The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi hurriedly waved his hands: "Your Majesty, don't bother, I don't want to just come here and just talk to you sisters, bah, brother hurts the peace."

But Yin Yu said: "You are the master, it's only natural to reprimand me a few words, how can it hurt peace?"

Pei Zhi repeatedly refused.

The emperor insisted again and again.

Pei Zhi suddenly felt blessed, thinking that the emperor seemed to like to fight with others very much.He thought that Beauty Xue was seducing him, saying that he didn't like being seduced, but turned around and bullied Lu Xuan, who was unwilling to enter the palace...

"Okay!" Pei Zhi slapped the table, "Since your Majesty said that I should fuck them, then I will not be soft. Your Majesty sit down, Ruiju, go prepare the nail boards and put them at the door, and ask the concubines to kneel and nail them later." Board, and prepare some sticks, what will Ben Gong say later, whoever dares to raise their heads, hit them on the head."

Yin Yu: "..." She lowered her head and drank tea.

"Your Majesty, is it too cruel for me to do this?"

Yin Yu raised his head and was about to speak, but Pei Zhi hurriedly said, "It must be too cruel, Your Majesty will definitely not support the minister, right?"

"Zhen..." Yin Yu choked, the word "support" stuck in her throat, she wanted to say it, but she was afraid that his concubines would be tortured to death by the queen.

Seeing his hesitation, Pei Zhi smiled secretly, and softly touched his forehead, "Oh, I don't know why, I suddenly feel dizzy."

"Since the empress is not feeling well, let's rest first. I will tell you that everyone in the harem must not disturb the empress without authorization. When the empress recovers, I will come to pay my respects." Yin Yu covered her face with a teacup, breathed out secretly, and quickly slipped away.

As soon as the person left, Pei Zhi patted his chest and complained: "Whoever chose the male lead, I didn't see the melancholy at all, but schizophrenia is a good hand."

Playing differently in front of different concubines.

In front of the queen, play affectionately and respectfully.In front of Xue Meiren, play an honest gentleman.Lu Xuan served there, again acting like a bully.

This person is not happy?

Funny, this guy is almost having fun in the harem.After one or two hundred newcomers enter the palace, the emperor will be able to play Sichuan opera and change his face!

000 was also puzzled, and said harshly: "Anyway, you just want to make him happy. He is a gentleman, so you should be more reserved, and if he takes things by force, you should be softer."

"There are still several concubines, I really don't know what face I should use next, what kind of scene should I use to match him?"

You can't talk about it, just call 000 as soon as you mention it, saying that the emperor has gone to find Concubine De.Pei Zhi rushed over bitterly, knowing that this was a sentimental and sickly master, and before the emperor arrived, he found out the poems he had written before, lay down on the bed and squeezed out a few tears, making a picture of burning poems and shedding tears. The appearance of Daiyu came.

Yin Yu came over here, changed her loving and pampering appearance again, fed Concubine De the medicine, and even coaxed Concubine De to sleep before leaving with a worried look on her face.

As soon as the person left, Pei Zhi immediately sat up, picked at his throat and spit out as much of the medicine as he could.

Let's not talk about whether there is any problem with this medicine, just talk about the taste, it is so bitter that life is worse than death.However, Yin Yu fed him affectionately, and he dared not stop eating.

According to the style of this crazy emperor, I am afraid that he has no good intentions.

Maybe this medicine is full of Coptis chinensis, which is specially for black people and does not cure diseases.

The more Pei Zhi thought about it on the bed, the less it was a matter, he couldn't let this crazy emperor play to death.The emperor can bully him, and the queen can save people!Anyway, the emperor can't hang around the harem all the time.This harem must be the queen's territory!

"Let's go." Pei Zhi picked up his shoes and put them on, ran back to Kunning Palace bitterly, changed into the queen's clothes, and called all the palace people over to see what to eat, drink, and play. Every concubine has everything Even Lu Xuan, who was in the cold palace, didn't let go of rewards, and sent a lot of food and clothing over.

Ruiju jumped anxiously: "Didn't your lady just say that you want to kill everyone, why did you reward them when you turned around? Even if you want to show your dignity, you should give both kindness and power. If you only reward, isn't it to encourage the prestige of these foxes?"

Pei Zhi's face twitched, what kind of vixen is his own!Literally "one of our own".

"Rewards, rewards, reward them all." Pei Zhi cheerfully flipped through the account books in the palace. It's not in vain to come here, you can enjoy a fortune in the world.Look at the breakdown, there are two pigs, ten chickens, twenty fish, countless fresh fruits and vegetables a day in the Queen's Palace, and there are more than a dozen cooks waiting for him to order.

If the emperor didn't get in the way, he wouldn't even want to leave.

Since he wanted to enjoy wealth and honor here, he had to tidy up the palace and enjoy it with peace of mind.

After lunch, Pei Zhi went out for a stroll, the purpose of which was to record the way.After wandering around for more than half an hour, they arrived outside the Changchun Palace where Chu Zhaoyi lived.Pei Zhi was curious, so he went in to see what Chu Zhaoyi's place looked like.

Chu Zhaoyi came from a noble family and was backed by her elder brother. Although she was not favored, her residence was still very luxurious.The more Pei Zhi looked at it, the more satisfied he was, and he simply wore Chu Zhaoyi's clothes and wandered around the palace.

It turned out that Ruiju and the others who came out with the queen were ordered to rest outside the Changchun Palace to serve the "Queen".Chu Zhaoyi has always been a loner, so the palace people never followed.

Pei Zhi is more comfortable alone, having fun in the palace without thinking about it. 000 reminded him: "You still have a task ahead of you, on this fine day, hurry up and coax the emperor to go."

"No, I don't like Yin Yu, this man is simply a rascal, no, no, no, insulting rascal, he is mentally retarded."

Pei Zhi sat on the rockery and basked in the sun. The winter sun was so warm that he dozed off.I was dreaming that the imperial dining room made a roasted whole lamb, and suddenly my ears hurt, and when I opened my eyes, it was the magnified beauty of the mentally retarded.

It has to be said that although Yin Yu is a poor person, she has a good appearance.Those sword eyebrows, those star eyes, looking at them lightly, can suck away a person's soul.

Pei Zhi couldn't help swallowing, and blinked wildly: "Your Majesty, are you coming out for a walk?"

"I'm not in the same mood as you." Yin Yu stood up straight with her hands behind her back, her expression cold.

Pei Zhi speculated that, looking at it like this, this Zhaoyi was really out of favour, and there would be no good things to say later.

"Where are you in the palace, there are no rules at all." Sure enough, Yin Yu turned on the old mother mode and started counting, "I married the queen, and the palace is full of joy, but you are heartless, sleeping here coming."

Of course I can't learn from you, running around the palace looking for someone to sleep with.

"Why, you are still not convinced when I say you?" Yin Yu sneered, "You think that your brother holds the military power, and I dare not touch you? You go to lead the board..."

Pei Zhi's heart tightened, and he wanted to stand up in a panic to make amends, but he didn't want to, he got up too hastily, stepped on the edge of the stone, his whole body tilted, and fell down.

Although the rockery is not high, it can't help that there are bluestone slabs underneath. If it falls, at least it will break a bone.

Pei Zhi was so frightened that he closed his eyes, waiting for the severe pain to come, but someone grabbed his wrist, and he heard a muffled groan, but it was not his own voice.

Opening his eyes, his majesty's handsome face was magnified, but this time, Yin Yu furrowed his eyebrows fiercely, and his expression didn't look quite right.

Something dripped on his face, and he looked up.Yin Yu grabbed his arm and knocked it on the sharp protrusion of the stone. The blood was running down Yin Yu's arm, dripping drop by drop from his fingers to his face.

There was a lot of blood, and Yin Yu was in pain, but the strength in his hand kept increasing.

He froze, he was viciously trying to punish him just now, why did he save him in the blink of an eye without thinking?

"You are stupid, push yourself hard." Yin Yu shouted angrily.

Only then did Pei Zhi come back to his senses, stepped on the stone, and cooperated with Yin Yu's strength, climbed up.Yin Yu fell down on the stone, blood had already stained his entire arm and clothes.

"Your Majesty, let me take a look at the wound." Pei Zhi was about to reach out and pull Yin Yu's clothes.

From the foot of the rockery came the shouts of the palace servants, they should be looking for Yin Yu everywhere.

Yin Yu avoided Pei Zhi's hand, looked at the wound by herself, and said angrily, "This wound is enough to kill your whole family, why don't you hurry up and get out of here. If I knew it hurt so much, I should have let you fall."

Pei Zhi: "..." Obviously because he was afraid that he would be convicted of this matter, with such a vicious mouth?You didn't see Yin Yu let go when it was hurting?

"Don't say thank you for your great kindness, you must repay it in the future." Pei Zhi bowed and ran away before the palace servants found him.

He went back to Kunning Palace, sat on the bed and hugged the pillow in a daze. 000 came out and asked him: "The readers leave a message saying, tell you not to eat and drink all day, they want to see the love of the family."

"Shooting, it's too yellow, I won't do it." Yin Yu's pained expression was in his mind at that time, "I was wrong, this emperor is not mentally retarded."

"what is that?"

"A rebellious middle school youth." Pei Zhi leaned against the head of the bed and slowly analyzed, "He must be lonely and boring in this palace, which is why he is depressed. He has taken in several concubines with distinctive personalities, obviously to give himself Looking for fun, but he couldn't find the way."

000 persuaded: "He can't find the door, so you take the initiative to come and give him some fun."

"How do I know what he likes? Last time he finished molesting the pillars, he was happy. Could it be that I dressed up all the pillars in the palace, got him drunk, and went one by one?"

"If it can increase the happiness value, it's not impossible."

"..." Pei Zhi's face was shocked, "Ling Xing" a pillar was broken by Lu Xuanshi, if he went through all the pillars in the palace, he would have to pick thousands of people to choose a concubine in two months. .

Rui Ju ran in in a panic: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty accidentally injured his arm, so hurry up and have a look."

Pei Zhi was also worried about Yin Yu. Hearing this, he remembered that he was the queen now, not Chu Zhaoyi, so he could go and see Yin Yu.

When he arrived at the Hall of Mental Cultivation, he saw that the imperial doctors were all kneeling outside, pleading guilty, and he couldn't help but tighten his heart. Could it be that his arm was injured too badly, so he couldn't keep it?

He pushed open the door uneasily and went in, only to see Yin Yu sitting with a cold face, and an elderly imperial doctor kneeling on the ground, holding a medicine powder and patiently persuading him: "It really doesn't hurt, it will pass soon."

"I've said it before, I'm not afraid of pain." Yin Yu glanced at Pei Zhi, and didn't bother to pretend to be respectful. She withdrew her eyes and continued to stare at the medicine bottle, her expression almost freezing.The imperial doctor watching was covered in cold sweat, and lifted up the medicine powder with shaking hands.

"Your Majesty, bite." Pei Zhi stretched out his hand.As long as you don't make a sound, this bastard's face can be saved.

The medicine powder was spilled, and the heart-wrenching pain came suddenly.Yin Yu opened her mouth and bit Pei Zhi's little arm, sweating coldly from the pain. After a while, she let go of her mouth, panting secretly with a cold face.

Pei Zhi was heartbroken and shook his hands: "Didn't Your Majesty see the sweat towel in my hand?" Why bite his hand?

Yin Yu looked away unnaturally.

Helping the person to the bed to rest, it seemed extremely awkward not to speak.Pei Zhi asked casually, "How did Your Majesty get hurt?"

"Accidentally, I knocked myself."

"Oh."

Dead silence.

Pei Zhi asked again: "Your Majesty is bored, do you want me to tell you a joke or a story?"

Yin Yu opened one eye: "The queen is tired after taking care of me for so long, go back and rest early."

He doesn't want to leave.Pei Zhi was in a dilemma.

"Serving people, you are a queen, so you don't need to do it. Let Yuecai come over."

"Yes." The more talented person is still him.

Pei Zhi ran out to change into someone else's clothes, and when he came in again, Yin Yu had already fallen asleep.Yin Yu's sleeping position was very insecure, her legs were slightly curled up, and her good hand was clutching a corner of the brocade quilt. Pei Zhi picked it tightly, but it didn't come out.

"Yin Yu." Pei Zhi said the name several times and smiled.

000 alert: "Happiness value minus 5."

Can nightmares also reduce happiness?This job is over!