The three thousand in the harem are all me

When Yin Yu came back, Pei Zhi was drawing his eyebrows with shaking hands.As soon as he saw Pei Zhi woke up, he turned his head and was about to leave, but Pei Zhi stopped him with a thunderbolt.

"Damn slave, why did you tell me that you were still asleep, they must be assassins? I have to deal with them first!" Yin Yu immediately tried to divert Pei Zhi's attention.

Pei Zhi smiled and took a futon, threw it in front of Yin Yu, took a dagger and a whetstone, sat down, and sharpened it one by one.

Yin Yu's brows twitched when he heard the piercing sound.Because Yin Yu is used to being ruthless, it's rare to have someone he likes like Pei Zhi, so be careful.Because it hurts so much, I feel a little scared in my heart.

Afraid of losing Pei Zhi.

So it's bound to be a little awkward.

In Yin Yu's eyes, Pei Zhi can do anything to him.When Pei Zhi got stronger, he gave up.

Without saying a word, Pei Zhi sharpened the knife for an hour, until Yin Yu wished he could move, so he hurriedly went to kneel on the washboard.

"I know I was wrong, what compensation do you want, besides shaving my hair?" Yin Yu could move her facial features, begging with a bitter face, "I can't be bald, all civil and military officials in the previous dynasty stared at me, I can't afford to lose this man .”

Still silent, Pei Zhi sharpened the knife and put it directly on his neck.Yin Yu became anxious in an instant: "Careful, I just plucked a few hairs of yours, why don't you think about it? You come to me, give it to me, let's shave it!"

"You asked me to shave this?" Pei Zhi put the knife on his Adam's apple.

Yin Yu was so anxious that beads of sweat broke out on his brow: "I said so!"

Pei Zhi leaned over and shaved his hair.He also muttered dissatisfiedly: "What kind of fairy are you? Do you have a lot of hair on your body? I only shaved a few hairs on you. Are you going to force me to die?"

Pei Zhi ignored him, and seriously shaved his hair and eyebrows.

"Changing into a real body for me to take a look at?"

After Pei Zhi finished shaving, he wiped the knife on Yin Yu's body, wiped off the broken hair, and glared at him: "I changed my body, so you can find a chance to shave off all the hair on my body?"

Yin Yu was poked at the center, and tried to avoid the topic of the past with a laugh, but when he saw Pei Zhi holding a pair of finger-long scissors, he could no longer calm down.

"What is this thing, where are you stretching it? Ahhh, don't get close to my nostrils!"

Pei Zhi looked at him coldly: "I have to kneel down to thank Your Majesty for not killing the minister's nose hair. But I am cruel and merciless, so I will help Your Majesty shave all the nose hair."

Seeing that the scissors were about to get closer, Yin Yu became anxious, and suddenly felt that the strength of the whole body suppressing him disappeared.He quickly snatched Pei Zhi's scissors with one hand, and wrapped his arms around Pei Zhi's waist with the other, lifting him horizontally and pushing him down on the bed.

Yin Yu didn't talk nonsense, and directly blocked Pei Zhi's lips, calming down his weakness and anger, and then helped him up, and began to talk properly.

"I'm sorry for you this time, and I promise you whatever compensation you want."

Pei Zhi nestled in his arms and thought for a while: "I'll forgive you this time, and don't shave my hair again next time."

"No conditions at all?"

"What's there to mention. Even if you did nothing wrong, can I ask you what you want, and you can't give it?"

Yin Yu smiled and nodded, Pei Zhihuo clearly understood, this is very good.

"Two days ago, the Ministry of Rites sent me a few answer sheets for the examination, so that I can determine the top three." Yin Yu took out one of them and showed it to Pei Zhi, "Your elder brother Pei Yi is among them."

Perhaps because of the same name, Pei Zhi has a higher degree of recognition of the queen's identity, and treats Pei Yi more affectionately.Pei Yi is also a powerful character, and Pei Zhi still regards him as a big brother in his heart.

Pei Zhi flipped through Pei Zhi's answer sheet, although he didn't quite understand it, but just by looking at the flamboyant handwriting, he knew that there was not much difference.

"How did he answer?"

"Pei is also the number one scholar."

Pei Zhi was happy for Pei Yi, and before he could applaud, he heard Yin Yu say: "I'm thinking about giving him a chance."

"You can't take away the number one scholar just because he is good-looking!" Pei Zhi said angrily, "Your Majesty must do things fairly."

Yin Yu didn't take it seriously: "He is so powerful, whether he is the No. [-] scholar or Tanhua, it will not affect his future career."

Pei questioned puzzled: "Why does His Majesty want to suppress someone like Pei Yi, and let someone like Xu Wangbei who has no ability at all be placed in a high position instead?"

Yan Qingcheng is such a formidable and loyal person, once Xu Wangbei came, he had to take a back seat.

Yin Yu smiled mysteriously: "You, after all, you only know how to eat and drink. I rule over the officials, not because whoever has the greatest ability, I want to use whoever I want, and I want to give high-ranking officials and rich salary to whoever."

Pei Zhi looked at him sideways, thirsty for knowledge.

"People with great ability are generally too arrogant, and Pei Yi is a ruthless and rude person. When I suppress him, I also help him change his bad temper and help him."

Yin Yu continued: "The Xu family is very powerful. If Xu Wangbei is no longer promising, he will still rely on Feng Yin to enter the imperial court. Why don't you put him next to me and watch him make no mistakes? Let him suppress Yan Qingcheng. Hello Yan Qingcheng. Xu Wangbei may not have deep thoughts, but the Xu family will not let Xu Wangbei be suppressed by a concubine of a fourth-rank official. If Yan Qingcheng does not let go of the command, he will soon be forced to even become a guard It’s gone. In fact, he is also very good as the deputy commander, but it’s not nice to say it, but the power is still in his hands.”

Pei Zhi looked adoring: "You actually figured out so many things. I can't think of anything."

"In the future, you will learn more from me. How about I rule the human world and you rule the demon world?"

Pei Zhixin said, for the traversers, he was the worst failure.I didn't do the task well, and I even got myself involved.Others are leveling up to fight monsters and abuse Bailian. He only eats, drinks and has fun here. Hearing Yin Yu say a few words casually, he feels that he is amazing.

He suddenly found himself a failure here.

"It's fine to unify the demon world. Your Majesty can give me a job, and I promise to finish it."

Seeing him clenched his fists full of fighting spirit, Yin Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief.He planned everything and said so many things just to divert Pei Zhi's thoughts away from him.

He patted Pei Yi's answer sheet and said, "I really have something to do. I can ask you, a little monster with boundless magic power, to help me."

"Say!"

"Back then, I wanted Pei Yi to be a Tanhua, but before the palace examination, his pretty face was beaten into a pig's head. No matter what I did, I couldn't let him be a Tanhua, so I didn't suppress him at all, and let him be. No. [-] scholar. You also knew later that Pei Yi became a censor, and he was rude to everyone and offended many people. If he is suppressed this time, do you think he will restrain himself in the future and be less proud? ?”

Pei Zhi nodded, it made sense, he was willing to help: "I'll protect him."

Yin Yu agreed, and Pei Zhi happily went out.

As soon as Pei Zhi left, Yin Yu's expression darkened, and he asked Yue Jing, "Are you all ready?"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, the slaves are looking for clean craftsmen. They have been digging under the Kunning Palace for several days, and no one knows."

"Very well, you let go and arrange."

Sunset, alley.

Pei Zhi hid himself and secretly followed Pei Yi to the avenue. Beside Pei Yi was an extremely noisy Xu Wangbei.This guy is only eighteen, and he still looks ignorant, while walking, scolding Pei should not swallow his anger in the school.

Pei Yi looked cold, without squinting, as if the person beside him didn't exist.

As he was walking, suddenly a few people jumped out from the front door. Although they were dressed as scholars, they all held wooden sticks in their hands and looked at the air.

"Hey, who do I think is walking this way? It turns out to be the two eldest sons! By the way, I heard that you just came out of the examination room two days ago, Mr. Pei. With your ability, will you have to be called tomorrow?" You are 'Lord Pei'."

"Brother Gu, you're flattering him too much. He's just a Pei dog. Their family, old and young, all made their fortunes by writing flattering poems. If it's not a dog, what is it? And Xu Wangbei is just a barking dog!"

Both Pei Yi and Xu Wangbei's faces were ugly.

It's time to fight!Pei Zhi immediately called out to the system nervously, "I'll call after a while, and you will throw mines to stop them."

"it is good."

They were nervous, but Xu Wangbei rushed over directly, swearing non-stop at this group of people.

Hearing this, Pei Zhi wanted to stretch out his hand to push Xu Wangbei, but this fellow kept repeating that he was "the master who kills without batting an eye", but he only stretched his neck forward, and his body remained where he was.

Xu Wangbei yelled at those people, and when he was scolding vigorously, he turned around and found that Pei Yi had left without knowing when, his heart trembled, and his voice dropped several times.

If he's on the order, he will only get beaten if he does it later.

As soon as he counseled, the other party's momentum instantly rose, pointing his finger at his head and cursing.He only dared to talk, but didn't dare to move.

Pei Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, and was about to help, when he caught sight of the end of the alley out of the corner of his eye, Pei Yi brought several people over.

He silently shut up.

Xu Wangbei, who was nodding his head and scolding him for not daring to move a moment ago, saw Pei Yi approaching, immediately jumped up and slapped the opponent's hand away, and roared: "Come on, come on, fight if you don't agree."

Pei Zhi threw a thunderbolt on Pei Yi as an alarm, then turned around silently and left, Ma De, also brother, why is there such a big gap!

Back in the palace, Yin Yu was still dealing with political affairs in Dongnuange. He felt sorry for Yin Yu and decided to cook for himself.Just as the first dish was cooked, Yin Yu came over suddenly.

"A foreign envoy is coming, draw an eyebrow for me."

Pei Zhi drew a thinner charcoal fire from the stove, let it cool down, and drew for Yin Yu with shaking hands.

"Don't shake your hands, draw better!"

"I'm painting for myself today, it's the first time the big girl got on the sedan chair, you expect me to be able to paint well?"

Yin Yu answered immediately: "So it's the first time for a big girl to enter the bridal chamber for me?"

"...that's a lot to talk about."

The two drew each other's eyebrows.Hearing the howling wind outside, Pei Zhi closed the window, frowned and said, "Why is it suddenly windy?"

"Yeah, the sky is going to change in this palace."

Pei Zhi felt that something was wrong with Yin Yu's expression when he said this, so he reached out to touch his head, and said with a smile, "Is your head cold?"

"It's a bit cold."

Pei Zhi looked at the two thick and black eyebrows on Yin Yu's face, which was very funny.After all, he still felt distressed, and he didn't want Yin Yu to see people like this.

"Your Majesty, I'll show you my spells!" Pei Zhi discussed with the system to use mines to restore Yin Yu's hair and eyebrows.

Yin Yu looked at him expectantly.

Pei Zhi was full of confidence.

Suddenly, the system yelled: "I smashed it wrong, this time I should smash a mine, but I turned into a grenade."

"It's okay." Pei Zhiyoulei, a rich man, is willing to give Yin Yu as much as he wants.

"Something happened!" The system cried, "There's something big!"