The vest is still solid today

"So why don't you draw it? This thing sells for more than 40 online without free shipping. If you draw a few pictures and lower the price a little, there will definitely be a market in our school! Everyone is not trying to consecrate a mage, just a spiritual sustenance."

Yu Yu was so annoyed by him, she finally opened her mouth: "The handwriting is too ugly, I can't write it."

Du Xu looked at Yu Yu's flying handwriting in the exercise book, and couldn't explain it.

What position do you use to despise other people's ugly characters?

But he won't say it even if he dies.

"At least I will write carefully during the exam." Yu Yu followed Du Xu's gaze and explained casually.He glanced at Du Xu's mobile phone screen again, with bright contempt hanging from the corners of his eyes and brows.

As for this one, it is so ugly that it is sold for money. The good reviews are all brushed up, right?

The final countdown in the hall on the first floor jumped from five to four, and then from four to three. Before the students could enjoy the last two days of life, director Wu Xiaoqiang swiped the pen and changed "two" into "one", Committed to helping the students of No. [-] Middle School adapt to the tense atmosphere at the first moment they step into the teaching building, the school's radio broadcasts endlessly "When all rivers go east to the sea, when will they return to the west", the students can't help but bully each other. Master Miezu has the heart.

Physical education and free activity classes have completely become a thing of the past. Physical education teachers can join the computer teacher at a table in the cafeteria at noon every day to exchange ideas about "empty-nest teachers".

Not only that, Director Xiaoqiang also snatched the announcer's job during the lunch break, pouring chicken soup for the soul to the flowers of the motherland repeatedly on the radio, and shamed a group of crazy boys who were still on the playground, wishing to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. Desperately returned to class and opened the book.

"Students, the ancients have a saying, 'There will be times when the wind and the waves break, hang the clouds and sails to help the sea', but the first thing you have to do is to build your boat and mend your sails, don't look at the blurred sea horizon in the distance, Do what you can do first—for example, if it is difficult to memorize a thousand words, then we can start with a hundred words and accumulate bit by bit. Don’t try to become fat in one bite, let alone give up, and don’t be discouraged... ...As the saying goes, 'Young men don't work hard, old men are sad', stupid people always regret for yesterday and pray for tomorrow, but it's a pity that today's hard work is missing..."

Director Wu's Mandarin is very standard, and his words are correct, but he can't win him half a favor.

Feng Zhuolin's face was full of mourning, and he lay on the desk with his ears covered, trying to use his flesh and blood to resist the ear-piercing magic sound, "The version I heard is, 'Young and strong don't know how expensive your genes are, and when you grow old, you cry when you look at it for nothing' .In other words, do I need to lose money for smashing the broadcast? My pocket money this month is almost bottomed out—it’s all used in the meal card.”

"If you lose money, you will definitely have to pay. Not only will you lose money, but Wu Xiaoqiang will also invite your mother to his office for tea." Du Xu rubbed his ears in pain. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what it meant to be "young and strong don't know how expensive your genes are". It is a person who is not ashamed to ask: "What gene? Do cockroaches need genes to reproduce?"

Yu Yu implicitly expressed contempt for her deskmate: "Did you pass junior high school biology?"

"Of course I passed!" Du Xu protested: "At any rate, I am also a provincial key point based on my strength. You can't discriminate against me just because I am a special student!"

Hao Jia, who was burning the lights until the early hours of the night and wanted to catch up on his sleep at noon, couldn't bear it any longer. With a pair of panda eyes, he slammed the English book covering his head loudly, "Damn it! What is Xiaoqiang trying to make us Seriously reviewing or jumping off the building collectively? Squad leader, can I apply for class fee to buy a pair of slippers to eliminate harm for the people?!"

Li Nan was the first to raise her hand in agreement: "Sister, go ahead! I will support you from the class fees!"

Wu Xiaoqiang finally scooped up the last spoonful of impromptu chicken soup before class. Director Xiaoqiang ended the mental torment that lasted for more than half an hour with an impassioned "I wish you all the best results in the exam", and the old man in the reception room heard it A sigh of relief came from every classroom.

At this moment, the students in the new campus of the No. [-] Middle School have no distinction between grades and grades, and they have reached a high degree of unity on the spiritual level.

The only ones who can persist in studying under the ear piercing of the magic sound are the top graders. Zhuang He encountered a function problem that made him extremely entangled. In the end, he got two answers, one positive and one negative, and was forced to choose one of the two. The situation almost made him wonder if the title gave the wrong conditions.

He glanced at the corner of the first row. He heard Du Xu show off how good he was at the same table before giving lectures, so he boldly went to disturb him.

Yu Yu's brushwork was flying like flying, and she was not angry when Zhuang He interrupted her. She gave him a little attention from the corner of her eyes, and perfectly conveyed a question mark with the window of the soul, but in Zhuang He's eyes, it was the same as "something to play, nothing to do" Back to court" almost.

Zhuang He's legs softened and he almost knelt down.

Unexpectedly, Yu Yu didn't let him kneel down, but took his paper and clearly listed a few lines of formulas to prove that the conditions of the question were not wrong.

Zhuang He thankfully took back the paper with both hands, took his eyes off the formula with great difficulty, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Yu Yu staring at Du Xu's textbook with a mournful expression.He followed Yu Yu's gaze and saw that Du Xu was busy blacking out a few paragraphs in the textbook, who knew what was going on in his head.

Zhuang He asked puzzledly: "Brother Du, what are you doing?"

"Use a black pen to write out the content in the book that you don't know, and increase your self-confidence through the straight-line drop in difficulty." Du Xu closed the textbook confidently, "Now I think there is nothing in the whole book that I don't know. !"

Zhuang He: "..."

Director Xiaoqiang's chicken soup must be highly corrosive and poisonous chicken soup, turning even good children into brainless.

"...No one can save you." Yu Yu turned her head away from Du Xu's pitiful textbook, picked up a pen and painted a Q-version villain with her head in her arms and lamenting in the blank space of the exercise book, and said to the school committee: "Don't Watch him, so as not to be infected."

Zhuang He thinks so.

Half the afternoon today is a self-study class, and there are only less than 24 hours left before the exam. It is too late to teach any knowledge points. The teachers of each subject simply let all these worry-free students fly away and let them come directly to the exam if they have any questions. the office asked.

This semester was the first time for Du Xu to honestly stay in the classroom for an afternoon. When the countdown to the final exam was posted, Cui Yang, the coach of the school football team, gave them a vacation and asked them to go back and concentrate on preparing for the exam.

It's a pity, but some people are probably born landlubbers, who are only suitable for running happily on the vast playground, rather than sitting in the classroom and swimming in the ocean of knowledge.

Someone who is suitable for fun looks at the row of small words at the bottom of the exercise book and falls into thought. "Mathematics is a subject that our people are good at" hurts his eyes and makes him feel that he is about to be expelled from his nationality.

Du Xu pushed the book away from his eyes and held his head in pain, "To tell you the truth, the more nervous I was during the exam, the easier it was for me to remember the lyrics."

Gao Qibin mocked: "What lyrics? 'My princess, I want to occupy your beauty'?"

Du Xu had a flash of inspiration: "Why don't we pull the switch of the school? They won't be able to broadcast at all!"

Yu Yu rolled his eyes at him: "Then you can escape the English listening at best."

"As for other subjects... Dean Wu has a big speaker for rural fairs in one hand, which can also keep the whole school at a uniform time." Li Nan looked up to the sky and sighed, "Marshal Du, I use my years of experience in fighting Xiaoqiang with wits and courage Tell you, never underestimate our enemies."

"Okay." Du Xu murmured: "Then we can only adopt the ultimate strategy - the selfie review method."

Some students raised their hands and asked: "Marshal Du, what is the 'selfie review method'?"

"When you take a selfie, remember to turn on the beauty and filters, and then you will be obsessed with your handsome appearance, and finally find that you have to study hard to be worthy of such a prosperous beauty." Du Xu glanced at the classmate who asked the question, tactfully He added a sentence: "Of course, this method is only suitable for me. It's better for you students to study carefully, and don't always think about going the wrong way."

All the students who always thought of going the wrong way now just want to lift the stool and smash him to death.

Yu Yu was watching the video with her head down. After hearing his nonsense, she raised her head and gave him a disdainful look.

"What's so funny? This classmate, playing with his mobile phone before the exam, can he have a correct attitude towards studying?" Du Xu leaned over to look at the screen of his mobile phone at the same table. At the same table, do you still play Douyin? Don’t you all say ‘Southern Douyin, North Kuaishou, two masters in the mentally retarded world’?”

Yu Yu zoomed in on the author's profile picture for him to see, "Our chemistry teacher's small lecture, the chapter on organic compounds—I remember it was one of the key points of this final exam."

Du Xu immediately changed his words: "What kind of fairy app is this? I'll download it right away!"

Except for the masters who count stationery calmly, ordinary people are destined to be nervous and painful on the eve of the exam. Nervousness belongs to the middle-class civilians, leaving only pain to the scumbags.

Du's mother kept telling Du Xu not to forget to bring a paint brush and eraser, and she was busy in the kitchen, cutting the chicken breast into long strips and marinating it with various seasonings, preparing to make a nutritious breakfast for her son tomorrow morning.

Du Xu himself was lying on the bed motionless, pretending to be a dead body, with the supplementary books at hand, and the formulas he had memorized with great difficulty in the past two days slipped out of his mind and returned to the books.

John Lennon said it well, all the time you are willing to squander is not wasted.

After wasting more than an hour, Du Xu wanted to chat with netizens about the new drama, planning to continue wasting time.He cut the penguin to the trumpet, and unexpectedly received the news that "there are fish in the North".

[Fish in the Northern Darkness]: How are you doing recently?

Du Xu was stunned for a second, realizing that this was the first time "Bei Ming You Yu" sent him a message after Yu Yu almost broke his vest two months ago.But at this time he didn't have time to think about whether he couldn't get rid of the horse.

[World's No. [-] Handsome Competitor]: Tomorrow's final exam, I feel like I'm going to be cold... Ma'am, how is your review going?

[Northern Darkness Youyu]: I feel pretty good.Don't give up, maybe you can improve this time!

[The world's number one handsome man]: I really can't do it anymore, I'm top-heavy now, the kind who can fall down if I take two steps!I haven't been this nervous in the last year!

[Bei Ming You Yu]: But you must have put in more effort this year than last year, haven't you?

Du Xu stared at Yu Yu's reply, and it took him a long while to grab the heart that jumped into his throat and put it back in place.

He remembered those weekends when he and Yu Yu were doing homework together. He corrected his wrong questions together at the same table. Not only did he write the correct answer, but he also wrote down the steps to solve the problem in the blank space of the paper.

He suddenly realized that last year he didn't care about his grades, and his mind was full of declarations such as "after playing a good football, you can always eat a living, if you can't do it, you will have face" and other declarations, because he didn't have a good player who made him feel good. An unreliable crush.

Du Xu jumped up, rushed to the desk as if he had shot two adrenaline shots, and found some test papers that the teacher explained a few days ago. Next to the corrected answers in red pen were the formulas specially marked by Yu Yu. He looked at them He actually calmed down and concentrated on studying those math problems that he usually wanted to flip the table just by looking at them.

The knowledge that escaped from his mind just now came back to his brain following Yu Yu's brief explanation in his memory. For the first time, Du Xu felt that mathematics seemed really not that difficult.

"World's No. [-] Marshal" didn't reply in time for the first time. Yu Yu slid her fingertips across the last message she sent, smiled and threw the phone back to the pillow, not bothering someone who might be preparing to fight at night. I silently said "come on" in my heart.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Today I will summarize for you the efficient review methods at the end of the semester - the "selfie review method" and the "confidence-enhancing review method". Of course, the former can only be used by a handsome player like me , you are more suitable for the latter.

Class [-] student: ...I want to throw this thing down from the fifth floor right now.

Yu Yu: Come on, this kid's brain has been corroded by the director's chicken soup.

[Thank you, Miss Mingruoxi, for the nutrient solution, mua one (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～】