Daily News: My 3D Zone Goddess Conquest Log

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In the blink of an eye, young Li Pu found himself transformed into "ingredients" in the kitchen of another world—bound hand and foot, with human legs hanging on the chopping board next door, and a massive female butcher wielding a steel wool ball, her laughter chilling.
Good news: There's a cheat code! And Tifa is tied to it too!
Bad news: The intelligence we gathered on the first day was a bit outrageous...
[White Message: You can have an in-depth discussion with Chef Meat Mountain about the principles of "being a person."]
Li Pu: "This is fucking..."
[A Scandalous Secret: To keep the "ingredients" happy during cooking, the kitchen keeps a supply of animal-grade aphrodisiacs that can neutralize Tifa's powerful anesthesia...]
Looking at Jerusalem, her white vest cut open and her panting heavily, Li Pu thought that this intelligence... might not be unusable after all?
Thus, armed with absurd intelligence, he began to struggle for survival in a terrifying world where flesh and blood were distorted and evil gods were rampant!
His survival strategy is simple: use the most outrageous moves to win over the wildest goddesses!
Tifa's afraid of ghosts? Got it! Let's show her what a kaleidoscope of ghost stories looks like!
The White Queen and Chun-Li are protecting their own? It's simple! I'll just become the calf!
Black Lily and Ada Wong approached me to kill me? A love offensive! I knew all along that my beloved concubine was a fox spirit in disguise!
Mai Shiranui, 2B, Mercy, Tracer, Gladiator Eve...