When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

To be honest, Tan Yan felt that his presence at this banquet was a bit awkward.

Just like a decoration.

Apart from the previous speech, there is nothing else going on with him.

Chi Yu, on the other hand, kept talking.

Because this battle was fought beautifully, it was a matter of joy for the whole country.

Therefore, all the generals who participated in the battle and contributed their strength should be rewarded.

That long list is enough to read for a while.

In the end, Chi Yu had to personally reward the soldiers.

Push the cup to change the cup, and the gong and chips are staggered.

This kind of noisy and lively scene reminded Tan Yan of the never-ending entertainment at work in the past.

At that time, it was normal to drink dizzy and vomit, and it was extremely annoying.

Every time I hear the word "entertainment", my stomach will convulse physiologically.

Now, there is a feeling of nostalgia.

Tan Yan was thinking aimlessly.

And secretly prayed that the emperor would get drunk tonight, preferably to the point of unconsciousness.

That way he can live for another day, and maybe one more day he can figure out a way to survive.

So Tan Yan kept watching Chi Yu secretly, cheering when he didn't see him drinking a glass of wine.

yeah!Seventeen cups!

Hurry up, there are two armored ones behind, let's toast again!

Don't be timid and shy to those who have drunk before, tonight is a good time to please your boss, hurry up and pay back again!

very good!Nineteen cups!

The military officers are almost respected, and the civil servants are also here. Aren't you happy for your Majesty?

The so-called would rather have a rotten hole in the stomach than emotional cracks!

Thumbs up! 23 cups!

It's just a voice-controlled toast!

Tan Yan couldn't help getting excited, it felt as if all civil and military officials were listening to him, and let them respect him.

It is a pity that the ancient wine glass is too small and the concentration is low.

Chi Yu had drunk thirty cups, but he still didn't feel drunk.

He is tall and tall, like a tall and straight pine tree surrounded by everyone

The eyes and eyebrows are as clear as a bright moon, and the words he speaks are even more orderly, without the slightest hint of drunkenness.

Hey, this guy, I really owe it!

Like a pot of cold water being poured down, Tan Yan's excitement dropped a lot.

After a few rounds of drinking, Chi Yu retired and returned to Tan Yan's side.

Tan Yan watched him silently, trying to find some evidence of drunkenness on his face.

But in the end, he realized that it was he himself who drank a couple of sips of wine to suppress his shock, and became a little tipsy because of his guilty conscience and anxiety.

Even the reaction is slow.

Chi Yu held his hand under the table, and smiled narrowly: "The queen has been looking at me just now, isn't it a little impatient?"

Tan Yan was startled, and wanted to quickly withdraw his hand, but he held it tightly.

Unexpectedly, I was misunderstood...

"In the past, other women looked at me like this, and I just found it annoying." Chi Yu's thumb gently rubbed his palm: "But the empress of General Cai looked at me like this, and I was very happy."

No, you think too much, I just want to see if you are drunk or not.

Chi Yu looked at his cheeks full of clouds, his eyes blurred, and his heart beat twice in an instant.

Throat rolled down, and he promised in his ear: "Don't worry, this banquet is a bit long, but my promise to go to Qifeng Palace tonight will not change."

"I, I didn't..." Tan Yan tried his best to prove his innocence, but his words were vague.

Um?Um?

What's wrong with me, I can't even speak clearly?

Chi Yu looked at his dazed look, and felt that the more he looked, the cuter he became.

The queen is drunk.

Scratch like a cat.

I can't wait to hold her in my arms.

It's just that now isn't a good time.

Tan Yan couldn't help but go limp from his dark eyes.

They are all men, he understands this feeling.

But that's not a good thing.

Tan Yan shook his head violently, and rubbed his eyes with both hands.

In Chi Yu's eyes, this move was like a cat washing its face, its little head shaking very cutely.

It's a pity that the banquet will not end for a while.

Although the queen is useless, as the mother of a country, she must stay until the end.

Chi Yu was afraid that he would pass out from drunkenness, so he had no choice but to say to Yingfu, "The empress is drunk, here's some refreshment tea."

Yingfu went away at the sound, and soon brought a bowl of refreshing tea.

Chi Yu held the tea and fed him to drink it himself.

This tea was too refreshing, Tan Yan only drank two sips, as if he had opened up Ren Du's two veins, his mind was clear.

This body is too useless, even a little wine can get drunk.

Seeing this, Chi Yu said to him, "Sit patiently for a while."

Tan Yan thought of what he did just now, and felt so annoyed that he wanted to hit the wall, and hurriedly said: "You are busy, you are busy."

Come on, you, as long as you are here, the embarrassing cancer cells will spread very fast.

Chi Yu thought that he was exposed and shy, and pinched his cheek with a smile: "You are so good, I am waiting here for you."

Tan Yan couldn't see it, and panicked in his heart.

How about I run away now?But the palace is heavily guarded, he is a queen, even cats and dogs know him, and his popularity is very high.

How about diving into the pool?Then pretend to be frightened, and then have a cold and a fever?

Still the same sentence, there are people watching everywhere in this palace, and before he can jump, someone probably stopped him.

Before he could come up with an idea, he suddenly saw Chi Han walking from the banquet to the center of the hall.

Chi Yu's steps to leave the table also stopped.

Chi Han bowed his hands and knelt down to salute, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, this time I have cracked Fengchuan City, the Lord of the city has presented two stunning beauties to express his sincerity in surrender."

The soldiers in Changying Hall burst out laughing, their expressions even more ambiguous.

It seems that these two beauties are the grand finale of their careful preparation, and they have been waiting for a good show for a long time.

Tan Yan's heart ached, and he couldn't help but glance at Chi Yu.

What a wonderful blessing, the first stunner princess is still waiting to enter the palace, and now there are two more stunning beauties.

Chi Yu glanced at him, saw his sour expression, couldn't help but smiled slightly, and said to Chi Han: "I accept the city lord's wishes, but I have many concubines in the harem, so forget about these two concubines."

But Chi Han knelt and didn't get up, raised his head and looked directly at Chi Yu, his voice was sonorous and powerful: "These two beauties are the twin daughters of the city lord, can your majesty have the heart to hurt such a sincere loyalty?"

Chi Yu was silent.

If it was an ordinary concubine, he could refuse it at will.

But Fengchuan City has just been included in the territory, and the owner of the city voluntarily surrendered, and even sent his twin daughter, this gift is not insignificant.

When the matter reached this point, it would be unreasonable for him not to accept it, and he would have a grudge with Fengchuancheng.

I'm afraid it will be difficult to control in the future.

He turned his face slightly and glanced at Tan Yan.

I wonder if the Queen would mind?

Otherwise, tell her tonight that I can't touch other women, and tell her not to worry too much.

Tan Yan also looked at him with wide eyes.

The Emperor Dog is lucky, Twin Flowers!How wonderful!

Sisters and sisters together... It's so dirty and exciting to think about it...

Chi Yu's heart skipped a beat when he saw it, and she really did mind.

Chi Han was still kneeling below, with the momentum of swearing not to give up: "Your Majesty, you are just accepting two beauties, why don't you agree?"

At this time, an old general with high prestige suddenly got up and said very displeasedly: "I waited for the soldiers to go through life and death, and it took half a year to win Fengchuan City for His Majesty, occupy two good ports, and benefit future generations. Is it true? Does Your Majesty want us to waste the courage and loyalty of those who are loyal to the emperor and the country?"

Chi Yu frowned and was about to speak.

Next to him was another veteran who walked into the room and knelt down side by side with Chi Han.

But this time the person he told was not the emperor, but the empress.

"Empress, it is your bounden duty to spread branches and leaves for the royal family and extend the heirs. Could it be that you are jealous of the two beauties that His Majesty donated?"

Tan Yan's eyes lit up, and he became excited instantly.

Chi Yu's heart tightened, these warriors must have been fooled by the civil servants again, and they felt very irritable.

Just as he was about to yell at him, he heard Tan Yan next to him yell, "Of course I won't!"

Chi Yu turned his head in surprise, looking at his dignified sitting posture, and his serious and cold expression, which was formal and dignified that he had never seen before.

Tan Yan can't wait to give this old general 180 likes!

Save people from fire and water, big brother!

Now I have to thank the emperor for letting him copy the palace rules some time ago, so that he can recite these boring contents with a good memory.

Palace Regulation No. 70 states that some women with special identities must be blessed by the emperor on the night they enter the palace.

In fact, the word "special" refers to the daughters of some high-ranking officials, or political gifts like Fengchuan City.

In order to express his position, the emperor must pamper these women that night to appease the hearts of his courtiers.

"It is the duty of the palace to extend the heirs of the royal family, so of course I won't be so narrow-minded." Tan Yan paused, and then continued with a generous demeanor: "Fengchuan City is the focus of my business's future development, and the city lord expresses his sincerity Sending my beloved daughter is a matter of double happiness, I am too happy to be happy, how can I be jealous?"

After he finished speaking, he turned to Chi Yu.

A decent smile curled up at the corner of her mouth, and said solemnly: "The concubine is here to congratulate Your Majesty, congratulate Your Majesty."

Chi Yu was completely stunned, looking at his face that seemed to be wearing a mask, her heart ached slightly.

She clearly made an appointment to meet at Qifeng Palace tonight, she was so looking forward to it.

At this time, he was thinking of me, of Jiangshan Sheji, and he was willing to give up his husband to another woman.

How painful and sour it must be in her heart.

Tan Yan tried his best to keep his personality from collapsing, so he almost screamed out of excitement.

It's cool to live for a while, and it's cool to live for a lifetime!

He said slowly: "Your Majesty, since the Lord of Fengchuan City is so caring, please agree."

Chi Yu looked at him steadily, and felt sorry for someone for the first time.

He narrowed his eyes, hid his thoughts, and looked at the two kneeling people below: "I'm sure."

Those three words made everyone below burst into laughter.

For a time, the atmosphere in the Changying Hall was unprecedentedly high.

Chi Yu pursed her lips tightly, and looked at her queen: "I'm sorry, Zhen..."

Tan Yan's expression was sincere: "It's okay, you are the emperor!"

Big pig's hoof, thank me soon!

See how much I think about you. Is there a queen who is more reasonable and understanding than me in this world? !

The author has something to say: Tomorrow I will reveal the secret of why the emperor didn't touch women, but they helped hide the lie.

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