The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Yi felt that compared to the dark and cunning emperor, the ruthless Pei Yi, and the stupid Xu Wangbei, the little Chu Menting was cuter.

He simply stayed in the Huxin Pavilion, guarding the two little guys every step of the way.With Yin Yu's acquiescence, Huxin Pavilion has become the residence of the two little guys, and two elderly mothers come to deliver meals every day and do some rough work of cleaning.

Chu Menting is very smart. In just a few days, he has already learned several military books, and the questions he asks are getting more and more difficult.Some problems, even if he was just a mouthpiece, Pei Zhi couldn't explain clearly, and made a lot of jokes.

But he firmly believed that he was not stupid than others. Chu Menting worked tirelessly to learn, but he studied harder than Chu Menting. Fortunately, Xue Moxiang was a capable person. Sometimes when he couldn't understand, he would simplify the complex and demonstrate it to him.

In the past few days, Chu Menting learned a lot, and Pei Zhi also learned a lot.

He studied hard here, and Yin Yu couldn't take it anymore.Because Pei Zhi ordered Yin Yu not to come to Huxin Pavilion, Yin Yu took a fishing rod, tied a freshly roasted chicken and duck to the end of the fishing rod, and floated in front of the window.

At the beginning, Pei Zhi was very backbone.Facing the delicious food delivered to the door, he just looked at it coldly and never made a move.Later, the rice sent by Mammy only had green vegetables and tofu left. Looking at these roasted ducks and roasted chickens, it was impossible to keep calm.

Yin Yu was particularly willing to spend the money, and asked someone to set up a rack of roasted fish, roasted duck and roasted whole lamb on the opposite side of the island in the middle of the lake, and fanned all the fragrance here.

And the barbecue hanging on the fishing rod, as long as it is cold and has no fragrance, throw it away immediately, and replace it with freshly roasted fragrant meat.

After Yin Yu made such a fuss, not to mention that Pei Zhi, who already loves meat, couldn't help it, the two usually very sensible little guys also put down their books and couldn't help arguing for food.

"That's a big bad wolf on the other side. If we eat his meat, he will eat us too!" Pei Zhi made a bloody grimace, trying to scare the two children.

But when the two little ones looked out of the window, Yin Yu, who was originally stern-faced, immediately tilted his head, restrained his whole body, and tried to show a harmless smile.

"But I looked at him..." Hong Zhu was puzzled, "He seems like a good guy."

Pei Zhi gritted his teeth and poked his head out: "Your Majesty, don't think about it, there is no possibility for us. I, Pei Zhi, am definitely not the kind of master who can be bought with just a chicken or a duck!"

Yin Yu gave a "tsk", and followed Pei Zhi's words: "Of course I know you won't bow down for the roast duck, but I didn't come here this time to force you. Look, the luster on the outside of this roast leg of lamb , hiss—I want to drool just looking at it. Smell the fragrance again, tsk tsk, if I can take such a bite, just one bite, I will die without regret.”

The first and second children in the pavilion swallowed hard.

"I really don't force you to do anything, as long as you sit in front of the window and let me see you, this leg of lamb belongs to you."

Pei Zhi hesitated, it sounded like a good deal.He looked at the two drooling little guys, made up his mind, and climbed up the window.

"Look, let's see." Pei Zhi shouted in humiliation.

Yin Yu really looked at him from head to toe seriously. The more serious his eyes were, the more humiliated Pei Zhi felt. It seemed cheap to be looked at like this for a leg of lamb.

He is at least worth a roasted whole lamb!

Yin Yu gave him the roast leg of lamb, and he immediately gave it to the two little ones.The children are also good, no one eats, they all wait for him to take the first bite.

Pei Zhi, who was pretending to share food with the children, saw this, but was reluctant to grab food from them, and looked at Yin Yu humiliated.

This guy seemed to have figured it out, and hung up another roast duck. "Pei Zhi, as long as you stick your head forward so that I can see it more clearly, this roast duck is yours."

Anyway, it has already been seen, so what are you afraid of?Pei Zhi leaned on the window sill and tried his best to stick his head out. He was about to slap Yin Yu when he suddenly felt something catch his back collar from above.

He was forced to leave the window sill, his body was hoisted, and then several ropes circled his body from bottom to top, binding him firmly.

Only then did he discover that there was a rope leading from the roof of the Huxin Pavilion to the opposite bank.

Pei Zhi: "..." Playing this trick again?Do you want to draw a pig nose or pig ears this time?

Yin Yu threw away the fishing rod in his hand, took the rod given to him by the guards, and slowly reeled in the rope. Pei Zhi was hoisted up, screaming, across the lake from the Huxin Pavilion, to the opposite bank, in front of Yin Yu. .

In front of everyone, Yin Yu didn't hide it, and kissed Pei Zhi fiercely.

"I won't come out to see you for a few days, don't you want to?" Yin Yu deliberately lowered her voice, and then put on a strong nasal voice, the nasal voice of lovers biting their ears, it sounds particularly soft-hearted.

But Pei Zhi did not soften his heart in the slightest. Before his feet hit the ground, he stretched out his hand, snatched a grilled fish from the shelf, and ate it hard.Anyway, Yin Yu was here, even if the rope was unstable, Yin Yu would not let him fall to the ground.

"You troublesome little monster." Yin Yu wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, and Pei Zhi subconsciously looked to see if it was that red plum handkerchief again.Fortunately, Yin Yu didn't fall ill this time.

When Pei Zhi was full, he lazily said, "It's not as good as you can toss? You are not afraid of such things as being able to control your hair?" Not only are you not afraid, but you can immediately manipulate the hair to toss him calmly.

Such a deep city...it makes him proud!

Pei Zhi thought to himself, fortunately Yin Yu is just an emperor, if Yin Yu is given a system, Yin Yu can go to heaven!

"What are you afraid of?" Yin Yu said disdainfully, "There is a monster sleeping next to my pillow, I am not afraid of it, mere hair, how can I be afraid of it?"

"Put me down." Pei Zhi stretched out his big oily hand to grab the thread in Yin Yu's hand.

Yin Yu turned away and asked him back, "I heard you were teaching Chu Menting how to read military books just now?"

"Yes, I'm no worse than Xue Moxiang!" Proudly puffed out her chest!

Yin Yu sneered: "I suddenly thought of a question. I came to test you. If the forbidden army guards the four gates, the north gate and the east gate are heavily guarded, the east gate is guarded by name, and the Chu Menting court guards the north gate. It is like the king's power is divided into three groups, attacking east and west. Nan Sanmen, what should you do?"

This made Pei question him.When he read military books in the past few days, it was just that Chu Menting thought of the problem himself, and he, the microphone, just followed the problem to learn, and he didn't have his own thinking in it.

So when Yin Yu asked, he subconsciously searched for similar examples, if not, then he wouldn't.

Pei Zhi replied with difficulty: "Divide troops from the north gate to support the other three gates, and remove Suo Ming. He cannot be allowed to guard the gate."

Yin Yu smiled faintly: "Then what if it's like the king's deceit, attacking the three gates is false, in fact, the troops are concentrated and waiting to attack the north gate. The north gate is the closest palace gate to me."

"...Well, well, let me think about it again."

"Okay, you go back and test what Chu Menting should do." Yin Yu kissed him again, and let him go back.

Back in the room, Pei Zhi threw the problem to Hong Zhu, and the two gave several methods, but they were able to find out the flaws in it immediately.

As long as they don't know the enemy's countermeasures, no matter what they do, they can't be perfect without flaws.

Pei Zhi went into Xue Moxiang's dream, and by coincidence, Xue Moxiang was dreaming this time.In the dream, this fellow led two little dolls, a man and a woman, and was on their way.

The two little dolls are very cute.Pei Zhi walked over to tease him, but suddenly the dream changed, the two little babies were killed, Xue Moxiang knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, shouting "I'm sorry cousin".

He couldn't bear Xue Moxiang to continue to be sad, so he forcibly changed the dream.After pausing for a while, when Xue Moxiang had forgotten the last dream, he asked for advice.

Xue Moxiang thought for a long time, until Pei Zhi doubted his ability, he said slowly: "It's about His Majesty's safety, this alone makes this battle harder than all other battles."

"How about that?"

Xue Moxiang came up with a method, which was better than what he and Hong Zhu had thought, but it was not without flaws.Pei Zhi thought hard and couldn't come up with the best solution.

"Looking at it this way, you should be very close to His Majesty, that's why you think of countless things that may hurt His Majesty. In fact, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs, and the God of War can't give you a foolproof strategy. You calm down Look, we've come up with a pretty good idea."

Pei Zhi admitted this.The battlefield is changing rapidly, and there is really no one-size-fits-all strategy.But let him calm down, he can't do it.

Even if he knew that this was just a question that Yin Yu randomly asked, it was impossible for Ru Wang to find more troops than the Imperial Army in the imperial city.

But as long as there is Yin Yu in the story, even if it's just a name, he will still be worried.

Xue Moxiang said: "Although I don't know who you are, but I think you are also an expert. I wonder if you can do me a favor for the sake of meeting each other in the past few days?"

"please say."

"I have a distant cousin. Because he offended Concubine Xue, the whole family was demoted into slavery. I couldn't find it. I found out that my cousin died of depression a few days ago. I only pity his two children. They have been slaves for ten years. I don't know what to do. If an expert has a way, help me find them."

Pei Zhi thought that smashing a thunder should be able to find it, so he asked Xue Moxiang to write down his name.

"I'm really ashamed. Our Xue family has only a few heirs. The children are not allowed to be given names when they are under 12 years old. Therefore, I only know the nicknames for the two children. One is called Lan Geer and the other Yun Niang."

Pei Zhi frowned: "What's your name, Yunniang?"

"Yes, the second child is a girl named Yunniang."

Pei Zhi vaguely remembered that Yunniang was doing rough work in his palace, and he had also seen a birthmark the size of a fingernail under his ear, so he asked Xue Moxiang if the two children had any birthmarks or tokens?

"When they had the accident, the older one was already seven years old, and he should still remember things. The younger one had a birthmark the size of a grain of rice under his left ear. The birthmark will grow with everyone, and it should be obvious."

Sure enough, it was Meiren Xue and their siblings.

Pei Zhi suddenly had a strong feeling of being arranged.There are several people in Yin Yu's harem. Now he has met the rightful master, or people and things related to him, including the queen, concubine De, Chu Zhaoyi, Xue Meiren, and Yuecai people.

Only one Lu Xuan waiter was missing, and they were all assembled.

Pei Zhi came out of Xue Moxiang's dream, found a quiet place, called the system out and questioned: "There is something wrong with your system world!"

"Why, what's wrong?"

Pei Zhi calmly analyzed: "It's not that I'm here to save His Majesty's unhappiness, then Yin Yu's world should have nothing to do with me, I just try my best to revolve around Yin Yu. But now it seems that this world looks like It's like turning around me. All the people related to Yin Yu are related to me."

The system was silent for a while, and then said: "To be honest, I am only a second-level system, and I don't know many advanced instructions. But the task I received is for you to increase your majesty's happiness value. Is it possible, yes You have been traveling through the timeline in the follow-up, and you have taken many things for yourself, so that these people and these things have something to do with you."

Pei Zhi frowned: "You mean, I recruited these people on my own initiative?"

"For example, Yue Cairen, if you hadn't gone looking for him and forced him to do things, how would the emperor have found him and promoted him?"

It makes sense, Pei Zhi sighed: "It looks like I've traveled around and constructed a world for Your Majesty."

"Thank you for your hard work, let's go and eat in Yin Yu's imperial dining room!" Pei Zhi put his doubts behind him, used lightning to hide himself, and ran to the imperial dining room to steal a meal.

As long as it is for Yin Yu's good, he can do whatever he wants, and he doesn't have to care.

After taking some snacks from the imperial dining room, he ran to find Yin Yu.Yue actually said that His Majesty had gone to the Qionglin Banquet, so he happily went to the Imperial Garden to look for him, completely forgetting that he did not meet in anger a few hours ago.

When he arrived at the Qionglin Banquet, he happened to come back just in time for Tanhua Hairpin.Seeing that Tan Hua looked ordinary, he actually had the idea of ​​letting Pei Yi become Tan Hua.

Looking at Pei Yi again, although this guy was beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face, he was able to keep his position as the No. [-] scholar because of a blessing in disguise.

He used a landmine to protect him, but this guy was still beaten, maybe it was destined that this guy should be the champion.

Pei Zhi didn't bother to pay attention to Pei Yi, sat down on Yin Yu's table, and was about to take out a snack to tease Yin Yu, but this guy spoke first.

"Little monster, why aren't you hiding in the Huxin Pavilion?"

Pei Zhi was shocked, can this fellow see him?Stretching out his hand and shaking it in front of Yin Yu's eyes, this guy didn't even blink.

How do you know he's coming when you can't see him?

"Don't think about it, I smelled a unique mixed smell in the imperial dining room, so I knew it was you."

Pei Zhi didn't speak, but bit his ear, grinding his upper and lower teeth vigorously.Yin Yu was caught off guard and let out a cry of pain.

Tan Hua, who was presenting flowers to Yin Yu, knelt down on the ground in fright: "Damn me, did I hurt Your Majesty?"

"I was bitten by a mosquito, it has nothing to do with you, please back down."

Tanhua returned to her seat in fear, looked up at the main seat, and was surprised to find that His Majesty's face was distorted, his mouth was crooked for a while, his nostrils were enlarged for a while, and his ears were still fluttering for a while, as if he had an illness .

Not only Tan Hua thought so, but everyone looked at His Majesty worriedly.

Under their gaze, Yin Yu's face twitched, but he could still see a calm demeanor.He remained silent, slowly took off the dragon robe, and put his hand on the tie of the middle coat.

"Do you dare?" Pei Zhi finally spoke.

Yin Yu smiled: "If you pull my face again, I will be naked for them to see."

"Aren't you afraid of losing face?"

"It's okay, the big deal is to kill all the people present, so I won't be afraid of losing face." The corner of Yin Yu's mouth was raised, and her words were threatening, "It's just that they all died because of you."

Pei Zhi has always been afraid of killing people here at every turn. Although he didn't think Yin Yu would kill people at will, he also knew that if these people saw Yin Yu's body, they would definitely end up badly.

What else could he do, he could only reluctantly withdraw his hand and squeeze into Yin Yu's arms to sleep.

Sigh, I will never be able to beat this guy.

After exploring the flowers for a while, he came over holding the flowers persistently, and offered them with both hands: "Your Majesty, this is a flower that I picked especially for you. This flower is noble and holy, and it is more suitable for you to wear than other messy flowers." .”

Before Yin Yu could speak, the King of Liang smiled and said, "Your Majesty, this white peony is really beautiful. It is not in the peony flowering period now. Bai Tanhua has worked hard to find this flower, right? I heard that Bai Tanhua's direct sister is also called Bai Mudan , is a well-known talented woman in the Imperial City."

When Pei Zhi heard this, he quit. Did this guy want to introduce his sister to Yin Yu?That's right, Yin Yu has reached the age to marry a wife, but there is no one in the harem, how many people are staring at her?

"Your Majesty, when it comes to holiness, the lotus flower is the number one. You are not allowed to pick his flower, I will pick it for you!"

Just as Yin Yu was about to object, she saw the teacup on the table fall, probably brought down by Pei Zhi when she got up.

The lake was deep, and he was worried that something would happen if Pei Zhi didn't care about the matter.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard Pei Zhi scream. He immediately turned his head to look at the lake, only to see ripples on the lake, and there was an unmanned boat parked beside it.

Without thinking about it, he quickly ran over, plunged into the water, swam to the center of the ripples, held his breath, and plunged into the water to search for a while.

At the bottom of the lake, there was only one big goose struggling crazily. This goose seemed to be injured. It kept struggling to get out of the water, but the more it fluttered, the more it fell.

It was the first time Yin Yu drowned when he saw a goose at such a big age.Such a stupid goose looks very much like their little elves.

He quickly hugged the goose and swam back to the shore.

Pei Yi and the others also leaned over nervously, seeing His Majesty trying to wake up a drowning goose, they looked at each other, not knowing how to deal with it.

"Your Majesty, I'm here to save it." Tanhua said positively.

Yin Yu hurriedly handed the big goose to Tanhua, who opened the goose's beak and was about to kiss, Yin Yu was so scared that she hugged it back.

"Your Majesty, it's time to breathe."

"I'll do it myself." Yin Yu opened the goose's beak as Tan Hua said, took a deep breath, and kissed her.

Pei Zhi, who was thrown into the water by a big goose that fell from the sky, struggled to swim to the shore. As soon as he showed his head, he saw Yin Yu worryingly hugging a duck and kissing him fiercely.

He let go of his hands in fright and fell back into the water again.After eating two mouthfuls of lake water, he spat out a small fish, and Pei Zhi struggled to expose his head again.

"System, I'm going to die. Last time he recognized the wrong pig. Although he didn't lose his temper, he ate a whole pig feast in front of me for several days. He even kissed a goose this time, my god Ah, will his fragile little heart leave a shadow again?"

000's tone was full of consolation: "It's okay, if he doesn't kiss you in the future, you can throw a thunderbolt and force him to kiss you."

Pei Zhi said coldly: "Thank you, I'm afraid he will spit in my mouth."

He thought about it, and seeing Yin Yu No.20 kissing the goose's beak several times, he made up his mind: "Turn me into that goose, thank you."

"One grenade."

"make a deal."

"Privilege enabled."

Pei Zhi only felt that the line of sight instantly became lower, and everyone became very tall.Although it seems that the world has become dangerous, but for the sake of Yin Yu's mental health, he endured it!

He flapped his wings cheerfully and ran towards Yin Yu, and when he saw that he was still a few inches away from Yin Yu, he stopped suddenly.

Holy crap, why is Yin Yu still kissing geese?

"000 get out and die, didn't you mean to turn me into the goose that was kissed?"

What is he now, a little three goose who meddles in other people's love?

Yin Yu found out that he kissed the wrong kind of person, will the shadow be even bigger?

The system wailed: "My command is absolutely correct, but I don't know why, and it went wrong. It must be because of the sequelae!"

Seeing that Yin Yu was about to kiss again, Pei Zhi got anxious and stretched out his mouth to peck Yin Yu, but the latter ruthlessly pinched his neck and threw him into the lake.

"Ga—" Pei Zhi drew a graceful arc in the air.