The three thousand in the harem are all me

Yin Yu was sullen and kept staring at the knife.Pei Zhi was afraid that he would be overwhelmed and turned himself into Eunuch Yin, so he comforted him and said, "It's okay, you're short and I'm not short, and I'll be fine if I'm on top."

Yin Yu glanced at Pei Zhi in panic, then got up suddenly, stuffed Pei Zhi into the quilt, rolled it up, locked him in the quilt and couldn't move, and then he lay down in peace.

Your Majesty will never be suppressed!

"Your Majesty, why are you tying me up?" Pei Zhi was still talking, "You may be doing this because of too much mental pressure, why don't you indulge yourself once and let me serve you, maybe it will be all right."

Pei Zhi smiled slightly: "Actually, I have wanted to serve you for a long time. You see, you do it all night every time. It's too hard. I feel sorry for you."

Yin Yu took off her socks and dangled in front of his eyes: "If you say one more word, I will put it in your mouth."

There was a quarter of silence.Pei Zhi couldn't help it again: "Your Majesty, are you asleep? Well, are you asleep?"

No one paid any attention to him, Pei Zhi was still chattering: "Did you really sleep? I really admire you, you've already ejaculated, yet you can still fall asleep."

Yin Yu opened his eyes unbearably, pushed the quilt away, and scratched Pei Zhi's body for a while. Pei Zhi was forced to smile for a long time, and the smiling face was almost not his own, so Yin Yu let him go.He was exhausted, lying on the bed panting heavily.

"Can you sleep?" Yin Yu asked.

Pei Zhi shut up obediently.

In the early morning of the second day, Yin Yu couldn't resist, so Pei Zhi forcibly pulled her over.Pei Zhi was still pretending to be a palace servant, and it was drizzling, and he held an umbrella for Yin Yu.

"This morning, there will definitely be people who will participate in your life experience. If so, Your Majesty must not directly yell and kill." Pei Zhi advised, "You can learn from Your Highness, who has black ink hidden in your belly, who you hate , never spray ink directly, turn the ink into knives behind the scenes, and then dispose of them one by one. In this way, you will not only get rid of the hatred in your heart, but also won’t fall into the tongue.”

Yin Yu was not convinced: "That's all left over from my play."

"Then why doesn't Your Majesty continue playing?"

"When you can't lift the knife, you naturally have to play with your mind." Yin Yu said contemptuously, "But when the knife is already in your hand, who you want to kill is just a matter of raising your hand, and you still have to play with your mind? A joke. "

Pei Zhi sighed, so this is why the scumbag emperor is getting more and more retarded?He leaned over and persuaded in a low voice: "Promise me, it's better not to be angry. Come on, I will reward you with a kiss, and I will be happy this morning."

After all, he stepped up to kiss Yin Yu's cheek.

Yin Yu took a step back to avoid it, and deliberately warned him with a stern face: "Until I recover, stay away from me. I am the emperor above ten thousand people, and you are the queen under one person. Only I can suppress you." ,do you understand?"

Pei Zhi nodded his head like garlic, and raised his hands in surrender: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely not take advantage of others' danger."

"En." Satisfied, Yin Yu turned sideways and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then stood under Pei Zhi's umbrella and continued walking.Since Pei Zhi behaved so well, he will forgive those courtiers sooner.

The two were originally one in front and one behind, walking side by side.The palace people carried their sedan chairs and followed them from a distance. Some bold palace people looked up and saw His Majesty's right shoulder that was wet by the rain, and then looked at the palace people holding the umbrella, their bodies were not wet at all.The accompanying palace man tilted the umbrella towards His Majesty, and His Majesty would push it back without a trace.

Before he had time to guess what the relationship between the two was, the eunuch in charge who was walking in front turned around and glared fiercely, and the palace servant who was peeking boldly lowered his head in a hurry.

Sure enough, as expected by the two, Yin Yu's life experience was mentioned again in the early court.But what surprised Pei Zhi was that almost half of the people in the court dared to stand up and question Yin Yu.

Hearing a few words from each of them, Pei Zhi understood in his heart that these people had formed a group and discussed it long ago to embarrass Yin Yu.

He analyzed it carefully, and found that although these people were embarrassing Yin Yu, they had two opinions. One group wanted to place Yin Yu on the charge of killing her mother, and the other group wanted to directly prove that Yin Yu was not the blood of the late emperor. .Regardless of which of these two viewpoints, as long as it is confirmed, it is impossible for Yin Yu to sit on the throne.

And more than half of the people in the court hall were embarrassing Yin Yu, and the others were either silent, or even if they spoke out for Yin Yu, they were quickly overshadowed by the voices of the opposition.

The few people who were frightened by Yin Yu yesterday, after seeing this situation, also felt that Yin Yu had lost power, and followed suit.

Pei's temperament is very strong, looking at Yin Yu, this guy is not in a hurry at all, and he hides a lot of medicinal materials in his sleeves that can restore his glory, and steals a bite every now and then.Yin Yu is not in a hurry, Pei Zhi is in a hurry to replace him.

"The system restarted." 000 suddenly said, "I, Hu Hansan, are back!"

Pei Zhi: "..."

"Congratulations, during my shutdown period, readers voted for you more than 30 mines. Everyone is very supportive of you."

Pei Zhi asked urgently, "What's the matter with fast forward?"

000 didn't know about this matter. After thinking for a long time, he hesitated and said: "I was attacked. I should be in an unconscious state at the time. I must have received some strange instructions."

"How to crack it?"

000 was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he urged him: "Why do you want to crack it? Don't you also want to counterattack? Take advantage of this great opportunity, go!"

"A gentleman doesn't take advantage of others' danger." Pei Zhi raised his head, determined not to tell the truth.He wanted to take advantage of others, but Yin Yu had to cooperate.Yin Yu disagreed and controlled him with one hand.He is up to the challenge, but his overall ability is not as good as others.

"Then for the happiness of both of you, you really have to decipher this command." The system said, "But once the command is entered, if it needs to be deciphered, there are only three ways. One, the creator of the system enters the password to decipher it. Two, factory reset Settings, but if you choose this item, you will forget everything that happened here, including Yin Yu. Third, if you are brave enough, you can find a virus to attack me and modify the instructions. But the virus is unlikely to listen to you order."

Pei Zhi frowned and thought, among the three methods, the second one is totally unacceptable, and the third one is very difficult to do, so we can only put our hopes on the first one.

"Is the creator of the system Jin Jiang?"

"No, Jinjiang just provides a platform, and our system is controlled by the creator." Seeing that Pei Zhi didn't quite understand it, 000 continued, "Simply put, Jinjiang bought someone else's system, but the after-sales and maintenance of the system are still in the hands of the creator. There."

"Understood." Pei demanded, "Can you contact your creator?"

"No."

"..." Pei Zhi suppressed his anger, "Then you talk a lot of nonsense. At present, there is only a third way. It just so happens that there is a virus attacking you. Think about it, how can you win this virus over for us? Used."

000's voice brightened a lot in an instant, and it could be heard that it was interested, "It can't be beaten, we can give it a gift. Don't you have landmines, give it two first, and see if it can be influenced by us? "

"Send, send."

"Received, mines have been sent."

The voices of the dispute in the courtroom became louder and louder, and Pei Zhi was upset when he heard it. He used land mines to light up his super talk skills, rolled up his sleeves and left.

Yin Yu concentrated on stealing it, he carefully realized how the medicinal materials would nourish that place after eating.Just as he was feeling hot in his stomach, he wanted to take two sips of cold tea from a teacup to press it down, but when he looked up, he saw that Pei Zhi had sat in the middle of the hall at some point, and had finished a heated debate with the ministers on the east side, who were out of breath from him Come up, everyone is in a hurry to give them a smooth ride.Pei Zhi paddled his feet on the ground, turned his body to the other side, and continued to argue with the ministers here.

After a short meeting, several ministers here were stunned by anger and were carried to the Tai Hospital by the guards.

Everyone either felt that what Pei Zhi said was reasonable and no longer doubted His Majesty's life experience, or they were suppressed by Pei Zhi and had nothing to say, holding their breath and not daring to raise their heads.

Only one minister was so brave, he stood up and called Yin Yu to be the master for them.Yin Yu laughed, saying that I can't be your master.

The minister asked Yin Yu to punish Pei Zhi, who was trembling at Pei Zhi's angry voice: "I'm just a slave, dare to speak nonsense in the court, please punish me severely, Your Majesty!"

Yin Yu thought it was funny.Although his Pei Zhi is just a weak, pitiful and helpless spirit, he is omnipotent and has various skills to protect him.He smiled and said nothing.

The minister said angrily: "Your Majesty, you have a problem with your background. He can't explain it clearly for you in a few words. No matter how powerful he said, he must be reasonable, right? You were very strange when you were born, only ordinary babies half of it, very short."

"What did you say?" Yin Yin paused her stealing hand, her face darkened instantly.

The minister didn't know it yet, so he still said: "You were short and small when you were born, probably only this big..." He gestured with his hands.

Pei Zhi glanced at Yin Yu's face, swallowed, and silently pulled the futon to sit far away.As soon as he moved away, a teacup drew an arc and went straight to the minister's head.

The morning ended in chaos.

Yin Yu beat someone, and she was so angry that she lay on the bed with her eyes closed and felt sad.Pei Zhi leaned over, and Yin Yu pulled the quilt over to cover her body.

"I really won't do anything to you." Pei Zhi gave him a white look, "I care about you. What's the matter with your background?"

"I don't know."

"How did you solve this back then?"

Yin Yu opened her eyes and thought for a while, then said irritably, "If it's not resolved, the matter will be suppressed after killing a few people. In fact, they don't have any evidence, they just caught rumors and spread nonsense."

"Then you don't wonder what your life experience is like, are you the child of the late emperor?"

"I'm not curious." Yin Yu said lazily, "I've always been very indifferent to my life experience. When I was a child, I never felt any love from my father and mother except for the sincerity you treated me. Why should I worry about them? No matter whose birth Let me go, I just care about living well."

Pei Zhi stopped talking.That's right, as long as Yin Yu is happy.

He leaned over and was about to kiss Yin Yu when he heard the system say, "The virus that attacked me is nearby."