybe they met on the way, and it could save the two devastated little girls a few steps.

Look, how sympathetic he is!

It didn't take long to go out, and sure enough, I saw the pair of stunning sisters.

It's just that there's something wrong with this scene, bullying?

Concubine De took so many people to block her sisters, what was she trying to do?

Tan Yan grabbed Hongying's hand and told her not to speak, then found a secret place to hide and peek.

I saw Concubine De standing in front of the kneeling sister Hua in a domineering manner, and asked in a long tone: "Did Your Majesty favor you two last night?"

Tan Yan opened her mouth slightly in shock, where is her Empty Valley Youlan?What about her innocence?

Who is this domineering and domineering sister Yu in front of her?

Sister Hua Chuchu pitifully clutched her knees with both hands, very uneasy.

A beauty next to Concubine De, twisted her brows, and scolded: "Ms. Concubine De is asking you something!"

The elder sister was heartbroken when she heard the sound, and she simply said: "Returning to Empress Defei, Your Majesty really favored my sister and I last night. I didn't sleep much this night. My waist is sore and my legs are hurting. I am very uncomfortable. I hope your empress will take pity .”

Tan Yan took a deep breath.

Scumbag!It's too scumbag!

Last night, she promised to come to Qifeng Palace. Before she left, she looked reluctant to part with her, but as soon as she turned around, she hugged her left and right, so she was very happy!

De Fei snorted coldly: "Really?"

Hearing the sound, my scalp went numb.

Things that the emperor can't do must be taboo in the palace.But if the emperor doesn't favor the two of them, he will be bullied.

The two of her sisters are the daughters of the city lord of Fengchuan City, so there is no reason to be too jealous of this Concubine De.

Be sure to pick up favorable words.

She didn't believe that this German concubine dared to touch her sisters.

"Empress Defei, my sister and I have to pay our respects to Empress Empress, I'm afraid I'll offend Empress Empress if it's later, can Empress Defei be proud?"

Concubine De smiled slightly: "You have to remember what you two said today."

Tingyin and Zhile's mind suddenly became clear, it turned out to be the emperor's helper, who came to monitor whether they were talking nonsense.

Zhile glanced at her sister gratefully, thanking her for her timely response.

Concubine De raised her right hand and ordered the people behind her to get out of the way.

The sisters thanked each other with joy.

Concubine De smiled meaningfully: "You two come to Yuxin Palace in my palace tonight, I will teach you the rules of the palace."

The two sisters agreed again and again, thinking that she wanted to teach the emperor what to do.

The two of them were overjoyed, and immediately felt that the palace was really a good place.

"Go, hurry up and greet the queen, don't miss the hour."

The two sisters excitedly walked towards Qifeng Palace hand in hand, as if they were heading towards a bright and beautiful future.

Seeing this, Tan Yan hurried back to Qifeng Palace with Hongying.

Concubine De watched the two go away, and couldn't help but narrow her beautiful eyes.

The tip of the pink tongue protruded from the red lips, and slowly licked the corners of the mouth.

A concubine beside her shook her head gloatingly, and said with a sneer: "Look at this walking posture like a crab, I don't know how many leapfrogs I have made."

And another beauty asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, when can we bring the queen into our circle, sister, I have missed her for a long time."

Concubine De's eyes flickered, recalling someone's face like an iceberg snow girl, her heart felt hot.

She glanced at the beauty who was asking the question, and said displeasedly: "She is also something you can imagine?!"

The author has something to say: The emperor thought that the women in the harem were trying to maintain the illusion for the sake of face.

Only Concubine De smiled slightly: This is all due to me, thank you, you useless man.

Because most of the harem is already hers.

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grateful:

Shan Yu threw a mine

Ye Feng Ranran threw a mine

Bu Ren threw a mine

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