The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi fell heavily into the lake. He was a goose for the first time and could not swim at all. When he plunged into the water, he almost choked to death.

"It's really a strange thing today. I saw two geese who couldn't swim." Pei Yi laughed softly.

And geese can't swim?Yin Yu's ears twitched, and she turned her head to look into the lake with difficulty. Sure enough, she saw a goose thumping upside down, trying to turn itself over.

Yin Yu didn't know what to do.Both are as stupid as their little sprites.

Suddenly a palace man trotted over, saw the big goose in Yin Yu's arms, knelt down and shivered and said, "Your Majesty, let go of this goose, it has eaten poisonous grass, and it will definitely not survive. Your Majesty, be careful of poison."

It turned out that he was drowned because of poisoning.But he clearly heard Pei Zhi screaming, could it be that Pei Zhi fell into the water and remained hidden, so he couldn't see it?

Didn't come out for such a long time, is Pei Zhi already drowned?

He stood up abruptly, grabbed the goose that had won his favor, and threw it vigorously.

There was a scream of "嘎", and the goose that had just turned over in the center of the lake was hit and completely fell into the water.

Yin Yu didn't rush into the water this time, and ordered Yue Jing to fetch the Buddhist beads that he had locked in the secret room of Dongnuan Pavilion.It took a quarter of an hour to go back and forth, and he ordered the guards to stand side by side, walk from one end to the other, and pick up any important things in the lake for him to see.

He focused on salvaging where the ripples were originally.He plunged into the water for a while to find it, and after a while he came out to take a breath, and found that a duck stepped on his head and was lifted high by him.

The duck called anxiously: "Quack quack-" I'm here!

His big baby was still missing, and he was very upset and irritable at the moment, the duck was still screaming at him, so angrily, he grabbed the duck and pressed it into the water hard.

Pei Yaya: "..." Help, kill the duck!

Pei Zhi had already mastered the skill of ducks floating on the water, Yin Yu let go of his hand, he immediately turned over, sat on the water again and looked at Yin Yu.

Wisely didn't come close this time.

What is this fellow fussing about in the water?What have you been stretching out your hands to hug? Are you looking for him?

Oh, don't be sad, I'm here!

Pei Zhi couldn't bear Yin Yu's worry about him, and he forgot the previous lesson, so he stretched out his mouth to peck Yin Yu's back.Angrily, Yin Yu got out of the water, grabbed it by the neck, threw it ashore, and shouted without looking back: "The dinner is stewed!"

Pei Zhi was caught immediately, he flapped his wings desperately, but his small body couldn't hold back the big human hands.

Tyrant, cruel tyrant!He was going to eat him!

He looked up to the sky and cried bitterly: "Quack, quack, quack, quack!"

Yin Yu, curse you never lift!

The palace man took it and was about to kill it. Pei Yi, who was watching from the sidelines, suddenly stepped forward to block the way of the palace man, and said with a smile: "I think this goose is very spiritual, give it to me first, and wait for your majesty to go ashore. , I beg His Majesty to spare it."

The champion of the new discipline has a bright future, and the palace officials do not want to offend, so they persuaded him with words: "It may have eaten poisonous weeds, and it will definitely not eat it. Adults should also be careful when holding him, and don't get hurt by it."

"Thank you for reminding me." Pei Yi was not afraid at all, took over the big goose, and even touched the big goose's head, the big goose immediately stuck its head into his arms and hid it.

The palace man said with a smile: "Sure enough, it has spirituality, and knows who is saving it."

"Yeah, everything has a spirit, and even a fool has a good side." Pei Yi smiled, the appearance of the goose rushing towards His Majesty several times, was very similar to that idiot Xu Wangbei rushing towards him.

Pei Zhi, who was trembling in Pei Yi's arms, was arguing crazily with the system, why couldn't he speak human words after he became a big goose?

Since he can't speak human language, it's enough to throw a grenade to turn him back.

Do you want the readers to see that Gong shou is cooked and eaten cruelly?

It will make readers sad!

000 said that there was a problem with the system. It tried to smash the grenade, but it was useless, but fortunately, the grenade was saved and there was no waste.

It also tried to throw a thunderbolt to make the goose speak human words, but it didn't work.

Yin Yu was busy in the water, but he couldn't get anything out. The guards also showed him some big fish and big birds, but nothing was gained.He had to climb ashore, thinking about draining the lake.

Pei Yi wanted to intercede with the big goose, so he took two steps in Yin Yu's direction, and saw that Yin Yu was thinking about something, so he didn't intend to disturb her.The big goose in his arms suddenly jumped out and fell to the ground, with its long neck lowered, like a sharp arrow, it went towards Yin Yu.

Just when Yue Jing came back with the Buddha beads in his arms, Yin Yu was going to pick them up, but suddenly felt the danger, and turned around to see the big goose that had been making trouble for him, running towards him aggressively.

In the blink of an eye, he suddenly thought: Could this be his little ghost?

Otherwise, why are there so many people pestering him alone?

Before he had time to think, he quickly turned his head and pushed Yue Jing, pushing Yue Jing and the Buddhist beads away.

If so, Pei Zhi must not be hurt.

He only focused on pushing the beads, so he lost the time to avoid the attack of the big goose.

The big goose spread its wings and was about to fly, Dou Da's eyes were full of anger and excitement!Yin Yu, you scumbag emperor, my revenge is coming!

The big goose bit Yin Yu's flesh, and would not let it go!

Such a scumbag, you still can't recognize me?Pei Zhi flapped his wings excitedly, determined to hang himself on Yin Yu's body.

"Ah—" Yin Yu squatted down in pain, still holding Pei Zhi with her hands.

Everyone was stunned, and after a while, they all moved over.What did they see, His Majesty was attacked by a goose!

Could it be that they will not have a prince in the future?

Everyone panicked to catch the big goose, but Yin Yu motioned them not to move.He panicked and shouted to the imperial doctor, hurry up and save the crown prince!

"Let go, my flesh is going to be bitten off by you? Don't you want to see how fat you are?" Yin Yu whispered in pain.

Fat?Pei Zhi stopped flopping, let go of his mouth, and looked down at his body, which seemed to be a circle bigger than the geese he had ever seen.Still, it's puffiness!

When he lowered his hair in a daze, Yin Yu hurriedly pinched his wings gently, hugged him into his arms, crossed his legs, and returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation in a strange posture.

When they arrived at the Hall of Mental Cultivation, one person and one goose stared with big eyes and small eyes. After staring, the guilty Yin Yu was the first to criticize, trying to make Pei Zhi forget what he had done.

He said angrily: "It turns out that you are actually a goose. A few days ago, you baked goose eggs with me. You really eat anything when you are hungry. Your feathers are so white, but your heart is black, tsk tsk."

Pei Zhi flapped his wings and slapped him directly.He dared not speak out, because today he almost threw Pei Zhi into the lake and drowned him. He was so guilty that he accused Pei Zhi of pretending.

"Can't you speak human language?" Yin Yu asked with staring eyes.

Pei Zhi raised his noble head and nodded lightly.

"Then quickly turn into a human." Yin Yu muttered, "It doesn't matter if you say you are a swan, an ordinary goose is still so fat, why do you change back?"

"Gah!" Pei Zhi slapped him again, but he didn't grasp the strength well enough to slap his own feathers.

Yin Yu hurriedly caught all the feathers, and said with a smile: "This is much prettier than hair. I want to collect it. There will be more in the future. Maybe I can make a feather duster."

Pei Zhi froze, his wings clenched in fright, for fear that Yin Yu would have the idea of ​​plucking his feathers.

He didn't want to be a fat, naked goose.

"You can't become a human again?" Yin Yu asked.He knows his quality well, and he has always been tight-lipped about the body, and he is unwilling to tell him, let alone let him see it as the body.

Yin Yu looked at Pei Zhi empathetically. Indeed, if he was such a fat goose, he wouldn't want to show it to others.

That is to say, it would be very difficult for him to get off Pei Zhi's pirate ship, otherwise Pei Zhi said he was a goose at the beginning, and he might not have disliked it.

"Gah!" Yes!

Yin Yu asked again: "What happened when you went to pick the lotus, why did you suddenly change back to your original body?"

"Quack!" Watch me demonstrate to you.

Pei Zhi jumped from the long table to the bookcase, ran to one end, ran up, took off, and smashed Yin Yu's head hard, and at the same time dubbed himself, screaming: "Gah——"

Yin Yu just felt that he was almost fainted by the fat goose. He hugged the goose and tried to restore the scene at that time: "You went to pick flowers, and suddenly something hit you. You were seriously injured and forced to become a Body?"

Well, the previous guess was good, but the latter was wrong.

But to be able to guess these things is already quite remarkable, Pei Zhi happily exclaimed: "Quack quack!"

"Then how can I help you heal?"

Pei Zhi thought to himself, it depends on the system, but he can take the opportunity to seek some benefits for himself.He jumped onto the table, pointed to the teacup, and opened his mouth wide: I want to eat a lot of delicious food.

He jumped back into Yin Yu's arms, tilted his neck, and leaned on Yin Yu's arm: I want you to hold me all the time.

"Gah?" Got it?

Yin Yu nodded solemnly: "Understood, you need to drink water every day to heal your wounds, and absorb my yang qi. That's ok, the water pipe is enough, yang qi, just leave me a breath."

Put away your imagination, Pei Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped Yin Yu again!

early morning.

Pei Zhi nestled in Yin Yu's arms, listening to all the ministers arguing again about Concubine Yu.Yin Yu was not in a hurry, the old god was stroking his feathers on the ground.Goose feathers are actually not that comfortable to touch, but this goose is the quality of their family, so Yin Yu thinks it is good anywhere!

Too lazy to talk to him, Pei Zhi, together with the system, was questioning the virus.

"Just let you cure Yin Yu's very small problem, you are good, let us smash the mines and throw the grenade, turn into a goose and never turn back, isn't this sequelae too deceitful?"

The virus quibbled: "You promised to give me a thunder every day, but you didn't give me it? Did you come to me when something happened?"

Pei Zhi blushed and laughed, "Money is a little tight lately..."

"Don't lie to me, the readers have piled up your thunder, and the nutrient solution is enough for you to swim back to Jinjiang from here."

Pei Zhi hurriedly said: "Although there are many, they are all for saving lives, so I can't give them to you. The two of us traveled through time, so I have to save the fragments of the crossing passage before going back. The nutrient solution is also for fear that his old illness will relapse in the future, and he will forget it again." I."

This time Yin Yu is not face blind, but Yin Yu will be face blind in the future, who knows what happened in the middle.He saved a lot of landmines and nutrient solution, but there was no harm in the end.

"You really love him." The virus said with a strange air, "You also have a day when you love him, heh."

Pei Zhi was puzzled.

"You want to turn back into a human body?"

"exactly."

Virus lazily said: "Turn in half of the landmines owed to me, I'm thinking about telling you a way."

"It's too expensive, let's make it cheaper." Pei Zhi bargained.

He was too busy talking to the virus, but didn't hear what the officials said, Yin Yu suddenly got up in a rage, and strode away.He hurriedly asked Yin Yu what was wrong, but Yin Yu didn't speak.

He went back to look for the virus, but the virus stopped talking.The system said that the virus had already left.

Pei Zhi had no choice but to continue coaxing Yin Yu.

"Don't worry." Yin Yu calmed down his anger when he walked to a place where no one was around, and said with a smile, "I'm fine, I'm scaring them."

Pei Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly had an idea, and said to the system: "You can't make me speak human language, so can Yin Yu understand goose language?"

"Smart! A mine for a quarter of an hour!"

"Deal." Pei Zhi cleared his throat, trying to make his goose voice clearer, "I have a way to become a human being."

Yin Yu understood, he got up in surprise, and Pei Zhi flew up and pressed his shoulders.He sat down again, expressing all ears.

Pei Zhi adapted a fairy tale he had heard: "I've heard about a man and a woman. The woman was unable to wake up after a long sleep, but she woke up after being kissed by her lover. The man was originally a monster. He kissed his lover. , also turned into a handsome man!"

"You mean to let me kiss you?" Yin Yu's face was troubled.

"Gah?" Pei Zhi's goose mouth opened and closed in dissatisfaction.

It's actually embarrassing, why do you kiss other geese so happily?