The vest is still solid today

The schedule of the final exam was very tight, and the turbulent day and a half passed in the blink of an eye.The last subject of science synthesis was over, and the invigilators in each examination room collected all the test papers and went straight to the office, to let the students see the posture of heaven in one afternoon.

Du Xu returned to the classroom with a face of relief.

The classmates in the class were busy restoring the tables and chairs to their original positions. He grabbed the corner of his desk and dragged the table back to Yu Yu, sat down on the chair and stared at the ceiling blankly, waiting for Li Wei to come over and say something. sentence and then school.

Yu Yu raised her head from the novel and gave him a look, "What's wrong?"

Du Xu's eyes lost their brightness and were as dark as a dead sea, "I'm done..."

"It's over, everything is over." Gao Qibin answered casually. He sat down at an unclaimed table in the first row, folded the used toilet paper into a pile, and fanned the wind and sighed: "This time the results come out." I'm afraid it's not going to set a record low."

"Fuck you!" Du Xu kicked over and scolded weakly: "The people who say that are the top students who study until two o'clock in the morning! Only I can really turn off the lights at eleven o'clock every night. My good baby!"

Yu Yu asked faintly: "Eleven o'clock? Then at 11:30 last night, who said that the FA Cup was about to start, and who endlessly lobbied me to be the school team manager? A ghost?"

After the baptism of yesterday's language and mathematics exam, Du Xu seemed to have turned back into a happy sand sculpture boy. He was completely different from the dejected pre-exam syndrome patient the night before yesterday. Yu Yu was amazed by his excellent mentality adjustment ability.

Du Xu buried his face on the table, "Don't mention yesterday, it's because I was too damn excited last night, and I answered the multiple choice questions very smoothly today..."

Yu Yu wondered, "Then why do you look like you're about to hang yourself?"

"During the exam, the lyrics of "Princess" are played in a loop in your head?" Gao Qibin laughed and said, "It doesn't matter, after all, one of the three essences of human beings is a repeater."

Du Xu: "Get out! I... I was about to hand in the exam after the exam, only to find out that I didn't get a card..."

Yu Yu: "..."

This melon is hopeless.

He now wants to travel back to last night and chop off the hand that said "I'll talk about it later".

Gao Qibin patted Du Xu's shoulder considerately, and comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, don't throw away the ones that don't pass the test, put them in the oil pan and fry them, and then sprinkle some cumin fried chicken powder, the children next door will be very happy." Crying."

"Hehe, I'm greedy for your uncle." Du Xu laughed dryly: "The kid next door to me is really not greedy, but his Teddy is more greedy than him. When he sees me eating a hamburger, he always wants to come up and grab a bite."

He's just a money fanatic, not only cheated him of a month's pocket money, but also wrote his summer homework like a pig or a dog—it would be worse if he picked up that teddy and threw it on the table, even if his paws were stained with ink. that's it.

"No, I have to go out for a long time this afternoon." Du Xu thought for a long time, and decided to reward his tired heart, "Shall we go to disco?"

"What are you going to do?" Feng Zhuolin, who had just joined the conversation, suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"Go, jump, di." Du Xu repeated word by word, he leaned back, and the stool was only supported on the ground by his two hind legs, "I haven't skipped school since I was so old, and I haven't been to the third hall." One company one, I think this student era is incomplete without letting go of myself.”

Ghosts don't believe it.

The three people around him rolled their eyes at the same time, and Feng Zhuolin, who told Yu Yu about Du Xu's youthful past of skipping school to surf the Internet and fighting in bars, sneaked behind Gao Qibin after despising him.

There is no way, people are cowardly and short of breath.

Du Xu, who didn't know that his foundation had been completely wiped out in front of Yu Yu, was still trying to pretend to be innocent: "Do you think there is a disco that uses classical music as background music and uses tea instead of spirits?"

Gao Qibin sneered: "There is also a partition made of floral wallpaper and bamboo. It's better for the waiter not to wear a maid outfit, but a long cheongsam?"

"Yes!" Du Xu slapped his thigh, and didn't realize that he was mocking himself at all, "Old Gao, you know the essence of my literary youth too well!"

Yu Yu held up the novel in her hand, covering the smile on the corner of her mouth, "Correct me, it's not a disco, it's a brothel."

Du Xu stretched out his hand to hug his shoulder, "Let's go, good brothers in ancient times all came out of brothels together, and it's worth learning from modern people."

"I won't go." Yu Yu took his claws off his shoulders, "Go by yourself."

"You have to go!" Du Xu hooked his shoulder resolutely, "You are an indirect factor! If you weren't too enthusiastic last night, would I have been so excited that I forgot to apply my card today?"

The smile on Yu Yu's lips froze, and Feng Zhuolin was almost choked to death by his own saliva.

Gao Qibin tilted his body and almost fell off the table. He looked at the two of them back and forth, his eyes flickering with suspicion: "You two...why did you go last night?"

"It's nothing, communication between men."

"Just to communicate?"

"That's right, the flow of communication, the flow of communication."

"In-depth communication?" Gao Qibin emphasized "deep" and "enter".

"It's kind of..." Before Du Xu finished speaking, Yu Yu covered his mouth and forcibly interrupted their conversation.

Yu Yu expressionless: "No, no, get lost."

Gao Qibin: "..."

Even Yu Xueshen started swearing, it seems to be true.

Gao Qibin teased Feng Zhuolin who didn't know why, "Let's go, don't disturb their two-person world."

Yu Yu accidentally pinched a corner of the page into several creases.

You are paralyzed in the world of two!

The diligence index of the provincial key teachers can be described as insane. After the exam, they gave the students a symbolic half-day vacation. When they came back one weekend, they saw the report cards of the arts and sciences on the bulletin boards on each floor. The two big lists were densely packed. The small print makes people want to suffer from trypophobia.

The rankings are posted when the first class is over, and the report card of each class is collected by the school committee at the head teacher's office, and then distributed to the students in the class.Du Xu took the two report cards that Zhuang He handed over, waved them in front of Yu Yu, and when he came to get them, he withdrew his hand and refused to give them to him.He took a look at himself first, and asked Yu Yu with a smile: "Guess at the same table, where did you rank in the exam this time?"

Yu Yu withdrew her hand without any hesitation: "First."

Du Xu raised his eyebrows, "Then guess again, are you number one in grade or class?"

"All."

"Hey, so confident?"

"Isn't it?" Yu Yu squinted at him with his chin propped up, and tapped his fingertips on the smooth table twice.

Du Xu stared at him for a long time before withdrawing his gaze reluctantly and handing him the report card, "It must be."

People at my desk squinting are so cute.

Yu Yu glanced at it roughly. Not only was he the first in the grade in terms of total score, but he was also No. 1 in Chinese, Mathematics, and Science, and only Wen was second.He continued to look down and found Du Xu's name.

Although it was still at the bottom of Class Nine, the total ranking of the grade was out of the bottom [-], and it was [-] or [-] places ahead of the midterm exam, which was a great improvement.

Seeing him looking at him, Du Xu proudly raised his head: "Is it unexpected?"

"Not surprisingly."

"You at the same table..." Du Xu was choked by him, and fell down on the table in frustration, "I know I can't score well... Can you make me happy for a while?"

"I know you will definitely improve, so it's not surprising." Yu Yu folded up the report card and put it away.

Du Xu held his chin that dropped from shock, "I" didn't say the second word "I" for a long time.

"Comrades! The latest announcement just now! Xiaoqiang said that he will take pictures of the first in grade and the first in a single subject-too fucking awesome, six tops, and Yu Shen alone takes five!" Li Nan went crazy He rushed into the classroom - and he was really going crazy with joy.

At this time, he was no longer afraid of Yu Yu, so he ran over a few steps and slapped Yu Yu hard on the back. He was so excited that he was incoherent. The face of our squad leader!"

Yu Yu was dumbfounded by Li Nan's slap, Du Xu hurriedly separated Li Nan's hand, "What are you doing, why are you still eating hot tofu? Monitor, calm down, it's not you who is the first, you are so excited What are you doing? Let me explain clearly what you are afraid of."

Li Nan was in high spirits, and had no time to despise his flamboyant gay words and deeds, "Xiaoqiang said, we should post the photo of No.1 at the top of the list, so as to inspire the students behind!"

Within a few words of their time, Director Xiaoqiang had already appeared at the gate of Class [-] with Li Wei holding a camera. Yu Yu missed the best time to escape, so she could only bury her face in her arms and resist stubbornly.

"I don't want to shoot." Yu Yu refused to look up.

Can't you just fool around with the ID photo on your student ID card?

Li smiled and said: "This is a good thing, come here quickly, your photos will be recorded in the school history."

Hearing what Li Wei said, Yu Yu was even more reluctant to go.He didn't want to tell others that he was reflexively nervous in front of the camera, so he could only hide his face in his arms.

Du Xu took Yu Yu's arm and lifted him up, "Don't be afraid, let's go, I'll shoot with you!"

Director Wu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why are you joining in the fun? Even if you have improved by dozens of places, it is worthy of praise, but it would be embarrassing if you didn't write the answer sheet and say it!"

"One size counts for one size. I forgot to apply the card. It's not worthy of praise, but now I'm at the same table, so I'm nervous!" Du Xu put his arms around Yu Yu's neck confidently and said to Wu Xiaoqiang, "I will take pictures with him, the director Can't you just cut me off after printing the photo?"

Wu Xiaoqiang's expression showed that he not only wanted to cut off Du Xu, but also wanted to stick the cut-off part on the opposite side of the toilet as a dart target.

"Then stand in front of the blackboard newspaper." He pointed to the blackboard at the back of the classroom. The theme of the December blackboard newspaper was "Promoting Socialist Civilization". Nice background board.

Du Xu dragged his deskmate to stand in front of the blackboard newspaper. Feeling that Yu Yu's shoulders were still a little stiff, he went to touch Yu Yu's face with his hands, "Baby, relax, don't be nervous."

Director Wu's hand slipped, and when the camera was about to flee to the embrace of the earth, he barely hooked the rope and pulled it back. His fingers trembled slightly, pointing from Du Xu to Yu Yu, and from Yu Yu to Du Xu, his mouth opened. I couldn't speak for a long time.

The students in Class Nine have long been used to it, and Zhuang He even patted the director on the arm to comfort him: "Director Wu, it's okay, this is a routine operation."

Wu Xiaoqiang exhaled through his nose: "Du Xu, be honest with me! I haven't settled the score with you about the New Year's Eve party yet!"

Yu Yu scratched Du Xu's paw with a dark face, and while Du Xu tugged at him, he gestured to the surrounding classmates.Feng Zhuolin whispered to Director Wu: "Director, hurry up and shoot, what a great opportunity!"

"They didn't look at the camera..."

Li Wei took his camera, "It doesn't matter if you don't look at the camera, isn't it good for them?" He motioned Wu Xiaoqiang to look at the two teenagers who were fighting.

Wu Xiaoqiang gave up: "That's fine, let's do it...it's much better than his straight face." He put away his camera and prepared to go to Class [-] to take pictures of the student who was number one in the literature.

"Director!" Du Xu took two quick steps to catch up with Wu Xiaoqiang, "Can you print out one more photo of the photo you just took?"

Director Wu looked at him warily, "What do you want to do?"

Du Xu lowered his voice: "Nothing, personal commemoration - I passed the math for the first time, it's all thanks to my deskmate, isn't it too much to keep a commemoration?"

Wu Xiaoqiang: "..."

Believe me I am a dog.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Good brothers go to brothels together to cultivate their relationship!

Yu Yu: No, get out.

Gao Qibin: Together □□can you spark the spark of love?

Du Xu: Whore whore, he just wants to whore me.

Gao Qibin: ...I am convinced.

[Thank you Ming Ruoxi and Miss Pippi Shrimp for their nutrient solution, what (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～]