The vest is still solid today

"Grandpa, do you miss me?"

The female voice coming from the microphone was delicate, like a little girl who was acting like a baby with the old man.Yu Yu felt disgusted when he heard his cousin's tone, "Yu Jin, speak humanly."

The voice over there changed instantly, from a young girl to a street-swearing shrew, "Yu Yu, why is it you?"

"Nonsense, why isn't it me." Yu Yu clamped the microphone on her shoulder, peeled off the orange peel casually, stuffed a piece into her mouth, and bit it open with her back molars. The sweet juice overflowed her mouth, which was more unsuitable than Xia Tian The oranges in season are much more delicious, and Yu Yu's mouth is full of sweetness, but there is nothing nice to say to his cousin: "Fart if you fart, I can go back to sleep after I do it."

He doesn't want to see Yu Jin, and Yu Jin doesn't want to see him, "I won't talk nonsense with you, you let grandpa answer the phone."

"He fell asleep."

"So early, who are you lying to?"

Yu Yu laughed angrily: "How dare you say it? Who is it that made the old man mad?"

Yu Jin was choked by him, so she found an excuse for herself: "Isn't it normal to have a heart attack or something at this age? I have something to tell Grandpa, wake him up."

"Treat yourself if you are sick. The Institute of Mental Health of Peking University welcomes you." Yu Yu hung up the phone and unplugged the landline.

After being tormented like this, Yu Yu didn't have the mood to draw anymore. She went back to her room and turned off the computer that had just been turned on. She stuffed yogurt into her schoolbag filled with homework for New Year's Day, and prepared to take it to school for breakfast tomorrow morning.

The young man is in good health. After taking two pills and sleeping for a while, his cold will be cured. He will be a good guy again when he goes to school the next day.

The chorus of Class Nine got a good result at the New Year's Eve party, and the most outstanding one was Du Xu's solo, with the highest number of votes. It was half a street away from the women's bliss and pure land of Class Seven next door, and won by an overwhelming advantage. Winning the laurel crown, at the same time, with No.1 falling to Class [-] of Senior High School, the popularity of CP on the forum also reached a new high.

Even though they only took second place, the women's bigwigs from Class [-] still became popular. Even their surnames, their heights and weights were thoroughly checked, and every time they walked in the corridor, they would receive a warm greeting. :

"XXX students, when will you have another women's clothing show?"

"Don't dance to the Pure Land of Bliss next time, how about another love cycle?"

"It's not bad to be majestic or eye-catching?"

"How about wearing the lace suspenders on the cover of the original song if you are dancing majesticly? I know a C clothing store, and the quality is very good!"

Among them, Du Xu is the most active: "Don't embarrass others, save some face for them, just dance a little apple or the most dazzling national style!"

The students in Class [-] didn't like this kind of greeting very much, and wanted to beat up a class [-] student whose dignity they had sacrificed more than anything before throwing them out of the toilet window.

A group of half-grown teenagers are making noise, and the coming disaster of the year before cannot be underestimated.

The information of Feng Zhuolin, a friend of women, is very accurate. Because of the heavy burden of academic proficiency tests in the coming year, the holiday time of this semester has been postponed for a few days, and the final exam time has to be brought forward.

The New Year's Day holiday has just passed, and in less than two weeks, we are facing the ultimate test of whether we can have a good year. The mountain called "the end of the semester" is pressing on us. They all corrected their attitudes.

However, no matter how correct the attitude is, their teacher, Director Wu Xiaoqiang, took the lead in pasting a large white paper on the bulletin board in the hall of the teaching building, and changing the countdown to the final exam every day, rain or shine.

The teachers of various subjects followed closely behind and asked the class monitors to leave a place for the countdown on the blackboard at the back of the classroom. The daily homework was so encouraging that the students sat in the classroom and studied honestly after class, except for giving them some food. Time, I can't wait to keep everyone's exercise books in their hands, and it is best to write papers while walking on the way home from school.

Yu Yu felt that if it wasn't for the cleaning aunt's firm stand, these frenzied teachers would probably not let go of the toilet cubicle, such as pasting formula words and knowledge points on the wall, so that they would not forget to review them during the excretion process Basic types of metabolism.

The minds of adults are really nasty.

The biology teacher filled half of the blackboard with today's homework, and walked away on the sound of the bell. Before leaving, he reminded the class representative to come to the office to collect the papers.

"I wish he would forget about those lovely papers and give us enough sleep—not too much, just one night." Li Nan copied the homework into a notepad, and lost the pen.

"Don't dream." Zhuang He opened the workbook, planning to write two pages first while class was over, "Even if the world is doomsday and the stars explode and the earth is destroyed tomorrow, our dear No. [-] Middle School teacher will ask us to carry small school bags to class School, death is also drowning in the ocean of knowledge."

"Go to school? Who's called school?" Gao Qibin grinned grimly as he snapped his fingers and knuckles, "Find out 'school' for me, and I guarantee that his chrysanthemum will turn into a sunflower."

Feng Zhuolin raised his hand weakly: "Brother Gao, please do me a favor, don't speak yellow accents, there are female compatriots in the classroom."

The female compatriots whose total number of science classes were less than ten shivered and dared not speak.

"What's wrong with the yellow accent? Did you eat your rice or drink your water?" Gao Qibin pushed the book to stand up, swayed to the first row, and knocked on Yu Yu's table, "I added you as a friend the day before yesterday, you Why didn't you pass?"

Yu Yu looked up from the sea of ​​questions, and asked inexplicably, "What friend?"

A complete sentence was squeezed into several paragraphs by Gao Qibin: "Penguin, I added you, but you rejected it."

Yu Yu seemed to remember something. He found the rejected "Your grandpa is a genius in both civil and martial arts" from the friend verification, and after looking at it for a long time, he replied, "Maybe because your penguin name is too social."

He turned off the notification message, opened the class group, found Gao Qibin's name, sent a friend request, and asked, "Why don't you just add me to the group?"

Gao Qibin accepted his application with a dark face, without saying a word.

However, he didn't say a word, but a kind passerby answered on his behalf:

"Of course it's because Mr. Gao is embarrassed~"

The classmate who was doing homework next door trembled. The whole Class [-], no, the whole school dared to tease Uncle Gao like this, only the student surnamed Du who laughed like a fool in the first row.

In order to say, "I didn't add you as a friend on purpose, but my friend insisted on giving me your number, so I reluctantly added it", so a certain Mr. Gao copied the Penguin number into the Internet search, and added the object in this way. The received friend application will display his original nickname—but the person who added him regarded him as someone looking for trouble and directly rejected it.

Du Xu laughed so hard that he almost choked himself. He coughed twice, and drank half a bottle of water in one gulp, but he couldn't help laughing when he thought of the "Mr. I think your Shamat avatar is ugly, but because your nickname made my deskmate think 'this is a social person who finds fault', so I rejected it! Hahahaha this is the source of my happiness today, I have to post it Space to talk about it!"

Damn it, why hasn't he choked himself to death with the sex-forgotten-friend thing?

Gao Qibin felt that the friendship between him and Du Xu might come to an end today.

Members of the "Wake Up, The World Changed" discussion group who secretly observed passionately discussed online.

[Li 1]: So who and who and who?

[Tian]: It's obviously a movie of three people, but I still don't deserve a name?

[Zhuang]: Hmm... How about you arrange and combine them immediately?I see this on the forums.

[Hao]: Guys, buy Du Yu shares!The tablemates of the four middle schools, a passionate confession of "Princess" at the New Year's Eve party, you can't buy it to lose money, you can't buy it to be fooled!

[Li 1]: Zhuang, you have to remember, you are a straight man, you can't get along with them!

[Feng]: It doesn't matter if it's dirty or not, because there is no world worth visiting anymore.

[Zhuang]: Yes, that's right, the world is not straight.

[Feng]: Speaking of which, do you think that the ones sold online that must pass every exam are not accurate?

[Hao]: I don't think it's accurate. I tried it in the first year of high school. I crumpled and ate the talisman paper before the English test, but I didn't see any improvement in my grades.

【Tian】: I heard that after it is burnt to ashes, it should be brewed with tea?

【Zheng】: Why don't you study hard.

It was less than a week before the end of the term, and the number on the countdown changed from two digits to ones. The student on duty who changed the number every morning looked at the number of days running towards zero and felt his heart was bleeding.

At this time, it must be too late to cram. Many poor students and students with partial subjects have the courage to emancipate their minds, break the habit of "reading at night" and the shackles of "superstition and unreliable" subjective prejudice, study new situations, and release their new selves. , Solve new problems.

In order to cater to the times, online merchants have also broken through the confinement and shackles of the old habits, and grandly launched various protective and achievement charms that must be passed in every exam and lucky charms that are said to be consecrated by masters. The students lamented the "habitual thinking" and "subjective bias" of fate, and used the perspective of development and change to provide students with a learning method called "you can win while lying down".

During class break, Du Xu didn't ask a group of brothers to go out to play football, and Lai harassed Yu Yu in his seat - although he himself firmly believed that this was not harassment, but a friendly exchange between classmates.

"Hey, at the same table, are you good at drawing? I have seen your notepad."

Yu Yu said "Yes" as a promise, and stuffed the small notebook integrating homework, excerpts, and graffiti into the desk bucket, and didn't want to be at the same table with this vest that was rotten into a rag. comminicate.

——I didn't reflect on my behavior of watching others cover their vests but not breaking them.

"Come on, draw this for me." Du Xu forcefully stuffed his mobile phone over, "Here, the Sanqing Tianzun must pass every exam. I want to learn the title of the gold list for the academic driver's license exam, the middle school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and the postgraduate entrance examination.

The owner of this store is really a god, no matter what others think, anyway, Yu Yu stared at the ghost talisman for a long time, but he didn't see anything tricky from the schoolboy-like handwriting and stick figures.

"You asked me to draw this?"

"Yeah, this is very effective." Du Xu leaned over and pulled the page to the comment area, put his other hand on Yu Yu's shoulder pretending to be casual, and took him into his arms, "Look at this The following good reviews - ouch, there is another parent buying it for his daughter? Tsk tsk tsk, see, this is the gap between people. If I dare to mention this thing to my parents, I will be broken. Bar!"

Yu Yu put the phone back on his desk, "I don't draw, I'm not a master."

Du Xu solemnly held the mobile phone returned by Yu Yu in his heart, "In my heart, the spells you drew must be more effective than any master mage! For example, this mobile phone you have touched, I hold it, and feel that I am Good luck all day."

Hao Jia, who was doing homework crazily at the back table, couldn't take it any longer. She took time out of her busy schedule and tapped on the back of Du Xu's chair, "Marshal Du, I have a heartfelt request from you."

Du Xu waved his hand, very generously: "Say it! Your eldest brother, I got the phone that Koi touched today, and I'm in a good mood. If you want stars, I can build a ladder to the sky and pick them for you!"

"No need, save the stars for your poppies to pick." Hao Jia said to him expressionlessly, "I just want you to be a good person and don't get angry."

The author has something to say: Du Xu: I hold the phone that my crush touched, and I will have good luck all day long!You are envious!Be jealous!

Hao Jia: No, we are not envious or jealous at all, we just want to ask you to be a good person and not to get angry.

Du Xu: Then let's study which one has Fu Gengling who must pass every exam!

Feng Zhuolin: These businesses have the courage to combine the thinking consciousness of the subjective world with the ever-changing objective reality, and they must pass every test. What a great invention!

Yu Yu: You won't think so when you are cheated of money and fail the exam.

[Thank you Musen Guoguo and Miss Nanmoyuanzhi for the mines, thank you Lao Kao, Ming Ruoxi and Miss Nanmoyuanzhi for the nutrient solution!I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～】