The three thousand in the harem are all me

Viruses around?

Pei Zhi sat up straight, and Yin Yu also sat up, wondering: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Pei Zhi pushed him back on the bed, with an unfathomable expression on his face, "There is a demonic aura, I'll get rid of the demon, my dear, you will be sad, I will not accompany you."

Yin Yu refused: "I will remove the demon with you."

It's useless to take Yin Yu there, Yin Yu doesn't know what a virus is?Pei Zhi reached out and touched his eyebrows, not allowing him to get up, and threatened viciously: "If you move again, I will sleep with you now."

Yin Yu: "..." Lie flat on your back, don't move!

Pei Zhi got out of bed, walked around the room first, and asked the system: "Where is it?"

It took the system a long time to answer him, with a slightly shy voice: "On me, on me?"

"You still have a body?" Pei Zhi picked out his ears, did he hear wrong?

"He attacked me, and now he has completely attached to me and controlled me." 000 said, "But I haven't lost my sense of autonomy yet."

Pei Zhi said, "Then ask him, has he received the two landmines we gave him? Will he be able to make friends if he receives them?"

000 paused for a while, then said again: "It said too little, I hope we offer him a mine every day."

"Who does it think it is? It's talking like an emperor. Is it easy to get landmines? It's all hard-earned money, and it's all the love and praise of the people of the whole country!" Pei Zhi was annoyed, and said angrily, "Follow it Bargain, one a month."

"It refused and attacked me." 000 wailed, "My God, it fired countless codes at me, and it is attacking me."

Pei Zhu let out a "cough" and reminded it: "Don't use idioms indiscriminately in your system. If we can't please, let's blow it up, use landmines, and blow it up to half death. Remember, save it's life, give it to us work."

"Okay, I'll fry it."

Pei Zhi waited patiently, took out a plate of dim sum from under the table, and ate it slowly.Yin Yu turned her head and said in distaste: "Have you learned how to hide food? You also get rid of demons. Are you a monster yourself, or a fat monster?" Isn't this a pig spirit?

Yin Yu bit her lip and thought, what else is a monster that is as lazy as a pig, is it a panda spirit?

"Anyway, you just dislike me for being fat." Pei Zhi glanced at him, "You are already like this, and you still have the face to dislike me?"

Yin Yu was hurt by being poked, so she followed him to cover her face with a quilt and continued to feel sad secretly.

"I blew up nine mines, and it's still intact."

"Fry it again."

"No, there's only one mine left. Readers will give it to me by name." 000 suddenly shy, "That virus is so powerful. He also sent me a string of codes, I think he likes me."

Pei Zhi was helpless: "I told you to blow him up, not for you to fall in love. Your system, tell a virus whether you like it or not. Are you tired of living?"

说着话，裴质脑海里闪过一串代码：2B2B2B2B2B2B2B2B。

"Look, my nickname is 00, and he texts me 'Love 00'."

Pei Zhi: "..."

After being silent for a while, Pei Zhi decided to abandon the mentally handicapped system in his home. He asked, "Can I talk to that virus directly?"

"Needs a bazooka to activate."

"I remember saving a few."

"Language switching has been turned on and turned on successfully."

Pei Zhi's mind went "thrilling", and he tried to ask, "Hey, that virus, can you hear me?"

no answer.

000 said: "He left."

Pei Zhi was very disappointed, he couldn't bear Yin Yu to be sad again, but all three roads were blocked.

He went back to the bed, saw Yin Yu with his head covered, sighed, and persuaded softly: "Your Majesty, don't be sad, I will find a way to cure you. Even if I can't cure you, I won't despise you. Be good, no crying."

The people in the bed didn't move at all.

Pei Zhi lifted the quilt worriedly, and found that this guy was no longer sad, with his head tilted, mouth open, sleeping soundly like a pig!

He hated to put the quilt on, let's go to sleep, a big heart is also a blessing.

Regarding the matter of Yin Yu's life experience, although Pei Zhi was arguing with others in the court, it was because someone deliberately wanted to seize the throne, and it could not be resolved by Yin Yu killing someone and Pei Zhi arguing a few words.

After the court debate, someone began to instigate the ministers to investigate the cause of Concubine Yu's death, and also gave the so-called evidence that Concubine Yu did not commit suicide.

Pei Zhi was very angry, why can't people live a peaceful life?If this matter happened to Xiao Yinyu, Xiao Yinyu would have to play the ministers to death one by one.In the hands of Da Yin Yu, it naturally didn't go well, and Yin Yu was really annoyed, so he pulled them out and chopped them all.

According to Yin Yu's recollection, when he encountered this incident, he killed a few people to suppress it.

Pei Zhi pondered that it might be unlikely that the matter could be suppressed just by killing a few people.Perhaps among the people Yin Yu killed, there happened to be the person behind the scene leading this farce, so the matter could be calmed down so quickly.

But he asked Yin Yu who killed them, did they deliberately pick a few people to kill, or just killed a few people randomly, can you write the list to him?

Yin Yu looked at him warily: "Who are you? You are the queen, and I am the emperor. If you have nothing to do, you can just eat, drink and have fun. The whole world is for you to play with, so what else do you care about?"

"I'm not here for you." Pei Zhi punched him in the lower abdomen, "How many assassins have we met since we got married? How many knives are hidden in your palace and court. Why don't you use this incident as an excuse?" Opportunity, thoroughly find out all those who covet your throne, and get rid of them all, and we will go back in the future, won't the 'you' who stay here have a better life?"

Yin Yu clutched her stomach and wailed, "You knocked out my prince."

After Pei Zhi felt that he couldn't do it there, he became unreasonable, kicked him, and left by himself.As soon as he left, Yin Yu immediately sat up, restrained his unruly expression, called Yan Qingcheng in, and told him to do something.

Yan Qingcheng was shocked: "Your Majesty, how could anyone pour dirty water on himself?"

"Splash it." Some people don't take the initiative to deliver the hidden knives to your door, and you don't know when they will take out the knife and give you a knife.

Yin Yu looked at the magnolia tree outside the window and sneered. Pei Zhi worried that he was in his early twenties, and it would be difficult for him to live alone.He wasn't afraid of this, but the empress reminded him that if he wore it back this time, he would be able to clean up all the unruly people in the palace and court.Then when the queen marries him again, there will be no danger.

But this matter is too dirty, Pei Zhi doesn't have to touch it.

Pei Zhi, who was angered by Yin Yu, wandered into Concubine Yu's palace.The plaque has been removed here now, and it has been abandoned for several years, and the inside is also overgrown with weeds.

Pei Zhi still went to look for the tree on the top of the wall he climbed over, but he couldn't find it after searching around.He was looking for it when he suddenly heard the sound of chaotic footsteps.In a panic, he hid behind a big rock.Fortunately, it was getting dark at that time, and several people were talking in front of the door, but they didn't find him.

"Is it safe to send people here?"

"Safe, this palace is where the emperor's adoptive mother lives. It has been abandoned for a long time. Usually, even cats and dogs don't run into it. These two children will hide here for two days, and wait for a few days to mess up before thinking about it." Way to get them out."

"Come on, I'll carry you two over here. The incident happened in a hurry, and I won't have time to bring you food in the future. There is a well in it, and you can fetch water for yourself when you are thirsty. You must hide after entering, and you are not allowed to come out unless you hear any sound. Call our password, that is the person who will bring you dry food."

Pei Zhi answered "Got it" in an immature voice.

"Eldest son, second son, repeat the password again, the password is 'leek bun pimple soup', remember?"

"Ah."

Pei Zhi heard two landing sounds, probably the little ones were thrown over.The people outside are still discussing, saying that one person should stay here to watch the night first, just in case, and the rest have left.

The man kept wandering around the palace, Pei Zhi couldn't get in.After thinking for a while, he walked out voluntarily, the man saw that it was a palace servant alone, so he became malicious, drew his dagger and was about to stab him.

"My own!" Pei Zhi shouted anxiously.

Although the man didn't believe it right away, he didn't stab him after all, he stopped his hands and looked at Pei Zhi warily.It's okay if he doesn't look at it, but when he looks at it, Pei Zhi said.Pei Zhi used hypnotism to control him, made him kneel on the ground, stepped on his back and climbed up the wall.

Pei Zhi breathed a sigh of relief on the top of the wall, and said to the people below: "Hold on, wait until I come out."

He climbed over the wall, ignored the two little ones, went straight to Concubine Yu's bedroom, and searched for Concubine Yu's notebook.He remembered that in Concubine Yu's notebook, it was written that Concubine Yu had the idea of ​​suicide because of her grief.As long as he took this booklet, he could prove that Yin Yu did not kill Concubine Yu.

Although it is recorded in the brochure that Concubine Yu committed suicide in grief because Yin Yu did not respect her as empress dowager, but the pamphlet also records various matters about Concubine Yu's abuse of little Yin Yu.

This booklet can not only prove that Yin Yu did not kill Concubine Yu, but also prove that Concubine Yu is not Yin Yu's biological mother. In this way, Concubine Yu's private past will not implicate Yin Yu.

He entered the bedroom, threw himself directly on the dressing table, and with the faint light of the night pearl in his arms, he rummaged through the brochure.He originally wanted to go back and hand it directly to Yin Yu, but he accidentally opened the booklet and took a look.

Seeing this, he was stunned.

He flipped through the last few pages of the top booklet, which clearly stated that Yin Yu had been persecuting and abusing Concubine Yu, because Concubine Yu was looking for an eminent monk and killed the person who loved him the most—Pei Zhi .

"How is it possible?" Pei Zhi muttered in a low voice.He has successfully passed back from Concubine Yu's life, and now that Concubine Yu is dead, why does it say that he was killed by Concubine Yu?

Would he still wear it back and be killed by Concubine Yu?

He continued to look down. After Concubine Yu killed him, Yin Yu held a grudge, ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor but refused to recognize her identity as adoptive mother, and even urged the ministers to reveal her affair with others, saying that her virtue was tainted , not worthy of the empress dowager's position, she was only given the title of Concubine Yu.That's all, and she repeatedly found someone to humiliate her and killed the person she loved the most.She was sad and fell ill on the bed, but Yin Yu refused to let the imperial doctor heal her. She was tortured by the illness so that she could not live without death, so she swallowed a piece of gold and killed herself.

In other words, even if it wasn't Yin Yu's hands in the end, the death of Concubine Yu was also caused by Yin Yu.

Even if Concubine Yu is not Yin Yu's biological mother, or even her adoptive mother, but Concubine Yu is Yin Yu's elder after all, Yin Yu will definitely be accused of doing this, and will never get rid of it for the rest of her life. stain.

Pei Zhi can't stand others criticizing the one he loves, even pointing at him.

Flipping forward, there is no part about Concubine Yu abusing Little Yin Yu recorded in the booklet, only Concubine Yu’s resentment is full, resenting the late emperor for not pampering her, not giving her another prince, and resenting Little Yin Yu for having a natural talent Flaws, not being close to her, and even resenting her relatives, they all sided with Xiao Yinyu.

Pei Zhi looked at it and sneered.

"System, use a mine to exchange for the skill of imitating handwriting, and then use a mine to exchange for the elimination skill."

"Successful exchange."

Pei Zhi took a deep breath, put the Ye Mingzhu on the table, and with the light of the Ye Ming Pearl, erased the content that should not exist in the notebook.He picked up the pen and put it down again, not knowing what to write.

He thought about it, and wrote down the contents he had read one by one.

Although the previous content also stated that Yin Yu did not respect Concubine Yu as the empress dowager, which caused Concubine Yu to commit suicide, but there was also content that Concubine Yu abused little Yin Yu. Anyone who read it would know that it was Concubine Yu There are mistakes first.As long as Concubine Yu does not have the status of Xiao Yinyu's adoptive mother, there are reasons for Xiao Yinyu not to regard her as empress dowager.

He hesitated, and in the previous booklet, he also wrote about how little Yin Yu forgot about Concubine Yu several times.On the one hand, this also made Concubine Yu's abuse of little Yin Yu a reason and more credible.Secondly, because he didn't know much, he simply recorded it truthfully.Anyway, Yin Yu has been on the throne for many years and has never suffered from illness, so this is nothing.

But the face-blind part was right in the middle of a booklet, and he didn't change it.He couldn't grasp what Yin Yu's prosopagnosia was all about.If little Yin Yu's face blindness was cured by him with nutrient solution, then why did Yin Yu become face blind again when he grew up?

Simply don't modify it here, and take it back for Yin Yu to study.If you don't want people to see it, it doesn't matter if you tear up these few pages.

After changing it, he let out a long sigh of relief.Thinking about it, I feel ridiculous again.When I saw this booklet for the first time, I really thought it was a notebook written by Concubine Yu, but now it seems that the content on it was written by him.

This is an endless loop. He has seen the above content, remembered it, traveled over, picked up a pen and changed the content to what he had seen.So the above content was written by him, and when he, the queen, flips it in, what he sees is the content he rewritten, remember, and then...

"System, there is something wrong with the world I'm in."

000 lazily said: "When has Jinjiang's system ever been satisfactory?"

In a word, Pei Zhi suppressed everything he wanted to say.

Pei Zhi put the booklet in his arms and was about to leave when he suddenly heard movement behind him.He trembled in fright, thinking that the ghost of Concubine Yu hated him for changing the notebook and came to trouble him, so he turned around abruptly: "Hey! I am a Taoist priest with boundless magic power, retreat quickly."

"He, he is a Taoist priest." A childish voice sounded.

Pei Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and sent Ye Mingzhu forward, and saw two little dolls sitting side by side on the bed.These are two little boys, the older one looks about seven or eight years old, and the younger one is only four or five years old.They were dressed in the clothes of little eunuchs, and judging by their color, they looked like the most inferior coolie slaves.

The older boy quickly covered the mouth of the younger one, blinked at Pei Zhi, and hoped that Pei Zhi didn't see them.

Pei Zhi couldn't stop laughing, walked over, saw that they were about to flee, and said with a smile, "Leek and steamed stuffed bun soup."

"It turned out to be one of our own." The older child stood up, clasped his fists first, and said, "Are you here to deliver food to us?"

cutie!

Pei Zhi dug out a few privately hidden snacks from his pocket, gave them to the two little guys, and asked casually, "Why did you hide you here?"

"Because if the king is going to rebel, there will be chaos in the palace, so we need to be rescued first. But the gate of the palace is too strict, so let us hide here first." The older child said seriously.

The smaller doll stomped anxiously: "Brother, brother, you can't shrink even how many people you send."

"What are you afraid of? He looks good. He must be a good man."

Pei Zhi nodded: "Yes, yes, I'm a good person." Gritting his teeth, Pei Zhi took out the incomparably precious candy he had privately hidden, distributed it among the two children, knelt down and asked, "How do you know that King Ru is going to rebel?" , who told you?"

Both children shook their heads.

Pei Zhi tried to use hypnosis to ask, but he didn't get an answer.These two little dolls know that the king is going to rebel, which is already great. It is estimated that no matter how deep the content is, the adults will not tell them.

After hypnotizing them, Pei Zhi wanted to leave.The older child grabbed Pei Zhi's skirt and asked, "You're so pretty, what's your name?"

"My name is Queen."

"Huang Hou?" The older child shook his head, "This name doesn't match your pretty face."

Pei Zhi was amused: "Little one, do you know what looks good? What's your name?"

"can not say."

"Then I'll get one for you." Pei Zhi would not let a child miss it when he was playing.Since the little guy disliked his ugly name, he gave the little guy an ugly name. His son, His Royal Highness, is a pink pig. This kid has such a fleshy face, like a little pig. "You are called Red Pig .”

"Hong Zhu?" The child nodded, "Good name."

Pei Zhi was surprised: "Okay?"

The little guy smiled: "The names chosen by beauties are all good names."

"At such a young age, what beauty is not beautiful?" Pei Zhi reprimanded him.

The little guy was not annoyed, and smiled: "My mother said that you should be happy. Some people are kind-hearted and good people, so you can get along with them comfortably and happily. Some people are good-looking, and they are also good people, because they are big people. A beauty is pleasing to the eye. No matter who you are, you must find out that he is good, so that you can be happy. Your goodness is that you are beautiful."

Pei Zhi looked at the two children wearing the clothes of the lowest palace people, with smiles on their faces, and couldn't help admiring this mother.

To meet is to be destined, and it is rare to be two lovely children.Thinking of the unrest outside, he replaced the system with a telephony microphone for the two children.

"If you are in danger, shout at this stone, and I will jump out to save you."

The little baby believed it, and although the older child had hesitation on his face, he still nodded happily and put the stone away carefully.

When Pei Zhi left, the moment he opened the door, he suddenly turned around: "The name I gave you just now was 'Hongzhu'?"

"Yes."

Pei Zhi suddenly remembered that in the Imperial Garden that day, Chu Menting said to him: "Madam, my minister's nickname is Hong Zhu."

He turned around, looked at the two children with complicated eyes, sighed, and took the two children away.

After the two children were settled, Pei Zhi returned to the bedroom, and Yin Yu had already rested.As expected, the relationship between the old couple and old wives faded, and Yin Yu dared to sleep without waiting for him?Pei Zhi walked over angrily, climbed onto the bed, and put his hands on Yin Yu's body.He was about to reach out to pinch Yin Yu's nose when the servant suddenly opened his eyes, paled in shock, and kicked him off the bed.

Pei Zhi supported his waist and got up from the ground, thinking that Yin Yu would apologize.Unexpectedly, Yin Yu pulled the quilt to cover herself, and angrily accused him: "You don't want to take advantage of my unpreparedness to launch a sneak attack."

"What did I sneak up on you?"

"You think I don't know your little thoughts, you have wanted to fuck me for a long time. But I tell you, I am the Lord of the world, the real dragon emperor, you monsters have to stand back when you see me, you rest and suppress me. "

In the past few days, Yin Yu was very afraid of being coerced. He knew Pei Zhi's methods. Although his force was weak, aside from spells, Pei Zhi knew how to use poison, and his words could make people fall asleep.He was afraid that he would not be able to protect himself, and he was not willing to take Pei's quality seriously, so he could only speak tough and kept repeating that he was the emperor.

In his opinion, he is the emperor, which means he can protect himself.

Pei Zhi was annoyed to death by what he said, usually thinking that Yin Yu was in pain, so he endured it.I couldn't take it anymore, quietly took out a washboard from under the bed, Pei Zhi smiled softly: "Your Majesty really thinks too much, I have no interest in what's behind you, I just went out to find The big monster, I have asked for a magic weapon for you to cure your problems."

"What magic weapon?" Yin Yu had never seen a washboard before, picked it up and thought about it carefully, pointing to the grooves and asked, "Is this for writing?"

Pei Zhi snorted with his nose and smiled softly, "This is for kneeling."

"kneel?"

"Yes, this is a magic weapon capable of psychic communication. Your majesty kneels on it, and sincerity can move the immortals in the sky. When the immortals descend to the earth, your majesty can ask the immortals to help you cure that problem."

Yin Yu hesitated while touching the washboard. Even the genius doctor Pei Zhi couldn't cure his ailment, so maybe he could only ask the immortals in the sky.He believes in immortals extremely, and he once asked for immortals from Mrs. Feng.

"I kneel." Yin Yu put the washboard in the place where the moonlight shines, washed her face and washed her hands, changed her clothes and scented the fragrance, and after tidying up, she sincerely knelt down on the washboard.

Pei Zhi got under the quilt and told him caringly: "Your Majesty, what an immortal looks for is sincerity. If you can't ask an immortal, don't get up."

"it is good."

Pei Zhi lay down, and casually got off the bed to search for pastries he had hidden.After eating two yuan, Yin Yu stood up.

"I don't think it's quite right. This thing looks like old wood, and it smells bad. Could it be that you were deceived..."

Yin Yu was about to say something, when Pei Zhi suddenly yelled, "Kneel down."

Yin Yu's knees softened, and she knelt down again.

Pei Zhi sat up cross-legged and said angrily, "I've endured you for a long time. To tell you the truth, this thing is called 'fear of the queen'. I invented it. It makes you kneel all night."

"Queen Pa." Yin Yu rubbed her nose, but she didn't dare to get up when she thought about it, she knelt upright, but she had no choice but to find some face for herself and came back: "A good name, maybe it can really be sincere."