The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi was very angry, so angry that he didn't want to look at Yin Yu, he turned around, pouted and faced Yin Yu.

"Oh dear, my dear!" Yin Yu said flatteringly, tugging at his goose feathers.

"Gah!" Don't be embarrassed.

Yin Yu picked up the whole goose, turned his head to the front, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, if you are angry, I can't even understand what you said."

Because the time has come.

"Let me make it clear first. I kissed that goose to save my breath. Of course, the premise is also because I thought that goose was you." Yin Yu leaned closer to the goose, and originally wanted to talk to it by biting its ear, but took a look around. I didn't find where the goose ears were either.

He had no choice but to give up their flirtatious gestures, and whispered: "I kiss you goose because I like you."

"Gah!" Pei Zhi was very happy, he liked to listen to love stories.

Yin Yu pointed at the goose's beak and smacked.Pei Zhi closed his eyes and waited for a while, but did not transform.

He smashed another landmine in exchange for a quarter of an hour when Yin Yu could understand his voice.

"You are not sincere to me." Pei Zhi cried, "The kiss of true love will definitely help me transform!"

Yin Yu's black face: "I even kissed a goose, isn't it true?"

Pei Zhi thought for a while, and then said: "Maybe the kiss is not strong enough, why don't we hmm?"

"Huh?" Yin Yu didn't understand.

The system understood, and ran out to stop it crazily: "Because the place where you bit Yin Yu was reported, and the live broadcast port was locked, how dare you do it again?"

"So I said yes, that's okay?" Pei Zhi said helplessly, "People always want to be happy, right? I can't be happy by myself?"

"no!"

Pei Zhi hurriedly said: "This time, I promise to pull the lights well, and I promise not to leak a little bit of spring light."

The system was still reluctant, but Pei Zhi had already started to explain to Yin Yu what "hmmmm" was.

"What!" Yin Yu threw away the goose in fright, "I can't do it, I can't do it. How can I talk to a goose..." I can't even say it!

Pei Zhi moved forward by himself: "It's ok, I just look different, I'm still me."

"No, absolutely not." Yin Yu's face turned pale and his tongue was tied, "Everyone is like a goose, absolutely not."

Pei Zhi hugged his head with his wings and cried bitterly: "I know you don't love me."

"What does this have to do with love or not?" Yin Yu said with difficulty, "The goose is so small, it can't be done at all?"

Pei Zhi's big eyes were full of sincerity: "What if the goose is on top?"

Yin Yu: "..."

"Is it okay if the goose is on top?" Pei Zhi asked after him.

Annoyed and frightened, Yin Yu pinched the goose's beak with her hands: "Shut up for me."

Pulling a long sweat towel, he tied the goose's beak tightly, and ignored the frantic struggle of the goose, and went to review the memorial on his own.

In Huxin Pavilion, Hongzhu read a book and reached for the snacks on the table. The sleeping goose squatted on the table, suddenly opened its eyes, and waved its wings to give him a hand.

"Gah!" No one was allowed to eat his snacks.

Hongzhu curled his lips aggrievedly, and poked the little fat goose: "You have such a bad temper, if it weren't for the fact that you are my husband's goose, I would have kicked you out a long time ago."

Pei Zhi ignored him, took a piece of Sophora japonica cake in his mouth, and slowly pecked at it.

"Where did my husband go?"

"Ga." Here it is!

"The last time he gave me a difficult problem, I thought of a good solution. I dare not say that it is foolproof, but it is more perfect than the previous one. I want to tell my husband."

Pei Zhi pecked his hand: "Ga." Speak, he is listening.

Just as Hongzhu was about to speak, Pei Zhi's whole goose was suddenly picked up. He raised his long neck and kissed Yin Yu's mouth.

In the palace, only Yin Yu dared to hug him.

Hong Zhu was very surprised by this young emperor, but he restrained himself from making a sound.Yin Yu didn't bother to take care of the child, so she just told him to "study hard", picked up Pei Zhi and left.

"Something went wrong. Someone sued the champion of the new department for beating up his classmates in the street. This matter was aroused in the capital, so I arrested them and interrogated them in the palace. Thinking that Pei Yixu and Wangbei are all your elder brothers, you should go and listen." good."

Pei Zhi felt the same, so he nodded his head seriously.

One person and one goose arrived at Dongnuange, and when Pei Zhi saw the people fighting in the alley that day, many of them had arrived.

Several people who sued Pei Yi had more or less injuries on their faces, which were not serious.The reason they had a quarrel was because one of them was hit on the head by Pei Yi with a stick.When he woke up again, he was already stupid.

Except for those who were beaten stupidly, in fact, Xu Wangbei was the one who was beaten the worst that day.

But this guy was also taken to Dongnuange because he was regarded as an accomplice.

Pei Zhi doesn't feel sorry for Pei Yi, but he does feel sorry for Xu Wangbei. This guy is completely implicated. He saved someone and was beaten, and he has to bear the responsibility together. It's too bad.

There was never any fairness in this kind of farce between the children of the rich and powerful. Either the one who had a higher official position was justified, or the one who was seriously injured was justified.

And these two, Pei Yi and Xu Wangbei do not occupy, this palace trial is bound to lose.

Pei Zhi couldn't help worrying about the two of them, and let out a soft "crack".

Yin Yu quickly touched him and was also thinking about this question.

Before he went out, the plaintiffs were still cursing at Pei Yi and Xu Wangbei.He kept thinking on the way, what kind of punishment should be given to Pei Yi and Xu Wangbei, so as to keep Pei Yi as a talent, and not to chill the hearts of the plaintiff family.

After returning, he found that the situation was very different from before he went out.The plaintiffs who had been clamoring for Pei Yi's death to make amends all shrank their necks and dared not speak at the moment.

He asked loudly, "Who will come out and tell the story of that day again."

Several plaintiffs heard the words, but no one moved.

Yin Yu was annoyed: "Just tell the truth about the situation, no one will tell, how can I make decisions for you?" He even ran over to hug the big goose, and his big goose hadn't heard the story yet.

Seeing that His Majesty was annoyed, only one of them came out to kowtow with a bitter face, "Your Majesty, in fact, we deserved the beating we deserved."

Pei Zhi: "..." Carried him all the way back to join in the fun?Is not fun!

Yin Yu also felt strange: "You mean, you will not sue?"

The man's face changed, he looked at Pei Yi timidly, and then turned his eyes on Xu Wangbei, as if he had found some big treasure, his voice was a little louder: "Caomin and others are suing Xu Wangbei." Look north!"

Pei Yi's eyes narrowed, and the man immediately shrank his neck in fright.

Before the man could speak again, Xu Wangbei kowtowed suddenly, and said, "Your Majesty, it was the grassroots who beat them, but they were the first to strike."

The man seemed to have gotten a life-saving grass, and said quickly: "Yes, yes, it was Xu Wangbei who hit it."

"No." Pei Yi finally said, "Xu Wangbei was beaten all the way and couldn't fight back. He didn't have a chance to hit anyone. I suspect that these people beat themselves and wanted to falsely accuse me and Xu Wangbei."

Xu Wangbei: "..."

Yin Yu knew who Pei Yi was and what the truth was like, but as an emperor, he had his own considerations for deciding the case.

Among the people present, the most useful to the court was Pei Yi, who could not be moved.Pei Yi had just been admitted to the number one scholar, and it would be very difficult for him to enter the Hanlin Academy if he needed even the slightest stain.

So this matter must be taken out of Pei Yi.

But it's not really possible to put the crime on the plaintiff's head as Pei Yi said.He couldn't chill the hearts of these families.

Thinking of this, Yin Yu opened his mouth and cast all the charges on Xu Wangbei.Severely reprimand him, and have someone pull him out and beat him fifty times!

Cracks finally appeared in Pei Yi's calm expression. He kowtowed and said: "Your Majesty, Xu Wangbei is really wronged. He was just trying to save his subjects. He was beaten up and had no strength to fight back. How could he hurt others?"

"Gah!" That's right, he saw it.

But Yin Yu didn't care, and ordered Xu Wangbei to be dragged down to beat him.

Pei Zhi thought to himself, let's see if you, Pei Yi, can still hold your breath?However, Pei Yi is so cold-blooded, facing Xu Wangbei being beaten, even his companions would leave coldly. If he helps Xu Wangbei this time, it will definitely not be just a trivial matter like being beaten. The office is about to be lost.

Pei Yi will definitely not save Xu Wangbei!

A sense of injustice arose in Pei Zhi's heart, and he was about to speak for Xu Wangbei, when Yin Yu quickly pinched the goose's beak.

Made!It is not good to have a flat mouth, it is easy to be pinched!

Xu Wangbei was dragged out and beaten. In the past, he would have cried like hell when he was beaten, but this time he didn't make any sound.Pei Zhi doubted whether Xu Wangbei would be beaten to death?

"Your Majesty," Pei Yi couldn't help but speak.

Pei Zhi's big eyes lit up immediately, could it be that Pei Yi also began to feel sorry for Xu Wangbei?However, Pei Yi wanted to bring the charges back, unlike Xu Wangbei who would be able to settle the matter with a slap on the board.

He underestimated Pei Yi.When this guy opened his mouth, he shamelessly pushed the charge to the plaintiff, insisting that the plaintiff himself injured his own person, and it had nothing to do with him and Xu Wangbei!

Those plaintiffs are also weakly defending.

Yin Yu couldn't be bothered to interrupt their messy affairs, so he got up and wanted to leave, Pei Zhi still wanted to watch a good show, fluttering his wings and struggling, Yin Yu put him on the dragon chair and left by himself.

As soon as Yin Yu left, there were only two palace servants left in the hall.Pei Zhi jumped onto the armrest of the dragon chair and continued watching the show.

Pei Yi had always lowered his head, looking respectful, but after Yin Yu left, Pei Yi immediately raised his head and smiled at the plaintiffs, showing the pointed canine teeth on both sides.

"It seems that you didn't listen to what I said just now."

Several plaintiffs trembled, and took the lead and said: "Your Majesty came back later, didn't we say that it has nothing to do with you?"

"It has nothing to do with Xu Wangbei. The beating he received today, I will pay back ten times in the future!"

"Pei Yi, don't you want to deceive people too much, thinking that if you catch us with a little trick, you can threaten us to do this or that?"

Pei also stopped answering and closed his eyes.After a long time, he opened it suddenly, just in time for Xu Wangbei to be dragged in.

Xu Wangbei was covered in blood, Pei Yi's expression remained the same, but with his small eyes, Pei Zhi accurately captured Pei Yi's tightly clenched hands.

"Pei Yi, I repaid the life-saving grace when I was eight years old." Xu Wangbei said softly, "I know you saw me being beaten in the alley that day."

Pei Yi lowered his eyes and looked at him indifferently: "You said that time I rescued you from the frozen lake? Oh, I pushed you into the water."

Xu Wangbei opened his eyes wide and wanted to get up, but he couldn't get up because of the pain.

"So don't meddle in my affairs in the future." Pei Yi's voice turned sharp in vain, "Especially in this matter, it's either you or you."

Sooner or later, he will let those people have a taste of this beating!

"This is the last time..." What else did Xu Wangbei say.

Pei Yi interrupted him with a cold face: "Shut up."

Xu Wangbei shrank his neck and dared not move.Several plaintiffs also huddled together, and no one dared to move.This guy Pei Yi looks gentle, but everyone knows that this guy is very powerful.

Pei Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, he flapped his wings and took out the medicine box he kept in Dongnuange, and dragged him to Xu Wangbei's side.

Just as he was about to reach out to peck Xu Wangbei's pants, the system shouted: "No, you forgot last time, it was because of your mouth and the two indescribable lumps of flesh bulging under the lower abdomen of a human being that caused the live broadcast mouth to peck. I was blocked, but if you still don’t change it, the next time I will be blocked by the system!”

Pei Zhi hesitated.

"Is this medicine for golden sores?" Pei Yi picked up the medicine and looked at it, but without a word, he decisively tore off Xu Wangbei's pants and applied the medicine to him.

Pei Zhi hurriedly covered his eyes, I can't see, I can't see!If others look at each other, they can no longer report me!

Pei Zhi thought it would be beneficial to become a goose.He is more free in the palace, and he can get into Yin Yu's arms and act like a baby anytime and anywhere.

Although he often nestled in Yin Yu's arms before, but as a man, he was always a bit embarrassed.Now as a goose, there is no need to worry too much.As long as he wanted, he could run in Yin Yu's arms.

Of course, the most beautiful thing is at night, when he can sleep on Yin Yu's chest, and feel Yin Yu's heart beating for him all night long.Although sometimes he would be dragged to the ground by Yin Yu who was asleep.

However, being a goose also has a hurdle that cannot be overcome.

He ate two meals with Yin Yu first, what Yin Yu ate, what he ate, and then the whole goose was not well, vomiting and diarrhea, almost lost the goose's life!

Later, Yin Yu insisted on letting him eat according to the goose recipe.The food was unpalatable and unsightly, but once he used a landmine, he asked too much what exactly he was eating.

"It's the rations of the chickens raised in the imperial dining room, rice bran, grains, etc., and I will chop some green vegetables and stir them for you. You can really eat them. In order to save you food, all the chickens are hungry and thin. I'm too hungry to stand up."

Pei Zhi retched Yin Yu's bowl for half an hour.

Geese also have dignity!Why does he have to eat chicken feed? Can chickens compare to him? Can chickens marry back and become queens?

The days passed day by day. On this day, Pei Zhi woke up early in the morning and felt that something was wrong.He walked around the Hall of Mental Cultivation with two small paws, but found nothing unusual.

After breakfast, Yin Yu said to take him to Kunning Palace.

On the way, Pei Zhi asked puzzledly: "What's so good about Kunning Palace? After marriage, don't you want me to live in the Hall of Mental Cultivation?"

"There is a secret passage in Kunning Palace, I will take you to see it."

aisle?

Pei Zhi squatted on Yin Yu's shoulder, trying to think about the secret way of Kunning Palace.

One person and one goose arrived in the main hall of Kunning Palace.Yin Yu activated the mechanism mysteriously, and opened the floor tiles next to the long desk, revealing an authentic exit, and he beckoned Pei Zhi to go in together.

Sliding down the narrow tunnel, the inside is very spacious and brightly lit.

"My little private treasury is hidden here. I'll give you an hour, and you'll share as much as you find."

"Gah!" Good, deal!

Pei Zhi didn't think much about it, and immediately jumped to the bookshelf, looking for a book.

Yin Yu sighed, retreated outside, covered the entrance, and hacked down the mechanism with a knife, completely sealing the entrance.

"Keep here".

Yue Jing said in a low voice: "Even if the slave dies thousands of times, the rebels will not discover the master."

"Very good." Yin Yu took the knife and left.