The three thousand in the harem are all me

The system whimpered.

Pei questioned: "What big thing can happen, isn't it just the sacrifice of a grenade, I don't even feel sorry for it yet, why are you crying?"

"A landmine is more than enough for such a small matter. The power of the grenade is so powerful, I am afraid that something bad will happen!" 000 muttered: "I don't know what happened. I obviously chose a landmine, but when I threw it, it turned out to be a mine." Grenades."

Pei Zhi didn't care to listen to his mumbling, and asked anxiously, "Could it be possible that he will turn into a hairy monkey?"

"I hope he will only turn into a hairy monkey. No matter how serious it is, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Pei Zhi was scared when he heard this, so he stopped cooking, wiped his hands, and headed for Dongnuange.

Yue was on duty outside the Dongnuange Hall, saw him coming, and quickly stepped forward to meet him: "Master, Your Majesty is receiving foreign envoys, why don't you wait in the side hall first?"

"I'll go around from behind." Pei Zhi didn't wait to block him, slipped to the back, found a place where no one could see, and hid himself with a mine.

When he entered the apse, he happened to see a pair of scissors on the cabinet, and quickly picked them up for use.

Walking into the main hall secretly, I saw Yin Yu was talking to foreign envoys.Dongnuange is not a place to receive envoys seriously, but Yin Yu called people here, which shows that the country where these envoys are located has a close relationship with Anguo.

Pei Zhi heard Yin Yu talk about buying war horses, and the envoy said he was willing to lower the price, so Yin Yu laughed happily.With this smile, the originally bundled hair suddenly exploded, and the white jade hairpin shattered and flew out.

Pieces of jade splashed all over the place, and the movements were either big or small.The envoys who had been answering with their heads down raised their heads one after another. Pei Zhi took the first step and grabbed Yin Yu's hair that was about to fall out.

"Empress?" Yin Yu asked in a low voice?Only his family's little monsters will come to him incognito.

Pei Zhi gave a "hmm" and knelt against his lower back, signaling him to get down to business first.

Yin Yu continued to discuss with the envoy about the horses.Pei Zhi stood behind him, his hair, which could be grasped with one hand, soon became too much for both hands.In less than a quarter of an hour, Yin Yu's hair could not be grasped completely, and fell heavily to the ground.The ground behind Yin Yu was covered with hair.

Not only that, Yin Yu's hair was still growing crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Those envoys were about to raise their heads again, Pei Zhi was in a hurry, and fixed everyone with a thunderbolt.He also appeared in front of Yin Yu.

"What's going on here?" Yin Yu stroked her hair, "I just feel my scalp is hot and my hair has been growing."

While talking, he touched his eyebrows, which were also hot.

When I touched it, I found that the eyebrows had grown to an arm's length.

Pei Zhi walked over to look at him in front of him, and at a glance, he was so happy that he wanted to roll on the ground.

If the eyebrows are white, Yin Yu is especially like the head of the Shushan School with a sense of immortality.But Yin Yu's eyebrows were black, and his expression was brewing with anger. He didn't look like a master who had comprehended Taoism, but rather like a big devil who had gone mad.

"You're playing with me again!" Yin Yu was heartbroken.

Pei Zhi raised his hand to show his innocence. Although he thought it was funny, he didn't dare to laugh out loud. He endured it very hard, trying to force himself not to just think about having fun, but to consider other people's feelings.

"I did not do it on purpose."

Yin Yu has long been used to being tossed and tossed around by Pei Zhi. Facing the crazy hair and eyebrows, Yin Yu accepted it calmly.

Pei Zhi was not so calm, he frantically cut Yin Yu's hair and eyebrows with scissors.But the strange thing is, the more and faster he cuts, the faster Yin Yu's hair and eyebrows grow.

He stopped the scissors and saw that Yin Yu was surrounded by hair, he quickly called the system and asked Shalei to help Yin Yu stop.

000 said: "I can't help, the system seems to be garbled. It was definitely not my hand shaking just now, but the system twitched."

Pei Zhi thought for a while: "Could this be the 'sequel' that the virus said?"

"Probably."

Shouldn't the sequelae be aimed at him? How could there be problems with the system?

"How long will Yin Yu's hair grow?" Pei Zhi felt scared when he saw that the hair was piled up to half the height of a person.

Although Yin Yu couldn't hear him talking to the system, Yin Yu could tell that he was anxious.Yin Yu was afraid that he would be worried, so she said with a smile: "It doesn't hurt or itch, what are you afraid of. Anyway, you have fixed these people, no one will see them, let them grow by themselves, can they grow for a lifetime?"

Pei Zhi was still worried.

Yin Yu thought of a way to make him happy: "I touched this hair, it is not like ordinary human hair, it is smooth and flexible, not easy to break, it is a good thing, why don't we use it to weave something together?"

"Hey." Pei Zhi's eyes lit up, and his mood improved, "I can knit a sweater!"

He ran to find sweater needles, found a few hair tails from the ground, and began to knit seriously.

Seeing him tired from standing, Yin Yu held him in her arms and looked down at him weaving.While weaving and weaving, Pei Zhi's lips were bitten and his sight was blocked.He stopped and was hugged and kissed by Yin Yu.

After kissing for an unknown amount of time, Pei Zhi suddenly found that his body could not move.He withdrew his head back, saw their situation clearly, and was startled: "Your Majesty, we are both cocoons."

The two of them were entangled in Yin Yu's hair, only their heads were still exposed.

Pei Zhi couldn't move, but Yin Yu could. He was pleasantly surprised to find that he could control these hairs!

Yin Yu pretended to be afraid: "What should we do? Will we be made into silkworm chrysalis and hung upside down?"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here." Pei Zhi tried to call the system, but this guy lost the chain at a critical moment, and he didn't respond no matter what he said.

I can only rely on myself.He struggled, these hairs were not real hair at all, they looked like silk several times thicker, flexible and smooth, he couldn't get rid of it at all.

As he was trying, he suddenly felt a strand of hair circle around his navel.

He was covered in itchy flesh, and was about to laugh when he saw Yin Yu's expression was tense and his eyes were terrified.He gritted his teeth quickly, holding back a smile.

Yin Yu can't let Yin Yu know that this hair can still draw circles, otherwise Yin Yu will be frightened, what should I do?

Pei Zhi was worried, but he held back his smile and comforted Yin Yu: "Don't be afraid, I'm amazing, I won't let it hurt you, poof—"

Several strands of hair tickled him at the same time, Pei Zhi couldn't help it anymore, put his head on Yin Yu's shoulder and laughed.

He laughed so hard that tears came out, and he lost all strength, and only then did the mischievous hair come out.

Before he could take a breath, he suddenly found that the shoulder he was leaning on turned into hair, and Yin Yu was gone!

The original silkworm chrysalis has turned into a silk wall, and only one of the four walls can walk, and it is still four walls when walking.

It's a maze!A maze of strands of hair!

"Pei Zhi, save me."

Yin Yu's terrified voice reached Pei Zhi's ears, Pei Zhi didn't care to appreciate the maze, and hurriedly walked along the maze in the direction of the sound.

In fact, the maze is not big, and the main hall of Dongnuange does not have much space, but the difficulty of this maze is that the hair wall can still move.

Not only could he move, but he would stretch out a strand of hair from time to time, sometimes tugging at Pei Zhi's ear, sometimes pinching Pei Zhi's face, and even feeding him a piece of peach blossom cake.

Pei Zhi was too busy studying the road, and the resistance harassed his hair from time to time, but he didn't notice the layers of walls piled up behind him.

"Your Majesty, if you make another sound, I will faint."

"Silly goose."

Pei Zhixin thought: I am a little idiot, and you are still a little coward!Shouldn't you rely on him for help?

He hurriedly adjusted the direction according to the sound, and suddenly found a strand of hair on the ground. He thought it was harassing his hair again, so he immediately stomped hard on it.

"Ouch!" Yin Yu was in pain.

"Huh, do you hurt?" Pei Zhi knelt down to look at the lock of hair.

Yin Yu said: "This is my eyebrow, if you follow it, won't you be able to find me?"

"Oh, oh, you're still smart." Pei Zhi picked up his eyebrows and walked along them. After turning around, he saw Yin Yu.

As soon as Yin Yu tugged, Pei Zhi fell into his arms with force.

"Are you injured?" Pei Zhi withdrew from his arms, looked him up and down, made sure he was fine, and then told his grievances, "This thing is still teasing me, touching my face for a while, And touch my butt and butt."

Yin Yu looked at him with complicated eyes.

Seeing that his eyes were wrong, Pei Zhi was taken aback for a moment, and then he was furious, furious: "Do you still think that something can happen to me with a strand of hair?" Why is there a look that suspects him of cheating?

"After all, it touched you." Yin Yu gently brushed Pei Zhi's face with his eyebrows, "Is it touching you like this?" Then he swept Pei Zhi's ears, "Is this still touching you?"

Pei Zhi's ear is an absolute forbidden place, you can't touch it, once you touch it, Pei Zhi's reaction will be great.

He reacted a lot, and Yin Yu seemed to have found ironclad evidence, and angrily scolded: "Look at yourself, a strand of hair can make you like this... Sigh, I can't go on."

Pei Zhi was even more annoyed, and he didn't argue with Yin Yu, and wanted to kick Yin Yu's vitals.

As soon as he lifted his feet, a few strands of hair suddenly stretched out, entangled his hands and feet, and his body was forced to hang in a "big" shape.

"Your Majesty, save me." Pei Zhi exclaimed. After shouting, he realized that Yin Yu was crossing his arms and looking at him playfully.

Pei Zhi: "..." It turns out that this guy is playing tricks, and he can really make a fuss!

"Your Majesty can control these hairs?" Pei Zhi tried to struggle, but failed, and started chatting with Yin Yu, "Your Majesty had a great time playing with me."

It's only been a long time, and Yin Yu is not only not afraid of her crazy hair growth, but even immediately accepts the fact that she can manipulate her hair.Pei Zhi really wants to applaud Yin Yu!

"How many times have you tormented me." Yin Yu sneered, "I have tolerated you for a long time! Whatever I say today, I will teach you a lesson."

Two strands of hair stretched out, poking Pei Zhi's cheeks from left to right.Pei Zhi's mouth was forced to pout. Yin Yu wanted to continue to teach him a cold face, but felt that Pei Zhi's appearance was very cute, so he walked over and kissed him.

"Forget it, since you didn't mean it, I won't use some small punishments on you. Let's get straight to the point."

A few strands of hair stretched out and tore Pei Zhi's clothes in two or three strokes.Pei Zhi was lifted up high, and turned 360 degrees in front of Yin Yu. After Yin Yu finished admiring his body, he slowly began to get down to business.

He picked up the pen, dipped it in some ink, and was about to move when Pei Zhi said quickly, "I can't play with props, I only accept real people!"

"Props?" Yin Yu glanced at the brush in confusion, then suddenly realized, and looked curiously at the place where props could be used.

If Pei Zhi could use his hands, he would definitely slap himself to make you talk faster.

Yin Yu hooked her fingers, and that hair brought Pei Zhi to Yin Yu.Yin Yu picked up a brush and drew a pig's nose on Pei Zhi's face.

"Hahahahahahaha, I've wanted to draw you a pig's nose for a long time! You look exactly like the prince!"

Pei Zhi: "..." The emperor is so innocent.All tied up, just for a picture?

After everything was done, the system quietly recovered, and those hairs disappeared quickly.Pei Zhi was angry with Yin Yu and went out to wander around by himself, but still unknowingly walked behind Pei Yi.

Alas, working hard, still thinking about the task assigned by Yin Yu.

He accompanied Pei Yi to the small alley last time, this time there were still people blocking the road, but several people blocked Xu Wangbei.Xu Wangbei was pressed against the wall to give a lecture, and Xu Wangbei, who was cowardly when there were too many people, lowered his eyebrows and looked down, and dared not say a word.

Pei Yi glanced at it, turned around and left.

The companion who was with Pei Yi couldn't stand it any longer, and pulled Pei Yi: "Although Xu Wangbei hates him very much, he is your classmate after all, should we let him be bullied?"

Pei Yi calmly became a little ruthless, and he said: "You are a sick person, and I have no power to restrain the chicken. You and I may not be the opponents of those people together. Why rush to die. It's better to go back and call someone. "

"It takes a lot of time to go back and forth, what should I do if he is beaten?"

Pei Yi kept walking: "It's his life to kill the disabled."

Pei Zhi was furious looking at it, this cold-blooded thing!Didn't it mean that Pei Yi pressed Xu Wangbei to the ground and rubbed him?Xu Wangbei didn't look like the one chasing people either.

Why looking at it now, it is Pei Yi who has no interest in Xu Wangbei, and it is Xu Wangbei who is pestering Pei Yi?

Pei Zhi didn't bother to follow, he ran to the restaurant to have a big meal, and he couldn't go downstairs until he leaned against the wall.The system suddenly said: "Pei is also in danger."

He put an alarm mine on Pei Yi, and it would work.He asked clearly where Pei Yi was, and it was only two alleys away from him, and immediately passed by on a small motor.

But it was still too late, Pei Yi was beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face.Just as Pei Zhi was about to save someone, Xu Wangbei rushed out from nowhere, raised a big stick, rushed over with a roar, and beat him up.

He is an ignorant dude, how can he be an opponent of five or six people, and only one more person will be beaten when he rushes over.

He is physically strong, unlike Pei Yi who seems to fall down with a blow, these people beat him even more mercilessly, kicking him on the head several times.

"Run!" Xu Wangbei shouted at Pei Yi.In order to create opportunities for Pei Yi to escape, he stopped covering his head and let his fists and feet fall on his head. He freed his hands to hug the person who had been beating Pei Yi tightly.

Pei Yi stood up and looked at Xu Wangbei blankly.

"Let's go." Xu Wangbei thought he was stupid, and shouted hoarsely.

Pei Yi raised his eyes suddenly, as if he had just recovered his lost soul.He squatted down, picked up the wooden stick that Xu Wangbei brought, and swung it hard at the opponent's head.

He is different from Xu Wangbei.Xu Wangbei bluffed on the outside, but he didn't hit people that hard. Pei Yi was different, he didn't think about whether this stick would kill people.

He was so ruthless, on the contrary, he frightened those few people, said a few cruel words, and ran away quickly.Not being able to kill anyone is the bottom line for these officials' children.

Pei Yi walked up to Xu Wangbei and didn't look at him, as if it was a waste to give him a look, he said disdainfully: "Didn't you say you kill people without blinking an eye?" Sneered, and left.

Xu Wangbei struggled to get up from the ground, looked at the bloody stick, and clenched his fists hard.